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Future(?) Design of Mobile Phones

Sad Loser writes "The future of the mobile phone is here, or at least a bunch of Nokia-sponsored industrial design students' take on the problem. The BBC also has more pictures." Most of these designs are quite silly (a necklace with squeezable beads for an address book?) but at least amusing.

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  1. if this is the future... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this is what the future holds, I think I need to get started with my curmudgeonly rantings about how great cell phones were in the past.

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    1. Re:if this is the future... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please. I'm holding out for the artificial molar that allows perfect sound reproduction through bone conduction, and removes one of the last visual cues that distinguish me from a raving lunatic: a visible phone.

      I'll walk down the street talking to myself, and smacking myself in the face whenever I lose signal, and (this is the good bit) I'll never get panhandled again.

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    2. Re:if this is the future... by MrSquirrel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Screw that, if this is what the future holds -- I'm going to enroll in whatever program they're in and design a cellphone that is also a baseball bat. That way, when future-people are talking on their annoying cellphone anal-beads or whatever, I can take out my cellphone and have the satisfaction of bludgeoning them to death.

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    3. Re:if this is the future... by jbash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's true. Not a single one was just a simple damn phone that a.) works as a phone is supposed to, and b.) is solidly constructed to withstand the beating that a heavily used phone goes through.

      The cell phone industry is ripe for the taking for the 1st company that comes out with a cell phone that is simple and as easy to use (and indestructable) as a home phone.

    4. Re:if this is the future... by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel quite nostalgic for the days of phones styled after military field radios with car-battery sized fuel packs, when men were men and sheep were worried.
      Er...sorry, lost it there for a sec.

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    5. Re:if this is the future... by leomaster · · Score: 2
      Future phone design that would work for me.

      Functions:

      1. Phone

      2. Calendar

      2. Contacts

      4. MP3 player

      5. Basic web service (movie times, make reservations, etc.)

      6. Decent battery life (i.e., 18 hours continuous use and then recharge)

      Form:

      Make it in the form of a standard belt with nearly invisible, and flexible/durable attachments. It has two small wireless headphones that I can use together for stereo or seperate for mono. These might be designed to look studs around the whole belt or something It has another piece which pulls out and unfolds to become a keyboard/keypad or stylus/entrypad and a second one that pulls out and unrolls to become flexible screen... or eyepieces/glasses to show web/calendar, etc.

      For the women, take the same approach and make it into a set of jewelery and/or handbag, etc. Start making the technology become part of everyday wear.

      Of course, even better would be a device like this that used the belt model for the technology, but used your ear drums for headphones (perfect stereo quality) and your optic nerves for monitors, and then used some kinesthetic virtual modelling to display keyboard/input/display in a window inside your normal vision like a HUD in a military jet. But of course, that's a little far fetched for just 20 years of development, right?

  2. As usual by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As usual, most of these designs aren't even possible and won't be possible in the near future. What do they teach these design students anyway? Seems more like an art-college for the artistically challenged.

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    1. Re:As usual by markild · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seems more like an art-college for the artistically challenged.
      That's why they make concept designs. So that we feel better about their regular designs.
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    2. Re:As usual by andphi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given that the BBC's intended audience is the Queen's Commonwealth, shouldn't it be Joe Sixpint?

    3. Re:As usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying "smell transmission" is impossible?!

      Just let me point out two things:
      1. Farting into your smell-transmitting phone while the opposite party is, say, in a room full of people would be INCREDIBLE
      2. The professor did it in Futurama with the "smelloscope," so clearly, it is rather possible.

  3. Vaguely interesting by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In elementary school, I was in the "gifted" class where they'd ocasionally have us do creative projects liek this instead of normal schoolwork. Most of the results of those were at about the same level of insanity as these. Mine in particular tended to go in more of a rocket-pack/robot motorcyle direction.

    When you're nine years old, your zany ideas earn you a spot on the fridge for your new drawing. When you're in college, I guess it earns you a gallery on BBC news.

  4. I see by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The winner of the competition is the Nokia 111 by Daniel Meyer, and this is where the New Age speak goes into overdrive. The phone looks - to our eye - like a candy bar with a hinge in the middle, but it is, apparently: "Inspired both by the advent of video calling and the traditional practice of carrying pictures of friends or family members with you. The handset is designed to sit as a picture frame wherever the user is, serving the dual purpose of communications device and a comforting familiar focal point; at home, at work or in a hotel while away on business."

    It's also a great way to carry your porn more portably or annoy everyone in your office with a photo montage of baby pictures.

