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Star Wreck Creators Announce Iron Sky

An anonymous reader writes "The makers of the Star Trek and Babylon 5 cross-over spoof Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning have announced their upcoming movie Iron Sky. It's apparently another sci-fi comedy with its own universe. Says Director Timo Vuorensola: 'It is still an open question whether it will be distributed also for free. We would very much like it, but it will depend a lot on the financiers.'"

98 comments

  1. The first one was great by Ricken · · Score: 3, Informative

    I saw the first one, it was really good, even though you need subs because of the finnish.
    Amazing what some students can do with some computer skills and amateur acting.

    1. Re:The first one was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The version I saw had subtitles and I still couldn't understand it. "twist drive" "maggot hole". What the hell.

    2. Re:The first one was great by Toweri · · Score: 1

      It is called 'parody':
      Twist drive - Warp drive
      Maggot hole - Wormhole
      See?

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    3. Re:The first one was great by bioglaze · · Score: 1

      In the Pirkinning wasn't first :-)

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    4. Re:The first one was great by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is called 'parody':
      Twist drive - Warp drive
      Maggot hole - Wormhole
      See?


      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

      That is HILARIOUS!!!! OMG! When I saw the title "Star Wreck", I thought it would be lame and unimaginative, but jokes like that are comedy GOLD!!! I gotta see it now!

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  2. Finns Can't do Parody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a shame that they're doing comedy again. In the Pirkinning suffered from one clear drawback: Finns can't do parody. We suck at it - sorry.

    ItP had really good special effects and decent everything else for an amateur movie - unfortunately the script was the weakest part. I hope they'd either try to make a serious movie or get someone else to try to write the funny parts, since there is potential in the other aspects of the earlier movie.

    1. Re:Finns Can't do Parody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I thought the multiple angles of parody/witty, cute reference was well done....as good as any typical episode of Robot Chicken, Family Guy, or American Dad....

    2. Re:Finns Can't do Parody by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It's a shame that they're doing comedy again. In the Pirkinning suffered from one clear drawback: Finns can't do parody. We suck at it - sorry."

      Oh, I dunno about that. On a sci-fi forum I'm an active member of, we found quite a bit to laugh at. I'm wondering, though, if the humor was a little too niche'y. My parents would have gotten a huge laugh out of Galaxy Quest, but ItP, even if it were in English, would have missed many moments with them. I don't think it's that the Finns cannot do parody, I think that they just got a little too close to the details.

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    3. Re:Finns Can't do Parody by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      I liked it. The B-5 shit was a lot funnier. I don't know why.

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    4. Re:Finns Can't do Parody by EvilNTUser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It's a shame that they're doing comedy again. In the Pirkinning suffered from one clear drawback: Finns can't do parody. We suck at it - sorry."

      What? SW:ItP was funnier than any Mel Brooks movie I've ever seen.

      The difference is that Brooks needs to make sure everyone gets the jokes, whereas the SW team was free to base them on references maybe 0,5 % of the population will recognize. If you don't get them, of course you're not going to like it.

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    5. Re:Finns Can't do Parody by MemoryDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe if you are a Fin it is not funny, but believe me, the combination of the northern language together with the really funny script made me roll on the floor. This movie was way funnier than spaceballs.

    6. Re:Finns Can't do Parody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmn, you're a merkin aren't you?

  3. Effects where great, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hope they spend more time on the script this time.
    In the pirkening looked quite good, but the acting and script were just terrible.
    They also spent 8 years on the project, something that is quite unheard of when making a movie in Finland commercially. Production phase is usually around 1-2months (excluding preproduction and post).
    Will be interesting to see if they manage to make a good movie now that they have to work with financing and so on..
    Hope they succeed tho, the industry could use some fresh young blood.

    1. Re:Effects where great, but... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      I hope they spend more time on the script this time.


      Johanna Sinisalo, author of "Not Before Sundown" is apparently helping out with the script.

