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HP is Tech's New Top Dog?

bart_scriv writes "BusinessWeek argues that HP is the new Big Blue: 'Now, tech is about to get a new biggest behemoth. It's HP. The Palo Alto, Calif., PC and printer giant had higher sales than IBM last quarter, and analysts project it will finish 2006 with greater annual sales than Big Blue for the first time ever: $91 billion for HP vs. $90.5 billion for IBM. The reason HP pulled ahead is simple: IBM last year sold off its $11 billion PC business to Lenovo Group Ltd. But, because the companies have chosen fundamentally different paths, with HP aggressively going after consumers while IBM focuses on corporations, HP is expected to grow faster than IBM in coming years. Since both use blue in their logos, you might say there's a new Big Blue in the house.'"

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  1. Carly, carly, carly... by penguinstorm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this is true, you think Carly Fiorina will feel vindicated?

    She was certainly vilified when they ran her out of the corner office. If it turns out that her years were the ones that built the foundation on which a renewed greatness was built, will anybody remember?

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    1. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Retric · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think HP is doing better than IBM. IBM is doing a lot of high margin sales where HP is doing slightly higher volume low profit sales.

      Which would you like to have a 40% profit on 1 billion or a 1.4% profit on 10 billion in sales?

    2. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think she's finished furiously masturbating to her own ego and can afford the time to care about the opinions of others.

    3. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No :)

      Carly had reached the point that she was a perpetual distraction, everyone was talking about her more than HP, so I would be inclined to say HP is doing better because she is gone. She was a one women wrecking crew for morale at HP, and her blatant elitism is offensive to most. In particular employees hated her when she was laying them off but buying Gulfstreams, having HP pay to move her yacht from East to West coast, and on perpetual company funded jet setting trips with celebrities mostly to build her political career. She acted more like a Duchess than a business person.

      Her most famous quote "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore. We all have to compete for jobs.", while probably true is a purely stupid thing for a CEO of an American company, with American workers, dependent on sales to a lot of American geeks to say out loud.

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    4. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, yeah, they're losing money on each sale, but they're gonna make it up on volume.

      I don't know where people get the idea that sales matter much. Profit is the point of business. Go talk to Amazon about it. $9 billion in sales last year, but they would have been better off stuffing their money into Certificates of Deposit. I know people with salaries higher than Amazon's earnings and they're only considered upper middle class these days.

      I'd invest in the local video outlet with sales of only $9 million before I'd dump money into Amazon, because they're more profitable.

      KFG

    5. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Carly had reached the point that she was a perpetual distraction
      .
      This doesn't change the fact that she most certainly built the foundations of the IBM-challenging HP this article is talking about.

    6. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the market is not stupid, either. Look up PE ratio of IBM vs HP. HP's fortune reminds me of Sony - once great, but a fallen angel now.

    7. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      If it turns out that her years were the ones that built the foundation on which a renewed greatness was built, will anybody remember?

      That is kind of illogical.

      It seems more logical that the company improved because of her firing.

      And she did almost kill the company with the merger with compaq... Then ended up doing away with most of that corpse before they were able to recover.

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    8. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She also got blamed for a lot of things her predecessors did. Probably not a terrible businesswoman, but as the OP stated, a huge personal distraction for everyone.

    9. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Volume is hard to maintain when you your product is essentially identical to every other vendor out there, who may be able to draw away your customers. Having had waay too many Compaq systems, I won't buy an HP if I can avoid it.

    10. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      Um, the math is fairly straightforward.

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    11. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I'm not finished masturbating either. Goddamn that woman was a hot MILF.

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    12. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      HP's stock price went up %7 when she was fired!

      That means she has a negative networth well into the billions. :-)

      So if you ever feel down and broke just think you are worth hell of alot more than Carly Fiona.

    13. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by demachina · · Score: 1

      "HP's stock price went up %7 when she was fired!"

      Its doubled since the was ousted!

      "That means she has a negative networth well into the billions. :-)"

      Excepting of course that her severance package was worth $42 million which makes her worth a hell of a lot more than you or me.

      I see in the Wikipedia article on her that a couple of big institutional investors have filed a civil suit against HP because her golden parachute exceeded HP's cap on executive compensation.

      She is also raking it in from serving on a bunch of boards including Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing which is a lead foundry for ATI and Nvidia. TSMC's stock went down when they announced Carly was joining their board, coincidence, I think not....

      She is also on boards for MIT and London Business School. You are left wondering if she is really that exceptional intellectually, or is it her exceptional ability to impress and BS people, or is it just a form of reverse discrimination where companies are looking for a high profile woman so their boards aren't all white men.

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    14. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Over 2 billion dollars a year (AMZN's gross profit last year) is upper middle class now?

      Jesus. I must be at the level of a worm if that is the case.

    15. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Mea Culpa, I dropped a decimal point on the $360 million net profit.

      KFG

    16. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Which would you like to have a 40% profit on 1 billion or a 1.4% profit on 10 billion in sales?

      The latter. You have market penetration that's pure gold, and can parlay that into a higher-margin product and the stockholders won't punish you for it the way they will if you try the reverse. Owning a commodity market is power. Entering into one means getting your ass kicked.

    17. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This doesn't change the fact that she most certainly built the foundations of the IBM-challenging HP this article is talking about.


      Fact? Please... Would you care to back up that "fact" you keep mentioning with some actual references and evidence?

      The foundations HP is built upon are solid engineering and inventiveness, and they were laid way, way before Ms. Fiorina did her best to wreck them and turn HP into just another bland run-of-the-mill computer & accessories manufacturer driven by little more than marketing and hype.

      The truth is, HP sprang back on its feet as soon as she was ousted. By the end of her reign, she became the proverbial albatross hanging around HP's neck.
    18. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Goddamn that woman was a hot MILF.
      Ew.

      Just... ew.
    19. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      You have market penetration that's pure gold, and can parlay that into a higher-margin product
      You seem to be getting "can" and "might be able to" mixed up a little.
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    20. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      What, though, if it turns out that ejecting her from the hierarchy was an essential part of HP's recent growth?

    21. Re:Carly, carly, carly... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      while probably true is a purely stupid thing for a CEO of an American company, with American workers, dependent on sales to a lot of American geeks to say out loud.

      And therein lies the reason western manufacturers (not just the US) are getting their asses handed to them by developing nations.

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  2. hmm... by deviator · · Score: 1

    HP makes great corporate-grade stuff.

    Their consumer stuff is crap. But I guess Dell's is even worse.

    1. Re:hmm... by jsnipy · · Score: 1

      true. Consumer end all they want to do is pedle ink. "recycle ... save the earth .. get a $1 back" why not endore refilling the things.

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    2. Re:hmm... by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

      Because refills do horrible things to print quality.

    3. Re:hmm... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's because the cartridges are not designed to be refilled. They are designed to be used once, and then thrown out. I'm sure it's not impossible to design a cartridge which can be refilled. It's just that they aren't trying to build a refillable cartridge.

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    4. Re:hmm... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      That is changing.

      Many analysist think HP beat Dell because they now include software for photo and video management not to mention their laptops are great. Especially their compaq line.

      Some of their printers have went down in quality but htey are going back up again.

      Oddly Dell which used to make reliable quality systems is following the mistakes of old HP and gateway with crappy products in order to save a few bucks for the bean counters. Will these companies ever learn?

  3. Yay. by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

    Self-igniting batteries are the path to success in business. Who would have guessed?

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    1. Re:Yay. by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Indeed. How else should I light my cigerette after going over my porn collection ? :P

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    2. Re:Yay. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Self-igniting batteries are the path to success in business. Who would have guessed?

      Umm... Dell?
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    3. Re:Yay. by vought · · Score: 1

      Self-igniting batteries are the path to success in business. Who would have guessed?


      They didn't help Apple...

  4. HP Computers by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 0

    I hope HP doesn't become a big name in computers, because it is my experience that their computers are of poor quality. For example see here. If HP becomes as big as IBM was it is a sign that flashy marketing is triumphing over substance again.

    1. Re:HP Computers by schon · · Score: 1

      their computers are of poor quality

      Actually, their corporate-grade stuff is of very high quality. IMHO Second-to-none for servers and workstations.

      Their consumer-grade stuff is crap.

    2. Re:HP Computers by unheard02 · · Score: 0

      Their corporate equipment is of pretty good quality. I do agree that most of their consumer grade things are crap, but if we take a look at some of their bottom of the scale laser equipment (such as the LaserJet 1012/1020) it is priced right and I have yet to have one go south on me (sans issues with the rollers feeding, but that is a quick fix).

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    3. Re:HP Computers by martinultima · · Score: 1

      Well, can't say that I've ever owned any of their consumer systems, but I'm typing this on an Athlon64-based business-type desktop that I've had a few months now, and that's right now being used to build an AMD64 Linux distribution – probably one of the nicest systems I've ever owned, and so far the only thing I've had to do was add in my CD burner (I got it at an auction, and it only had a CD-ROM) and stick on Linux. And at least some of their printers are really good, too; some of the newer ones have been rather unreliable, I have to admit [i.e., a DeskJet 540 that only lasted about ten years or so], but my fairly beat-up LaserJet 4 Plus – which my friend gave me after getting a couple of them from a local business – and my original HP DeskJet are still running beautifully. So honestly, at least as far as I'm concerned, I see no problems with HP products.

