Amazon.com, The Bodyguard
theodp writes "While the press is running Amazon's standard we-can't-make-our-CEO-accept-more-than-$81,840 line again this year, the e-tailer's recent SEC filing does disclose an interesting new compensation tidbit. On top of what it spends to provide security for its CEO at business facilities and during business travel, Amazon shells out an estimated $1.1 million a year to cover the cost of security arrangements for billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos. Holy Jack Welch, Batman - that's a lot of door desks!"
That's $550/hour. Better than the $160,000/hour some ceos make
Microsoft has a new utility called Microsoft Protection Services. It's where salesmen from Redmond visit client sites and make sure that a great shame like something getting broken accidentally or someone getting injured in an unexpected accident doesn't happen.
Maybe Amazon just saw the need for some protection.
Things we know:
1) A lot of people on slashdot hate patents.
2) Jeff Bezos loves patents.
3) A lot of people on slashdot hate Jeff Bezos.
4) A lot of people on slashdot are libertarians.
5) Libertarians approve of gun rights.
6) A lot of people on slashdot have guns.
And:
7) Profit!
I pretend to know more than I really do by mooching off google and wikipedia.
It's a rich guy who isn't trying that hard to get richer.
Silence is golden... and duct tape is silver.
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,1869377,00.as p
From TFA:
/. surrounding Ebert's comments as to whether video games are art).
"If you look at this building, you can open the windows and get fresh air and natural light. Those things actually matter to people. Having a mahogany credenza does not." He laughs powerfully. "There are no mahogany credenzas here. There's no art on the walls.
Ok, now I agree that what is hanging on most office walls is an expensive waste of space, but by saying it in this way, it makes the guy sound like he's saying art doesn't matter to people. That's a ballsy statement that I would highly contest (just look at the uproar here on
...always moving so fast you can't even hitch a ride over pits and quicksand.
I'm not really sure I see what the big deal is. While $1.1 million might seem like an excessive amount to spend on security for one person, it isn't compensation to Bezos. It's an expenditure for security of a company official while he's conducting company business, not a paycheck.
There's a not that uncommon tax scam for company owners which works as the following:
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- Company owner is also company CEO
- Company CEO is payed minimum/symbolic wages
- Company pays for just about any expense of the owner/CEO and his family
Thus "safe"-house, bulletproof limo, bodyguard-driver, security-certified cleaning company, bulletproof yacht
I reckon that for a listed company, the positive advertising (and share price boosting) effects of divulging a CEO's low salary would make such a scam even sweeter
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Or maybe Ballmer was just practicing for his King Kong/monkey boy gig?
Engineering is the art of compromise.
I think what that's stating is that the $1.1 million was spent on security above and beyond what would have otherwise been provided by hotels and transportation services. That's just my interpretation, but that would mean that the $1.1 million is still just a business-related travel expense. Regardless, it clearly cannot be considered a payment to Bezos.
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Popular Science, haha, no such thing man. More like... Nerdular... Nerdence.
This summary confused the hell out of me. Please, if you're not funny, stop the attempts at humor. It only makes you look like a jackass.
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You'd have to think that with money like the extremely wealthy and extremely popular have, they have very legit security concerns. That's why I didn't like the pie episode. Hate the guy all you want (and in my professional life, I really do despise Bill and MSFT), but whatever you might think of a person, there's no reason to make hi, fear for his life. And for me, when I saw the pie movie, there's a second on Bills face when it looks like he's has the epiphany "Fuck, I'm a potential target for [terrorists | anarchists | crazed anti-indutrialists | ELFers | PETA | someone who thinks I'm a symbol], and this person is about to hit me with something." I saw a real fear of anticipated violence.
And for me that's over the line.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
Note that this is listed as compensation received by Bezos. If this were security while he were conducting company business, it would not be considered compensation, and would not need to be linked to him. This explains the "in addition to security arrangements provided at business facilities and for business travel". The money is most likely paid to him to compensate him for his personal security expenses, such as the security at his residence.
