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Jailed Spam King Caught Conspiring to Kill Witness
An anonymous reader writes "Spam king Christopher William Smith, aka Rizler, is facing up to life in prison for conspiracy to tamper with a witness and up to 20 years for endeavoring to obstruct justice. The charges are based on an alleged phone call in which he threatened to have a witness or the witness' family killed to prevent them from testifying against him in an upcoming trial on drug and related charges.
yes, i constantly get death threats for closing port 25... ;-)
Unrelated . . Yes, But I still like knowing a spammer's "inbox" will reglularly be filled with "spam" in prison.
Or, should that be "outbox"
Antother one bites the dust, hey hey!
He whom you called four-eyes yesterday, you call Sir tomorrow.
We can only hope his ass is now the recepticle for junk male...
Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
Having opt-out's slain is frowned upon by the legal system.
I always knew that spamming was a gateway crime. It only leads to something bigger!
Q:What do you call 1000 email spammers indicted on murder charges?
A: A start.
[Fooz] In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
Looks like we are one step closer to this "perfect world" Fooz speaks of!
It's an "Inbox" now!
A man with a gun is called a citizen. A man without a gun is called a subject.
Remember, when you're going to call someone from jail to discuss killing a witness have them steal your attorney's cell phone first...
I prefer to use mine as an Outbox...but to each their own I guess. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
...he received an unsolicited add for a hitman and decided to try it out.
You've got Male!
And that the people "spamming his inbox" will have already taken advantage of the "enlargement" products so often spammed about.
If I had mod points, I'd so give you a +1 funny.... hilarious.
I got nothin'
William Smith
Murcielago - $230,000.00
Houses in Prior Lake and Burnsville - 1 Million dollars
Being a high school dropout spammer stupid enough to use a jail phone to arrange a hit - Priceless!
The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
It's an "Inbox" now!
Written by someone named TurdTapper, no less.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those that can keep their train of thought,
Oooh! Oooh!
A debate between the Dungeons and Dragons definition of Evil and the Catholic style definition of Evil. Why isn't there any popcorn around when you need it?
Boy walks past a Priest and a Rabbi.
Priest: "Let's fuck him."
Rabbi: "Out of what?"
Baboomboom!
It's the context of this joke that I don't believe we as a society should tolerate (in a social, not legal sense). Here we have an object of public scorn (the Spam King -- I hate him too) who might go to prison, and we think it's funny that he might get raped once he gets there. We're not joking about a general concept, we're laughing about a terrible thing that is likely to happen to a real person.
See, it's all a big misunderstanding.
You're mistaking a spamming scumbag for a human being.
We exchange the spammer for Abdul Rahman.
Bomb them into the stone-age, I'm fine with that. But for fuck's sake... sending them a spammer? That's just pure sadism.
Rape isn't funny unless you are raping a clown.
"You've got male!"
Sorry
Cheers
Stor
"Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
"Nazis aren't funny. Killing Jews isn't funny."
Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
A: He read his gas bill.
But as a group we're better armed and better shots.
So come and get it motherfucker. Stop hiding.
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. Who's gunfu do you think is stronger?
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'