      I find it rather strange that you complain about the script and acting of "In the Pirkinning". Remember: these guys were amateurs. Of course if you compare their performance to "real" actors, their skills will fall short, period. That said, the movie was still very, very good and funny.
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    2. Re:Effects where great, but... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I can accept the fact that they're amateur actors, but that is still no excuse for the script.
      Even if they hired professional actors, the movie would have sucked because it simply wasn't funny.
      The general opinion seems to be that the movie was either crap, because the script sucked, or great, because it was pretty good for a bunch of amateurs.
      Considering EVERY writer starts out as an amateur, I think this is no excuse.
      If they charged anything for their next movie, I wouldn't watch it.

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    3. Re:Effects where great, but... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      I can accept the fact that they're amateur actors, but that is still no excuse for the script.


      I think the script was actually better than alot of the stuff Hollywood is pushing these days.

      Even if they hired professional actors, the movie would have sucked because it simply wasn't funny.


      I thought it was very funny. Maybe being a Finn helps me appreciate the Finnish humor more. And I think it was a lot funnier (again) than a lot of the stuff Hollywood pushes these days.

      Considering EVERY writer starts out as an amateur, I think this is no excuse.


      And usually those scripts are then put to silver-screen with professional directors, professional actors and budget that is few orders of magnitude bigger than these guys had to work with. But hey, since you didn't have to pay one dime for the movie, I don't think you have lots of reason to complain. So you didn't like it. Big deal. You can't please everyone.
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  4. Fan film to original by angryflute · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it's great that these fan-filmmakers are moving on to doing their own original work. But why do comedy? Science fiction and comedy don't go together well -- okay, maybe nobody has done it right. Or maybe it's just damned hard. Doing either comedy or science fiction well by itself is already hard to pull off. At best, maybe these guys will produce something of the brilliance of Red Dwarf or even the Hitchhiker's Guide. Or, worse, it will be (an unfunnier) Spaceballs.

    1. Re:Fan film to original by pimpimpim · · Score: 3, Informative
      I think space balls was a pretty nice movie! Maybe it's not hot shot intelligent kind of humor, but I laughed my ass off!

      Qalaxy Quest with Tim Allen is much less known than the other ones you mentioned, but also pretty nice: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/ Especially because of the many references to Sci-Fi fans and their peculiarities. Or am I insulting people here now :)

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    2. Re:Fan film to original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow...I really liked Spaceballs....and futurama...and tripping the rift...and Lexx....and Red Dwarf....I think science fiction and comedy do go really well together....because the supposed advancement of the future is set in stark contrast to the constancy of human frailty.....our collective intellect racing ahead of our collective wisdom....it makes one take oneself...and others...less seriously...and makes life more cheerful when you can accept the existenstial absurdity of the human condition

    3. Re:Fan film to original by aevan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Firstly, comedy is really subjective...I've seen people fall down laughing at things I found dull, and other times I was the one laughing in a silent room. Good example is Spaceballs..plenty thought it was hillarious (during its time).

      Secondly, sci-fi shows tend to rely on their gimmicks, focusing the special effects to let us know 'this is sci-fi'. Add in the suspension of disbelief necessary, it's hard to bridge that little gap to 'be funny' to the viewer. Generally the jokes would either just be 'sci-fi' versions of normal jokes, slapstick style humour...or have to satirise other movies. It would require a series of episodes or movies to establish a 'baseline' from which you could make humour.

      Overall I agree with you, truly humourous sci-fi is rare (and HHGTG i hated since i prefer the radio play and books), and they might be better off doing an action or dramatic sci-fi. However, it also depends on the amount of humour they plan to inject....small amounts should work.

    4. Re:Fan film to original by PenGun · · Score: 1

      Indeed the ... is a recognized online punctuation. It signifys either a pause, usually for added effect as in "wait for it" or a trailing ... which usually means make your own conclusion.

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    5. Re:Fan film to original by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      I think sci-fi and comedy go together perfectly. Have you ever seen Star Wars?

      OK, that was a joke. But see how that joke and Star Wars went together so well, thus proving my point? :-)

      The only problem is that fans of sci-fi tend to be nitpicky geeks would wouldn't know humour unless it bit them on their ever growing butts.

    6. Re:Fan film to original by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      First of all, you brought up Red Dwarf which is a perfect example of how to do sci-fi comedy. The sci-fi elements were cheesy as hell (like a shape-shifting emotion-sucking genetically-engineered lifeform that turns into a beachball to travel around), but that's what made them work.