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    4. Re:HP Computers by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I hope HP doesn't become a big name in computers, because it is my experience that their computers are of poor quality.

      The two biggest sellers of PCs are Dell and HP. Dell is the only one (slightly) bigger than HP and coincidentally are about the only one with worse reliability most years according to consumer reports. The moral of this story, sell cheap junk and people will buy it. Price is much more important than quality to most people. Hey, it works for Walmart too.

    5. Re:HP Computers by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I evaluate them based on the stuff of theirs that I've used.

      If I buy a computer with their name on it, they get the credit and the blame for how the hardware performs.

      If I'm recommending whether the company should buy from one place or another, I'll consider recommendations from various sources, buy I weigh my own experiences more heavily.

      If they sell me crap, then I will consider them to be vendors of crap.

      I used to consider HP the most solid company around, based largely on an old HP RPN calculator. That thing was SOLID. Since then I haven't happened to purchase a computer with their name on it, but the calculator was the basis on which I bought my first HP printer (after an Epson gave me much grief). That worked out pretty well, and now I'm on my third HP printer...and they've been getting progressively worse.

      At this point I will go out of my way to avoid buying HP. They sell crap and they don't support it. OTOH, I haven't selected the next company to begin buying from. I don't need to choose yet, so possibly I'll wait until Apple completes the line of products for Intel, and then see if they all play well with Linux. I've always liked Apple hardware (except for their mouse), so that's a possibility, albeit a slightly expensive one. (This also depends on the EULAs that one must agree to...I'd need to have Apple software installed for repairs under warranty. I don't mind many EULAs excessively, as long as I'm not actually using the software. I.e., I don't mind agreeing not to copy their stuff illegally, e.g., if I don't intend to even look at it. Any of this "And the heart of your eldest son, the right to carry off your daughter, and the right to steal the beer from your refridgerator" stuff that's common in some of the more oppressive licenses, however, would clearly make them an unsuitable choice. ... And I've got to be able to READ the EULAs *before* I buy. [I'm known for annoying doctors by sitting there and reading the release forms they ask me to sign, and then trying to decide whether or not I fee sick enough to agree to this.])

      Coercion should be disallowed as the basis for a contract. I know that technically is is suppose to *BE* disallowed, but the "justice" system of this country is such that I would not blame someone who felt that direct action was their only recourse. If I were on the jury they would need to convince me that their action was appropriately directed. Unless they engaged in "cruel and unusual punishment" I wouldn't opject to anything they, as individuals, decided to provide? enforce? as justice. Individuals don't have a lot of options along those lines, and there's no reason that a corporate president or CEO shouldn't be held liable to individual justice when he so blatanly ignores common justice.

      HP? Were we talking about HP? So far as I know, they merely sell crap and don't support it. For that they don't deserve more than a bad mouthing and a boycott. Of course, I've never installed any of their software. Who knows what their EULAs are like.

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    6. Re:HP Computers by mac+poker · · Score: 1

      Didnt HP sign with Google to have their software in their new computers? I believe they did but so did Dell.

    7. Re:HP Computers by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The compaq lines of systems are built for quality a little more but are more expensive. HP sells both. People look at price only and pick the HP most times.

      HP also used to make the most reliable computers around. Carly Fiona changed this and thought the sales people were the ones responsible for products and to hell with anyone else.

      Funny how joe sick pack bashes his Dell or HP but buys a Toyota or Honda and not a cheaper Kia? Kia is the cheapest right?

      Will these consumers ever learn?

      I guess if your ignorant about somethig you pick the cheapest. If joe six pack knows more about cars he will pick a good car but not think twice about his computer.

    8. Re:HP Computers by epine · · Score: 1


      I know how you feel. Once your brain gets stuck in a cliche, it's darn hard to escape. If you know a lot more about cars, you buy a more expensive car because you care more about your car than your computer, which is why you know more about cars in the first place. The converse is equally true. I spend that much more on my computer systems to get the best because my livelihood depends upon my computer systems. Whereas if my car breaks down, I miss my dental appointment.

      Imagine a world where we all tot our beans like an accountant, cross our T's like a lawyer, backup our data like an IT support guru, tend our bodies like a sports professional, balance our meals like a nutritionist, scour our kitchens like a health inspector, peruse the fine print on our prescriptions like a pharmacist, and retract our broken cliches like a literary luminence before pressing submit.

  5. time will tell by aleksiel · · Score: 1

    not everyone can be the best all the time.
    time will tell if there's a new big blue.
    the key word is consistantcy.

    1. Re:time will tell by aleksiel · · Score: 1

      consistency is an even better key word.

      /bad at spelling

  6. Well duh... by JoeLinux · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's amazing what you can do when bad management gets out of the way.

    Good riddance Carly! You destroyed a good engineering house almost single-handedly!

    Compaq is to HP what Etch-A-Sketch is to art...

    1. Re:Well duh... by billatq · · Score: 2, Informative
      Compaq is to HP what Etch-A-Sketch is to art...
      Actually, all of HP's servers are based upon pre-merger Compaq hardware. Same with most of the PC business and PDA business. Printers and Cameras were about the only product line kept intact from pre-merger HP.
    2. Re:Well duh... by Cerberus7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They even kept the product lines' names from the Compaq days. The good stuff coming out of HP is all Compaq. The Deskpro line became Evo while Compaq was still on its own, and HP just kept them going. ProLiant servers have been around for many years, and the support software from Compaq is still what HP uses. I'm thankful HP was at least smart enough to keep those two lines of products going.

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    3. Re:Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good riddance Carly! You destroyed a good engineering house almost single-handedly!

      Yup, destroyed it to the point of now challenging IBM for the top IT spot. And assets from the Compaq merger she was hated for is driving _a lot_ of current businss. A destroyer indeed. Or do you actually believe that HP became the powerhouse it is today over night out of the ruins just in the short time since she stepped down?

    4. Re:Well duh... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase the oldun, "Carly, is that you?"

    5. Re:Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've gotta be kidding me. Multiplpe coworkers' EVO n610c notebook is a piece of shit. Motherboard replaced multiple times due to overheating issues. My EVO 510CMT has hard disk failure due to inadequate air flow. On the other hand, my Kayak XU has run error-free for more than 6 years. Probably the Compaq brand is more well known but they have not shown to be more reliable than HP's notebook or desktop workstations.

    6. Re:Well duh... by nbvb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      really?

      I guess you haven't seen the Integrity line then. Serious performance, blows away both the Sun and IBM UNIX systems. Superdomes rock. :)

    7. Re:Well duh... by JoeLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't say financially profitable. I said engineering innovation. I used to work at CompUSA (Yes, hell on earth, but hey...I was young, and needed the money.)

      HP everything never came back. Printers, computers, notebooks...designed well, ran well. The only thing that ever really sucked was their digital cameras.

      What Carly destroyed was the Engineering genius that used to work there. Just as well, many of them now work for Google or Apple.

      HP used to be an envious place to work for if you were an engineer. Now it's a PHB breeding ground.

    8. Re:Well duh... by ender- · · Score: 1

      ProLiant servers have been around for many years, and the support software from Compaq is still what HP uses. I'm thankful HP was at least smart enough to keep those two lines of products going.

      My question is, were they smart enough to fix one of the most annoying problems I've ever encountered on a server" I worked for a hosting company. One of the customers had a bunch of 2 or 3U Compaq rackmount servers. There was no way [that we ever discovered] to tell the server to boot if there was no keyboard attached. We either had to attach a keyboard every time we rebooted, or had to buy dongles that trick the system into thinking there was a keyboard attached.

      Who the hell makes rackmount servers that can't boot without a keyboard?

      I hope HP has fixed that. I've never recommended a Compaq/HP server to anyone because of that issue. If they can't even get that right, what else have they engineered poorly?

    9. Re:Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I guess you haven't seen the Integrity line then. Serious performance, blows away both the Sun and IBM UNIX systems. Superdomes rock. :)


      Give me a break. Itanium is going the way of the dodo and even Sun has enough damned sense to go AMD.

      In addition, in the datacaenter where I work (Fortune 5 company, motherfucker) it is all Sun and IBM. Dell used to be there but a combination of Win2k Datacenter Edition running on their servers was enough to deep six that idea. HP's purely idiotic field engineering and sales forces managed to get them nixed as well. In the long run my money's on Big Blue, but I think if Sun evolves it'll hang in there for awhile as well. Solaris dogs HP/UX any day of the week.

      As for HP? They need to stick with cheesy inkjets. They can't even support the OpenVMS folks properly.

    10. Re:Well duh... by tylernt · · Score: 1
      My EVO 510CMT has hard disk failure due to inadequate air flow.
      Our test labs at work are filled with Evo 510CMTs (more than 50), and while we have had a couple hard drives go bad, it's certainly not enough for me to suspect any design flaws regarding airflow. And HP overnighted replacements, so I really can't complain. Any company (like HP) will have some percentage of OEM supplier (like Maxtor) component failures.

