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Jack Thompson's Game Bill Moves Forward

Gamespot reports that the Jack Thompson-penned anti-games bill currently being considered by the Louisiana Senate Judiciary Committee has been approved, and will now go to the full Senate for debate. From the article: "According to the text of the bill, it would be illegal to sell, rent, or lease a game to a minor if it met the following three conditions: (1) The average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the video or computer game, taken as a whole, appeals to the minor's morbid interest in violence. (2) The game depicts violence in a manner patently offensive to prevailing standards in the adult community with respect to what is suitable for minors. (3) The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors."

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  1. Legislation, meet morality by linvir · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Legislatin morality is one thing, but it should at least have some form of stability. This bill seems to be nothing more than an include() for a dynamically changeable external form of morality. If law were an operating system, the hackers would be pissing themselves out of excitement waiting for all the exploits they could write using this.

    And now the eternal question: what the fuck would be wrong with simply enforcing the existing, objective, ubiquitous rating system? You know, like we do here in Britain? It sounds to me like he's deliberately avoiding this because he wants to create a situation in which he can sit back and pick targets at his leisure.

    1. Re:Legislation, meet morality by Vengeance · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An insight I've had myself in the past: The law is indeed an operating system for the nation.

      Software developers like myself can see the mass of spaghetti which has been the direct result of a bunch of rank amateurs writing the code ad-hoc. Additionally, we can see their failings when it comes to poorly-understand complexity and unintended results of actions.

      See Genetic Engineering for some similar concerns.

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    2. Re:Legislation, meet morality by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
      > Legislatin morality [midwestoutreach.org] is one thing, but it should at least have some form of stability. This bill seems to be nothing more than an include() for a dynamically changeable external form of morality. If law were an operating system, the hackers would be pissing themselves out of excitement waiting for all the exploits they could write using this.

      Law is an operating system, and those who hack it are called politicians. From their point of view, these exploits are features, not bugs.

      And now the eternal question: what the fuck would be wrong with simply enforcing the existing, objective, ubiquitous rating system? You know, like we do here in Britain? It sounds to me like he's deliberately avoiding this because he wants to create a situation in which he can sit back and pick targets at his leisure.

      "Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against - then you'll know that this is not the age for beautiful gestures. We're after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you'd better get wise to it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens' What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted - and you create a nation of law-breakers - and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Rearden, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."

      - Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957

      ...is why.

    3. Re:Legislation, meet morality by Chowderbags · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that those same people will pay $50 for 10 year old Johnny to get a game that's clearly marked as being for 17 year olds. But the average person isn't really driving it. Jack Thompson attempts to drive it. The moral right does drive it. But what is it? A mere 10% of the population (true, it's still a large number in absolute terms)? Just because some people yell and scream about things doesn't mean that the majority agrees with it, it just means that the majority doesn't seem to care enough to give a shit.

    4. Re:Legislation, meet morality by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Look at Thompson and his supporters and you'll find the same conservative Christians who have been fighting the culture war for control of expression and action in the US for decades now.

      On behalf of conservative Christians throughout America: you have no idea what you're talking about. I am far more interested in regulating my own household than asking the government to do so. Jack Thompson is a nutcase who has much in common with your average Christian as he does the average man, the average 50-something, the average white person, or the average person who doesn't wear glasses.

      And don't forget that liberals have been advocating censorship for decades as well. I say that not as an excuse, but as a reminder: don't think that every last person in your political demographic is as anti-censorship as you'd like to believe. Pointing at the other guys and yelling doesn't help anyone, least of all you.

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  2. this is crap by sepharious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    there is no standard, no definition, of what is offensive or objectionable. it leaves open wide interpretation and would open businesses to frivolous lawsuits based on someone's ill-informed position on a game. "oh well, I find that Mario portrays violent acts of an offensive nature"

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    1. Re:this is crap by MrSquirrel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mario is a BAD influence. Jumping on turtles? Eating mushrooms? Playing with fire? I don't want my kid around that. When I drop my 12 year old off and give him $60 (~price of a new game) at the mall to do whatever he wants for 12 hours while I go spend the day at my crackhouse, I don't want him buying garbage like that Mario character! Honestly... there is already a rating system in place - enforcing that is easy and it is actually based on real criteria (rather than saying "any game that we think at any place and time is bad"). Last time I checked, no one under 16 could drive a car -- so how the heck are kids getting to these game stores to buy violent video games? And how are they paying for it (I don't know many places that load up on little kids as employees)? Oh, that's right... parents. But why actually be a good parent when you can have laws do your work for you? Go-go-gadget-government!