      Other good examples: Sleeper, the Woody Allen take on those 1984-style dystopias. Galaxy Quest, I hate Tim Allen, but this movie's pretty damned funny. The Back to the Future movies were successful by anybody's standards. Hell, even the Disney movie Lilo and Stitch was funny, and science fiction.

      And yes, I think Spaceballs is hilarious. Sue me.

    7. Re:Fan film to original by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry to reply to myself.

      Take a look at Wikipedia's list of comedy science fiction movies and notice all the good ones in there.

    8. Re:Fan film to original by ObjetDart · · Score: 1

      I may have my Slashdot membership permanently revoked for this, but... I thought Galaxy Quest was about a hundred times funnier than Spaceballs.

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    9. Re:Fan film to original by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      I may have my Slashdot membership permanently revoked for this, but... I thought Galaxy Quest was about a hundred times funnier than Spaceballs.

      I'm completely with you there. "Can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?"

      And Tony Shalhoub was just genius as Stoned Scotty.

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    10. Re:Fan film to original by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Science fiction and comedy don't go together well -- okay, maybe nobody has done it right
      Two words: Douglas Adams.
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  5. But... by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

    Will it be funny?

    1. Re:But... by cfuse · · Score: 1

      No, but it will look really good and you'll be able to download it for free - just like the last one. Seriously ... not ... funny.

  6. He's kidding right? by deanj · · Score: 1

    It is still an open question whether it will be distributed also for free.

    He's kidding, right? If they charge for it, someone will put it up for "free" within one day.

    Sad, but true.

    1. Re:He's kidding right? by Tx · · Score: 1, Troll

      More to the point, do they really think anyone would pay to see it, even if it wasn't pirated? I saw their previous one, and while it was a creditable effort as these things go, I'd rather watch reruns of DS9 than *pay* to see it. In fact I kind of felt I was doing them a favour by spending the time to watch it.

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    2. Re:He's kidding right? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      If you have to pay for the movie, they'd get a better economy to hire better actors and possibly get an overall more professional touch to it though.

      Voila, the point of movie production companies. :-)

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    3. Re:He's kidding right? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      By the way, just to pre-empt some silly remarks, I am not directly talking about *this* movie (then you'd obviously have to pay in advance), but about securing their future a bit better as a group who don't just keep pumping out overly amateur content.

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    4. Re:He's kidding right? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If they charge for it, someone will put it up for "free" within one day.

      Star Wreck was "free" from day 1. Yet I tried very hard (and very unsuccessfully) to get a DVD. If it weren't for their decision that it was legally too risky to sell DVDs to the US market, they would be ~$20 richer today, and I would have a DVD in my possession.

      Being able to download a movie isn't everything.

    5. Re:He's kidding right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope you know that you can order to the USA currently. Also, I've heard they've made the NTSC version, but haven't printed discs yet.

  7. hi's and her's by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 2, Funny
    with it's own universe
    That would be a universe where if something belongs to a woman, you write "her's", and if it belongs to a man, you put "hi's"?
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    1. Re:hi's and her's by Toweri · · Score: 1

      "It's own universe": A universe of its [the movie's] own [creation]. No persons, male or female indicated, just the movie.

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    2. Re:hi's and her's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is own creation!

      Nice one :D

    3. Re:hi's and her's by Toweri · · Score: 1

      Uh.. I am non-native English writer, so please excuse me. What I wanted to say is that the original post refers to a universe that is pictured (if not "created") in this movie. One cannot refer to a movie as "he" or "she" - only "it". The Star Wreck universe is actually created by Samuli Torssonen, the original author and Primus Motor of Star Wreck movies. Now let's rest this...

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    4. Re:hi's and her's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grand parent just wanted to be a grammar nazi (which is easy to do because of the incredibly twisted rules to english grammar).

    5. Re:hi's and her's by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Wow are you dense.

      Ladies and gentleman, this man is so dense, he cannot be x-rayed.

