Duke Nukem Sheds Light on Brain
bodger_uk writes "The BBC is running an article on the use of Duke Nukem in long term memory research. From the Article: 'It has long been thought that sleep deprivation affects your ability to consolidate memories. To test the theory, the researchers gave the volunteers place-finding missions in a virtual city created in the Duke Nukem game.' Slashdotters already know that Duke Nukem aids long term memory research of course. Just look how long we've been remembering about Duke Nukem Forever!"
Even though you obviously made an effort and thought long and hard about your punchline, the joke was so contrived and convoluted as to be "dark-funny": not just lack of funny but the removal of funny.
That's no experiment! Any hardcore gamer will tell you, sleep deprivation is absolutely necessary for the full experience.
Slashdot Burying Stories About Slashdot Media Owned
You can pee in the urinals to regain health.