    Forgive my neo-Ludditism, but why does a cell phone have to be more than a phone? I say this as the owner of a Motorola V360, an excellent phone that also happens to have an MP3 player built in, which is one of the more useful accessories a phone could conceivably have, and saved me the trouble of buying another thing to tote around. I have a camera for pictures, but I wouldn't feel the need to set the phone down and display those pictures. Let's not forget, battery life is not all that great and using your phone as a slideshow probably wouldn't help.

    Look, either build the über device that does everything or stop trying to load mobile phones down with too much gadgetry.

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    1. Re:I see by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Forgive my neo-Ludditism, but why does a cell phone have to be more than a phone?

      Because the big, bulky, annoying, expensive part of carrying electronic devices around is a combination of:

      • Screen
      • Keypad
      • Battery

      Why carry more than one of each of those around when you don't have to?

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    2. Re:I see by Bogtha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      isn't there some critical mass of things you can cram into a small package at this time?

      Phones have been getting smaller and smaller up until a couple of years ago, where they levelled off. I think that's more to do with the fact that you can't make phones any smaller without making the interface unusable rather than any space issue.

      Battery technology being what it is, it seems the more you ask a device to do, the less it will actually be able to do.

      Obviously battery life is important, but how many of these features are actually wasting power when they aren't in use? And if they are in use, then what are you saving the power for, if not to use the device?

      I think when a tool tries to do too much, it is in danger of not doing anything particularly well

      That may be common, but I don't think it's an intrinsic consequence of convergence. And even if separate devices are of a higher quality, two separate devices of high quality aren't necessarily better than a single device that is good enough.

      For example, I'm not going to carry a camera everywhere I go. I am going to carry my phone everywhere I go. I might be able to get higher quality photos from a digital camera, but that's of no use to me if I don't have the camera with me when I want to take a photo. Thus the camera phone is of more value than a separate phone and camera, even if the quality is lower. Sure, if I'm going somewhere where I expect to take photos, I'd bring a camera, but that's of absolutely no use to me when most of my photos are taken on the spur of the moment.

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  5. New Yorker Cartoon by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm reminded of a cartoon that came up on my New Yorker daily desk calendar last week (the cartoon now has a permanent spot on my fridge):

    Man talking to a clerk in a cell phone store: "Do you have one of those phones you can talk to people on?"

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    1. Re:New Yorker Cartoon by ateves · · Score: 3, Funny

      Answer: No, but if you get one of this series, you can download and downgrade the firmware which enables the talking mode again, but normally it`s obsolete.

  6. Nothing else to do by Nicodemus101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These are the same people that want to bring fashion to space suits right?

    Fashion in Space

    I mean a phone that picks up smells? What for? What could possibly be the use for that? I don't know about you but I would rather not have the person on the other end know I just let one go after too much chilli.

    A phone that has beads to call people. Looking at my cellphone I have over a 100 contacts for business and personal. That's an awful lot of beads... might be the new 2015 style bling!

  7. The phone is your friend? by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The aim was a user friendly product that gave an emotional relationship, like a friend

    People shouldn't have emotional relationships with phones. A phone is just a tool, nothing more. There isn't enough love in the world to waste it on consumer electronics.

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  8. 2015? by tygerstripes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    TFA suggests that these phone designs are concepts that may be workable by 2015.

    2015? As in, nearly ten years from now? Nobody seriously expects phones to be recognisably unique devices by then, do they? It's nigh-on impossible to buy a mobile phone these days that does not incorporate, to a significant degree, functions for which there are already devices available.

    It's widely accepted in the industry that within 10 years', when cameras, mp3 players and all sorts of other gadgets are sufficiently advanced and shrunk, everyone will be toting Multi-Function-Devices such that calling it a "phone" would be like calling a laptop an "electronic typewriter".

    Now, those of us who are of a practical or ludditish bent will say that we prefer our devices to be discrete (as in separate) so that we don't have to upgrade everything at once and can stick with what we like. Personally, I'd like to see a move towards modular technology with standard interfaces - you buy your basic model, and detach/reattach parts as they become more advance and cheaper, so you swap out your 2M camera module for a 10M SLR, or a gaming processor unit, or whatever. However, it's not likely to happen as it means phone manufacturers have a smaller turnover, smaller businesses can get a better foothold, and service providers can't tie you into replacement schemes with the contract.

    Still, a guy can dream.

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    1. Re:2015? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

      2015? We'll all be too busy with our flying cars, fusion generators, dehydrated pizza, levitating skateboards, and holographic sharks to worry about what our phones do.

