Implants for Sensing Magnetic Fields
Okian Warrior writes "Wired is running a story about people who have magnets implanted in their fingertips. As a result they can sense ambient magnetic fields, including whether AC wires are carrying current. From the article: 'The fingertip was chosen because of the high nerve density, and because the hands are constantly interacting with the environment, increasing the chances of sensing electromagnetism in the world.'"
How long before I can get my 802.11 sensing fingertip implants?
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So now you'll be able to literally feel the power?
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if they touch my crt screen, they'll lose those implanted fingers!
So, what happens when you get too close to another rare earth magnet? I would expect bad things.
Being near a big transformer gives the implant-bearer a vibrating fingertip. Just saying is all.
Oh, and going through an MRI might be a little painful.
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You know, if one Slashdotter, just one Slashdotter does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him.
And if two Slashdotters do it -- in harmony -- they may think that they're both TROLLIN' and they won't take either of them.
And if THREE Slashdotters do it! Can you imagine three Slashdotters walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Cyberdyne Restaurant" and walkin' out? They might think it's a HACKER CONSPIRACY.
And can you imagine FIFTY Slashdotters a day? I said FIFTY Slashdotters a day -- walkin' in, singin ' a bar of "Cyberdyne Restaruant" and walkin' out? Friends, they may think it's a movement, and that's what it is.
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Don't forget to tell the doctor before you go in for that MRI.
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Why implant a magnet? I can only imagine what kind of hassle that would be if you ever needed an MRI. Couldn't a ring or some sort of fingertip cap be created that transmitted signals through the skin to nerve endings, so you could take it off as needed? I imagine it might be less effective due to the skin barrier, but it seems like it would be a much safer alternative that would work nearly as well.
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Until something happens to the magnet, as documented here. (don't click if you don't want to see a finger being sliced open to remove the magnet)
Just definitely stay away from MRI machines with that thing.
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So you want your fingers stuck to your back?
Are you in Cirque Du Soleil?
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Oh, and no MRIs either.
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Could prove inconvenient to say the least if your partner happens to have a ferrous tongue piercing.
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from the kind-of-a-crappy-superpower dept
And how many superpowers do you have Zonk? If it could be made safer (I'm a science teacher and have a few magnets in the lab that could rip this out of my finger) I'd get one in a second.
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As if my love life isn't awkward enough
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Oh well, at least then I would have an excuse
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It's not.
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A far better approach, albeit more complex, would be to build a microchip - powered by induction like RFID circuitry - that could generate signals in the right voltage and frequency range to stimulate nerves. A surgeon would carefully place the chip along a nerve inside your hand somewhere, placing the electrode side parallel to the nerve. The chip would have signal processing abilities and could be used to :
1. detect the signal pattern for pain and cancel it out
2. interact with novel gadgets like a magnetic or radio field sensor, or a geiger counter
3. Pick up signals from one part of the body, and transmit them to another chip located in a damaged limb somewhere that the nerves have been cut from
All of this is basic signal processing, simpler than the state of the art in radio by a considerable margin (nerve signals are MUCH, MUCH slower)
I don't understand why this sort of thing isn't routinely done. I know there are implantable nerve stimulators to stop phantom limb pain, I know that surgeons don't need FDA approval to perform trials on gadets like this - they just need a researcher to create a prototype that is appropriately coated with bioneutral materials and sterile, and the surgeon can implant it into any consenting adult. Surgery is not a medical procedure that has to be specifically approved : this is how the variants of the gastic bypass were developed, such as the bands around the stomach approach. A particular surgeon decided to try it, and others adopted it.
Should be a whole thriving industry by now.
It sounds like it'd be a usefull tool for electricians or audio engineers, but it'd be far more practical if it were an external device that you could take off. I don't know many people that want to permanently place something in their body that could easily lead to damage to your finger. How would a thin stick-on magnet that you could attach to a finger work?
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Your brain seems to be able to adapt senses to what it knows is going on--for instance, if you wear glasses that invert your vision for a couple weeks, your brain will compensate and you will start seeing things "upright" again. If you take off the glasses, you will then see everything upside-down for a while.