      Now, if you want to gripe about 510s, how about only having 2 DIMM slots instead of 4? ;)
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    11. Re:Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who the hell makes rackmount servers that can't boot without a keyboard?
      Some older HP KVM switches won't let you switch to a port unless it's "powered on". It senses a PS/2 keyboard to determine this, which makes it impossible to switch to a PC that has a USB keyboard or otherwise doesn't have its keyboard hooked up to the console switch.

      I guess HP engineers really like keyboards.
    12. Re:Well duh... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      all of HP's servers are based upon pre-merger Compaq hardware.

      Perhaps that is true when you make the charitable move of classifying a PeeCee running Winders as a 'server.'

    13. Re:Well duh... by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I guess we don't count, we're only a Forune 20.

      Want stagnant? Talk Sun. What have they done with their Enterprise in the last 4 years? Dual-core, whoop-de-doo. Performance is still in the toilet. Hell, you STILL can't get decent IO on the E25k! (66mhz bus, max. yuck.)

      Wait till you see Montecito. I have, and it's impressive.

      SX2000 is pretty incredible. Performance is stellar. The Integrity line is anything but stagnant.

      And for OpenVMS? I think you need to check your support agreements there, bud. We have a very large OVMS deployment, and like everything else HP, it's rock solid.

      I still have some love for Solaris, but for pure-play performance, sorry, HPUX takes the cake. And wait till 11iV3.

      Sun needs a serious kick in the backside to get themselves back in the game. IBM and HP are both quite strong, and frankly, eating their lunch.

      Nobody cares about the 2 CPU low-margin stuff. High-end is where it's at, and that's where HP shines.

    14. Re:Well duh... by drachenstern · · Score: 1
      Now, if you want to gripe about 510s, how about only having 2 DIMM slots instead of 4? ;)
      Okay, since when has any board manufacturer designed and released a board that all geeks were happy with? I believe this example to be a cost issue, but I agree with you. -d
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  7. Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that make Dell the new HP? And, wouldn't that lead IBM to become the new Apple, leaving Apple as the new Microsoft and Microsoft as the new Atari? Where does that leave Google?

    1. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no Basil - I've gone cross-eyed.

    2. Re:Wait a second... by richdun · · Score: 1

      Google is the new GE.

  8. laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was a corporate lawyer for years and I did deals with IBM. Corporate is where it's at, man! One deal, millions of bucks, strict negotiations over service level agreements that require priorizing and funneling of calls. Consumer-oriented business can't compete... all those millions of dorks out there struggling with their PC/printer/scanner/whatever which they paid a grand for in one small transaction... one support call wipes out the profit for several sales! Hell, look at Logitech... I had problems with speakers. Just the cost of shipping me replacements was as much as the customs-declared value of the speakers themselves. Consumers are leeches! ;-)

    1. Re:laughable by 955301 · · Score: 1


      Companies sell items that cost $3 to make for $90, and you're suggesting that consumers are leeches? The entire call center industry is tuned to deal with most troubles in a single, short call. It's called a one-and-done. This is where most calls end. The few that go beyond this to a case or commitment or call transfer and analyzed ad nauseum until they can be made one and dones.

      Just because you are personally high maintenance doesn't mean most are leeches. May I remind you that you are a lawyer? Haven't you seen all the jokes?

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    2. Re:laughable by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Consumers are not leeches. If a company doesn't want to be in the business of selling to consumers, fine. But don't name call.

      Also, it is interesting how all these "free market" people are the first to start complaining when things don't go their way. Wah, wah - the airlines need another bail out! Wah, wah, supporting our crappy and poorly designed products costs too much, please let us not honor our warranty! It is all the customer's fault that our shit doesn't work! Wah!

      Fucking babies. They should have let the airlines that are poorly run just go under.

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    3. Re:laughable by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      The main problem is that all the coporate business would not even exist without consumers paying for it at the other end of the pyramid. Sure there is more money to be made in a strike with corporate business, but the whole thing is more like a pyramid, if you constantly insult consumers like that the whole pyramid will crumble and all the corporate business will come to a standstill as well. Even worse given all I can see what is going on in the world I am saying the entire system as we know it will come to an end within the next 15-20 years. Currently western corporations rely on business in asia due to market saturation in the west, or on production in the east for selling expensive in the west. Well face it, if this goes on like that, the east will surpass the west soon and the patent system we dug ourselfs will fall onto our heads, worse even worse asian companies will take the end consumer market where it starts entirely from the west and at the end all we have is thin air and then say goodbye to corporate business as well. So given the current trent, it is either, goodbye west to our own business or goodbye west because we triggered a major economic crisis, either way, the pyramid as we know it will crumble and with that the so called corporate business, which is just the top of the pyramid within its foundation lies the consumer business.

  9. they should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look at the Big Apple instead... Big Blue is just so out.

  10. Be careful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You seem to have a long term view of things. That isn't compatible with Slashdot or the market. :-)

  11. Fooling with numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see someone is just comparing numbers instead of fundamental business goals and practices to get it in peoples' heads that we should think of IBM when we think of HP now. Because I sure don't as it is.

  12. Uh, don't you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That what this demonstrates is that as soon as Carly Fiona stopped holding the company back, it sprung forward to greatness?

    Anyway this is interesting but isn't such a big deal to me perfectly. Nearly all the HP products I care about went to Agilent...

  13. So let me get this straight... by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From my read of TFA:
    1. IBM is an enterprise IT company, HP is going after consumers.
    2. Margins on consumer technology are razor thin.
    3. Fortunately, HP has created a printer business with huge margins on ink jet cartridges etc.
    4. ???
    5. HP Profits, IBM quakes in its boots.

    I don't see a lot of "new era for HP" in this story, nor do I see a lot of strategy for success. What I do see is that HP, which was once one of the leaders in technology R&D, has settled into a role where it's fundamentally a printer company.

    Am I missing something?

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    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by daawick · · Score: 1

      You are completely right. IBM is a company after innovation and technology. IBM consistantly has the most patents per year and at least double the number of patents then the closest second place company. They are just going after different market segments. IBM doesn't see HP as a bigger threat now. IBM just got rid of a portion of it business that had no real value add when it came to high end technology and innovation. Basically good luck HP with the consumer market while you have to compete with Asia on making consumer electronics.

    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      And like so many of the Big Names in the history of technology, HP is really nothing more than a consumer brand dame now, the name really has nothing to do with research and development of new technology. Remember Zenith?

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    3. Re:So let me get this straight... by Zerbs · · Score: 2, Informative

      HP is still big in the corporate and server business, for both x86 and Unix markets. While TFA makes some broad sweeping remarks about HP doing more consumer business than IBM, it doesn't reflect the entire spectrum of HP's product line. Up until 9 months ago I worked for a company that was a distributor/reseller of servers from both companies. Where IBM diferentiates itself is with their army of Global Services consultants. That's where the biggest margins are.

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    4. Re:So let me get this straight... by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Am I missing something?

      Just one thing... Laser printer technology is improving, and becomming much cheaper. With consumer-level color laser printers comming on the market, as well as HP's now poor reputation in printers, their high-margin ink business looks like it will dry up soon (no pun intended).

      And one more thing on the subject... Damn how I hate Epson.
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    5. Re:So let me get this straight... by Cheeko · · Score: 2, Informative

      You neglect to mention who those other companies are that IBM is just ahead of oh. Yeah, HP, is consistently #2 or #3 annually in patents.

    6. Re:So let me get this straight... by daawick · · Score: 1

      Yep HP is #2 or #3 but IBM just ahead... Try way ahead... double the number of patents.

    7. Re:So let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The latest data from the USPTO is for the year 2004. HP is #4. IBM has been #1 for twelve years in a row. IBM received 3248, while HP received 1775.

    8. Re:So let me get this straight... by Cheeko · · Score: 1

      Still I think my points valid. How can you claim HP isn't innovating at all, when in the scope of all the companies doing R&D HP ranked 4th out of ALL OF THEM. I've read a number of articles about HP putting something like 4% of revenue back into research, and the type of stuff going on in HP labs around nanotech and quantum computing. HP most certainly is still inovating. Its just being done in a heads down manner meant to productize it, while IBM flashes theres for PR cred.

    9. Re:So let me get this straight... by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1
      You mean this IBM Global Services?
      We had expected IBM to stay for about three months, which all by itself would have blown our budget, given their $325/hr bill rate. But they were in our company for more than seven months, burning through more than a quarter million dollars a week. And Global Services wasn't the entirety of the IBM damage. We still had licensing and support fees for Websphere, Websphere Portal, Websphere Content Management, Tivoli Access Manager, and DB2.

      IBM, which had promoted itself to lead vendor and integrator, had overpromised, overcharged, and underdelivered. We ended up with an overly complex enterprise portal with a few off-the-shelf portlets and a few integrated applications. Many application integration efforts had to be abandoned. It's unlikely that those apps will ever be in the portal, and the jury is still out on whether the portal will be a success. None of those slick knowledge management presentations we saw at the beginning of the project bore any resemblance to our outcome, and that original consultant was nowhere to be found.