  9. I wish... by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish the future of cell phones was more like the past, just smaller. You know, a phone that's just a phone but fits in my pocket comfortably. Why do they make me feel like I'm asking for too much?

  10. personally... by Churla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Things I would want from a mobile device:

    1) Phone
    2) PDA
    3) MP3 player
    4) Camera

    Things I DON'T want in a mobile device:

    1) Smells
    2) Life philosophy
    3) Being locked into one service provider

    It's funny how how 5 years ago my want list would have made me a cuttng edge geek, and now it makes me a luddite.

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  11. These are from design student's by planetmn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is everybody so negative about the designs. Guess what, designers create based on form. Engineers create based on function. An end product is a meld of the two. If the designers only designed a cell phone that was the same shape and form as an old rotary phone, the engineers would design the electronics to go inside, and we'd all have phones bigger than the old bag phones of the 80s.

    It is a designers job to create something that appeals to the market in terms of form. It is the engineers job to create something that works. And together with many others they create a product that has parts of both worlds.

    Also, for everybody talking about "well, I just want a phone that gets good reception" that's a network design problem for the most part, not a device problem.

    -dave

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    1. Re:These are from design student's by Jott42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An industrial designer makes forms that follows function and is within the possibilities of engineering. The design you are talking about is the same as art and SciFi-movie prop design. The things presented in the article are scifi-designs, which have very little base in reality... (i.e no account is taken for batteries or antennas.) And a phone with a larger antenna will have better reception, it follows from Maxwells equations. But the current market does rather accept so-so reception than an antenna. But you are right in part: The lower antenna performance can to some degree be compensated with a better network.

  12. I Want a Bluetooth Speakerphone Badge (ST:TNG) by rdmiller3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My present mobile flips open, lets me talk speakerphone style holding it out in front of me, and I can contact whomever I want by saying their name or saying the phone number... very much like the communicators in the original Star Trek series. (I wish I could reprogram it to chirp like a 'communicator' instead of its "Say a command.")

    We've seen those Bluetooth earphone-mic sets. What about a Bluetooth speakerphone badge? The main phone would be somewhere else on your person, but the little badge could be worn closer to your head and have a simple touch-to-activate/hangup interface like in the "Next Generation" Star Trek series.

  13. Silly? by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The beads are not silly; they are the marketer's dream! Imagine the recurring revenue the phone operators get from selling more of the beads for people who gave them all away. A phone company could also lock customers in, with using a proprietary format for these beads. It could also serve as a differentiator for companies. I wish I could come up with something like those beads, patent the idea and then develop it further for a large wireless company.

    1. Re:Silly? by sethg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can imagine the necklace-phone being a real hit with eleven-to-sixteen-year-old girls. They could compete for status based on how many beads they had on their necklaces, who they had distributed their own beads to, having the beads from the popular kids, not having beads from unpopular kids, etc.

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  14. Here we go again by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people will say they only want a phone to call. However there are plenty of people out there that want more then just to call.

    Imagine you are a system administrator. Won't it be nice to be able to ssh into your server the moment you get a warning? That way you could perhaps solve the problem faster, from where you are, without the need to actually go to your portable. Unless you a such a geek that you don't have any moment you walk around without a portable (and network access)

    Some people like to have the camera. Some people like to send messages. So what you will get is a combination and variety of systems where you can select what you want.

    Not everybody has the same Linux distro, or the same services running on his system, so why should this be any different with your cellphone. Buy what you need. Do not buy what others tell you what you need.

    I use SUSE and I don't run KDE or Gnome. If you don't like the camera on your phone and yet you do like all the rest, then don't take pictures. Do you really want just to phone? Then just buy the cheapest (second hand) phone you can find. They are still available and can be bought.

    Just as with Linux, it is all a matter of choice. Because YOU don't want it does not mean it is a bad choice.

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    1. Re:Here we go again by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Won't it be nice to be able to ssh into your server the moment you get a warning?
      Nokia 6800 - they made thousands on the expectation that people would want a qwerty keyboard to send text messages, so I got one dirt cheap and use it for ssh. Other manufacturers are also trying the same thing and may hit the same pitfall, so you may be able to get something newer that can do the same thing dirt cheap.

      I thought the most useless feature on the thing was the radio until I took a bus to work a few times and used the radio each day. If only it could do ssh over IR (you can't get to IR with any publicly available programming methods on the thing) and it had a torch the thing would be ideal.

  15. My Nokia "collection"... by dissolved · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... and the odd SPV phone, have become increasingly bad at actually making a call.

