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New "Hairy Lobster" Crustacean Discovered and Classified
AviLazar writes "American-led divers discovered a new type of Crustacean, that resembles a lobster but has it's claws covered in 'sinuous, hair-like strands'. This species is so different, from other Crustacean's that it was classified with a new Family name: Kiwaida. Unfortunately for the Kiwaida, the AP is already using this blind creature and a salad plate in the same sentence."
It was a rock, lobster! From the B-52's:
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Down, down
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'
Down, down
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
I dont do meaning of life questions.
All Hail Whitey the Gorilla Lobstarrrr!
about outside Much organisation, (7700+1400+700)*4 Arseholes at walnut if I remain and, after initial [klerck.org]? About 700 users I ever did. It same worthless
Beats me.
... Cheney shot the French Scientist.
Hey Jorn, did you hear Chris McKinstry killed himself in January?
No loss, really, just wondering if you heard.
Maybe I am just getting used to this "new world" we live in, but I read that as if the US government classified this as some sort of state secret. Who knows, this new hairy lobster might be key to winning the war on terrorism, or know the location of a secret underwater Iraqi WMD project.
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THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
MOD PARENT UP.
People, please... We are supposed to represent a sector of society that esteems knowledge. How can we be taken seriously if we don't each at least master one language?
When programming, a single error can cripple the entire program. Why is it that many of us can manage to use C++ to a perfect degree, but can't use English at the 5th grade level?