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    10. Re:So let me get this straight... by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      I'd believe it. From working with IBM's datafeeds for a few years I can tell they have enough problems even getting their own systems to integrate with each other, don't know how they expect to be able to solve everyone else's integration problems. We avoided a simmilar situation, IBM was trying to get us to implement our systems in Websphere, and (with us being a big partner) were willing to give us free hardware and free sofware licenses, but would have required us to spend mutli-million dollars in Global Services consulting.

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    11. Re:So let me get this straight... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      That whole description doesn't reflect well on whomever let the IBM 'nose into the tent.' It sounds like a sucker who signed on all the dotted lines.

      As such, it doesn't sound like a problem that IBM created.

  14. Only one Big Blue by DrWho520 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There will only ever be one Big Blue. If IBM wants to solve a problem, IBM finds a way to solve the problem. When HP builds a computer can beat a Grand Master at chess, then they can be the Big P.

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    1. Re:Only one Big Blue by MonaLisa · · Score: 1, Troll

      IBM is screwed. Cringely http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20060518. html has an interesting perspective, he may be right.

      IBM has always performed computer stunts to rally their base of believers, but they rely far too heavily on spreading FUD rather than executing.

    2. Re:Only one Big Blue by Bootvis · · Score: 1

      This laptop can beat a grandmaster...

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    3. Re:Only one Big Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cringely is spouting bullshit, I work for IBM in the services division and we solve customer problems every single day without any kind of dishonesty. In fact, obtaining a positive customer review of our work is a requirement for the project to be called a success, and in the 5 years I've been doing this, I've only seen a small handful of projects that were not successful in every respect. In fact, my particular group of practitioners (we do enterprise Linux application development) is growing at an enormous rate. Not only do we regularly get very positive reviews, we have also demonstrated that we can do things that no other development group can do. Hell, for the last project I lead, we were called in by the customer when their in-house IT group spent millions of dollars on a project and failed miserably. We actually solved their problem, and for far less money than they spent on their failed internal effort.

    4. Re:Only one Big Blue by iamghetto · · Score: 1

      There will only ever be one Big Blue. If IBM wants to solve a problem, IBM finds a way to solve the problem. When HP builds a computer can beat a Grand Master at chess, then they can be the Big P.

      And HP would probably have do it with relabeled IBM hardware... seeing as how printers, scanners, and fax machines can't do that kind of stuff. Or help smash atoms. Or help decode the human Genome. Comparing HP to IBM is like comparing IBM to Lockheed Martin. A little similair, but not so much. I wonder when Slashdot will let us mod an entire story as "huh?"

    5. Re:Only one Big Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just read his article - its quite out of date. I can imagine the previous article 'IBM tells its customers what their requirements should be - the arrogance of it !' and now he whines that IBM implement what the customer tells them to.
      And the opening sentence - that Sam Palmisano hasn't responded to his previous comments. That is funny.

  15. Tops? by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1

    HP the top dog? I'll return to attempting to make OpenView work now.

    1. Re:Tops? by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Tivoli makes even Openview look good by comparison...if Openview is a steaming pile of shit, then Tivoli is a putrescent, rotting corpse.

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    2. Re:Tops? by Oswald · · Score: 1

      I am so obviously too old for myspace. WTF is up with everybody calling you Vic? Or, alternately, WTF is up with you calling yourself sydbarret? I'm confused.

    3. Re:Tops? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Look closer. He's the 74th tard to call himself 'sydbarret'

  16. IBM is still killing them in market cap by DrSbaitso · · Score: 4, Informative

    IBM Market Cap: $120.5B
    HP Market Cap: $84.3B

    IBM has refocused itself to a large degree as a service company, whereas HP still relies on shipping units.

    In any event, neither company holds a candle to MSFT or GOOG in terms of market cap, and those are really the "top dogs of tech" if you want to use a clumsy phrase. HP is certainly more of a "top dog" in hardware, but who cares about that?

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    1. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by cowscows · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would hope that there are enough people on /. with a solid enough grasp of technology to be less impressed with market numbers, and instead be able to actually see what a company has contributed. At least when ranking them in terms of a top dog in tech.

      Google has done some cool stuff, no doubt, but their contributions to the tech world are a mere blip on a timeline that has IBM footprints all over it. Not that that's Google's fault, they're a relatively new company, we'll have to wait and see how long they remain relevant for.

      MS certainly is a top dog, although one can argue over the value of some of their contributions, everyone else definately pays attention to what they're doing. I don't think the average techie is particularly concerned with HP's upcoming ideas/products. But I will agree with the article summary on one point, their logo is definitely blue. Good catch on that one.

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    2. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by jiushao · · Score: 1
      In any event, neither company holds a candle to MSFT or GOOG in terms of market cap.

      MSFT sure, but Googles market cap is 118B.

    3. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by ramrom · · Score: 1

      Look at the net income also HP (2,398.0) compared with IBM (7,934.0) (MSN Money). More money in consulting then selling hardware.

    4. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by DrSbaitso · · Score: 1

      MSFT sure, but Googles market cap is 118B.

      Oops. I was channeling their market cap from January :)

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    5. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Googles market cap is $120 Billion so I think that IBM can hold a candle to them.

    6. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Bob

    7. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by menace3society · · Score: 1

      IBM's contributions to modern computing pale in comparison to those of the late, lamented Digital Equipment Corporation, which was bought by Compaq, which was in turn bought by who again? Only AT&T can really rival DEC for influence in the formative years of computing.

    8. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Most of the experience DEC had in the formative years of computing was in SPITE of what the DEC hierarchy had in mind.

      Sure, DEC produced COTS computing hardware that was of reasonably good quality and cheap so everbody bought it. They were hardly innovative in any fashion, though. Which is probably a good thing for us all.

    9. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by menace3society · · Score: 1

      That's a nice real-time multi-user operating system you've got there.

    10. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. And it was developed on a DEC computer in spite of DEC Management's vigorous efforts to discourage it. By non-DEC programmers.

    11. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by menace3society · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your particular OS was actually developed for non-DEC hardware, too. But the point is, the fact that such a beast exists at all is due to DEC's radical approach to computing. If it weren't for Bell Labs, we'd probably be using free versions of VMS or Multics (or possibly a cleaned-up, ported, and modernized version of ITS). But if it weren't for DEC we'd still be limited to batch-processing and IBM mainframes.

    12. Re:IBM is still killing them in market cap by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I suspect that any of the other companies that strung machines together out of TTL gates (COTS technology) would have filled the DEC niche. There were other players in the minicomputer market (the phrase for the market of that time was 'IBM and the Seven Dwarfs' although I can't remember who the other six companies were offhand.) Yes, if it wasn't for Bell Labs, and this in *spite* of DEC.... which I feel is a significant qualifier.

  17. Different Businesses, different bottom lines by pnuema · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Correct me if I am wrong, but hasn't IBM transformed themselves into a services company (with high profit margins), while HP sells printers (with razor thin profit margins)?

    1. Re:Different Businesses, different bottom lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Correct me if I am wrong, but hasn't IBM transformed themselves into a services company (with high profit margins), while HP sells printers (with razor thin profit margins)?


      But you are forgetting the ink, which is sold at obscene profit margins.

    2. Re:Different Businesses, different bottom lines by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the lesson of King Gillette.

    3. Re:Different Businesses, different bottom lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a lot of IBM's profit comes from its software group, not from IBM Global Services (which does attract the lion's share of the revenue). Of course, IBM Global Services naturally feeds many customers to the Software Group, but that's another story.....

    4. Re:Different Businesses, different bottom lines by joib · · Score: 1


      Don't forget the lesson of King Gillette.


      When sales start to sag, add Yet Another Blade to the razor?

  18. B.I.G. by edis · · Score: 1

    HP feels corporate needs rather well - wasn't Compaq right about that, when acquired? IBM is respectable coloss - but does every body is in need for colosses? No. For something solid, and yet accessible. Period. This is what HP delivers - bigger corporate needs, I am serving, are rather happy with HP/Cisco - THAT's right! But, boy, so they become irresponsible! You couldn't get trough the walls - no response back, no noticeable interest in END-USER. Disaster ahead.

    And then, not to forget, there still remains DIGITAL behind, this widely admired techno-legend. Romantics and idealists of technically concerned crowd. Fiorina, be proud - you were right, fine woman. We here are proud for your bravety turning right.

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    1. Re:B.I.G. by GogglesPisano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not sure what to make of the rather incomprehensible parent comment, but I do have a hard time waxing poetic on Carly Fiorina.

      "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore." - Carly Fiorina

      While working in Manhattan I saw two entire floors' worth of HP staff become unemployed with a stroke of Carly's pen. At the same time she was eliminating and/or offshoring thousands of US tech jobs, Carly Fiorina and her ilk were cruising around in Jetstreams and luxury yachts, hobnobbing with celebrities and politicians. She epitomizes the grasping callousness, hypocrisy and greed that permeates the top levels of corporate America.

    2. Re:B.I.G. by edis · · Score: 1

      Thank you, for your impressive details in the forming picture - for me, stranger, she was THE person behind will to merge. Which she, mainly, must have been.

