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Negroponte says Linux too 'Fat'

Cadef writes "According to a story on CNet News.com, Nicholas Negroponte says that Linux has gotten too fat, and will have to be slimmed down before it will be practical for the $100 laptop project. From the article: 'Suddenly it's like a very fat person [who] uses most of the energy to move the fat. And Linux is no exception. Linux has gotten fat, too.'"

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  1. Linux is NOT Fat by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not fat. The architecture is just big-boned.

    1. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by priestx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying there's no need for Linosuction? [pun intended]

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    2. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seriously, though. If it's too FAT, why doesn't he just switch to ReiserFS? Kids these days don't even know about proper dieting.

    3. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Skevin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, they misspelled Phat.

      Yo listen, every OS be Phat at one time or 'notha. But 'fore you know it, some geek brotha's gonna write some crappy-ass P.O.S. code fo' yo momma's script kiddies to pop a cap through, you dig? Then da top dog homies gotta post patches, like, before security be worse than ma 'hood. When ya got too many security patches to hang with, yo homies start pointin' yo fingas at da mofos what like wrote da Operatin' System ta begin with, accusin' dem of being da Man and shit. Soon "da Man" is gotta atone by releasin' a pimped out kernel and it starts all ova again. Ain't long before all yas be dissin' Linus or Bill or Theo, demandin' dey pay ya yo props before their Operatin' Systems come crawlin' back on yas computas like last month's biatch. Word.

      "'cept in France, it ain't called a 2.6 kernel... They call it Windows."
      (apologies to Samuel L. Jackson)

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    4. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have enough problems without slashdot starting to sound like my girlfriend.

    5. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by idonthack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, you just said "Slashdot" and "my girlfriend" in the same sentence. You need to lay off whatever it is you're taking.

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    6. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 5, Funny

      Er, you just did it too. Oh my god, it's spreading.

    7. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mammy say bitch ain't never too fat - gotta have meat on the bone or the motherfucker she hooked with ain't gonna support yo.

      That Gates motherfucker started this shit...somebody bust a cap in his ass, he wake up and smell the shit. SOmebody need to kick his bitch ass up round his ears and turn his ass out. Nigger can't even run his shit for a week without it bombing...

      OSS mothers need to quit trippin' and get trickin'...Cough up the bling or get the fuck out.

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    8. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my god, it's spreading.

      So's your girlfriend.

    9. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Definitely what he meant to say is GNU/Linux is too fat, and by GNU/Linux he means Linux plus the GNU Utilities that help to create Linux and make GNU/Linux a workable OS, and so by saying GNU/Linux is too fat he's saying Richard Stallman is obese and needs to take pilates

    10. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny
      As a side note: Slashdot duped this story, could well have mentioned the very likely antefacts.

      I believe the chronology was this:

      • Nicholas Negroponte announces the project. Slashbots : "this is stupid. theres no elctricity in africa!"
      • Negroponte issues another fifty press releases, produces a single non-working mockup. Slashbots: "this is stupid. theres no elctricity in africa!"
      • Bill Gates comments "This is a bad idea. First they need decent electricity in Africa." Slashbots: "its a great idea and Bill Gates hates teh poor people!"
      • Negroponte blames the project's lack of progress on Linux. Slashbots: "burn down MIT!"
    11. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only what you need plus a throbbing, aching desire to tell everyone and {his,her} mother about how great you think your distro is.

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    12. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he's sick of his imaginary girlfriend asking him, "Does my source look fat in this distro?"

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    13. Re:Linux is NOT Fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >Just because it's fat, doesn't mean that it's any less unreliable either...

      so it IS less reliable then... a bit like that sentence, which has been bloated by too many negatives.

  2. That's easy enough by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just strip out some of the useless crap like foreign language support and make everyone learn English. That should save a few megabytes...

    Now, where were we going to be sending these laptops again?

    (Seriously, I don't see the problem... not only is the code open so you can delete what you want but nearly everything has a multitude of options to disable large chunks of functionality to make it smaller at will, modularity at it's best. There are a few things that it would be fair to level the criticism at (OO.o for example) but on the whole most Linux software is pretty good - good enough to cram the essentials onto a USB drive at least.)

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  3. Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Linux has something in common with Windows.
    Now the Linux fanboys can claim to be a mainstream OS!

  4. Re:Self-correcting system by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, because fat people become experts at not moving.

    KFG

  5. I hate to say it but... by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. my friggin ADSL modem runs linux and a web server. My friggin modem!

    I mean, come on, it's like, I don't know, based on Apple II or a pocket calculator processor with, uhmm, like 100-200kb RAM or something? dunno, but it was cheaper than $100 and it's friggin modem.

    A friggin modem... a fri.. a fr..

    Oh ok... I rest my case anyways.

    Linux isn't fat, most popular distros are, but noone forces people to use them.

  6. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux responded to Negroponte by saying "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight!"

  7. Re:What??? never heard of DSL then? by acidblood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fact is, I've become so used to incoherent, pointless, misspelled, gramatically incorrect, factually incorrect, stream-of-conscionouss postings in Slashdot, that it just never occurred to me this one might be any different.

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  8. Re:What??? never heard of DSL then? by masterzora · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zing.

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  9. Re:Can't say i wouldn't agree by EverDense · · Score: 4, Funny

    Redhat 7.2, Luxury!

    In my day, we had to download linux onto floppy disks over a 2400 baud modem connection. We'd start downloading 5 hours before we went to bed, eat a cup of cold gravel, work 32 hours down the mine, and when we got home our fathers would whip us within an inch of our lives, and then if we were lucky, the download was finished.

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  10. Re:Can't say i wouldn't agree by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Funny
    In my day, we had to download linux onto floppy disks over a 2400 baud modem connection. We'd start downloading 5 hours before we went to bed, eat a cup of cold gravel, work 32 hours down the mine, and when we got home our fathers would whip us within an inch of our lives, and then if we were lucky, the download was finished.

    And it STILL got done before Gentoo.

  11. Thank you by ggvaidya · · Score: 2, Funny

    You just made my morning with that post :). Funniest thing I've read in a while :).

    If you don't go up to +5 in a minute, I shall just have to accept that There Is No Mod.

    Still laughing,
    Gaurav

  12. Negroponte is joking, right? by layer3switch · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I was the longest holdout for the crank being on the laptop. I was wrong," he said, adding, "If you're a 10-year-old, maybe you can get your four-year-old to pedal for you."

    Evidently he's not complaining about just kernel being fat...

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  13. Re:Sorry to tell you, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Uhoh, I wonder how long it will take for the Tuttles City Manager to call Bill Gates to demand that he uninstall their FAT from his ass.

  14. Re:If it's too big, try something else by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tanenbaum is that you? I'm still afraid no one is listening!

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  15. Obligatory Linus quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.

  16. Re:If it's too big, try something else by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah... and while we're at it, why don't we give a nice and shiny abacus instead of a boring old laptop, too?

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