    My old Nokia 3330 was a lot faster to hang up a call and lock the keypad. I've waited 20 seconds with no apps running in the background on the 6680 for the thing to accept any input after ending a call.

    There is Salling Clicker though which kinda makes up for it - one of the best phone advancements I've used in a while (no-one mention 3G please).

  16. Oh come on by zerosix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People spend so much time trying to develop tech for phones they don't stop to see if they should do it and ask people what they want. Why the hell would anyone want to put a chess set on thier phone? I mean seriously! Any why do people have to keep cramming more and more crap into cell phones? When I upgraded my phone last time, they kept trying to cell(haha) me one with an MP3 player. Also, not one of those phones looked like something I would even want to use. Lets pack more and more shit into phones and up the already high price! One feature that I do like on phones is the web feature(actually a useful non-bloated feature.) Games, MP3 player, and the such is rediculace for a phone.

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  17. The important "Mouth to Ear" measurement by Solo-Malee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once saw an interview with Prince Charles (about 5 years ago). He was congratulating two students on an award they received for a new design for a mobile phone. The conversation when like this...

    Prince Charles [While admiring the half brick sized phone in his hands] "Ahhem, it's really amazing how small you can make these things"..."but what's to stop you maing them even smaller?"
    Designer [While thinking what a dumb ass question that was]: "Well sir, the distance between your mouth and your ear"

    With hindsight, who's the smart one now...technnology moves ever forward, apparently there is nothing to stop things getting ever smaller except maybe cramming more and more functionaility into it, at which point, when does it stop being just a phone?

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  18. Star Trek Badgers by kieran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose it's not good enough for the rest of the bus to be only be able to hear half the conversation.

  19. I just want to talk on the GD phone by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is that so freakin' hard?

    It seems to me that all the other "features" being added daily are not for the benefit of the owner of the phone. They're yet more things to charge the owner for using.

    Sell connectivity like a commodity.
    I don't want to see "no network" when I'm looking directly at a freakin' cell tower.
    I don't give a shit who owns the tower. Share your infrastructure.
    The same companies that sell the mobile comms already do this with their hard lines, so don't say it's not feasible.
    Somebody's already claiming to do this (verizon?). The rest of you idiots, take a lesson.

    Build a durable phone with a decent battery.
    It doesn't have to be so tiny or so cool I can wear it on my chest and slap it when I want to talk to the Enterprise.
    It just has to make and receive calls. That's it.
    Make it out of the stuff that Ma Bell used to make the rental phones out of. It'll never break.

    Once you figure out the basic infrastructure and handhelds required for TALKING ON THE FREAKING PHONE, you can worry about selling me extraneous bullshit that I don't want.

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    1. Re:I just want to talk on the GD phone by jwiegley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second this! Why the hell does my phone need to support smell?? What type of insecure individual needs to build a relationship with their phone?

      I hated every one of these phones for several reason: Stupid technology (smell), Childish throwbacks (care-bears/pretty pony necklace), Stupid design premise (relationship/feelings with an inanimate object).

      Where is the damn phone design that includes: Long battery life, excellent reception, low-cost/high-bandwidth capabilities? Durable/Rugged? Good coverage? How about a screen not made of glass so it doesn't crack? How about a god damn belt clip that doesn't eject the phone over sewer grates or concrete floors?

      Seriously, exactly what "theory" do they believe they are teaching these design idiots? Hasn't any other techie had to work with these types of people before? I have and let me tell you... they're involvement doesn't help produce a product on time, on budget or with a valuable feature set. They're children with arrested development problems. They defend their style as being "creative" when it's really just the result of avoiding reality. Should you find yourself faced with one: Give them a cute, simple toy to play with, set them aside in a corner and ignore them until the product is done. Then ask them what colors it should ship in. (Slap them if their answer includes the word "Pantone")

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  20. OK, against the mainstream... by ursabear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the designs are interesting. The idea behind a concept is to try to re-think things, or to improve things. Concept art and concept designs are all about stimulating ideas. Once in a while, a good idea comes along, and is actually implemented. Many things are assigned the round file of the past.

    Getting people to think about cell phones and their future is the intent of the design work - the intent is not necessarily to produce viable phones, just ideas.

    I think it is not easy to come up with refreshing and original ideas. It seems easy to criticize the ideas of others - but try to look at it from another angle: What would your design be?

  21. crazy cell phones by sciencecneisc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    more important is Apple. there's the RAZR iTunes phone but what about Apple? MacRumors.com has a page 2 link about a patent that Apple may have issued on an iPod video/iChat AV/cell phone. how will it get battery life? the batteries will shape the device.