    6. Re:hi's and her's by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Grammar Nazi is saying you have, in effect, three genders: Male, female, and sexless. Here is how the apostrophes are supposed to work:

      George's
      Mary's
      The computer's

      His
      Hers
      Its

      "It's" (for those of you who are either non-English speakers) is the contraction for "it is"

      Please mod me down as offtopic. Thanks.

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  8. Re:awd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Berman and Braga both need a good enema.

  9. Torrent! by Oquin · · Score: 1

    Any torrents? Lets keep the smoking servers to a minimum please.

    1. Re:Torrent! by Xymor · · Score: 1

      torrents(movie + subtitles) in the download section : http://www.starwreck.com/

    2. Re:Torrent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is absolutely no link to any torrent on that download page.

  10. "Iron Sky".. by Yirimyah · · Score: 1

    Could it be related to the Iron Sky in Pushing Ice? 'Cause that's the only place I've heard the term before.

    1. Re:"Iron Sky".. by HatofPig · · Score: 1

      I think it's a word play on the Iron Curtain.

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    2. Re:"Iron Sky".. by Yirimyah · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, that'd make more sense.

  11. Break the model by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Releasing the first movie for free was refreshing and bold. It did what they wanted, and gained them popularity.

    Now it's time to plant feet firmly in reality and have some business model. If they release it for 2 bucks via PayPal or credit card, most people will be able to afford it and still enjoy the product.

    Another thing they can do is release a free copy with some ad blocks.

    1. Re:Break the model by Yehooti · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter to me how you all feel. I loved the first. I look forward to the next.

    2. Re:Break the model by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      They should use fundable.org. Then they get a few bucks from each, more from the die-hard fans, and the movie gets released.

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  12. Free distribution? by agentkimchee · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I thought that one of the main pulls for the flick was its free distribution. The effects were awesome too for a student flick...acting..ehhhh. Does anyone know other movies offered online for free in the same way? So far I have found two, one at www.cactusesmovie.com and one at www.nobodyneedstoknow.com.

    1. Re:Free distribution? by Kankraka · · Score: 1
      Sure, if you're into star wars at all (cmon, you're on slashdot :), of course you are) you might wanna check out:

      www.impstherelentless.com

      Pretty good special effects and what not, acting is ok.. ish. It's not a full movie yet, as it's being released in chapters, but still worth a look!

  13. To the creators by sabit666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, your effort was commendable, however the movie wasn't that funny.

    1. Re:To the creators by Toweri · · Score: 1

      Well, the 6000+ DVD's sold vote otherwise, I'm sure. Also not all of some 10 million(!) downloaders agree with that... ;^)

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    2. Re:To the creators by prurientknave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fukov you are wrong as usual!

  14. Perspective by cephalien · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I watched Pirkinning some time ago.

    The biggest problem I see is that the more advanced computers get, the easier it is to get _good_ Trek-style special effects.

    No computer in the world can help you write a better script, though. I certainly hope more emphasis is put on the writing this time around -- don't get me wrong, I thought the premise in Pirkinning was certainly interesting -- but calling it a Star Trek/B5 crossover is somewhat unrealistic, given what happened in the movie.

    That doesn't mean I have any major issues to complain about overall. These people are doing this because they want to, and we really don't have the right to argue against a labor of love.

    As for charging a fee to view this new movie: If it's reasonable, I'll pay without question. There's a difference in charging because you need to recoup operating costs: despite the (relative) ease in creating special effects, you need computers, props, makeup, time, effort, catering (pizza), film equipment, and so on, as opposed to churning out Star Trek: XI (thanks again, Paramount. After that last one, the idea makes me sick), to continue milking the cash cow for profits, damn your viewers to hell.

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  15. I have to disagree by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was some definate cheese in there, but...

    "Scream my rank"

    That had myself and all my buddies watching at the time in stitches.

  16. A long time by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    I love Star Wreck, it is an awesome movie. It took them something like six years to make it. That is a long time away to start telling me about a new movie now. Jeesh, I thought it was hard waiting the six or so months in between BSG seasons.

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    1. Re:A long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason the last movie took so long was the special effects. They didn't have much in the way of CPU power so the rendering took a long time. Now, HP has been kind enough to give them a couple of powerfull workstations(two dual core CPUs per machine and so on), so the rendering time for special effects will be cut down significantly.