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    3. Re:B.I.G. by edis · · Score: 1

      "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore." - Carly Fiorina

      separately on this, because it deserves own in business making world.

      Tom Peters, idol AND guru in business teaching is using that sentence as one of most illustrative ones. And there is NO reason to not pay attention to that. Why? Because move and change are brand new, brand killing qualities. They are vivid. They are live.

      There is no God-given right. If you can dig it, you COULD be next winner.

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    4. Re:B.I.G. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark Hurd is an even bigger proponent of off-shoring and slashing jobs than Carly was.

  19. If your were going to a technology based war.... by Crizzam · · Score: 3, Insightful
    who would you want on your side?

    HP or IBM?

    Personally, IBM research and development puts me in a constant state of awe. I believe they have some of the most brilliant minds in the world pushing the boundries of science. Maybe thier end products don't always reflect the level of R&D invested, but don't kid yourself... the last thing HP wants is IBM's full, undivided attention at it's market share.

    IBM's strength is in it's diversity. Just because they cut PC's to Lenovo doesn't mean anything about the future of the companies presence in the future technology market.

    Remember this little gem?..... http://www.research.ibm.com/quantuminfo/teleportat ion/index.html

  20. Danger for HP by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People are also starting to catch on to the fact that HP's newer printers are crap.

    Yes, once upon a time HP made great printers. Plenty of LaserJets still in use today. But nowadays you're more likely to find out that your HP printer is slow, noisy, requires a 30MB driver download that's buggy as all hell, and breaks in under a year.

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    1. Re:Danger for HP by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      3o MB? try 300 MB for newer ones.

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    2. Re:Danger for HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My fairly-new (2 years old) HP printer is a LaserJet (a color one), it's not slow, and it works perfectly with CUPS on MacOS X. It has had exactly 0 problems.

      What you'll find is that HP DeskJet-series printers are crap, have tiny ink-tanks that cost a fortune, make a lot more noise than they should, have crappy drivers with lots of useless, space-consuming utilities included, and break in under a year.

      I thought that deserved clarification, since I've had nothing but good experiences with HP's LaserJet products.

    3. Re:Danger for HP by sasami · · Score: 3, Insightful

      30 MB? try 300 MB for newer ones.

      It actually is 30MB... of RAM!

      Our HP Color Laserjet 2550L has, as many devices do, a web-based interface. Except this printer has no network support. How, then, does it have a web interface?

      Because the driver installs a web server on your machine!

      And guess what? The web server is written in Java! So the driver installs Java on your machine!

      Of course, they both autostart as services. That's well over thirty megabytes of RAM, consumed constantly, to support what looks like a 45k HTML web app with a trivial USB backend to talk to the printer.

      Utterly, utterly despicable.

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    4. Re:Danger for HP by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Luckily, linux users can avoid installing hp drivers and use cups with the laserjet postscript .ppd: works for me, a networked 2550ln, and a 128 mb pc with ubuntu.

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    5. Re:Danger for HP by nido · · Score: 1

      Plenty of LaserJets still in use today.

      I've recently picked up a pair of older laserjets - a LaserJet 4L and a 5mp. $5 apiece. The 4L needs a new cartridge, the 5mp needs a little grease. I talked to a guy at a computer shop who used a 4L of his own for printing invoices: "the thing's built like a mack truck, take care of it and it'll go forever."

      The 4L is dated October 1993, "Made in U.S.A. from foreign and domestic components." Don't see that anymore.

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  21. Revenue != profit by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's moderately interesting that HP has managed to sell more things than IBM has. But selling a whole lot of low-margin low-end systems doesn't really make for a bigger company overall. IBM still seems to have a better focus (despite its huge size), as well as better margins. Of course, no one has the huge margins than a monopoly gets you; but IBM is one of those companies that actually earns its money relatively honestly.

  22. Good for them... by aphaenogaster · · Score: 1
    But considering the lenovo sale, and the fact that nothing new seems to come out of HP (just repackaged x86 parts) I really dont see this as anything other than another dell but for server farms. What is HPs R&D department up to? IBM, SUN, Apple, Google, MSFT (shudder) are all contributing things to 'tech'. Giving your money to HP seems to be a bit short sighted if you ask me. Not that you would. Maybe they will bring the ALPHA back. That was a chip!

    Compaq surprisingly made the best laptop of the 20th century though (IMHO).

    Cant beat my Armada M300. Runs linux, runs winXP, its 7 years old and the battery lasts for 4 hours (not original battery).

  23. HP deserves to win over IBM by totro2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work in a datacenter at a billion-dollar software company with many HP and IBM big iron servers. I don't work at IBM or HP. We like HPs **way** better, as they are far easier to manage:
    -HP's boot way faster
    -HP's have sane BIOS's. IBM's have text-based, very slow BIOS's.
    -HP's break down less often. IBM's have more fragile hardware.
    -When HP's do break down, the fix is always way faster and straightforward.
    -IBM tech support guys need to visit us so often that there is a desk dedicated to them!
    -HP's report hardware errors in plain english, IBM error codes always are obscure, like 20EE000B (which means "no bootable disk found")
    -HP's website is better when you're searching for updates and such

    1. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by freeweed · · Score: 1

      -HP's boot way faster

      We're talking about servers. You shouldn't be booting these often enough that the boot time matters.

      -HP's have sane BIOS's. IBM's have text-based, very slow BIOS's.

      "text-based" BIOS? As opposed to those lovely GUI AMI BIOSs of the mid-90s? Someone brought that abomination back?!

      You're a server admin. If navigating a textual interface bothers you, I shudder to think how you react to a real problem. Oh, and "big iron servers" don't come with anyting called a "BIOS".

      I'll agree with you that IBM's website is horrid for finding infomation, but my experience has been the exact opposite on every other point. Whose anecdotes win out now?

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    2. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Most of that can be said for their desktop PCs as well. I've got a Pentium 2 one. The POST takes over a minute with "quick boot" enabled, and it hangs if you reboot it in Windows. On the other hand, it did manage to survive a lightning strike...

    3. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      I agree, the only thing I am missing are the IBM Updatexpress cd that updates firmware in all the devices in the server, when you boot from the cdrom.

      When I needed to update the HP blade enclosures, I had to install windows on a server in the rack to run the update program, which sucks because it was only running SAP on 64bit SUSE.

    4. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by TheOldSchooler · · Score: 1

      -And I feel that the racing stripes on HP's servers look pretty sharp.

    5. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by zlogic · · Score: 1

      HP has (or used to have) great support of discontinued products.
      A friend of mine got an ancient HP 486 server, and we decided to wisit HP's website. The latest BIOS for that server released in 2001 (the server was made in 1994 or something like that). Usually hardware companies like ASUS, Gigabyte etc. release new bioses and drivers no more that a year after a product is released, so I'd say HP had excellent support, at least for servers.
      Oh, and my HP Laserjet (made in 1995) still works perfectly on any OS, old or new.

    6. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 funny if I had mod-points

    7. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      IBM's website should be classified as a war crime. The only company with a worse web presence is Cisco. Ugh.

    8. Re:HP deserves to win over IBM by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Just curious how long ago this was? there is a bootable "linux" version that runs a java style interface (boot is about 20 seconds, tops, and that counts loading the gui) that updates everything on the system to the latest as what's included on the cd-rom. why would you need to update beyond the cdrom, if you couldn't wait that three day period to order the cdrom from hp?

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  24. Old dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'd go to work for IBM again in a heartbeat ... regardless of exact job title or location. An email from HP in my inbox might or might not even get opened. I couldn't logically argue either position -- call it perception.

    I've been in the workforce for 20 years as contractor and employee, and HP's future may look bright, but there must be at least a hundred other companies that come to mind first for short term and certainly longterm prospects for work.

    I've asked other people about HP who've been in this business since the early 90s, and the consensus is that they had better be able to attract more than just bare entry-level talent.

  25. The difference is this by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The difference is this: IBM actually does research and development of new technology. HP sells printers.

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    1. Re:The difference is this by MartijnL · · Score: 1

      And 4-way Opteron servers, which still haven't arrived in IBM's portfolio. Other than that I like IBM better for everything from flexibility (HP's Sales are far too rigid --> local can't do anything if there's a problem in a global contract) to server design.

  26. A search engine and a toy OS company? Top dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, so MS and Google have pretty much monopolized two small segments of the tech industry.

    BFD. They're both one-trick ponies. Until either one shows any ability to do other tricks, all it would take to knock either one off is for someone else to duplicate their trick. The ability for investors to recover short-term profits from that monopolization doesn't remove that threat.

    That duplication has already begun for MS. Any mass market will eventually become commoditized, with individual units selling for pretty much the marginal price to produce another copy. Do you know what the marginal price to produce another copy of a computer program is? Zero. Linux is the commodization of the mass OS market - that will happen someday. And MS will be out of business if they can't shift to other markets, something that they've been singularly unable to do even with billions in the bank.

    That's why MS is scared shitless of Linux. It threatens their very existence.

  27. look at the top 500 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The top three are IBM, half of the top 10 are IBM you have to go to 18th to find a hp. 49 of the top 100 are IBM, while only 7 are HP.

