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HD Video Could 'Choke the Internet'?

richdun writes "Yahoo! is carrying an AP story explaining how ISPs are worried large streaming videos could 'choke the Internet.' This is used as a yet another reason for tiered pricing for access to content providers." From the article: "Most home Internet use is in brief bursts -- an e-mail here, a Web page there. If people start watching streaming video like they watch TV -- for hours at a time -- that puts a strain on the Internet that it wasn't designed for, ISPs say, and beefing up the Internet's capacity to prevent that will be expensive. To offset that cost, ISPs want to start charging content providers to ensure delivery of large video files, for example."

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  1. Strain on the Internet that it wasn't designed for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet was only designed for transmission of '0's and '1's, but HD video uses a lot of '2's.

  2. Re:What a load by coolgeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    As if regular TV is going to be any match for all the porn traffic. Definitely a cash grab.

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  3. Dear ISP by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you for your concern. I'll risk it. Please remove your greedy paws from my content provider's pocket.

    Disgustedly yours,

    Cash cow 9463450.

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  4. What a Wagon load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Either people will watch the streaming downloads, or they'll download the movies another way. "

    Wow! Someone should invent a mass produced and mass marketed plastic disc that holds video and sound.

  5. Choke the internet? by Spit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps, but HD video will certainly cause a few slashdotters to 'choke the chicken.'

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  6. they are probably right by tehwebguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    guys this isn't what the isp's designed the internet for.

    if you upgrade to internet 2.0 for 39.99 extra per month you'll be able to do it.

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  7. Sounds like a protection racket... by H_Fisher · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...ISPs want to start charging content providers to ensure delivery of large video files...

    "Say there, Mister Content Provider, that's sure a nice video you tryin' to send. Be a shame if anything was to, you know, happen to it...

  8. Obligatory Futurama Quote by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet was only designed for transmission of '0's and '1's, but HD video uses a lot of '2's.

    Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere...[shudder] and I thought I saw a two.
    Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.

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  9. Give me a break by jfeldt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only Chuck Norris could "choke the internet".

  10. I could read the article but... by fiendy · · Score: 2, Funny

    does anyone have a HD rip of someone reading the article? At least something that will take up some of all this idle bandwith I have?

  11. Re:We probably all know this already, but.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also the internet is not meant for broadcast. 80 million people watched Friends each week. That's totally asynchronous. The net is not meant to be so heavily lodsided.

    Get a grip, it's asymmetrical. How do you expect anybody to take you serially?

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  12. Re:Attacking Net Neutrality by Bega · · Score: 3, Funny
    Your phone call to mom will be lumped in with my pr0n download.
    I can only think what happens when the lumps of pr0n and mom's phone calls get mixed up.
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  13. Re:They need to quit over selling pipe! by hitmark · · Score: 1, Funny

    it is what you get. from your computer/router to the nearest company equipment...

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  14. Re:Strain on the Internet that it wasn't designed by pilkul · · Score: 2, Funny
    Go back to playing football, jock. Real nerds write their throwaway scripts in real languages:

    ($_ = unpack("B*", "NERD ALERT")) =~ s/(........)/\1 /g;
    print;

  15. Re:There is actually a bandwidth glut by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just a minor nit-pick - the population of London is a touch under 7.5 million. Assuming 4 people per household, that's about 1.8 million households, or 3 routers.

  16. Choking the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays? Excuse me, I have to go choke the Internet...