So what other kind of input could this give you. If you implanted one in each hand of a def person, might he eventually be able to hear if he put his fingers near to a speaker magnet? If I were def, I'd totally give that a try--you never know! I wonder if such an implant could be placed inside the ear, maybe returning the ability to hear completely (as long as the sound was broadcast via magnetism like if the user was wearing headphones.
How about an extra input from your computer. Placing tiny electro-magnets under some of your keys could allow the keyboard to give you a little buzz that nobody else could perceive.
Any others?
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Smash your finger with a hammer and end up with chunks of metal floating around.
I don't know about you, but if I smash my fingers with a hammer it wouldn't be the chunks of metal that are on my mind.
Great, now men will be even more adamant about not asking for directions.
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Dutch blog "Retecool" tried it out and calls it a hoax. Translation of highlights:
I still need to install a ceiling lamp in the bedroom. There's no current flowing there now. The electricity company therefore doesn't charge me anything for the power being hooked up there. If there's no current, no magnet will vibrate, because it is the current (in Amperes) that causes the magnetic fields. But the electricity company does deliver me the required power for the lamp. Therefore, the connection has countless electrons waiting charged with anticipation before I poke a screwdriver into the hole. Without telling my magnet that they are so charged with anticipation, they wait for the moment that they can jump onto my well-conducting finger, to run to earth through my body. Free at last!
One slight drawback remains to be mentioned. My iBook has a magnetic detector on the right of the keyboard which detects when the screen is closed. I now have to press "Enter" with my left hand, because approaching the magnet with my right hand puts my iBook to sleep. So while my bionic magnetic finger doesn't detect anything, my iBook does detect it.
You just happen to have the same polarity they do
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
why are they implanting it?
It works by stimulating via vibration "somatosensory apparatus" (ie touch), which to the best of my knowledge IS available on the outside of the finger -it should work by being strapped to the outside. Albeit it is not as cool and cyberpunk sounding, but it does remove EVERY SINGLE NEGATIVE POINT associated with the device (painful surgery, risk or rejection, no more MRIs, etc)
Science would be pretty fucking boring if we only ever did experiments where we knew the outcome.
in the forms of very trace amounts of magnetite in brain tissue. Whether or not this magnetite is actually used at all in human beings or not, there is no clear concensus on, however, at the moment it is believed that this magnetite has no effect on human beings and if this magnetite was ever used for sensing magnetic fields, it was in an ancestor of the human species going back many millions of years.
I believe the original source for my knowledge of this was some television program, but to save you some Googling, here is one of the first hits that came up.
...how can we use this for sex again?
It would primarily be used to outdoor survivalists/military (I'd think), but I thought of a small compass implanted in the back of a persons neck. Something very very subtle so that a person could just slightly percieve the direction of magnetic north. Personally I can't wait till there are a bunch of usefull body modifications, I never understood jabbing steel into your arm (or worse) but I'd totally get a implant that performed a usefull task.
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Why does it have to be an implant?
Couldn't you just mount the magnet in a little setting, and have it put in like a stud? Or as a barbell, in that whats-it-called, the webbing between thumb and index finger? I'd love to have this done (useful not only at work, but also in my off-time as a wierdo electronic musician), but I am dubious about amateur surgeons, not to mention crappy housings for things I'm going to put in my body. It is useful, but by no means necessary, to have it mounted in the fingertips.
For that matter, couldn't you get similar results by manufacturing a, um, neodynium thimble? Or neodynium fingerpicks?
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Finishing your post in the subject is
I met Todd at a dinner party, he also has a magnetic implant in his arm which bottle caps will stick too. Anyways here is part of that conversation from that evening:
Some friend of his whose a girl: The magnet in his arm gets him laid all the time, ask him.
Me: So do you get laid a lot because you have the magnet.
Todd: It isn't like I get laid from it everyday, but yeah once in awhile.
All my friends in near unison: I want a magnet in my arm.
... on second thought ...