SPECIAL BIRTHDAY REPORT!!! HEMOS IS 30 :) :) :)
Jeff "Hemos" Bates, who you all know and love here on Slashdot, celebrated his 30th Birthday last Monday. The only way to properly celebrate would be to send him belated e-congratulations to hemos at slashdot.org. Show the love. He'd do it for you. No I'm not kidding.
is clearly loaded and has no business posting more stories. Go sleep it off dude before my eyes explode.
Now it's not about fooling anyone, it's about to loose an entire slashdot day with bullshit and treating us like idiots.