SPECIAL BIRTHDAY REPORT!!! HEMOS IS 30 :) :) :)
Jeff "Hemos" Bates, who you all know and love here on Slashdot, celebrated his 30th Birthday last Monday. The only way to properly celebrate would be to send him belated e-congratulations to hemos at slashdot.org. Show the love. He'd do it for you. No I'm not kidding.
Hey man... Remember that time when we went to Amsterdam and picked up that hooker, but she really wasn't a hooker? She sure fucked like a hooker... And floated just like a hooker, after we suffocated her with your Rick Steeves fanny pack and dropped her fuck-battered corpse into the Amstel!!! GOOD TIMES MAN! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
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Fantastic. I forgot that April Fools Day was an entire day wasted to completely meaningless drivel posted to an otherwise newsworthy site. C'mon Slashdot, you've been around what, 10 years now? Time to grow up and dispense with the april fools crap.
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