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Industry Vets Talking Crazy

IGN has a piece today looking at ten completely outrageous claims made by games industry veterans. My personal favorite: "Former Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi may be retired (and frozen in a cryogenic coffin), but he would be proud of new company head Satoru Iwata for his May, 2004 assertion that, 'Customers do not want online games.' The Big N has long made bold claims about the marketplace based solely about what is - or, as it happens, isn't - happening in Japan, but this one definitely earns Iwata a spot on our list. Two years later, we're quite confident that two million Xbox Live subscribers, more than five million World of Warcraft subscribers and, ironically, more than a million DS Wi-Fi Connection users would disagree with Iwata's statement."

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  1. Kutaragi confirms PS3 will not be cheap... by BenJeremy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm going to only say that it'll be expensive. I'm aware that with all these technologies, the PS3 can't be offered at a price that's targeted towards households." - Sony's Ken Kutaragi

    There you have it. Sony isn't targeting households with the PS3. I'm not sure **what** he's targeting, but it's not the "masses" so I guess the PS3 is not intended for the mass market or to be produced in any real numbers. It seems to be intended for the same people that drop 50 grand on a home theater system.

    I really can't say who will be buying these things, but clearly, Sony is thinking on an entirely different track for the rest of the human race. Maybe there's a market for PS3 on Altaris VI, or in the Alternate Dimension of Lemmu - yeah, that's the ticket, they'll buy these things like hotcakes, and not even know they are being taken.

  2. My favorite by Hitto · · Score: 4, Funny

    "[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games" - Hiroshi Yamauchi

    Damn, he owes me a new keyboard.

  3. Re:Raph Koster's quote.. by freeweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    how mine sweeper is two player

    You didn't know?

    Bill is sitting on the other end of the Internet, rapidly moving the mines so that it's impossible to actually win!

    He does this to kill time in between counting the emails you've forwarded.

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  4. Sure industry vets talk crazy... by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're supposed to examine 1000 cow carcasses a day, you MUST go crazy and as result you will go crazy. Industrial veterinarian is one of the worst jobs you can get.
    Just wtf it gets into the games section?

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  5. Re:First reaction to the title by HaydnH · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was thinking mad cow disease also... who comes up with these titles, perhaps "games industry vets..." would make it clearer!

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  6. It's simple really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sony aren't worried about the household market. The real money is in selling to despotic regimes anyway.