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Seagate Announces 750GB Hard Drives

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the totally-unintentional dept.

Hack Jandy writes "Seagate documents have leaked out the two 750GB 7200.10 Barracuda hard drives. The drives are the first desktop hard drives to use perpendicular recording, feature a 16MB cache and 7200RPM spindle."

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  1. Great! by dcapel · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can finally Get Perpendicular!"

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    1. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I see how it works! A magical disco ball is allowed to emit it's soooper groovy radiation over the surface of the disc, which liberates the bits to stand up and boogie! It's so obvious!

      Of course, you have to thicken up the dance floor, but that's elementary.

      Still, I can't believe that there wasn't a single black bit there at the Super-Para-Magnetic Disco...

    2. Re:Great! by whereiswaldo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm curious how many people know about perpendicular because of that effort.

      Just look at how fast the Earth's population shot up since the Get Horizontal ad campaign.

  2. Re:Thats a lot of pr0n by amspencer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose that why it has perpendicular recording.

  3. Now that's just overkill. by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    We all know 16k of storage is more than enough for anyone.

  4. How do I back it up? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I have to go to Costco and buy 3 250GB drives!

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  5. wow by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 5, Funny

    that will hold almost half of my porn!

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  6. Re:Great for backups by nblender · · Score: 5, Funny
    When you buy your TB-iPod, it will come preloaded with the entire history of human musical creativity and you will buy unlock codes with iTunes.

    (from a co-worker)

  7. Re:Great for backups by pcgabe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Pictures will go upto 10 megapixels but it will stop there. Video might go upto 1024x768x32-bitx100FPS but will not exceed that.

    Haven't you seen Blade Runner?

    What will you PUT on it?
    "You've got a Friend in Porn" by Sean Cullen

    When you're feeling blue,
    you don't know what to do,
    sitting all alone,
    waiting by the phone...
    The world seems so unfair,
    no one seems to care.
    When your worlds are ripped and torn
    you've got a friend in porn.

    Thank you for the porn!
    Though other folks may scorn
    the constant mindless sex
    and the crude special effects,
    it gets you through the day
    whether bi or straight or gay.
    When you wish you were never born,
    you've got a friend in porn.

    When the night is long,
    everything is wrong.
    Your heart is on a shelf,
    you have to touch yourself.
    Reach for your old friend.
    The pleasures never end,
    and I think you'll find
    it's a friend you can rewind!

    Thank you for the porn!
    porny porny porn
    porny porny porn
    porny porny porn

    porny porno porni
    porniddly niddly new
    pornography for you,
    pornography for me,

    You've got a friend in porn
    You've got a friend in porn
    You've got a friend in pooooooorn!
    But there comes a time after which we actually run out of relevant data to put on it.

    Trust me, if your "relevant data" includes pornography, you will NEVER run out of data to put on it. Call that "Gabriel's Law" if you will. ^_^
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  8. Re:Wow! by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It sounded to me more like you had been celebrating 4/20.

  9. Re:Great for backups by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Typically if drives do die they don't die all at once."

    You must not use Maxtors.

    Good man.

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  10. Re:Great for backups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you buy your TB-iPod, it will come preloaded with the entire history of human musical creativity and you will buy unlock codes with iTunes.

    When you write "musical creativity", does that mean it won't come loaded with country and hip hop?