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TUAW Recommends Joke App

ejdmoo writes "The Unofficial Apple Weblog, a very popular Apple enthusiast site, has accidentally posted (and since retracted) a recommendation for an application called Procrastinatr. Though the original website for Procrastinatr promises to 'efficiently prioritize your calendars and regain lost time,' it gives no real description of the functionality. In reality, the application was written as something of an extensive joke between friends, moving all iCal appointments and tasks forward a week. The author has since apologized and posted a fix for users who borked their calendars. This story once again highlights the importance of making sure something is legitimate before letting it run loose on your system, even if it appears to be coming from a reputable source."

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  1. sigh by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and if this had been done on windows systems, it would have made national news...

    1. Re:sigh by aleksiel · · Score: 1

      on a mac, its a prank on windows, its a virus

    2. Re:sigh by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 5, Funny

      We Mac users are a merry folk. Tee hee.

    3. Re:sigh by roryrhorerton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this had been done on Windows systems, it might have actually affected more than 6 people.

    4. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can envisage a "boomerang" effect http://tinyurl.com/sxelz [tinyurl.com]

  2. Timeshifting by jekewa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always try to move my appointments out a week. It gives me time to get to the things I had to postpone from their original schedule to this week.

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    1. Re:Timeshifting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I just put everything off until the end of time, and I'll worry about it then... (give or take about five minutes)

  3. Next Week by neonprimetime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminder: Post a response to this article on Slashdot

    1. Re:Next Week by blowdart · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you mean "Post this news article on slashdot". And it recurs every week.

    2. Re:Next Week by myepitath · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "... a dupe of this article"?

  4. missed chance for potential irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This story once again highlights the importance of making sure something is legitimate before letting it run loose on your system, even if it appears to be coming from a reputable source.

    This statement would've been a whole lot funnier if it had been editorial commentary rather than submitter commentary.

  5. New Apple Slogans by Cleon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Think Different...Maybe next week."
    "Switch...When you get around to it."
    "Get a Mac...Someday."

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  6. coming from a reputable source by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like an "unofficial weblog". Yeah, sounds reputable to me!

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    1. Re:coming from a reputable source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Why is this news?
      "Extra Extra! Blogger dups readers and then apologizes"

      This incident only proves that TUAW was never a reputable source in the first place.

  7. This app could have saved them! by EddieBurkett · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only they had Procrastinatr already installed for their calendars. They would have then waited a week to check TAUW, by which point the post suggesting they use Procrastinatr would have been fixed. What a shame...

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  8. In a more important story .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The word "loose" was used properly on slashdot. More news coming at 11.

    1. Re:In a more important story .... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quit being such a looser...

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  9. Um by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its more a question of learning the meaning of procrastination, and wondering what an application based on the word is going to do to your calendars.

    Honestly, anybody investing much time in making iCals probably has too much time on their hands, but schedules stuff for the future anyways.

    Isn't this technically a Trojan virus? An application that when installed corrupts your data. I don't want to be devil's advocate here, but it doesn't require a terribly sophisticated delivery method to trick Apple users into installing a application to corrupt their data. I wonder how an application called iRandomUn1ns7allr would be received in the Apple community.

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    1. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah gross generalizations, and stereotyping.

      Funny thing is this can only be acceptable as long as you are an MS Zealot. (irony implied)

      Somebody mod parent as flamebait looser.

    2. Re:Um by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      Right, because *nix users would never be tricked into running untrusted code.

    3. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would a large wooden badger be less obvious?

    4. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right, because *nix users would never be tricked into running untrusted code.
      If only we could remove Mac users from that equation, we'd be perfect. :(
    5. Re:Um by nutsy · · Score: 1

      Trojan virus

      ...

      Don't mod me down for speaking the truth

      How about modding you down for throwing bits of jargon around and hoping one'll stick?

  10. Oh the irony by HardCase · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story once again highlights the importance of making sure something is legitimate before letting it run loose on your system, even if it appears to be coming from a reputable source.

    Timothy, Zonk and the rest of you guys, are you paying attention?

    1. Re:Oh the irony by bunions · · Score: 1

      this is exactly what I thought. And it's exactly why I still don't trust most internet 'news' sources, which have simply become simple relays for what others have said. Editors have a more important job than simply hitting the 'post' button. Unfortunately, it's a largely thankless job, so most people don't have much interest in doing it.

