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Married In Oblivion
An anonymous reader writes "Thanks to an odd glitch in the game that prevents him from completing the Knights of the White Stallion quest, Shawn has figured out how to keep himself a mighty fine Orc wife, Mazoga. Once she went on adventures with him. Now she lives in his house in Tamriel, and he can't get her to leave. He visits her when he's in the city, tired after his days of adventuring. He's thinking about buying her a kitchen set. Maybe a living room. Hands down, it's the best Oblivion glitch to date."
I've always wondered what it would be like to sleep with an orc.
The article didn't mention what glitch it was, but if it was the one where the bandit never shows up... try going toward the boundary of that country (don't remember its name, but it wasn't far from the ruins where you're supposed to ambush him -- and it was a general area I saw other named bandits walk from). I found him stuck between a couple of trees, pacing errantly back and forth until he saw me and attacked.
As for Mazoga, I always figured she was probably a lesbian.
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As soon as virtual sex partners become a reality, civilization will collapse completely.
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS... or... MMORPG wives...! Or else!
Ex nihilo nihil fit.
In Morrowind, you could actually get yourself a girlfriend, and as close to married as you'll get in that game. After meeting and befriending her, then doing a few personal things for her, she ends up giving you the key to her house in Pelagiad, which becomes yours for all intents and purposes. As far as I can remember, there's only one bed in that house, but so long as you don't mind catgirls that shouldn't be an issue. :)
-- B.
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"Ma-zo-ga: Light of my life, fire of my loins."
I'm surprised his character's name wasn't Pendleton Pendleton.
This reminds me of a story my good friend told me about Oblivion. During a certain fighter's guild quest, he had a well armored male companion. Due to an accidental pick pocketing during the quest, he was kicked out of the fighter's guild. However, his companion continued to follow him everywhere, helping out with ambushes as needed. Also turned out that his loyal fighter's guild companion was unkillable.
This wouldn't have been that funny itself . . . but, after awhile the Fighter's amour begin to fall into disrepair, eventually leaving him completely naked. So, currently, my friend has a naked man following him everywhere. On the 360 widescreen, you can just make him out . . . running behind, desperate to catch up.
only one everything
I pick pocketed the fugly bat... took her key to the lodge, and locked it inside the house.
Didn't see her for a while.
But then I found her, sans armor (nice green breastises..), sleeping in one of the beds.
Wiley little wench..