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Wildlife Defies Chernobyl Radiation

An anonymous reader writes "The BBC reports that wildlife has reappeared in the Chernobyl region even with high levels of radiation. Populations of animals both common and rare have increased substantially and there are tantalizing reports of bear footprints and confirmed reports of large colonies of wild boars and wolves. These animals are radioactive but otherwise healthy. A large number of animals died initially due to problems like destroyed thyroid glands but their offspring seem to be physically healthy. Experiments have shown the DNA strands have undergone considerable mutation but such mutations have not impacted crucial functions like reproduction. It is remarkable that such a phenomenon has occurred contrary to common assumptions about nuclear waste. The article includes some controversial statements recommending disposal of nuclear waste in tropical forests to keep forest land away from greedy developers and farmers"

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  1. no worries by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 5, Funny
    confirmed reports of large colonies of wild boars and wolves...have undergone considerable mutation but such mutations have not impacted crucial functions like reproduction.

    We're fine until we have confirmed reports of colonies of large wild boars and wolves

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    1. Re:no worries by cazbar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
      Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

  2. Monty Pythons Meets News Journalist by physicsphairy · · Score: 5, Funny
    "radioactive but otherwise healthy"

    I recall a certain knight... a black one... who expressed similar optimism in the face of suffering personal maladies.

    1. Re:Monty Pythons Meets News Journalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      'Tis but an extra arm!

  3. Contrary to Common Assumptions? by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Experiments have shown the DNA strands have undergone considerable mutation but such mutations have not impacted crucial functions like reproduction. It is remarkable that such a phenomenon has occurred contrary to common assumptions about nuclear waste."

    Ummm... the animals are radioactive and their DNA has undergone considerable mutation. What exactly is contrary here to the common assumptions of radiological contamination? Sure matches my own assumptions.

    Sure they can reproduce but I wouldn't exactly be jumping with glee over this "recovery". The damage merely has yet to express itself.

    Though if any of the local turtles grow to human size and start dressing like ninjas, I'll take back everything I said.

  4. Re:Is there a name for this? by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's as if the positive changes are being selected in favor of the negative changes."

    It's simple really... the creatures that survived were more intelligently designed than those that died.

  5. Re:But ... by modecx · · Score: 5, Funny

    The grandkids (and subsequent offspring) were showing no signs of the exposure.

    Just to be clear, we are talking about the same Japan, right?

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  6. Remember that glowing pig story... by Winlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    from a few weeks ago. They didn't breed those in Europe; they just caught a few Chernobyl ones. They would have got a bear too, but those things move amazingly fast on all eights.

  7. Re:But ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know a girl ...

    You're really stretching your credibility here, pal.

  8. While we're doing movie quotes by roseblood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.

    (Can anyone guess the Movie or Book title?)

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  9. Re:Whooosh! by KiloByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which head?

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