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'Revenge of the Nerds' Remake in the Works
grouchomarxist writes "According to CNN the movie 'Revenge of the Nerds' is being remade. Here is the IMDB entry for the remake." I just don't see how this could be good. Unless they let me play Goose ;)
A modern twist on a timeless classic.
Man, they could at least remake films that had some redeeming qualities in the first place.
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They're always great. I suppose it's easier than writing something new. There's bound to be some sort of hollywood remake backlash coming soon... I hope.
To paraphrase The Filthy Critic -- http://www.bigempire.com/filthy -- apparently the grassfuckers in Hollywood have humped the 70's dry and there's nothing left to remake, so now they want to ass rape the pop classics of the 80's as well.
I still can't belive they are remaking Superman.
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...they can get the original guy who played Lamar. He carried part II.
Per ardua ad astra.
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I'd rather participate in a remake of Deep Throat, but hey, that's just me.
The heavens do not fall for such a trifle.
Well, since you reminded me of that song, and since I can't get it out of my head anymore either... might as well share the misery.
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We got the earbug rhythm, you insensitive clod, that'll make 'em click a mouse to to downward mod.
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When I went with my roommates to see Revenge of the Sith in the theater, they showed a trailer for the Spielberg remake of "War of the Worlds". I launched into my typical rant, asking one of my roommates a rhetorical question: "why does the movie industry have to keep making remakes of everything? Why can't they make movies based off of original ideas?"
The following trailer was for the movie "Stealth". We laughed and shook our heads at the absurdity of it, and when it finished my roommate said (in reply to my previous questions): "that's why."
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finally able to suppress that gag-reflex now?
Only took me four years intensive training.
The heavens do not fall for such a trifle.
there's nothing new since Odysseus, the Old Testament, the Satyricon, and Shakespeare's body of work.
You clearly are unaware of a movie about "Snakes, on a motherfuckin' plane!"
Only problem is that for every "Snakes on a Plane" there are 10 remakes of crap from the '70s that wasn't even that good the first time.
this Slashdot article in a few days.
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Very close to release, the title will be changed to "Return Of The Nerds", then instead of joining the Tri-Lams they'll join an ewok fraternity and defeat the atoms with boulders and logs.
I mean, come on. I visit Slashdot for Stuff that Matters. You know, News for... um... oh nevermind.
Then they could call it "Return of the revenge of the nerds."
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