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Microsoft Blogger Robert Scoble Goes to Google

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the busy-business-day-for-a-saturday dept.

Brian Puccio writes "Possibly as a result of their recent purchase by Chinese national interests, Robert Scoble, (in)famous Microsoft blogger and evangelist, has decided to go work for Google: 'I just got off the phone with Larry Page. He's offered me a job to run Google's PR department and I've decided to take him up on it. Why? Because I finally realized that Steve Gillmor is right. Microsoft Office is dead and I wanted to be at the company that is the future of everything... My first project will be to convert the Scoble Dashboard over to a Linux box.'"

51 comments

  1. Scoogle? by Kelson · · Score: 1

    Or Scogle?

    1. Re:Scoogle? by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      Nah, SCO would sue them too fast.

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  2. Get the chairs ready. by pataloca · · Score: 1

    Cause someone is coming over to kill f*&**$ gogle.

    1. Re:Get the chairs ready. by jcr · · Score: 1

      If ballmer want to kill google, he'd try to get them to take scoble. Trouble is, google's too clever for that.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Get the chairs ready. by caffeination · · Score: 1

      I'm loving that this got tagged "chairs". Nice to see we're all on the same page!

  3. STOP THE PAIN by mOOzilla · · Score: 0

    No more April Fools PLEASE!. OH god not more TIMEZONES.

    1. Re:STOP THE PAIN by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      So many of us agree.... t

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    2. Re:STOP THE PAIN by jdragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      google wouldn't hire him anyway...loser MS employee.

  4. Get these pink things off my website!!~!!!! by dugless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who gave these people permission to invade Slashdot and block me and anyone else from accessing it? Get this pink ponies stuff off Slashdot!!!! It is blocking access to the website. I consider this hacking, and will complain to the FBI unless it is removed within 24 hours! First notice!

    1. Re:Get these pink things off my website!!~!!!! by ystar · · Score: 1

      from TFA: "Get this web site off my home page!!!!! It is blocking access to my website!!!!~!," Taylor responded, clearly excited about the situation and sensing that Bin Laden was near." plz do not talk about ponies in that manner durka durka

    2. Re:Get these pink things off my website!!~!!!! by 1point618 · · Score: 1

      This is the Tuttle Times' write up of the incedent... it's pretty funny in its own right, though it makes me damn sad any city has an administration as dense as that one.

    3. Re:Get these pink things off my website!!~!!!! by Tezkah · · Score: 1

      The PONIES ARE PART OF GNU/LINUX!!!!! Slashdot.org or their hosting provider must have installed PonyPony2 on their server!!!

      Look at the coders? SEE they have PONY tails!? Just like ponies!

      YOU must have installed it on your server! Your empty threats about the FBI to people who are trying to help you will not be tolerated!

    4. Re:Get these pink things off my website!!~!!!! by Jeff+Hunter · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering how it is that noone high up in the city does not see how ridiculous this is. Taylor professes to have 22 years experience with computers, but my question is, what kind of experience? Despite the fact that he had been helped all along the way far beyond the call of duty for an OS manufacturer (for a free one, at that), he still insisted that it was a mistake anyone could have made (I would like to amend that that "anyone" would have to be a real dolt...see MISTER Taylor), and he believes that his threats of calling the FBI were what prompted Hughes to "take him more seriously". Right. Hughes is a much nicer, more patient man than I. I would have simply laid out the facts once, and upon further harassment, I would have told him simply to refer to the first letter and take care of it himself. Those who ask for help like that deserve none.

  5. Link by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 1

    Link to the aformentioned scoble dashboard.

    If you're in the UI design business you might want to take a look at the site EVEN if not for the article :)

  6. Thank God by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, a reall article today that's not fake.

  7. I want Karma by Slayne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please mod up!

    Hey, it's worked for lots of other people today :) OMG! LOL!!!!

  8. fool's paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the concatenation of jokes doesn't seem to be ending, did any one check out google romance: http://www.google.com/romance/

    1. Re:fool's paradise by Jeff+Hunter · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting til they open the United Chruch of Google.

      It's sure to be Googlicious!

  9. April1 by paullyjunge · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, this and other websites remind me of why I do not go on the WWW on April Fool's Day. Year after year, fake news stories never get old, especially the news stories the following day declaring everything was a hoax... This story may or not be fake, I just had to post this somewhere...

  10. I can't take this anymore... by mwace · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone stab me. Right now.

    1. Re:I can't take this anymore... by dilvie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel your pain. Especially with the pink borders staring me in the face. Argh!

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    2. Re:I can't take this anymore... by vidarlo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is always like this. Instead of doing one, subtle april fool story, they post nothing but april fool stories. IMO, it is damn stupid, since almost noone reads slashdot that day anyhow.

      I think it'd be better to try to actually fool someone, with a story so subtle that it would look plauseable... None of the stories the last 24h looks remotely likely.

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    3. Re:I can't take this anymore... by kinkos · · Score: 1

      *stab*

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    4. Re:I can't take this anymore... by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Relax on the Pink, yo.. Its the closest you'll ever to get to a girl.