  28. I'm curious... by sockonafish · · Score: 1

    How much of this revenue comes from consumers and how much comes from business customers? IBM no longer serves the consumer market, so these new numbers might just be a result of a sizable chunk of IBM's revenues becoming property of Lenovo.

    I cringe to think that HP is pulling ahead due to some kind of brand loyalty among consumers. Their consumer line of products is probably the worst you can buy at major retailers. I replaced my PSC 1310 quickly after I found that HP's OS X drivers put a line in /Library/Preferences/loginwindow.plist that starts up an app at every login that places an HP icon in the Dock. You can't remove this item through System Preferences, you have to go in and delete the entry from the plist. Most users would have no idea how to do this. Poor consumers...

    1. Re:I'm curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BM no longer serves the consumer market, so these new numbers might just be a result of a sizable chunk of IBM's revenues becoming property of Lenovo.

      IBM no longer servers the consumer market? What console will win the next generation console wars? Hint: It will have an IBM processor in it. (and so will second and third place). IBM serves the consumer market, they just don't do the commodity cheap junk market, which is where PC's are going. IBM likes to see it's R&D actually count for something, and in order to do that you have to have a decent margin - like servers. IBM forsees that the future of computer is squabbling with Dell over nearly zero margins, so why bother. HP's consumer stuff is only crap because the prices dictate it be so. As will any PC makers that play in this arena.

  29. So does this mean that... by PDAToday · · Score: 1

    HP is now 'Bear in the Big Blue House'?

  30. Yeah sure by klept · · Score: 1

    Heheheheheh Nice plug business week. But I dont think I will buying any HPs for awhile. It takes longer than that to clean up the mess Carley, or whatever her name is, made there. Good Luck.

    1. Re:Yeah sure by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Carly "Only my job is god given" Fiorina's replacement came from NCR, a company infamous for it's health care screwup in the 1990s - after about 60-70+ years of doing business the right way(with ethics and honorable conduct not thrown out the window).

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    2. Re:Yeah sure by klept · · Score: 1

      Sincerely, thanks for the tip. Glad I dont own stock in the company. Sincerely hope you dont. BTW. Gave up relying on Business Week for any accurate or useful information, as I have, I guess, with all mainstream, popular publications and media in the US. Slashdot, digg, etc., are a lot more fun, and edifying. Enjoy :)

  31. What "big blue" means.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The original poster is aparently unaware of the meaning of "Big Blue". It isn't because of IBM's color choice that it got that name. It is because it is the most famous and largest business in the world. ( Even if that's not still literally true, it certainly was when it got the name ) "Big Blue" derives from it being a "Blue Chip" stock, which is a Wall Street nickname for companies that are (usually) large stable company that seem to always do well. IBM is/was the strongest company the market had ever seen, and earned the nickname that way.

  32. Carly turned a failing $40M PC business into..... by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    ....a failing $80M PC business by buying Compaq. What a bad move for HP that was.

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  33. HP went downhill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only some of their products are good, and that number grows smaller every passing year.

    Their new low-end laser products - especially the color lasers - are garbage not deserving of the HP name. They are also toner-pigs, and I'm beginning to believe that is on purpose. Their mid- and high-range laser printers are still good, but the prices keep going up, the internal NICs are outrageously overpriced.

    All their low- and mid-range inkjets are junk. I realize this puts them in the same category as Epson and Canon, but HP is still more expensive. HP is also hell-bent on gouging you for ink. I have to research carefully, because two cartridges can be the same price, with one that holds 15mL, and another that has 42mL. Vendors also do their best to not inform you about the supply costs or specs. In the case I'm thinking of, the 15mL cartridge is attached to a high-res printhead, so the ink is gone in a week. What's more is that with the new ink formula, the cyan and yellow dries out in three years, so bulk buy and storage are out of the question. I still have old 500 and 600 series cartridges that are twice as old, and functional.

    We have a stable of 500/69x series inkjets that are going on ten years old. The pickup rollers are going, so there is nothing I can do to keep them running. The drivers worked with everything from Windows 3.1 to XP SP2. The only problem is that they're slow. The new 5000 series are plagued with mechanical problems, and have driver issues. HP has not addressed the driver issues, so we had to fall back on the DJ500 driver that comes with XP. The 6000 series drivers don't work properly with W2K or XP unless I open up file permissions in parts of the program files and windows directories. User directory registry settings have been in Windows since 98. There's no excuse for such a poorly-written driver, much less the ridiculous size of those driver files.

    The HP-Compaq servers are chintzy toys compared to the old ProLiant "tanks" I've worked with. They're overpriced, and the low-end ones are full of high-failure-rate, consumer-level junk parts. Maybe their high-end stuff is better? I don't know, and I'm certainly not going to gamble on it with my budget. As for the Pavilion, well, we've all seen how awful those are. The Vectra? The demand speaks for those, since they go for so little on the secondhand market. Vectras were never really all that great to begin with. Yeah, I remember the first PCI models with bus noise problems. Lost the terminator by accident? Oops, it's now a bookend.

    What happened to HP imaging? They don't make a decent scanner anymore.

    We'll be taking a chance with the K550 printer. If those don't work out for us, it's bye-bye to HP products.

    Sure they jumped past IBM, but I'd hardly call it a trend. IBM didn't get where they were by selling junk, or by extras/gotcha! sales techniques. I'm also glad IBM broke away from Lenovo, because the Lenovo PCs are junk, and consequently, selling for very cheap in the secondhand market.

  34. The Next Big Thing? by MOBE2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    FTA: Both have had their ups and downs but persevere because they have a knack for getting out of stagnating businesses and finding the next big thing. Size may not guarantee the market power it once did. But it does imply a certain staying power.

    What is the next big thing in computing and technology? Would either HP or IBM or even Intel recognize it if they saw it? I doubt it. There is something about becoming a behemoth that prevents a company from seeing fast moving trends or foresee future ones. Or, if they do see it, they are too slow to respond in a timely manner. It has something to do with bureaucracy and the inevitable proliferation of internal operating rules. IMO, IBM and HP should create small quasi-independent research labs and give them the task of finding the next big thing. And I would tell them to look for solutions to current insolvable huge problems in the industry, such as the software reliability crisis. Indeed, the first company to come up with a solution to this problem (and obtain the lion share of the IP) is guaranteed to dictate the course of the computing industry for decades to come. One man's opinion.

    1. Re:The Next Big Thing? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      What is the next big thing in computing and technology? Would either HP or IBM or even Intel recognize it if they saw it? I doubt it. There is something about becoming a behemoth that prevents a company from seeing fast moving trends or foresee future ones.

      These sound like kegger facts to me. Would you care to point out the "next big things" that HP/IBM are missing out on?

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    2. Re:The Next Big Thing? by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1
      Would you care to point out the "next big things" that HP/IBM are missing out on?
      I know one. It's called "signal-based, synchronous software model" as opposed to our current algorithmic model. But then again, IBM and HP are not alone. The entire industry seems to be in a coma in this regard, although a few people are beginning to wake up. Essentially, we've been doing wrong ever since Lady Ada wrote the first table of instructions (algorithm) for Babbage's analytical engine. I've made myself a lot of ennemies for saying this. People don't like to be told that they're wrong.
    3. Re:The Next Big Thing? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      What is the next big thing in computing and technology? Would either HP or IBM or even Intel recognize it if they saw it? I doubt it. There is something about becoming a behemoth that prevents a company from seeing fast moving trends or foresee future ones. Or, if they do see it, they are too slow to respond in a timely manner. It has something to do with bureaucracy and the inevitable proliferation of internal operating rules.

      You called that one spot on. See, big companies by definition are slow, lumbering, and generally a bit behind the 8-ball.

      So we have startups. Small, nimble companies built with just a few staff and ideas from one or two. The whole company is about a single idea, and making that idea work. Startups are awful cheap to get started nowadays - the Internet has created an environment where it takes a couch, a computer, and cans of beans to kick out a startup. Most startups fail to come up with the right combination of ideas, technology, and delivery it takes to succeed. That's fine - since startups are cheap, it's no big deal.

      Big companies, on the other hand, to try out a new idea, invest bazkillions of buxors. There are enough distorted market forces and so much inertia around the big company that it's very hard to weed out the bad ideas before they lose a ton. So big companies' research tends to come up with things like Microsoft's Bob and clippy, at a cost of millions of dollars.

      So big companies tend to buy small startups once they prove an idea. Ask yourself - how many technologies has Microsoft bought over the years? What new, innovative technology that they've come up with that wasn't purchased from a startup?

      It's the nature of things - like the sun rising in the East.

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  35. Re:Carly turned a failing $40M PC business into... by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Actually bringing Compaq in would have been a good move, until they axed the Compaq products which mattered. I think Carly did it in order to extinguish competition.

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  36. Absolutely so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She transformed HP from a technology company into an ink company, which apparently is a more profitable business.

    It is just that Business Week (as usual) does not know what it is talking about when they refer to HP as Tech's top dog, when in fact thay are not even a technology company.

