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Is Coffee the Persuasion Bean?
Gli7ch writes "According to an Australian study, our geek wonder-drink of choice might turn us into yes-men. From the article: "The experiments showed that "caffeine increases persuasion through instigating systematic processing of the message"." Apparently this has implications for the advertising world, "because it suggests that they should schedule adverts for times when people are likely to be consuming caffeine, such as breakfast time."."
Is Coffee the Persuasion Bean?
Excellent question.
I'd recommend sending $1.00 to paypal@grub.net. Will post the results in my journal later this week.
Trolling is a art,
....all you need to do is to be told "don't drink coffee" while drinking coffee
Brilliant
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
...no, wait, I see what you mean, now!
{slurp}
"It's a wonderful idea. But it doesn't work." -- Tad Danielewski
So if coffee is a yes-drink...and alcohol is a yes-drink...screw pheromones. We need to start buying women coffee martinis. There's the real liquid panty remover.
I knew there was some reason I had an insatiable desire to see "Akeelah and the Bee"...
Personally, I become overly chatty instead. This often leads to me speaking my mind more freely at meetings than I otherwise would. The little part of me that asks "should I really say that?" doesn't speed up
Irish cofees ARE delicious, but you shouldn't drink them before meetings : )
You can't take the sky from me...
This is not very different from saying that people with presbyopia are more likely to be persuaded by print advertising when they are wearing their reading glasses. Or that people are more likely to be persuaded by loud commercials than soft ones. Or that people who listen to radio are more likely to be persuaded by radio ads than people who do not listen to radio.
Obviously you are more likely to be persuaded by a message to which you are paying attention, focussing on, are awake for, etc. etc. That is, if the message is persuasive. You're also more likely to exercise critical acumen on a message to which you are paying attention.
This doesn't mean caffeine is some evil zombie-making, will-sapping, mysterious persuasion drug. It just means, surprise--in some situations caffeine makes us more alert.
It certainly does not mean "coffee makes us say 'yes.'" Try another study in which people are asked to read a contract containing some sneaky buried one-sided details that work against their interests. Ask them to review it with and without coffee. I'll bet that coffee helps them notice those details... and that in this case, coffee will "make them say no."
"How to Do Nothing," kids activities, back in print!
Maybe it's the reverse?
Without coffee I'm grumpy in the morning and more likely to be a no-man. Coffee just turns me normal.