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  11. Learn your lesson?? by bonez_net11 · · Score: 1

    Hahahaha! This will teach some people to read the information about a piece of software instead of blindly *click* and *install*. Dumbasses :)

  12. What a brilliant idea! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I don't understand. Was there some kind of bug in this application? From the descriptions it sounds like it was 100% effective at postponing all of your appointments by a week.

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    1. Re:What a brilliant idea! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know if it was 100% effective. As far as I can tell, it just adjusted things in your calendar. Now if it had sent an email to the appointees notifying them that you couldn't meet with them as originally scheduled, but rather a week later, then I would call it 100% effective.

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    2. Re:What a brilliant idea! by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but you're plainly wrong.

      If it sent the e-mail, you'd still have to meet all the appointees. That would only be 20% effective.

      However, if it failed to send the e-mail, all your time would be free.

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    3. Re:What a brilliant idea! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      You wouldn't have to meet them. You just run the program every week. But the catch is that you'd have to run it. You might put off doing it for too long and end up having to go to a meeting.

      Aha! Some smart person could get really rich selling another program to run the procrastinator app on a regular basis. All my problems would be solved!

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  13. Now that you mention it... by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think this ram-doubling, internet accellerating, penis enlarging app I just installed is working like it should either. Soon as this "formatting c:\, please wait" message that popped up goes away I will upd

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  14. update to Procrastinatr by vldragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    This app would have been much cooler if it would have only postponed event for a day. But the app would run all the time constintly pushing back all events one day. The should effectivly keep your schedule clear forever. An added bonus would be if it automaiclly e-mail all parties involved in an event telling them every time the even has been postponed.

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  15. loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right. Be a tighter next time.

    1. Re:loser by rdoger6424 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      See that thing over your head? that's the joke .

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  16. This just in by dhasenan · · Score: 1

    This just in: Microsoft ships free calendar application with Windows.

    1. Re:This just in by anotherone · · Score: 0, Troll

      two words: outlook express

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    2. Re:This just in by TheGreek · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you manage your calendar with Outlook Express, it's no wonder you're still living in your parents' basement.

    3. Re:This just in by generic-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Outlook Express doesn't have a calendar.

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    4. Re:This just in by anotherone · · Score: 1

      It doesn't? d'oh.

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  17. On running something just because someone told you by nblender · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can lead a windows user to a Mac, but you can't make him smart. Or: Once a windows user, always a windows user.

  18. National vs. International by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    and if this had been done on windows systems, it would have made national news...

    As opposed to the international news site I'm reading the story on right now?

    You may have forgot the Slashdot slogan is "News for Nerds".

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    1. Re:National vs. International by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, well... I'm going to go out on a limb here... but perhaps he was talking about mainstream broadcast television or print newspaper news? You know... the kind of news outlet that the vast majority of the population, not just nerds, are aware of.

  19. Slashdot Editors? by mkw87 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this the app the slashdot editors use for when to post articles?

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  20. Re:On running something just because someone told by ScaryFroMan · · Score: 1

    Not windows user, but just "Idiot." People have been blindly doing what others tell them to do since the beginning of time. What kind of computer they use doesn't matter.

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  21. Re:On running something just because someone told by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

    Yes, because all Mac users are genuises and all Windows users are idiots. ...stop with the fanboy attitude -- there are stupid people (in generous proportions) in both camps -- hey, Linux... stop smirking, you've got some too. EVERYONE should know not to run code you don't know is legitimate (...ESPECIALLY Windows users since they seem to be targetted the most). So if anything, I'm willing to bet it was stupid Mac fanboys (not calling all Mac fanboys stupid, I'm just saying the ones who are stupid and also are Mac fanboys) high on their mighty thrones of "ohmygee macs are soo much better than peeceez *click'n [with one mouse button] on everything with no discretion because they think their Mac is god*". I hate Mac users (and ANY user) who think their computer is super-amazing and god-like ...especially when I have to end up fixing it (I'm talking about YOU Mr. Mac-user-man-who-got-a-virus-and-said-"but that's impossible, it's a Mac, they don't have viruses").