    2. Re:A long time by Sintti · · Score: 1

      Next movie won't take that long. Hewlett-Packard delivered them new, powerful computers and they estimated it would take under a year to make it.

  17. English version please? by 9Nails · · Score: 0, Troll

    . . . how about an English version of the film please?

    1. Re:English version please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr... why? It is a Finnish film, made in Finland by Finns - it would follow that they develop, script and shoot in Finnish. Surely.

    2. Re:English version please? by 9Nails · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Quote: "Errr... why? It is a Finnish film, made in Finland by Finns - it would follow that they develop, script and shoot in Finnish. Surely."


      I guess my answer is best given as a quote from some other web site, "First of all, Finnish is currently spoken by a mere .05% of the world's population; secondly one cannot learn the language in ten easy lessons; thirdly, a large number of Finns still do not understand it."

      http://www.mit.edu/~tahnan/finnish.html

      ...That, and so the English speaking world could enjoy the film too. If it's subtitled, might as well just throw it into a PDF story book format.

    3. Re:English version please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, I sure didn't know that the world's population is around 11 billion already..

    4. Re:English version please? by nissu · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ...That, and so the English speaking world could enjoy the film too. If it's subtitled, might as well just throw it into a PDF story book format.
      The English speaking world cannot read or what's the problem with subtitles? I'll take subtitles any day over badly spoken English or, worse yet, dubbing.
    5. Re:English version please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a large number of Finns still do not understand it

      I would say that we understand Finnish, but do not necessarily speak it very well. :)

  18. Neat! by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
    I quite liked the last Star Wreck. Sure, it wasn't perfect. But it was enjoyable, and the effort that went into it was commendable!

    Actually, I was hoping for a sequel. I'm still wondering what's to happen next after the last zoom-out from "In The Prickening".

    1. Re:Neat! by Toweri · · Score: 1

      Please take a look in here: http://forum.starwreck.com/viewtopic.php?t=2269
      Glad to be of service :-)

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  19. Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    This has very little to do with the article, but the L.A. Times recently published an article regarding the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit that focused on their fight against child pornography ("Sifting Clues to an Unsmiling Girl"). They are the law enforcement organization that photoshopped the victims out of child porn photos in order to get the public's assistance in identifying the backgrounds (it worked). In any case, the article had this amazing claim:
    On one wall is a "Star Trek" poster with investigators' faces substituted for the Starship Enterprise crew. But even that alludes to a dark fact of their work: All but one of the offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.
    Wow. All but one in four years. Seemed rather unlikely to me.

    So, I called the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit and spoke to Det. Ian Lamond, who was familiar with the Times article. He claims they were misquoted, or if that figure was given it was done so jokingly. Of course, even if the figure was given jokingly, shouldn't the Times reporter have clarified something that seems rather odd? Shouldn't her editors have questioned her sources?

    Nevertheless, Det. Lamond does confirm that a majority of those arrested show "at least a passing interest in Star Trek, if not a strong interest." They've arrested well over one hundred people over the past four years and they can gauge this interest in Star Trek by the arrestees' "paraphenalia, books, videotapes and DVDs."
    Det. Constable Warren Bulmer slips on a Klingon sash and shield they confiscated in a recent raid. "It has something to do with a fantasy world where mutants and monsters have power and where the usual rules don't apply," Bulmer reflects. "But beyond that, I can't really explain it."
    I asked Det. Lamond if this wasn't simply a general interest in science fiction and fantasy, such as Star Wars or Harry Potter or similar. Paraphrasing his answer, he said, while there was sometimes other science fiction and fantasy paraphenalia, Star Trek was the most consistent and when he referred to a majority of the arrestees being Star Trek fans, it was Star Trek-specific.
    1. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, Det. Lamond does confirm that a majority of those arrested show "at least a passing interest in Star Trek, if not a strong interest." They've arrested well over one hundred people over the past four years and they can gauge this interest in Star Trek by the arrestees' "paraphenalia, books, videotapes and DVDs."

      That's not an indicator of a trend.

