SPECIAL BIRTHDAY REPORT!!! HEMOS IS 30 :) :) :)
Jeff "Hemos" Bates, who you all know and love here on Slashdot, celebrated his 30th Birthday last Monday. The only way to properly celebrate would be to send him belated e-congratulations to hemos at slashdot.org. Show the love. He'd do it for you. No I'm not kidding.
Hehehh.. Read the description. Taco said Hemos celebrated his birthday last Monday. Get it. He is making fun of the fact that stories usually get posted a week later and people complain about it. Perhaps though I am reading to much into it.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
we should totally start a MySpace group for ponies!! LOLS
(and the mods should turn off the lameness filter for today so we can post in all caps)
Beauty is just a light switch away.
Only on Slashdot one gets modded insightful for that. ^_^
"All you have to do is be fragile and grateful. So stay the underdog." Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
Now I have been fired, and sent to Guantanamo Bay for treasonous actions such as mine. I was able to smuggle a Commie 64 here up my ass, though, and my cellmate Junis from Afghanistan has been showing me how to use it to browse the web and get to Slashdot.
;) Slashdot sums up the whole 'Free as in too lazy to implement Feature N ourselves' software movement.
And you called yourself a geek? sheesh having to be shown in guantanamo how to connect to the internet with a C64. no wonder you were reguarding slashdot as a shining example of open source