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How Not to Steal a Sidekick

timmit was one of many readers to point out the story of a stolen Sidekick, writing with this excerpt from the site: ""When my friend realized that she had left the Sidekick in the taxi she asked me to immediately send a message to the phone saying that we would give a reward for the phone. There was no response. After a day of waiting, she had to go to the store and spend over $300 on a new Sidekick. When she put her SIM card in, she saw that the person(s) that had taken the phone had not only signed on to AOL leaving their name and password in the phone, but they had taken pictures of themselves." I can sympathize, after someone with the address Rmluckyguy@aol.com tried to sell me back the Visor Deluxe stolen from my car last year in Philadelphia. I hope Evan has better luck.

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  1. Re:Slashdotted already by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did a subscriber get a look at the page [before it disappeared]?

    That website was running on the stolen Sidekick, you insensitive clod!

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  2. Subscribers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but diggers can beat the rush and see it early!

  3. D'oh by Blue6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure where the SideKick is, but the fat dude in the pictures needs to hop on that exercise bike out on the porch.

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  4. Conflict resolution by Space+Sku · · Score: 5, Funny

    at its finest. "i got ball this is my adress 108 20 37 av corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it" awesome.

    1. Re:Conflict resolution by rindeee · · Score: 5, Funny

      This will undoubtedly replace "All your base..." for greatest cliche Internet tag line.

    2. Re:Conflict resolution by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny
      i got ball...

      Clearly not happy fun ball.

  5. Re:Wait, so stupidity is news? by minus_273 · · Score: 3, Funny

    as leno would say, What doi love? STUPID CRIMINALS. People like this exist simply for the amusement of the rest of us.

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  6. Not that sort of sidekick, then by Captain+Zep · · Score: 5, Funny
    I thought this was going to be a story about Batman and Robin.

    Z.

    1. Re:Not that sort of sidekick, then by JianTian13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, the fscked up thing here is, so did I...

  7. OT But idiots are just plain stupid by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was watching a police videos show the other day and they had a segment on a copuple of teens who were drving around some town at night with paint ball guns and doing "drive bys" on unsuspecting pedestrians. And to top it all off they were video taping the whole thing and had lots of colourful narrative to go with the action.

    This all came to an end with their last victim who they "shot" in full view of a police cruiser (which you actually see on the tape)

    Man my jaw dropped. I was astounded at their level of stupidity.

    Mind you the Dumb and Dumber bank robbers in Denver made me laugh my ass off as well. Although not in this article, I do remember that they were caught with pictures of themselves in "gansta" poses hlding their "loot"

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  8. Re:myspace visibility by balance+one · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm so removing you from my top 8! GRRRRRRRRR

  9. AOL Users by Frightening · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly now, what do you expect? /*ducks

    1. Re:AOL Users by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      you think all the AOL users on slashdot are going to throw things at you? what would they throw anyway, promo CDs?

  10. How to get free money by 955301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Find some partners to "steal" your sidekick.
    2. Create a story about how they are ethically challenged.
    3. Crow about how you had to buy another one and these people are bad.
    4. Reluctantly put up a Paypal account to collect money for "incurred costs".
    5. wait for the naive techno fans to queue up to "help the cause".
    6. Profit!!!

    Assuming 2000 people give her $1 and 6 other people involved, now everybody has free sidekicks!

    Hey, that's better than most mid 90's internet startups!

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  11. Re:Slashdotted already by Xymor · · Score: 3, Funny
    I have found 8 cell phones in the last couple years in taxis. EVERY single one I have contacted the owner (by leaving a message on their voice mail or by answering their phone and telling their friends that I have the phone) and returned it promptly. When people have found my phone, they have also in turn returned it.
    Wow, I'd like to visit your home dimension someday.
  12. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 3, Funny

    That just gave me a wonderful idea for my Slashdot sig. I should be accepting PayPal donations for all the lost work /. has resulted in.

  13. Re:Slashdotted already by kchoboter · · Score: 3, Funny

    i like that you stole text from an article on theft :D lol

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