Microsoft Seeking to Patent Automatic Censorship

theodp writes "Microsoft is back at the USPTO, this time seeking a patent for the automatic censorship of audio data for broadcast, a system and method for automatically altering audio to prevent undesired words and phrases from being understandable to a listener as originally uttered."

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If only

[Travelsonic]

Now if only Slashdot woild only patent all variants of the "First Post" s the ACs would fear lawsuits for posting them.

That's a ________ idea!

[Anonymous Coward]

I ____ _____ that Microsoft would _____ ____ customers and _________ something like ______ ________!!!

Well, sounds like a good idea

[moochfish]

Sounds like it will be used primarily for Xbox Live to make sure 9 year olds don't get cussed out by some pissed off gamers. Sounds like it'll be a feature most consumers will welcome.

This sounds a lot more novel than most of the other patents they get that tend to get highlighted on Slashdot. Is it totally novel? Well, I can't speak for any of the experts out there, but at least it's not blaringly obvious, commoditized technology.

Too late

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FoxNews already has prior art on that.

So I guess...

[7macaw]

...no more talking about Linux on the radio, eh?

Congratulate them..

[Goalie_Ca]

For geeks writting OSS this is absolutely harmless... in fact i can see this being a good thing. If they're the only company allowed to use super cookies and have auto-censorship then the world is a better place :D

Sounds very sick

[EmbeddedJanitor]

What kind of fucked-up parent lets their 9 year old play XBox Live in the first place?

Re:Sounds very sick

[Maestro4k]

What kind of fucked-up parent lets their 9 year old play XBox Live in the first place?

Let me change that just a bit, make that "play XBox Live unsupervised" and the answer is the same kind of parent who will buy their kid the latest Grand Theft Auto game even though it's rated Mature and the employee at the store points out them it's rated mature and explains what that means then let them play it unsupervised. Then they later discover what they'd already been told is true about the game and they raise hell about their kid being able to play it and blames the store, the game company, some vast conspiracy, aliens, etc. anyone but themselves.

And yes, I speak from experience, worked for a while at a Wal-mart between IT jobs back around the time GTA Vice City came out. Had plenty of parents that I explained to very politely what a Mature rating meant and what was in the game and had them shrug and say "Well he wants it" and them buy it anyway. The reason I modified that is because I ran into a few (very few sadly) parents who knew what the ratings meant and would take the time to read all the info on the game boxes, all the sub-warnings, etc. and decide whether or not they would buy the game. I saw one Dad look through 4 different games and tell his kid "you can't have this one or this one, but either of these will be fine, we'll play it together". Now if only more parents did that.

Re:Sounds very sick

[Aranth Brainfire]

People who aren't ass-backwards and try keeping any mention of sex five miles from children.

Seriously, the sex in that game is-

Spouse: What, aren't you going to come to bed?
You: (yes | no)
(insert black screen with ridiculous giggling and spouse saying "ooh")
(return to game with spouse making some sort of lame joke)

Twelve-year-olds might get all giggly about it, but it's nothing new. Hell, if you're not loitering around your house for no reason all the time it's not even very likely to happen...

Nevermind theories about that other stat, your character's sexuality...

New Words

[ZachPruckowski]

The rest of the world will do what Battlestar Galactice does: Made up swear words. BSG can't drop the F-bomb much for administrative/ratings reasons, so they use the word "Frak". I could see a lot of new swear words popping up if this happens.

Re:New Words

[xixax]

Someone ought to Gates those Clippys up the Allchin and kick them in the Balmers for coming up with an idea that's so WinFS.

Awesome!

[pestilence669]

I forsee a future where you cannot criticize Microsoft in podcasts created and streamed using Windows. "Microsoft Sucks", could be considered offensive.

I _ _ _'_ believe it!

[backslashdot]

A few years ago _ _ I was having my dinner, I thought of this very same idea. Instead of c _ _ _inuing to eat, I should have put down my _ _ _ _ and got a sh _ _ _ of paper to write the idea down. Oh well, I _ _ _'_ do anything abou_ _ _ now. I got another great idea but this time my _ _ _ _ _ out of ink. ...

Censorship

[Anonymous Coward]

Let us take a fine example from the wonderful lore of Douglas Adams and simply replace every one of our cuss words with the galaxy's worst word: Belgium.

Belgium to those Belgiuming Belgiumers who censor our every Belgiuming word!

won't someone think of the children

[soupforare]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."

Most. Trollish. Slashdot. Article. Ever.

[Mr.Bananas]

Wow, I didn't think it would be possible to bring together so many things that Slashdot readers love to hate into one single post, but this article has almost done it:

- Microsoft
- Software Patents
- Censorship

Now, if only Microsoft could extend or apply this patent to automatically censor the topics "evolution" and "open source" ...