However, this doesn't mean that the payment is somehow inappropriate, as the summary seems to imply. Bezos' job gives him a very high profile, and the resultant security risks don't go away when he isn't conducting company business. It is quite likely that many other high profile executives are in a similar situation.
This is the way rich stay rich; have a company they control officially make all the money and spend all the money on them. That way it never shows up as their personal income or expenses so the tax man stays away would be litigators do not have much to try to sue for.
That is the way the smart rich people do it. Middle and low class lamers (me included) make all their income as salary and so are taxed on everything we make. Also, if we are sued we could lose everything we have.
There must be some tax advantage reason for the dollar amount get gets in salary.
So don't fault Jeff, he is just using the American system to his advantage.
--just some thing to think about.
Sincerely,
Middle Class Lamer
Do you really need "annual compensation" for what I would call "managing your personal finances"?
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I googled up the original Ebert/games/art article (BTW, /. search was useless for that type of search):
+5 comments: zero.
+1: 134
Is that called "uproar" nowadays? A little bunch of tepid posts?
Just a question.
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Yeah, just like when companies give congressmen lavish trips to Hawaii for "conferences." How can you consider it a bribe when they're doing a few minutes of business on their 3 week trip? And those meals at 5-star restaurants--well, they have to EAT to do business, right? And that $100 million yacht--well, they have travel expenses, right?
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I don't think an aged Kevin Costner tenderly carrying Jeff Bezos away is quite the mental image I need today, thankyousomuch...
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Here, Here! Hate the rich!! woot! Lousy stinkin' rich, what did they ever do for us? Except provide jobs... and drive up the standard of living... and bring us aqueducts!
Want to bitch about Congress? Go for it. Only problem is - you're most likely one of the people voting them in there - or did you actually vote third party?
As for the $1M in security - how exactly is that compensation? If your company took out key man insurance on you to protect itself - would you consider that compensation?
Certainly he needs bodyguards, and rightly so. The market for kidnapping billionaires' relatives for ransom is quite lucrative. Up in Canada one of our billionaires, Jim Pattison, paid an undisclosed ransom to kidnappers after his daughter was kidnapped. She was returned unharmed, but no doubt Pattison's security detail was upgraded. Didn't the family that owns the Heineken brewery in Holland suffer the same? The board of directors of any large company have a responsibility to the shareholders to keep themselves, and the Chairman and CEO, out of trouble.
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I agree. But either way, it's not too unusual for a company's most prized employee to deserve some company-provided protection at home. $1.1M isn't a lot of money when you consider that it probably pays for a very modest but skilled staff and equipment to do the job. I can imagine the cost of a security shack, a handful of guards, surveillance equipment, etc., could easily end up costing this much.
I'm involved in the security profession, and protecting VIPs, government officials and the extremely wealthy is a lucrative endeavour. We're talking about bomb-sniffing dogs, event security staff, hardened vehicles, etc.
You should see what it costs to protect your state goverment officials...
I've worked in Executive Protection for both the federal gov't and private sector. USD 1.1 mil for annual 24-7 protection of varying degress is actually very very reasonable. I'd say it's low for a high profile individual like him.
Personnel, training, travel (plus lodging, meals, and incidental expenses), equipment, modified vehicles, background checks, comm with crypto, etc. It adds up fast.
Nothing important here. Move along.
You are talking about the man who directed one of the top internet brands in the world through the bubble burst and into profitability. $1.1 million plus $80k ($1.18 million) for a CEO is chump change. They could double or triple the cost of his security and salary and he'd still be worth it. When you have a CEO that makes your company adapt and grow to new trends as well as Amazon has, paying the CEO less than 0.05% of your company's revenue isn't insane.
By the way, I sure am glad my real wages have gone up so much since in the last 25 years. Almost by .1%!
English is easier said than done.
Even one decent bodyguard 24 hours a day is going to cost you some $400,000 a year. And I am sure those guys need gear and gas and expense accounts. I dont think this amounts to much.
wonder how many wackos with guns that has gotten ripped off ebay and amazon yet? someones bound to try and take it out on their ceos.