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Data Theft and Corporate Irresponsibility?

cjsnell asks: "Today, I received a letter from a student loan provider notifying me that my name and social security number had been stolen along with a contractor's computer. This makes -four- agencies that have lost my personal information, in the last year. Today's letter was the most disappointing yet: the company, Texas Guaranteed, did not offer any credit report monitoring like the previous three had. Their advice? Send a letter to the credit bureaus. Gee, thanks. Clearly, mass identity theft is completely out of hand and there doesn't seem to be any government regulation for handling these situations, nor does there seem to be any punitive action against businesses that lose customers' data. Do we, as consumers, have any recourse against these businesses?"

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  1. Recourse by alshithead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forward all of your bills to them.

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    1. Re:Recourse by facelessnumber · · Score: 3, Funny

      but I leave the vehicle door unlocked and the key in the ignition for the sake of convenience.

      It must be wonderful to live in a place where you can feel that secure... I remember it wasn't too long ago that in my town, we didn't have to lock our doors, take our keys out of the car. I wanna live where you do.

      So, kindly tell me where you live. Please be specific. Google Maps link if possible. What kinda car do you drive?

  2. Simple... by Cheapy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell them that if you don't get your credit card watched, you're going to burn the place down. Burn it to the ground, and then take a vacation in some far off tropical place.

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    1. Re:Simple... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 5, Funny
      Tell them that if you don't get your credit card watched, you're going to burn the place down. Burn it to the ground, and then take a vacation in some far off tropical place.
      Like Nigeria? I hear there are lots of... lucrative... investment opportunities over there.

      Just Email me with your Name, Address, Social Security number, and Credit Card information and I'll take care of it all.
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    2. Re:Simple... by Eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell them that if you don't get your credit card watched, you're going to burn the place down.

      They stole my identity, not my stapler.

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    3. Re:Simple... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1, Funny
      Tell them that if you don't get your credit card watched, you're going to burn the place down.

      They stole my identity, not my stapler.

      They can pry my stapler from my cold dead fingers.

    4. Re:Simple... by fatman22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All of that information is now available just about anywhere, which makes it pretty much useless for you because it gives me plausible deniability for any transaction.

  3. Pass it forward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, go to another company and steal their computers.

  4. Not the best solution, but... by peacefinder · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do we, as consumers, have any recourse against these businesses?"

    There's always the solution from Fight Club.

    Oops. I'm not supposed to talk about that. Forget I said anything, will ya?

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  5. Class Action Lawsuit would work. by spycker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't you set up a website that collects information about those who have been actually hurt by identity theft and trace it back to its source company if possible. Then give that information to a land shark for a fee. You could make $200-300 thousand.

  6. Hi, my name is Lizzy Fair by Travoltus · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the name of the Libertarian Party, I would like to speak on this issue.

    I'm appalled by all the anticapitalist rhetoric that is being spewed on Slashdot regarding the corporate use of your personal information and the occasional leak of your SSN into the wrong hands.

    You people talk like you want absolute ownership over your personal information. Like you want a corporation - an entity that only exists for the purpose of maximizing net profit - to take responsibility for handling your personal information. Then you'll be holding them liable for mishandling your info. Do you realize what damage this will do to corporate profits?

    That utterly reeks of communism. What's next? Treating your personal information as your own property to be handled on your terms and not theirs? Heck, if we follow that line of reasoning, the Government will have to intrude even further into our lives and implement a law to treat personal information brokers like Choicepoint and Unicru as potential data pirates. I can see it now: the Digital Millenium Privacy Act.

    Corporations made America, and now you pink commies are about to create a kleptocracy in the name of your overzealous attack on public access to personal information. Sheesh.

    [...end Right wing parody]

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  7. I can give you every SSN right now: by Atario · · Score: 2, Funny
    Pseudocode:
    for A = 0 to 999
      for B = 0 to 99
        for C = 0 to 9999
          print AAA-BB-CCCC
        next
      next
    next
    The names part is left as an exercise for the reader.
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  8. You get the feeling... by krewemaynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...maybe we should go ahead and just post all our personal info on the web ourselves, and save these idiots the trouble? "Haha, nothing to steal now, b17ch3z!"

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    1. Re:You get the feeling... by jdbartlett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought that's what monster.com was for?

  9. a solution... by SupremeDiety · · Score: 2, Funny

    keep your credit rating low. like i do.