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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

theodp writes to mention a C|Net article about Chinese President Hu Jintao's historic first visit to the U.S.. The catch is that his first dinner won't be at the White House. It will be at Bill Gates' manse. From the article: "The approximately 100-person guest list is a who's who of the U.S. Pacific Northwest power elite, including Starbucks Chairman Howard Schultz and Washington state Gov. Christine Gregoire, said event organizers. The guests will undergo strict security checks before entering Gates' lodge-style, 66,000-square-foot home overlooking Lake Washington with a reported seven bedrooms, six kitchens, 24 bathrooms, a domed library, a reception hall and an artificial estuary stocked with salmon and trout. Gates and Gregoire are expected to introduce and welcome Hu, who will then offer a toast in front of the gathering."

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  1. Oh boy, here we go.... by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rather than reference the classic movie starring Sydney Poitier, Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn, I imagine this would be a more appropriate dialogue.

    Rove: "Sir, Hu is going to be attending a dinner at one of your biggest campaign contributors houses, Mr. Bill Gates."

    Bush: "Who?"

    Rove: "Yessir, Hu."

    Bush: "No, I'm asking you..... Who's coming to the US to have dinner with Geeky Gates?"

    Rove: "That's right sir, Hu."

    Bush: "...............Daggummit Turd Blossom! I'm asking you who is coming to the US to have dinner with Geeky Gates?"

    Ad nauseum

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    1. Re:Oh boy, here we go.... by sunwolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh...properly spaced, that would be:

      Bush: What about when?
      Rove: Wen?
      Bush: Yes, when.
      Rove: I don't know if the Premier is coming.
      Bush: Who asked about the Premier, damnit!
      Rove: Oh, did he? I assume he would know.
      Bush: Who?
      Rove: Yes, Hu would know Wen.
      Bush: Rove...
      Rove: Yes?
      Bush: Don't make me feed you a pretzel.

  2. Who does number 2 work for by fxer · · Score: 5, Funny

    with a reported seven bedrooms, six kitchens, 24 bathrooms, a domed library, a reception hall and an artificial estuary stocked with salmon and trout.

    I bet the 1:3.4 ratio of sleeping to dumping at Gates' place has to be the highest in the nation.

    1. Re:Who does number 2 work for by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe he just expects everyone to be full of shit when they come a'courtn him.

  3. Pirated Windows easy to spot... by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Chinese government issued a decree two weeks ago that all PCs will need to have a licensed operating system software installed before leaving the factory gates in an effort to crack down on piracy.

    Spotting the pirated copies of Windows will be easy.

    Instead of "Start," the button will say "Very Much Go."

  4. Takes One to Know One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens when that security check reveals that one of the people walking through the door is a tyrant with billions subjects, harboring the biggest piracy, spammer and phishing rings it the world, with nuclear weapons?

    And that another is the slightly less powerful guest of that tyrant, the president of China?

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  5. Now that your country has purchased XP by tlynch001 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Gates: Now that you've purchased a zillion licenses for XP, I want to talk about Vista.

    Hu: Yes, the view of Lake Washington is magnificent.

    Gates: Hee hee, that's not what I'm talking about...

  6. Animal Farm by twitter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's hard to tell who should be more ashamed of this meeting, but a brief quote from Animal Farm is appropriate:

    "Gentlemen," concluded Napoleon, "I will give you the same toast as before, but in a different form. Fill your glasses to the brim. Gentlemen, here is my toast: To the prosperity of The Manor Farm! "

    There was the same hearty cheering as before, and the mugs were emptied to the dregs. But as the animals outside gazed at the scene, it seemed to them that some strange thing was happening. What was it that had altered in the faces of the pigs? Clover's old dim eyes flitted from one face to another. Some of them had five chins, some had four, some had three. But what was it that seemed to be melting and changing? Then, the applause having come to an end, the company took up their cards and continued the game that had been interrupted, and the animals crept silently away.

    But they had not gone twenty yards when they stopped short. An uproar of voices was coming from the farmhouse. They rushed back and looked through the window again. Yes, a violent quarrel was in progress. There were shoutings, bangings on the table, sharp suspicious glances, furious denials. The source of the trouble appeared to be that Napoleon and Mr. Pilkington had each played an ace of spades simultaneously.

    Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

    Forty years ago, Nixon invented the policy of engagement to balance the dangerous Soviet Union against an equal dangerous but hungry Communist China.

    Ten years ago, with the Soviet menace defeated, Bill Clinton invented the complete sell out. Slave made goods have flowed into out country, jobs and money have flowed out. Parallel to this was born the myth of the "information economy" where the US would own ideas and the rest of the world would do our bidding because of it. Of course, for this ownership to be complete, it must apply to our own citizens. To enslave others, we must first prove our dedication to ruling by enslaving ourselves.

