A New Workhorse For DARPA
Roland Piquepaille writes "Later this month, Carnegie Mellon University and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) will unveil the successor of the Spinner, a 7-ton unmanned robotic vehicle. Dubbed Crusher, this new 6.5-ton robot will be able to carry payloads of up to 2 tons on very complex terrains. Crusher will rely on surrounding sensors to keep its balance and learn about its environment. After intensive testings, it should start to perform its duties in 2008. Read more for additional details and pictures of Spinner and Crusher in action." However, I can see they have not yet performed the test of having Sigourney Weaver fight a hitchhiking alien with it, which is obviously crucial to our national defense.
Can they transform and combine to form Devastator http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constructicons yet?
What I think they mean is,
I for one welcome our...
...ah nevermind... There's no way this can be marked +5 Funny anymore...
Here's a pic of the robot in action
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
Spiner and Crusher are obviously takeoffs on the actors and characters of Star Trek the Next Generation. Brent Spiner playing Lt. Cmdr Data and Gates McFadden playing the ever-luscious Dr. Beverly Crusher.
How ironic, then, that these unmanned war machines fly in the face of the famous Star Trek TOS episode A Taste of Armageddon where the inhabitants of a planet who have been at war with each other for 500 years have simply learned to accept casualty-less war as normal life. The people who have been selected to die go to their death chambers and are peacefully snuffed out. No one has the will to stop fighting because no one really gets hurt.
How much lower will our resolve to make peace be when the cost to ourselves in a war is insignificant? When we count our casualties by the amount of toys broken than the number of lives lost?
Fuck these guys. War should be fought by people. It should be a horrific ordeal and one that is not entered into lightly. Making decisions based on the knowledge that there are no repercussions is tantamount to driving down Route 66 with a blindfold. Maybe you'll miss everything in the road. However the more likely outcome is that you'll kill everyone out there and evenutally yourself. This type of weapon makes America more unsafe, more prone to domestic terrorism, and more likely to get involved in other frivolous wars.
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There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
I am wondering how much of this technology is adapted from technology created for the DARPA Grand challenge? There are some interesting connections there, notable the involvement of Carnegie Mellon University. They didn't win the DARPA challenge, but they seemed to be the favorites from the outset, and took second and third place. I know that they are known for their robotics department, but did they work with DARPA as a result of thier participation in the Grand Challenge? Anyone have any insight on this?
-Arthur
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Uh... So when are we going to see a consumer version of this beast? Ala, the Jeep and the Hummer.
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Being able to transport items combat troops is definitely going to be a major use for these machines so I have to ask the question. How long before they are armed? After all if you can just shoot it up it pretty much negates its use, if it can target and return fire that would aid the mission. Of course if you can defend yourself you can be offensive.
This would not only be useful in "declared zones" but undeclared humanitarian ones as well. Think of a place like Dafur (who everyone refuses to allow combat troops to go to - NATO was told no as well) where you have militants who would definitely intefere with aid packages.
Machines like this could also be equipped to go places too hazardous or just generally inaccessible by normal means. Drop one or two off in the remote areas for monitoring of conditions... If they could survive forest fires they could be used to rescue smoke jumpers who get in trouble or deliver supplies over logging roads through already burning areas.
One of the few times automating transport is harder for ground based versus air based.
On another note, how long before some developer decides to make them look closer to some famous movie machines?
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
I wish there were a check box on my taxes that said, "Don't spend my tax money on military BS."
Not withstanding that the Legislative and Executive branches would NEVER relinquish such power, I would normally criticize such a move. Primarily, it would esculate to groups demanding THEIR favorite despised branch of the government include "opt out" funding on that same tax form.
The initial results of that would likely be agencies spending YOUR tax money on advertising on why THEY should recieve a percentage of your taxes.
Now, if you could not only "opt out" of funding those branches, but also get that money back, that would be pretty interesting to watch.
Bahhhh! They'd still find a way to get their money.
If not, we can't call it Metal Gear yet. (Which means FOXHOUND won't highjack it and the DARPA chief is safe till then.)
Do not trust the crusher robot
He is malfunctioning
Do you have stairs in your house?
The Crushinator (http://tfp.killbots.com/scans/223_crushinator.png ) is real.
Fuck these guys. War should be fought by people.
Well, in a perfect world, wars would be fought by a handful of kids and nerf darts. In a perfect world we wouldn't have B-52s and nuclear bombs.
But guess what... War isn't about being nice. War is about destroying the enemy any means possible.
War is horrible yes, but if you think they are making robots just to save human life because they are humanists, you've got another thing coming.
Robots are coming because they win wars. Sure... A dead soldier is less expensive than a robot, but what happens in a protracted war in which a nation has tens if not hundreds of thousands of casualties like WWII?
They can build more robots, but they can't instantly build more men. Germany lost WWII simply because it could not replace its huge casualties in its officer core nor replace all its well trained fighter pilots after several years of attrition.
What if this same nation could simply replace all its air craft with automated fighters and robotic tanks?
The simply have to outproduce the enemey and they win.
Any nation that fails to use robotics in warfare will loose to a nation that correctly implements said technology. We simply do not have a choice.
Wars will be fought by robots.
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
...and the thing figures out its payload/mission will destroy it?
Just tell it that it will get 72 virgin-bots in the robotic afterlife for carrying out its mission. Seems to work well enough for the human version of the scenario you just described...
Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.
At first, it was Spinner. Then the new model will be named Crusher. The next one will be named...
Picard!
And not only it will be able to carry a great weight to battle, but it can also...
negotiate!
"WE COME IN PEACE"
and after a few minutes of negotiating:
"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
The latter mode is also named 'Locutus'...