  37. I have to ask... by Firehed · · Score: 1

    HP technology leading things? How much more bad news can we have today?

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  38. Re:Carly turned a failing $40M PC business into... by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Proliant turned a mediocre x86 server business into a huge success. HP would have been screwed if they hadn't aquired Compaq.

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  39. hail Zollar Zollar Zollar by sjwest · · Score: 1

    Big hand clap to Al Zollar ibm exec..... Tivloi client/users - it's going to get sold, or ruined ...

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  41. I dislike HP AND IBM consumer products by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1
    Any HP product I've bought or used at the consumer level has been garbage. Printers (older ones), scanners (their scanner had a **250 MB** driver required to use it!). I also dislike their computers and their digicams are low quality. I have no experience with their handhelds or peripherals such as projectors.

    On the other hand, my experience with IBM has also been crappy. I had bought their much touted Deathstar harddrive that blew up, and instead of them owning up to the matter, they settled a class action lawsuit ($100, but only in the US so doesn't apply to me) and sold it off. I'm sure their non-consumer equipment is much nicer, and I still have fond memories of their clicky-clicky keyboards.

    1. Re:I dislike HP AND IBM consumer products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their consumer grade hardware might be crap, but they do make some excellent high-end workstations. I picked up a dual 3.06 xeon with 3GB of ram, pci-express, sata raid, etc, for $1,000 USD. It's rock fucking solid, runs like the blazes in FreeBSD, and is utterly silent. HP FTW.

  42. Re:Carly turned a failing $40M PC business into... by Cheeko · · Score: 2, Informative

    The vast majority of the products that got axed were the existing HP lines. The lines currently turning a profit for HP are the Proliant servers and Compaq laptops that were acquired as part of the deal. The vast majority of the products that overlapped between HP and Compaq have gone the Compaq direction.

  43. Wow. $91 billion in printer ink refills? by CatOne · · Score: 1

    That's a lot of ink. Do they sell anything else any more?

  44. Where'd the oscilloscopes go? by davygrvy · · Score: 1

    And to think HP used to make damn fine electronic test equipment once..

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  45. Hp is respectable by obnoxiousbastard · · Score: 1

    They make a great printer but I question some of their moves.

    What did acquiring DEC do for them?

    I understand the Compaq acquisition but why kill off their Netserver line!? I loved those boxes. Of the dozens that I installed and years of service that I got out of them, I had >>2 a bad fan and a dead hard drive. As a SysAdmin, I like hardware that doesn't give me a lot of trouble. I learned to love HP Netservers.

    Oh sure- HP is a big fish. I liked them better when they were less button downed MBA and geeky engineers.

    BTW- whatever happened to the venerable HP calculators!? Not geeky enough for the new yuppie-fied HP?

    OB

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    1. Re:Hp is respectable by robertjw · · Score: 1

      BTW- whatever happened to the venerable HP calculators!? Not geeky enough for the new yuppie-fied HP?

      That's funny. The area where I live used to have three HP plants within 10 miles or so of each other. In high school(late 80s) many of my classmates had parents that were HP employees, and had HP calculators. The parents bought them on the employee discount, which was good at the time, but most of the students had a tough time with RPN.

      HP used to be a dominant employer in the area and significantly impacted the local culture. Now the majority of employees have been laid off and only one of the three plants is actually still HP.

    2. Re:Hp is respectable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did acquiring DEC do for them?

      Gave them a chance at the managed services market. Sadly, HP seems more focused on reducing costs by offshoring everything, customer satisfaction be damned.

  46. itanic integrity by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you must be joking, it's been two years and still no new Itanium2 chip, the integrity line is stagnant and future looking bleak. There's rumors of Intel selling off the whole Itanium fiasco to jap consortium since they can't get dual-core to work

    1. Re:itanic integrity by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      So you're blaming HP for Intel's problems? They couldn't get the chipset to work right, and it's still having fits at the proto level. However, as a line tech in Houston (you do the math), we are seeing sweet numbers on these products, especially when they're not designed for SLI or other consumer oriented applications. The numbers these things crunch are phenominal.

      So you can assume that I2 is still too far away and that it's not going to do any good. I tell you now, that when the product line launches in a few months (okay, a little optimistic, but not too far off), you'll all see. Once again, as a factory tech in Houston, they are smoking!

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    2. Re:itanic integrity by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      HP until very recently was co-developer of the Itanium, yes they are to be blamed. In fact, alot of the cumbersomeness of the supporting chipset/ EPIC architecture has to do with being ablt to be an HP/UX or Open VMS box if needed. Those things are great supercomputer chips, yup, the FLOPS are impressive. Too bad the last serious iron vendor which hasn't either dumped them or gone bankrupt is trying to push them off as general purpose business chips. Itanium would have a future if it is pushed as a vector number cruncher. But as a business server, forget it, it hasn't and isn't happening.

    3. Re:itanic integrity by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      just to make sure we're together on this:

      a) my understanding is that big iron is going the way of the dodo and the new platform is blade architecture, which is where HP is trying to guide I2, and away from superdome, etc

      b) I2 is billed as a serious number cruncher, not anything else. I say this, because I haven't seen em billed as such, but any new info is always welcome to help me see the bigger picture.

      thanks

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    4. Re:itanic integrity by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      blades are an interesting question. The current HP Itanium2 blade isn't very useful, just 8GB of memory and two processors. No one buys an itanium for business use with that low of RAM, and for scientific/engineering use its too few processors, big compute farms like high density. The next generation hp blade will have 48GB RAM or more max and maybe dual-core processors if Intel can finally deliver, they're talking about fall 2006 now (going toward 3 years late). Now, for software like Oracle that can scale well with multiple machines, blades with dual core itanium might make sense (if promised performance pans out), but remember the x86-64 world isn't sitting still, the bang for the buck from that is fearsome. As for number cruncher, the MFLOPS speak for themselves, and huge supercomputer clusters have been built with Itanium, see top500.org. But with no new cheaps, and very high cost and power requirements of Itanium, the x86-64 world is killing that

    5. Re:itanic integrity by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are correct, and HP sells more blades w/o itanium than with. As a matter of fact, I believe more AMD gets moved do to the lower power consumption + x86-64 that you are talking about.

      I learned something interesting just last night that says to wait for the fall, because they are going to be rolling a whole redesigned product line, which would be good in my book since IBM seems to outshine us on size.

      I don't know what they're doing, but if I'm correct in my guess, it's reduced size even further (miniturization helps I guess), removed the whole bus-bar setup, and integrated all of the switches into a single sub-cab capable of holding 16+ blades. Which as I understand it is close to what IBM is doing already. We'll just have to see tho, since I'm not with that product group anymore.

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  47. HP only sells Ink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at hpshopping.com. HP's quickplay feature on Laptops is the first new feature to tempt me to buy a new one.

  48. Re:If your were going to a technology based war... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    On the other side of the coin, it's IBM that inflicts the seeping wound known as Lotus Notes/Domino into the IT world. If IBM re-write that application to not utterly suck ass, I might be able to give them a little credit, but for now... no. When your email product is worse than Outlook/Exchange, just give up and do something else.

  49. What about Hurd? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He actually made the company profitable and focused on emerging markets and retailers.

    Fiona focused on screwing the engineers and developers and rewarding the sales department whenever something good or innovative happened. Alot of good people left and were undervalued. What a shame?

    Hurd at NCR was used to having multiple products unrelating and knowing how to make money off them. HP refocused their strategy with selling computers to neophites and including software for pictures and video editing and reducing the sales price of the items at the retailers. Dell just kept reselling the same stuff only online and newbies want to be able to be told what the computers can do rather than buy something online without testing it out.

    So far Hurd created supply chains as good as Dells and with the revamped marketing it was a kill to Dell.

    So I think Hurd is to reward for their success.

  50. Sarcasm hint: Parent is "funny"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent can't be serious.. Must be a joke, like HP support.

  51. OpenView, HPTC and Blades, oh my! by hguorbray · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty simplistic view for someone who frequents a website with at least a partial focus on IT.

    Even if HP are not the innovative powerhouse that they were 30 years ago they have ongoing contributions to IT which cannot be denied:

    Blade servers -HP had Blades before any of the majors and I believe were the first to put opterons on their Blades

    Support of Linux on their hardware -plus they hired Bruce Perens -plus they like debian even if they only sell RH and SUSE

    Server virtualiation with VPARS -slice and dice your Superdome into 64 separate servers if you want

    OpenView -a comprehensive suite of network, server and storage management tools -against this IBM has -Tivoli?

    HP is also one of the few places selling off-the shelf HPTC gear and their gear is regularly at the top of the TPC benchmarks.

    HP is the last of the onestops where you can buy a complete datacenter with servers, storage, infrastructure (SAN AND LAN) and even client machines and even get them to help you with deployment (Sun, IBM and Dell being partnered with EMC isn't quite the same)

    (disclaimer: I contracted at HP for 4 years in sales configuration support during the Compaq merger and did IT/QA during the HP/Agilent split before that)

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  52. Don't agree by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Informative

    When looking for my most recent inkjet, I *specifically looked for* a good deal on an HP model. Why? Because they fund and develop Linux/CUPS drivers for almost *all* their printers, and they're *all* open source, and they all work flawlessly.