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

    5. Re:I can't take this anymore... by metlin · · Score: 1

      Oh stop whining.

      You know you like it. You know it makes you feel like a 13 year old girl and giggle everytime you see this.

      *giggle giggle*

      If it feels too annoying, you can always make yourself feel better by listening to Britney Spears. If that annoys you, she does look good with the volume turned off, you know? ;)

    6. Re:I can't take this anymore... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Shurrup. Pink is nice!

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    7. Re:I can't take this anymore... by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 1

      An easy solution to the pink is to go grab the Slashdotter firefox extension. It allows you to change the scheme of every slashdot page. I never actually used that feature until they put up the pink theme and my eyes started to bleed. I'm using the Linux theme. Just a note, there is still a little bit of pink left on the site since I guess the extension doesn't change everything.

    8. Re:I can't take this anymore... by metlin · · Score: 1


      And oh, if that doesn't work, drink a lot of beer - that ought to make anything look good.

      *hic*

  11. OMG LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMGWTFISTABUBBQ!!!!!ONE!!11! ROFLCOPTER!! PONIES!!!1!11!!

  12. OMG by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 1

    Tweflth post!!!!11

  13. Re:Note to Slashdot: by Brian+Puccio · · Score: 1

    I did include a wikipedia link in my submission, but it was removed and the line about the Chinese was put in its place.

  14. MOD CHILD UP by rubens · · Score: 5, Funny

    'cause it's a very informative post, and insightful too

    Not to mention that it's also very funny

    1. Re:MOD CHILD UP by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      ponies are piNK!!1

    2. Re:MOD CHILD UP by sahrss · · Score: 1

      Here, I'll provide the child!

    3. Re:MOD CHILD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh hey, thanks. If I was logged in and had modpoints i would so mod me up.
      OMG PONIES!!1!1!!!!

    4. Re:MOD CHILD UP by buswolley · · Score: 1

      By child, you mean anyone who posts under your post? Fantastic "pink" thinking there bro.

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

  15. The unfortunate fallout of todays shennanigans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG ponies is all fine and good today, but I have great fear that the trolls will pick up an run with this theme ad infiniteum as some sort of sick inside joke.

    I greatly fear 6 months from now when I'll be seeing "OMG!!! Ponies Naked and Petrified!!" on every other Slashdot 'troll'.

    Be afraid, be VERY afraid.

  16. And since China bought Google.... by TimCeeteSmith · · Score: 1

    Dear God! China is taking over!

    May the wind be always at you back,
    -Tim_Ceete_Smith

  17. MOD PARENT TROLL by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows there is no such thing as pink ponies!

  18. Give me karma! by Raelus · · Score: 0, Troll

    MIcroSOFt IS Gay, MOD ME UP!

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  19. Pink by michelcultivo · · Score: 1

    And maybe even Google gets pink color too :)

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  20. Prostitute Schedule for April 1 at MBOT in SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Like Las Vegas, San Francisco offers prostitution as a tourist attraction. If you want to buy some prostitution services (i.e., hand job, blow job, or full sexual intercourse), you need to merely walk through the doors of the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater (MBOT), located at 895 O'Farrell Street, San Francisco, California.

    Check out the prostitute schedule for April 1, 2006 at the MBOT.

    The prostitute schedule is updated daily.

    Unlike Las Vegas, San Francisco does not regulate prostitution. So, the MBOT heartily welcomes everyone -- including HIV-positive customers.

  21. APRIL FOOLS! by Eideteker · · Score: 1

    APRIL FOOLS!

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  22. even fuckedgoogle.com has endorsed google today: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.fuckedgoogle.com/

    Holy moses. What is going on?

  23. So this is where the rejected story submissions go by VGfort · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing they picked all the really bad ones and are now having fun and letting lose on April Fools :)

  24. what's wrong with this article? by dwater · · Score: 1

    I can only assume it's supposed to be an April fool's joke :

    "
    Microsoft Blogger Robert Scoble Goes to Google
    Posted by Zonk on 4:34 Sunday 02 April 2006
    "

    but how about limiting the jokes to April fool's day itself???

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  25. fuckedgoogle.com says they are giving up: by googisgod · · Score: 1
    http://www.fuckedgoogle.com/

    Who would have thunk it?

  26. we weren't going to see them at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until you made this post, now you've built the floodgates you've had the wisdom to open them! my god! when will it end?!

    OMG!!! Ponies Naked and Petrified!!

    arg! see, I couldn't help that, it's started already!

  27. Trust Worthy of Information by digger_chen · · Score: 1

    How should we trust the information on the web? Specially the news, for example, if a person like Scobleizer announces something, it is picked up as the top headline by many news sites. I bet everybody will start to believe. If it is not April 1st, it would be a disaster. I don't think April 1st is not good for the internet. Futher, need to think about information trust to prevent disaster.

  28. I wish this were true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can have him. He makes Windows look bad.