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Google Pages Reviewed

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the not-the-tool-for-you dept.

Tam Hanna writes "We got access to a Google Pages review account. Get the full scoop on what Google Pages can do." The gist of it is that "Google Pages Is Not For You." It's for your mom ;)

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  1. And hear the sighs...... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of hundreds of slashdot readers as they feel betrayed by their great and perfect "Google", since this isn't for them.......

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  2. Just what the world needs by Mantorp · · Score: 5, Funny

    more pages like this

  3. Not for me? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Google Pages Is Not For You." It's for your mom

    But what if I am my mom?!?

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  4. Re:My mom has dimentia.... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny
    > If this is for my mom, it must be really simple as my mom has dimentia

    Is that the ability to travel to other dimensions?

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  5. For your mom... by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

    The gist of it is that "Google Pages Is Not For You." It's for your mom.

    Hey - that's my motto too.

  6. Re:Duped Trash Instead of News by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want an example of something they rejected to bring you a duped article, here's one I submitted this morning that some of you may or may not care about:

    OK. Firstly, the article isn't a dupe. It's a link to a review of a service mentioned in a previous dupe. Note the subtle difference.

    And secondly, you have no grounds for complaint. The Slashdot Random Story Submission Selection System (SRSSSS), is completely unbiased. Not even quality submissions are granted preference!

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  7. Secret Strategy by XMilkProject · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe Google has a secret strategy to easily increase the quality of their search results.

    1) Make it easy to create a useless crap webpage.
    2) All crap webpage designers flock to Google Pages.
    3) Google just blocks Google Pages domain from search results.
    4) ??????????
    5) Profit!

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