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Next-gen Robot Toys to Fetch Beer
FleaPlus writes "The Boston Globe reports that WowWee Toys, the creators of robots like the hack-friendly Robosapien series, has announced a collaboration with Evolution Robotics. WowWee's next generation of robots will make use of Evolution's tech for visual object recognition and indoor navigation, hopefully with future versions being able to not just entertain, but also 'perform useful tasks such as fetching a beer or even helping to carry the groceries.'"
Now I don't need my wife anymore.
perform useful tasks such as fetching a beer or even helping to carry the groceries.
Is it just me who find it unnecessary to mention beer and grocery in the same sentence, aren't they the same?
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I'll admit it, I am an ignorant American, but I am pretty sure that in most cultures teaching kids that their robot could fetch a beer is not a good thing.
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I am going to run out and patent the "Beer Quality Recognition System" that way my robot can tell the good beer from the bad.
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Wow! How lazy are we that we need a robot to "fetch a bear, or help carry the groceries"!!! come on ppl, get off your butt and DO something!
Yes, it's the first robot to come with special Lite detection sensors that automatically throw the beer out if it's a Lite beer.
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Isn't fetching beer a violation of the first law of Robotics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_laws_of_roboti cs)
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Meh. My trusty Radio Shack Robie Sr. has been fetching my beer (well, cokes, when I was younger) for twenty years. His cassette player (on which programs are stored) is getting a little rusty though.
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We had an office over the road from the Carlton United Brewery factory in Victoria, Australia. My office looked directly over a beer-barrel conveyor belt. There was a hardware store around the corner with enough copper pipe to build a delivery system from the vats on the next floor up, gravity fed directly into my office. I drew up a plan and technical diagram and then presented it to the receptionist at the factory. She then passed it on to someone else with a wink and a smile (pretty blonde, made my day) and then received a phone call a few days later from the site officer declining the request to proceed but gave me full marks for the idea.
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Of course several dorm-sized fridges placed around the house full of beer would probably work better than the robot.
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This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
I hope it will give you five when it's feeling cool. Nobody does that anymore.
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Asahi Beer have developed a robot that not only keeps the beer cold but opens and pours it for you too...
You, for one, overlorded your welcome.
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FYI, the parent poster is probably Arthur T. Murray (i.e. Mentifex), a noted internet crank. He's been posting links to his "AI4U/Mind" junk on usenet since the 1980s, and has since expanded to the WWW. There's a FAQ all about him here:
http://www.nothingisreal.com/mentifex_faq.html
Hm... I originally included a couple of links which show how the technology works, but they were unfortunately removed from the submission. (Also, in retrospect I really should have made the title "Next-gen Robot Toys Smart Enough to Fetch Beer," as it probably would have increased the level of discussion a little more.) I'll go ahead and add them here...
The first bit of technology Evolution Robotics will probably be contributing is their ViPR (Visual Pattern Recognition) tech, which allows for real-time recognition of objects in the environment. It's really quite impressive to see it in action -- it can learn how an object looks using just a single training example, has a high recognition rate, is resilient to occlusion/rotation/scale, and can operate at 15fps on an ordinary computer. It works by efficiently extracting a few hundred SIFT (scale-invariant feature transform) features from an image, and then learns what affine arrangement of them indicate an object. A downloadable demo is available on the ViPR page.
Their SIFT-based ViPR techniques work -very- well on rigid objects, like labels, signs, furniture, cups, and pretty much any sort of static pattern. They tend to work less well on deformable objects, like faces and people.
The other piece of technology is NorthStar, used for indoor navigation. This uses a projector to shine some IR light spots on the ceiling. An IR-sensitive camera on the robot can see where the light spots are, allowing it to easily determine its location relative to the projector, so it can basically create a map of its environment using projector-relative coordinates.
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Where the robot shines over small fridges is that you can modify the robot's software to turn on the setuid bit. Then it will bring you root beer.
How many beers will it take before it gets a plunger and starts screaming EX-TERM-INATE EX-TERM-INATE EX-TERM-INATE.