    Much more than can be said of Canon, or Lexmark, or many other inkjet vendors.

    Have been perfectly happy with my all-in-one inkjet / copier / scanner since day one, and I never had any problems whatsoever getting ever piece of functionality to run under Ubuntu, Fedora Core, or even Gentoo. Try saying that about the latest all-in-one from Lexmark or Canon.

  53. the perfect storm by epine · · Score: 1
    My last experience with HP, for much longer yet, was helping a friend install an HP printer driver under Windows 2000 a couple of years back. The HP driver borked the OS so badly the only recourse was to boot the system in safe-mode. HP provided some software support to remove the pesky printer driver. I tried to run the HP uninstaller, but it reported:

    Your screen resolution is insufficient to run the borked HP printer driver uninstall program.

    I'm in safe-mode here, my options for screen resolution are 640x480 and 800x600. Neither of those modes were acceptable to the HP uninstall software. Quelle foresight.

    OK, I'll report the issue to HP. Spent fifteen minutes recounted the sequence of events in an HP web support form. Press submit. What comes up?

    404 not found

    Click the "back" button. Nope, my entire problem report has funneled down the Mariana trench. Another fifteen minutes of my life hopelessly extinguished.

    At that point, I did what all good techies do in that situation. I decided to hold a grudge. For a long, long, long time. The perfect storm: incompetence (in the printer driver itself), stupidity (an uninstaller that refused to run in safe-mode), and insolence (a web support form that vaporises my problem report into the Mariana trench).

    What's not to like about the new HP? Utterly, utterly, utterly despicable. I couldn't have said it better myself.

  54. But what makes a "Top Dog"? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    There's more to a company that it's market cap. For example - IBM employes 330,000 people. Over 5 times MSFT's 61,000. Their annual revenue of 91 billion dollars (about 2.5 times MSFTs) is greater than the GDP of every country in the world save the top 53. IBM's "real world" assets - the property, factories, and equipment they own - boggle the mind. While MSFT has a simmilar value placed on it's "assets", much of those are not real-world assets - they are arbitrary values placed on things like trademarks and mindshare. IBM is a gigantic company. In terms of sheer scale, MSFT cannot "hold a candle" to them. Sure, MSFT is more profitable, and has a higher market cap. But just to put it in perspective - both of these companies are dwarfs on a global scale. Compare them to GM or Toyota - 188/192 billion in revenues - that's more than the GDP of Portugal. What's my point? A "Top Dog" should not be measured on market cap. alone.

  55. IBM sux by WiFireWire · · Score: 1

    I hate Websphere and DB2...ick

  56. It's the AMD partnership by Tatsh · · Score: 1

    The HP laptop I'm using to type this has an AMD Turion 64. Although HP still won't allow the good video cards (256MB GeForce 7800 vs. 128MB ATI) with AMD Turions, the processor was the major reason I bought this one. AMD is just plainly ahead of Intel STILL, because the 32-bit translator built into their CPUs is far better than the software-based one Intel uses. 64-bit is just the way to go, and Intel took forever to realize that and is still realizing as far as I know. I think HP realized this when they made their agreement with AMD. I personally love being able to use 64-bit (it DOES increase video encoding speeds with the AMD64 build of VDub by about 40%).

    I find it quite offensive still that only Intel CPUs get the best video cards on HP laptops, but I think soon people will want to stop getting bombarded with that Intel sound and the logo, and stickers etc. With AMD there as an option again (Compaq used AMDs in their systems back in '99), and if it's cheaper, I think people will make the switch to AMD (similar to the Windows -> Mac switch).

    Right now, HP and Alienware are some of the few computer companies offering AMD. Dell (the most known for quality for anybody who knows nothing about computers) still praises Intel (probably a contractual agreement).

  57. Are you crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure she will feel vindicated. And she will be completely wrong in feeling that way, just like she was wrong in completely gutting HP. She destroyed the company, getting rid of all the R&D and trying to be Dell. She wasted millions buying Compaq just so she could scrap everything of any value that Compaq had. Gee, lets hop on the sinking Itanic, and port the features missing in HP-UX from Tru64. Even though HP-UX is a worthless pile of shit, and they should have just used Tru64 and scrapped HP-UX.

  58. But what do they _do_??? by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    HP has actively thrown away all of their technical edge to become Yet Another PC Vendor.

    They nearly created the printer market, and now their printers are crap.
    They've only released one new RPN calculator, and it's...questionable.
    They're actively trying to kill off the HP-UX server/OS line.
    They've already killed off the PA-RISC processor line. ...As well as the Alpha line which they acquired.
    All of their worthwhile tech gear got spun off as Agilent.

    All they do now is make crappy printers and passable PCs in server cases. That's great--I'm sure they'll make tons of money grinding out crap without doing any basic research anymore, but it's lousy for the industry.

    I don't think that HP will ever recover from Carly F. She destroyed the company and is still running free on the streets.

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  59. Cute article but HP still looses by uarch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) That article is based on estimates. We'll see what happens at the end of the year.

    2) If I sold a $100 lead weight to everyone on the planet would it make me a technology leader? Sales is an arbitrary statistic and probably one of the worst. Why not use profit margin or return on investment?
    IBM
    Profitability
    Profit Margin (ttm): 9.27%
    Operating Margin (ttm): 13.72%
    Management Effectiveness
    Return on Assets (ttm): 7.35%
    Return on Equity (ttm): 26.48%

    HP
    Profitability
    Profit Margin (ttm): 4.07%
    Operating Margin (ttm): 6.56%
    Management Effectiveness
    Return on Assets (ttm): 4.96%
    Return on Equity (ttm): 9.61%

    3) How about patents?
    According to the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), IBM earned 2,941 patents last year (2005), more than any other company. This is 13th consecutive year IBM has led the nation's patent production.

    4) How about leading-edge custom processor design. IBM owns this generation of game consoles (Wii, ps3, xbox360 processors are all being designed at IBM). Why? IBM has an entire service organization that will build you your very own custom processor and will let you be as hands-on or as hands-off as you want. And they win awards for doing it!
    • IEEE ACE - Design Team of the Year: IBM & Microsoft - Xbox 360
    • IEEE Spectrum - Emerging Technology: IBM/Sony/Toshiba - Cell
  60. All you can see from this article by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    Is a company which once was an icon of high tech has settled into printers and its overprized in and computers the dell way... I would not say this is a big blue, this seems more like a thin ground to me.

  61. Re:Wow. $91 billion in printer ink refills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a lot of ink. Not at HP's prices.

  62. Re:If your were going to a technology based war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NINAEC! (Notes Is Not An Email Client).

  63. weird numbers by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    Since IBM is more a service and contract company, I cannot see how the sales numbers are really that important, the big bugs for IBM are service contracts and consulting, as well as project contracts. Most of its "end" user sales stem from servers and its processor division. But that is a mere shadow of its support and consulting money

  64. Big Blue in consumer market... by orest · · Score: 1

    that would be Wal-Mart, no? Blue logo and all?

  65. Re:If your were going to a technology based war... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Then IBM has to stop selling it as a email system to every business that owns one.

    All the Notes developers always *say* that. Then you go to the website, and what does it talk about? Email, calendaring, email again, look it competes with Exchange, email, etc.

    So in other words, if IBM *sells* it as an email program, and it's terrible at email (which it is,) then they're selling a crappy product. Period. I don't care what Notes developers think it's supposed to be used for, but IBM *clearly states* that it's used for email.

    In any case, if it wasn't used for email, it'd still be a crappy product. It looks like a mutant alien on every OS it runs on, the UI is arcane and terrible. There's no menu organization whatsoever (default browser is in *location* preferences?! Like I'd want to use Notes browser in one location, and IE in another!?) It includes features that are not only useless, but stupid (like drawing icons when you type your password.)

    I know you probably foam at the mouth when anybody mentions a Microsoft product, so I won't mention Access but instead Filemaker: Filemaker can do everything Notes can do (that isn't email related; but according to you it's not an email client, right?) much, much better than Notes does it. It's also cheaper. It also has a good UI that fits in with the platform it's running on.

    IBM either needs to rewrite Notes from scratch so it doesn't suck so much ass, or just kill it off. Right now, it's expensive, ugly, and everybody hates using it.

  66. Re:If your were going to a technology based war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notes has always been built around replication--every document (or form or view) has a multi-part identifier (UNID) to distinguish it from other revisions made on different replicas. FileMaker apparently requires a third-party tool to support replication. I have trouble believing it works very well with no builtin support for the idea, especially when the designer of a database may not have even thought to accomodate it up front (it can be tricky).

    Otherwise, yeah, there's a reason Notes had its own section in the Interface Hall of Shame.

  67. Re:Carly turned a failing $40M PC business into... by m_c_rose · · Score: 1

    Its funny how after Compaq bought DEC they planned to end of life the Alpha platform then shortly after they were purchased by HP who also planned to E.O.L. the Alphas several times but keeps them going. They say October 06 will be the end. Will the Digital Equipment legacy end, or get another breath of life?