      Since 65% of the general population of America consider themselves fans of one Star Trek series or another, and men tend to like Star Trek more than women do, and adults tend to like Star Trek more than kids do... if anything less than 80% of pedophiles (who are mainly adult men) were into Star Trek, that would indicate that trekkies are statistically under-represented in the child-molester population.

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  20. Oh no you didn't, gurl! by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Please someone tell me I did not just see a diss against Spaceballs on Slashdot. What's next, people ranting about how the killer rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail was corny? Writing off Douglas Adams as a hopeless Steve Jobs fanboy just because Marvin happened to look a little bit like a Macintosh in the movie? Or maybe even a relativistic analysis of Star Wars based on camera angles proving once and for all that Han and Greedo shot at the same time but Han's blast arrived sooner from the viewer's point of view and later from Greedo's?

    You guys need to grow up and face the facts:

    1.) The killer rabbit had audiences around the world gripping their seats in shock, weeping bitterly as Arthur's men were slaughtered, then cheering ecstatically as the Holy Hand Grenage of Antioch brought its blessing down upon those brave men.
    2.) Marvin had a brain that was practically the size of a planet and he was gloomy. Obviously he was not a Macintosh because Macs are little and happy (eep!)
    3.) Han shot first. Actually rumor is this was Harrison Ford misreading a cue and George Lucas didn't notice it until editing after filming was done. It kept him up at nights until the miracle of digital enhancement allowed him to ruin ^H^H^H^H fix the movie.
    4.) Spaceballs is hilarious. It's a fact of nature like F=ma and slashdotter's always being the first one out in dodgeball. Come on people! Pizza-the-Hut! You just don't get stuff like that from unfunny movies.

    I've wasted enough of my time here. There's some people over on Digg who need to have the differences between the MCP from Tron and that Colonel Sanders looking guy from the Matrix explained to them, again!

  21. Spaceballs as unfunny? by antdude · · Score: 1

    I think not. Spaceballs movie was hilarious.

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  22. It needs to be said by cyko500 · · Score: 0

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

    All is well now. The lameness filter is still lame.

  23. With the brunette, their movie may be watchable. by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 3, Informative

    The only thing that saved their last totally unfunny movie was the special effects and the smoking hot brunette (what's her name anyone?).

  24. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are saying that you didnt actually watch the movie itself?? You just cannot judge a whole movie by the trailer alone.
    There has been alot of good movies with crappy trailers and vice versa.

  25. Re:With the brunette, their movie may be watchable by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

    Which one?

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  26. Not sad at all by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it's not sad at all that somebody will put up a copy within hours. Copyright as we know it is ending - it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when and how.

    The reason is simple; you can't charge for non-work in the long run. Making an additional copy of something digital is nonwork today; it wasn't when you had to produce an additional physical copy; there were tangible costs associated with that.

    Yet, some people are stuck in yesterday's copyright-based business model and are trying to adapt it to a world when making an additional copy 1) is nonwork, 2) is done anyway, infringing on the copyright monopoly, by so many millions of people that the monopoly cannot possibly be enforced by less than draconian methods.

    Copyright is ending, it's just a matter of how. And it's a good thing.

    1. Re:Not sad at all by sander · · Score: 1

      What does it matter whetever the act of copying is (effectively) non-work? It is not work you are paying for when you buy something. The amount of work that goes into making something, or making a copy of something, is not the metric accordinding to which the price of things are measured - or really, have ever been measured.

    2. Re:Not sad at all by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1
      Copyright is ending, it's just a matter of how. And it's a good thing.

      Are you sure? My impression is that all forms of copying will be outlawed - even the ctrl-c key combo!

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  27. Re:With the brunette, their movie may be watchable by mwooller · · Score: 3, Informative
  28. Free or not, it doesn't matter by kentrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    It doesn't matter if they have to charge for it - slashdotters will just pirate it anyway, because um... information wants to be free.

  29. Get the DVD? Support the creators! by hicksw · · Score: 2, Informative

    It appears the star wreck store is offering to ship DVDs anywhere now

    http://store.starwreck.com/epages/TP.sf/?ObjectID= 4604&Locale=en_US

    They are also accepting donations toward "Iron Sky" at

    http://www.ironsky.net/

  30. Galaxy Quest is underappreciated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion, as a Star Trek geek, Galaxy Quest is severely underappreciated.