    You can draw a straight line to today, with the DMCA, Patriot act and rampant domestic spying from a tremendously expanded federal government. As the rich and powerful gateher in Redmond, ask yourself where the rhetoric of freedom has gone and why your boss is dining with a Communist. What in the hell are we doing?

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  7. Re:Only 7 bedrooms? by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 5, Funny
    And 24 bathrooms? Why? Possibly it could be useful for situations such as this, but it seems a bit odd.


    You obviously never lived with 5 sisters. They need all the bathrooms they can put there hands on.
  8. China isn't reall communist by 7of7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you'll look, after the mess in Tiananmen in 1989 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiananmen_Square_prot ests_of_1989 the Chinese government basically said something to the effect of "ok, you know we'll kill you if you embarass us again like that" and that they were going to turn the country capitalist in the sense that foreign companies could do whatever they want and they decided to invest heavily in technology and modernization. Their bread and circuses decision has lead China to be one of the fastest growing economies in the world if not the fastest. There were sweeping reforms economically that took place while the political landscape remained as barren as before. True communists they are not in any sense.

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  9. geek pres by NoInfo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did you know Hu Jintao got his degree in hydraulic engineering? Why can't we have an engineer presient?

    1. Re:geek pres by Kuukai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you know Hu Jintao got his degree in hydraulic engineering? Why can't we have an engineer presient?

      Because we elect ours. Sad but true.

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    2. Re:geek pres by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting



      >Did you know Hu Jintao got his degree in hydraulic engineering? Why can't we
      >have an engineer presient?

      Because we elect ours. Sad but true.



      Umm, India is the world's largest democracy and has a rocket scientist and engineer for a President and an economist/professor of economics for a Prime Minister.

      Your point?

  10. A friendlier "Communism" by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nowadays the government calls it "socialism with Chinese characteristics," not because they think they're fooling anyone, but as a pretense to legitimacy. Socialism is being redefined as something roughly along the lines of Nordic-style welfare capitalism. It's not even clear that the burgeoning urban bourgeoisie would care if the Party apparatus were to repudiate socialism once and for all.

    Certainly we should petition for greater freedoms in mainland China and in particular for the rights of imprisoned journalists, political opponents, and religious leaders. Still, considering how terribly China's citizens suffered under previous incarnations (Mao) of the present post-Tiananmen regime, I'm optimistic for the future. I believe the Party will continue on its path of liberalization as a younger, more cosmopolitan generation of Oxford- and Columbia-educated Chinese accedes to power. Who needs revolution, after all, when you can build democracy from within?

  11. Hu Cares? by AnalystX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really.

  12. Microsoft Security, Plays for Sure. by twitter · · Score: 4, Funny
    What happens when that security check [identifies Bill Gates]

    If it works like most Windoze "security" a little report is generated, a few files are wiped out, stability suffers and they all contract bird flu anyway.

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  13. Ladies and Gentlemen... by Puff+of+Logic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...I give you the future. It used to be that heads of state met openly, whilst businessmen made deals behind the scenes. Today, we see a head of state openly meeting with arguably the most powerful businessman in the United States. In a few years, the business men will simple meet, having done away with the facade of "heads of state." We live in interesting times.

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  14. Clever by Nemus · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is probably intended more as a snub towards Bush, as opposed to a show of favor towards Gates. While it is typical for business leaders to meet with heads of state (Gates has done it several times, I believe) they typically do it on the head of state's home soil, as a sign of showing favor towards the nation. On the other hand, by making his first official visit to the U.S. one to the home of a person who is still technically a private citizen, Hu is essentially slapping Bush across the face. Otherwise, theres no real reason for Hu to come to the US, as opposed to Bush visiting China.

    Honestly, I'm really not sure how many times since Western style diplomacy became the Gold standard internationally that something like this has happened. For a foreign head of state to visit a country and not visit at least someone in the government first is highly, highly irregular. This isn't so much a tech story, I think, as a political one.

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    1. Re:Clever by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It almost seems as if the world doesn't have time to keep up the charade. You can meet with US politicians and talk till your face turns blue, but the reality is action and policy is directed by business leaders, and with rare exception our politicans, from the President on down, are going to accomidate those who fund their campaigns.

      Perhaps China realizes this. Why meet with Bush when you know trade policy is going to be in the hands of the American tycoons? Heck, we probably wouldn't go to war unless it somehow served the interests of America's business power elite.

      I'm not saying this is exactly how it is with America's politics, but it sure as heck seems that way. And if it's true, China is snubbing Bush because they simply want to talk to who's really in charge.

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  15. Re:More pressure to move to Red Flag Linux? by fred911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The two companies also agreed to work together to promote the use of genuine versions of Windows"

    All three copies!

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