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  3. So are Tetris, Chess and Checkers banned? by HanClinto · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors."

    So wait, so under these rules, it sounds like Tetris, Chess and Checkers are all illegal to sell directly to minors? Unless you count the gameplay logic involved in Checkers to be "scientific", which is a bit of a stretch of the bill's apparent wording.

    Is stuff like this being taken into account I wonder?

    --clint

    1. Re:So are Tetris, Chess and Checkers banned? by Enry · · Score: 4, Funny

      So GTA:Washington, DC would be okay so long as you learn how a bill is passed while beating up hookers with a golf club?

  4. How about an Anti Needless Legislation bill by Megaweapon · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to MY bill, it would be illegal to pass stupid laws if it met the following three conditions(1) The average person, applying contemporary intelligence standards, would find that the legislation, taken as a whole, appeals to the government's morbid interest in sociatial manipulation. (2) The law depicts intervention in a manner patently offensive to prevailing standards in the liberty-mined community with respect to what is suitable for citizens. (3) The law, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for ANYONE except those in power.

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  5. They should expand this to other media by TerenceRSN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.

    Now if they could outlaw movies and TV shows for similar reasons we'd get rid of about 90% of the garbage coming out of hollywood these days.

    Regarding the law itself, aren't laws required to be unambigious and clear as to what's legal and what isn't? How is a video game store supposed to determine what's acceptable by the adults in the local society?

  6. Implied sex? by imunfair · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally, I think parents need to stand up and do some actual parenting, but aside from that, this sentence stuck out:

    "He also engaged in implied sex with a prostitute in a rocking vehicle before chasing her across a parking lot and beating her to recoup his cash." (Emphasis added)

    Since when was implied sex ever an issue? We've had that in movies for what, 70 years now at least? I could see graphic sex, or even just sex being an issue... granted I haven't played the game but that's what the article says...

    I think once Jack gets done with this he should go after Britney Spears because of implied sex in her songs. ;P

  7. come on, it's obvious by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clearly, Louisiana has no bigger problem than this.

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  9. Cowboys and Indians by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Thompson's youth, kids didn't play violent games. They just ran around with toy pistols playing cowboys and indians where they pretended to shoot and kill each other. Well, mostly the pretended to exterminate the Indians because everybody rooted for the cowboys to win.

    Of course, they were fully clothed and didn't desecrate any all-american baseball bats along the way, so it was all good clean fun.

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  10. Re:Uh.. by falcon8080 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this an issue?

    Its an issue because 1) The definitions are intentionally vague 2) It is defining what is morally acceptable and enforcing it by law and 3) It is a good beginning.

    The first 2 points should be fairly clear, let me explain the third.
    If someone were to introduce a law to ban all violent video games, it would get shot down. If someone were to introduce a bill that once passed into law would allow others through lawsuits to build the definitions of what is morally 'correct', then it would not take much to slowly adjust the bill until it had strangled adult games into a 'near criminal obsession by a few lonely gun carrying nut jobs'.
    I hate the term, but its near classic 'slippery slope'.

    Besides, do you really want to be told how to raise your child by someone else?

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  11. Re:Uh.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a parent, I ask how many of you parents want your 9 year old purchasing GTA?

    Okay, you're a parent with a 9 year old (or at least was/will be 9 years old)...

    1) How did your 9 year old get the money to buy GTA?
    2) How did your 9 year old get to the mall to buy GTA?
    3) How did your 9 year old get it home without you knowing?
    4) How did your 9 year old play it at home without you being aware?

    I see a lot of potential for parenting in there that the state is supposedly going to do for you now. So the question is: why does this need to be a crime? What if you gave your child permission to buy a game that met the three vague criteria but you didn't consider harmful?

    We can talk about GTA which I'd think most people would agree is not suitable for young children, but you know there are going to be ridiculous cases where this applies -- assuming anyone knows in advance what games are affected, meaning it could be the game stores themselves which apply the rules to ridiculous cases just to cover their own asses. This is the problem with legistlating moral standards, and it isn't going to work this time.

    We've gotten along fine without making it a crime to let someone under 18 into an R-rated movie. I'd be willing to bet most adults snuck into an R-rated movie at some point in their youths, and while they would rather their own kids not do the same, they probably wouldn't think criminal prosecution of the theatre is necessary if they did. Yet video games, which so many of that generation simply don't understand and thus are deathly afraid of, suddenly require a whole new set of laws to protect the children (so the parents don't have to).

