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Judge Rules in Favor of Websurfing at Work

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the validating-slashdot-at-work dept.

MirrororriM writes "According MSNBC article, a judge has ruled in favor of a worker that was repeatedly warned for surfing the internet on company time. Only a "reprimand" is a fitting punishment - not termination. From the article: 'It should be observed that the Internet has become the modern equivalent of a telephone or a daily newspaper, providing a combination of communication and information that most employees use as frequently in their personal lives as for their work.'"

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  1. I love my job! by crazyjeremy · · Score: 5, Funny
    So, they give me a laptop... I get multple T3 internet connections, pay me to work... free bagels on Fridays, free coffee every day, and they can't fire me for searching for funny pictures and adding them to http://users.mtrx.net/funnypics?

    Wow... cool!

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    Funnypics
    1. Re:I love my job! by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Jerry, you know, your boss? You're fired. Be sure to return your office supplies to Karen on your way out.

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      I'll form my OWN solar system! With blackjack! And hookers!
    2. Re:I love my job! by catch23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Kevin, your boss. You can given Karen your office supplies too. I am not going to babysit kids posting on Slashdot during working hours.

    3. Re:I love my job! by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Karen, your office manager. I don't want your damn office supplies, putting them away distracts from my time spent surfing the web. Just pretend that you used them up and throw them in the trash can on your way out...

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      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    4. Re:I love my job! by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi Karen, this is Ed, the CEO.

      Sorry your web surfing was interrupted by fired employees trying to hand you old office supplies. Please, please, don't quit. As you know, without a good office manager, the whole company is doomed because all executives are helpless children. A fruit basket has been sent to your desk, and your clothing stipend will be doubled. Also, your job title has been escalated yet again, from "secretary" to "receptionist" to "office manager" to "company overlord."

      Thank you for your patience, and also for helping me write this. Why don't you take the afternoon off for another massage? We'll get a temp to handle the phones for you, as usual.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    5. Re:I love my job! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi, this is Joe, your ex loyal customer.
      Since you lot spend so much time posting on slashdot, I found another vendor.

      Joe.

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    6. Re:I love my job! by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Funny

      Joe, this is your wife.

      Since you spend all your time posting on slashdot and looking for vendors, I'm leaving you for the metermaid.

    7. Re:I love my job! by NMerriam · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Xenu, the intergalactic overlord. Your volcanoes are full of alien spirits that are the root cause of all pain on Earth. Just leave the office supplies at Tom Cruise's place.

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      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    8. Re:I love my job! by bluephone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jerry? This is God. I know what you do in the basement with the donkey and the swing. Stop talking for me or I'll persuade Conchita (you know, the maid you imported from San Salvador?) to drop those tapes off at CNN.

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      jX [ Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler. - Einstein ]
  2. hot damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Masturbating in the conference room can't be far off! I'll get my job back yet, you bastards!

  3. The Downside... by burtdub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, the only people who will read this article are those who are surfing the web at work. The people too afraid to surf the web will never hear the liberating news.