    It is a great parody of the entire Star Trek phenomenon, from the cheesy special effects of The Original Series to the conventions, actors sicks and tired of being stuck in one role, and overzealous fans.

    Quick story rundown: An alien civilization has misinterpreted the television series "Galaxy Quest" as "historical documents" and summon the "heroes" (ie actors) of said series to save the aliens' home planet when it is threatened. Hilarity ensues.

    I highly recommend it for any Trekkie who doesn't take himself too seriously. I think the Galaxy Quest universe is rather well fleshed out, too - I found myself wanting to watch the Galaxy Quest series after having seen the movie :)

    1. Re:Galaxy Quest is underappreciated by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      If you look at the imdb reviews, a lot of people are as positive as you are. Actually it's not really underrated, it's more that the movie producers didn't bother to promote the movie very much (they could've combined it with lots of funny actions, a similar sci-fi spoof in Germany ((t)raumschiff surprise) was accompanied by special offers at McDonalds). But this all probably has to do with the fact that 1999 was a very good movie year overall, and galaxy quest unfortunately got lost inbetween all this.

      And furthermore I am not a trek fan at all, but still I really liked it, it's also good for anyone who is maybe no devoted sci fi fan, but knows about trekkie madness, but also sci fi series in general.

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  31. No, it's not a good thing by Slinky+Saves+the+Wor · · Score: 1

    If copyright ends, there goes the enforceability of GNU GPL too (among other licenses). The copyright system is the framework in which it lives. If there's no copyright system, for example the Linux kernel would become another cadaver for corporations to scavenge upon, taking advantage of something they had no part in creating in the first place.

    So no, it is not a good thing if copyright ends.

    Also, I don't see the reason why people download movies anyway, as most movies are crap and it's just a waste of time to watch them. There's actually very few good ones (i.e. worth paying for) that you can pay for them - you don't need to warez them. If you want to see the movie with less financial risk than buying, just rent it from the local rental store, the risk is few bucks.

    I'd rather see positive changes within the copyright system. For instance the "copyright exists after N years after author's death" is really unreasonable. There's more such points of course, but abolishing the system altogether would do much more harm than good.

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  32. Grow A Pair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) They're not real actors. They did this for fun, not for their resumes.
    2) They wrote a COMEDY, not an epic. Comedies can have plot holes and cliches, because the objective is to make you laugh, not tell a story. In comedies, the story is the bonus.

    You naysayers are complete pussies. You guys go make a movie, with great special effects, a great script, and great acting, and then you can come back here and talk about the quality of the acting in this movie.

    And that dumbnut who wouldn't watch it if it was subtitled? They're FINNISH. They don't speak English.

    This is the type of crap I expect to see on Digg, not on Slashdot.

  33. Re:With the brunette, their movie may be watchable by fallen1 · · Score: 1
    Here is another link to, ummm - damn, she is hot (haven't seen the movie yet), check out Tiina since the one above seemed to be taking too long to respond: http://www.starwreck.com/pages/tiina4.html

    Enjoy!

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  34. Re:With the brunette, their movie may be watchable by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, the woman single-handedly responsible for the 1,728% increase in the Finnish tourism market...

  35. whaHuh? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
    Marvin had a brain that was practically the size of a planet and he was gloomy.

    What part of 'brain the size of a planet' confuses people? Are there any other examples of Marvin exaggerating? Or using metaphor? Or expressing itself as anything other than a perfectly logical (although depressed) machine?

    When Marvin says it has the brain the size of a planet, it means somewhere in the galaxy is a planet-sized object which serves the functions of Marvin's brain. There's no 'practically' about it. The space between Marvin's ears was not his brain, but rather a gateway to his brain, which being the size of a planet, would not fit on his shoulders.

    Well gee, if Marvin has a brain the size of a planet...and the Earth was in reality a computer--an artificial brain, if you will--the size of a planet...

    Sometimes I wonder if anyone on /. has really encountered any of the various forms of HHGttG, or all you all just poseurs?

    Gloomy, indeed.