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  12. Re:Uh.. by karil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a parent I ask you, how would your 9 year old get the money to buy GTA? As a parent I ask you, how would your 9 year old get away with playing GTA without your knowledge? Whats wrong with this bill is it holds retail stores liable for your responsibilities as a parent. This bill is designed to scare stores into not carrying M rated games. effectivly telling me, an adult, I cannot buy this game...now we have an issue.

  13. How to get around this by Skevin · · Score: 4, Funny

    > (3) The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors

    We can make GTA an educational game... like "Grand Theft Auto: Reader Rabbit".

    Literary Value
    Da Brute: "Lo, like two fucking ships passing in the night. Who the hell are you?"
    Stranger: "Call me Ishmael."
    Da Brute: "You sent me to hell and back, mofo. What a tangled fucking web you weave."
    Stranger: "Sammy paid me to screw you over, man! It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times!"
    Da Brute: "Fine, then I shall strike you down with great vengeance!"
    Stranger: "Et tu, Brute?"
    *blam* *blam*

    Artistic Value
    Unscrupulous Collector: "Dude, here's the dig. You hijack the shipment and kill every motherfucker who gets in your way. Take all the Renoirs and the Monets, but burn all the Warhols - we don't need dat shit pollutin' our 'hood."
    Mission: Steal all Renoir and Monet paintings from the convoy. Destroy any Andy Warhol artwork with your weapons. Use your real-life art sense to determine which painting is which.

    Scientific Value
    Big Don: "Alright, gangsta, heads up. We got a perfectly spherical mortar shell 12 centimeters in diameter that weigh 2500 grams, but our freaking mortar only delivers exactly 8000 square foot pounds of force-... No, I don't have a fucking conversion table between metric and english, you look that up yourself! Anyway, the rat we gotta nail is parked in between those two buildings 30 furlongs away, where the air pressure is 13.2 PSI instead of usual atmospheric constant 14.7, you got that? Anyway, he'll be there for only ten minutes, which gives you enough time to come up with a Second Order Linear Partial Differential Equation accounting for air resistance. Hey, mofo, if you miss this shot, we gonna shoot yo homies, cut up yo family, and rape yo gerbil."
    Mission: Hit the car with the perfectly spherical mortar shell. You have one shot.

    Solomon

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  14. The law isn't the sole purpose of the bill by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    And now the eternal question: what the fuck would be wrong with simply enforcing the existing, objective, ubiquitous rating system? You know, like we do here in Britain? It sounds to me like he's deliberately avoiding this because he wants to create a situation in which he can sit back and pick targets at his leisure.

    While that would be a big win for him, look at the bigger picture: he keeps introducing legislation which says basically that OMFG TEH GAMEZ ARE TURNING UR KIDS INTO KILLAHS!!!1!!ONE!ELEVENTY. It gets reported on. And those who don't know better buy the subtext and become that much more worried.

    It's said that if something gets repeated enough times, people will believe it. (As long as that phrase has been bouncing around, it must be true.) If he tells people enough people that video games are dangerous, then it doesn't matter if they strike down his dumbass laws now so long as they come to believe it eventually and outlaw them then.

    It's meme warfare, pure and simple. And amazingly, it's so pure and simple that he probably doesn't even recognize it.

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    1. Re:The law isn't the sole purpose of the bill by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think the correct expression in these circumstances is something along the lines of...

      Whoooooooooooosh

  15. Paperboy by leroybrown · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think Jack Thompson is onto something with this whole "video games cause violence". After playing Paperboy for countless hours when I was 13, I was under the following assumptions about being a paperboy:
    • Non-subscribers are to be punished by destroying their property with extra newspapers
    • Subscription was not based on how good the paper was but how well I was at delivering the papers
    • The proper way to deal with people fighting is to throw newspapers at them
    • The newspaper has horrible logistics problems since each day I would be given literally hundreds of papers in the hopes that I'd get to all 10 subscribers
    • My fitness as a paperboy was not only judged on how well I delivered the paper, but on how much property I could damage.
    • I should never turn my bike around or stop before venturing into traffic

    Much like in the game, I was fired after the third day. If only Jack Thompson had been around to save me, I wouldn't have royally been misinformed about my duties as a paperboy.

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  16. Good luck holding on to that idealism by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No sarcasm intended, I really mean that.

    You do know the whole purpose of law school is to kill that idealism of yours, right? I heard a lawyer friend of mine say that 85% of first year law school students say they want to get into some kind of advocacy law. That goes down to less than 15% of graduating law school students. I have no idea if this is true or not, but my gut tells me it is, and as Stephen Colbert says, that's the organ we should all be using to think with. ;-)

    I'm sure you can do it, but you have to stick to your guns. Don't let them brainwash you!

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