Spammer settles with MS and Texas
RedOregon writes "One of the world's most notorious spammers has settled lawsuits with the state [of Texas] and Microsoft Corp. that cost him at least $1 million, took away most of his assets and forced him to stop sending the e-mails."
So wait a second... Since he settled for $1 million dollars and in his career he actually made more than $1 million, how is this fair? We still all lose, right? If he's made enough money to buy the house and the BMW, what's a million dollar fine but a slap on the wrist? Why doesn't this punk go to jail?
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I have recently had to settle with my creditors for the sum of $1 million... could you please send some money to down_to_my_last_BMW.guy@spam.city.com I promise I will not do it again, and with the grace of God, your donation and kindness will set me on the true path
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Um, legally corporations have the same rights as individual citizens. It's just that they tend to have better legal counsel.
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spammers aren't people. now, soylent green -- that's another story!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I really hope that was sarcasm, and I'm too tired to detect it...
Unfortunately, I am to be saying that a Mr. Sting died in Nigeria yesterday, with his Estate not settled. If you can contact me, we will send you $1 million as your inheritence. Please be of utmost privacy in responding to this request, as otherwise it will be spent on bribes and this would be double plus ungood.
Contact me at Gully_B_L_Fool@nevertrust.ng or if our service is not working, send a copy to U_R_A_Sucker@aol.com just in case.
Hoping to hear from you soonest, and not from Texas,
I remain,
Pay-ing von Court d'Case
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I'm sorry, did you just say that someone sending out 25 million unsolicited emails each day is the same as a poor student handing out flyers for a few bucks? Maybe you have sympathy for the poor student who has to sell his $430,000 house and 2005 BMW to pay for his criminal activities, but, I don't know, call me crazy, I just don't have a lot of sympathy for social parasites like that.
This is a dangerous precedent for Texas. They have a strong image of refusing to settle with anybody. This will probably damage that.
I should pimp out your mom... shady, I know... but hey... college ain't cheap these days...
Except this person was a SPAMMER - he's lucky to not have been nailed under the CAN-SPAM act and actually thrown in jail - though I say he should've been charged under the act first, then taken to court. Jail time, AND fines afterwards to add on to his humiliation. Also, in the case of spammers - I heartily suggest the same route we take when we seize drugs from people - seize EVERYTHING. Leave him with nothing, as he'll have one hard hell of a time proving that the legally acquired stuff was acquired without the help of his spamming efforts.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
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My approach used behind public email addresses will make spam email essentially unprofitable. It will be impossible to conveniently convey 'spam' as we now know it to people with such 'extreme filtering' in effect while still allowing email communications to take place. Sure, the desparate spammers can still spam but it will be painfully obvious and can be ignored. If 'too much' of it comes through, then I will have to implement some sort of 'Bayesian Filtering' which is already pwned by the spammers....
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How's this for inside info from a veteran spammer?
"Do not put your email address on your website. Email spiders look across all websites looking for email addresses that can be used to spam."
and this one...
"If you do start getting emails, unsubscribe yourself from those emails as soon as you get those emails."
Wait, there's more!
"If a spammer is being persistent, then you can report the spammer to its ISP. This starts to get technical...[extreme technical info about using tracert from a DOS command window]"
Oh boy, thanks to Ryan Pitylak, we really have those spammers on the run now!!!
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
Waaaaaaah the man's keeping me down
There are remedial measures, ways and methods of dealing with these things - and they have been codified as laws. If some authority gets the right to sieze everything you have, then you will be the first person to complain against such draconian measures and human-rights violation.
There are more than one ways to convict spammers - including much stiffer penalties and more thorough accounting investigations. Spamming offends others, and spammers do make a lot of money out of it. But it doesnot physically/mentally harm anyone. There are worse crimes than spamming, and we should reserve some punishments for those as well ;)
* lon3st4r *
If some authority gets the right to sieze everything you have, then you will be the first person to complain against such draconian measures and human-rights violation.
I've got a nice book for you, my friend. "Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do" written by Peter McWilliams. I've already once been a victim of a full-seizure (my fault for having ONE JOINT in my apartment.) In fact I think that book should be mandatory reading for anyone who wants to hold a political office. Maybe then we'd have some useful politicians.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
I don't know. But spammers make A LOT Of money - $1M is a tiny fraction of the amount he made ($55M), and his assets have to be sold to pay that $1M. So I don't feel one iota of guilt that this guy makes $55M by stealing from people, and now loses his house because he spent $55M on god-knows-what.
And yes, spammers steal - everytime they send an email, the recipient pays for it and all intermediaries that carry it. Even if it only costed 1 cent per spam in total costs (bandwidth, electricity, hardware - to handle spam requires more bandwidth, more electricity to power more servers and cooling) from the time the spammer starts his run to when it arrives in my inbox (10 or 11 copies of same), that penny suddenly becomse $10,000 stolen from all of us. And guess who pays? We all do - in increased service fees. And what does the spammer pay? Probably a few cents for the connection time, and 10 or 15 minutes crafting the email. An hour if they want to use graphics. It certainly doesn't cost $10,000 in *his* expenses.
And I'm not even going to talk about zombie'd computers.
Selling his $430K house and BMW? I'd venture a guess he has at least one good kidney he could spare. Maybe his buddies in the Russian mob or China could lend him a hand.
Cruel and unusual punishment should really be brought back for instances like this. I say make an example of this jerk for the other Ralsky's of the world to take notice of. As a mail admin who has to continually clean up the messes morons like this create, I'd love to get a few sucker punches in myself.
Sorry, but no sympathy whatsoever here.
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