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Trojan Deletes Your Porn, Music & Warez
E. Vigilant writes "The new Trojan/Erazor-A has an interesting twist. In addition to deleting or disabling various security products and competing malware, it deletes any porn, warez and music in your P2P directories. While some opine that this trojan might have good intentions, remarkably few things infect the text files this trojan also deletes. No one yet knows who wrote this or why."
All I know is that this is a very important problem we have to fix!! Destroying our financial records and stealing our identity is one thing. But touch a geek's pr0n collection ------- this means WAR!
Of course it would delete your porn! Trojan wants you to go out and have real sex.
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I feel a great disturbance in the Force... As if a millions Slashdot posters all cried out in anguish...
The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
"Thank god! I use linux!"
I thought Linux supported porn by now.
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
... and make a new commercial!
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[old guy is coughing, wheezing,
[young guy] On a mac, you don't have to worry about losing your pr0n and warez!
[young asian chic to young guys right seductively takes leg and wraps it around young guys waist]
[cut to pic of imac]
Storage Space Mysteriously Triples on File Servers around the World.
First they came for my credit card data, since I did not have Visa, I said nothing.
Then they came phishing for my bank account info, since I did not have a bank account, I said nothing.
Then they came for my porn...
I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
Gosh, I have plenty of MP3, AVI, MPEG, WMV, Gif, Zip graphic and video files ... that aren't porn, illegal music & warez.
/. ID on your way out.
Excuse me Sir, we've had some complaints from the other clientele, could you hand in your
'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes'
The Windows Trojan/Erazer-A Trojan looks at default folders for downloading MP3, AVI, MPEG, WMV, Gif, Zip graphic and video files, and wipes anything it finds with these extensions in the target locations.
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"The Erazer Trojan is a vigilante worthy of a Charles Bronson movie, taking the law into its own hands. However, it's perfectly possible for the Trojan to aim poorly and wipe out innocent files too," commented Graham Cluley of Sophos.
Aiming poorly? Yeah, if carpet bombing a country to hit a dart board is what you mean by aiming poorly...
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Don't worry if this thing deletes them. I've got them backed up for you.
This guy's the limit!
"Finally a threat that will make the average joe start to take computer security seriously!" Until a computer virus or trojan can come into your house, shave your eyebrows off while you're asleep, drink all your beer, and leave you with no toilet paper, the average joe will never take computer security seriously.
Why the Christians, necessarily? A more likely culprit would be PETA, trying the protect all those cute fluffy kittens from the hand of a wrathful God.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Greetings, all.
I just wanted to offer my new backup service for all who of you who fear this trojan. Just contact me so we can arrange transfers. Please do not be wary of my generosity, for helping is its own reward.
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
"You are free to look at porn if you want to. Most dont, but you can."
Most Linux users don't look at porn? Didn't that all change when KDE came along and you didn't need both hands available?
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
Or, maybe not...
Similar to the upcoming US election results
Not even that:
5) Trojan not only sentient, but self-sustainable and conventionally biased. Will take over the world.
Proof of Intelligent Design? You be the judge.
Defining Statistics and Social Research
Unless it also displays a dialog box stating that, "The Lord has decided that thou hast broken the following commandments: Thou Shalt Not Steal and Thou Shalt Not Have Naughty Thoughts. Your files have been deleted according to the rights granted to us by God as his Holy Warriors, and your screen saver is now made of publicity stills from The Passion of the Christ. Go with God."
:)
Then, maybe so...
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6) profit!!
MilkMiruku
There is no way Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell would ever risk their own secret porn stash. The parent is clearly a troll.