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  22. Also on TUAW - iStache by szyzyg · · Score: 1

    Go Stache yourself

    Apparently another application put together for the Useless App Contest - more about it on Dustin's imeem blog

  23. I may as well post my own witty comment... by martinultima · · Score: 5, Funny

    In about a week.

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  24. Not a Joke -- Hofstadter's Law by DingoBueno · · Score: 1
    Joke?! This application was designed under a rigorous process and soundly performs in accordance with Hofstadter's Law:
    It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
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  25. Re:On running something just because someone told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Apple's customers are like no others--a rich blend of the most sociologically elite with those seeking elegant, simple computing... Unlike users of Intel/Windows computers, a significant portion of Apple's users are active , exploratory , avant-garde and early adopters . The activities they enjoy are unique in the way that they more often incorporate rich media such as video and music as well as more active prosumer behavior than many more passive Windows [and Linux] users.
                                              — MetaFacts, Inc.

    With above-average household income and education levels, the Mac population [is] very attractive [ intellectually as well as physically .]
                                              — Nielsen/NetRatings (as quoted by C|NET)

  26. Only one way! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    If it's til the end of time, you have to choose, either give or take, whichever way means backwards ... your choice.

  27. Re:On running something just because someone told by MrSquirrel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This isn't Apple-hatin', I grew up on Macs (an LC475 to be exact) and they hold a special place in my heart, but this describes a large number of Mac users I know and love (maybe not the love part) "Apple: Think Different... just like all the other trendy assholes with too much money who paid way too much money for a product that they will never take full advantage of and should have bought a 300 shit-pc from WalMart that would fulfill all their computing needs but then they wouldn't be able to pretend they were special". Run-on sentences rule.

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  28. Re:On running something just because someone told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, my penis is larger than yours. Thanks for asking.

  29. Re:On running something just because someone told by earthbound+kid · · Score: 2, Funny
  30. There are questions that should be asked by ladadadada · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The question is: how do you verify the integrity of a program before running it on your system ?

    You could read through the source code... no, that's ridiculous. Unless the program is as simple as this one was (I think I could re-write this in one line of awk) then reading the source code would take weeks or even months. That's assuming you have the knowledge.

    You could take the recommendation of a trusted source; a source who is trusted through having recommended other software before which was good software and not malicious or buggy. Unfortunately, that is what happened here. TUAW (a trusted source) recommended some software without actually using it themselves. (Unless it was some giant prank on their userbase but that sort of thing is usually reserved for early April.)

    You could limit yourself to only using software that came in a box from your local Apple store. Don't ever install anything unless you also have a physical, printed CD, a box, a user manual and a warranty to accompany it. That's a bit extreme but reasonably safe. As with all "reasonably safe" things however, it's pretty boring.

    What most people do these days is decide if the software "looks trustworthy". This is usually based on a recommendation from a trsuted source, the product's website (professional looking graphics means money spent, which means legit) and if the product still isn't filling the user with confidence they will usually ask Google.
    All that needs to be done to install malicious software on a user's computer is to create a moderately professional looking website, astroturf a few software-related forums and get your software linked from a trsuted source. The best way to that would be to name your software in such a way that tech-savvy people would probably not install the program but the less savvy would jump at it.

    I'd like to hear comments anyone has on how unknown software can be verified by non techie people. This means no md5 hashes, no source code snooping, nothing even remotely technical like checking the size of the program. I know the odds are that the 20KB "Open Source MS Office Replacement" I just downloaded probably isn't what it claims to be but plenty of users don't even look at the size of a download.

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  31. Re:On running something just because someone told by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    Yes, because all Mac users are genuises and all Windows users are idiots. ...stop with the fanboy attitude -- there are stupid people (in generous proportions) in both camps -- hey, Linux... stop smirking, you've got some too.

    Being "not ready for desktop" means there is an entry barrier, and thus we at least get less idiots. And this is not something to shake a stick at.

    EVERYONE should know not to run code you don't know is legitimate

    Uhm, Xen (Linux code) or qemu/vmware?

    There's a dingy little Windows app named "CursorXP" that allows you to have alpha-blended cursors and, as a side effect, makes cursors appear on screenshot (that's why I needed it). I used it once to make some documentation (and then left it running), however, when I needed to update the docs a year later, the box was already reinstalled. I re-downloaded the app, ran it first under vmware just due to my spinal reflexes, and guess what? The vmware virtual image got pwned. By an app from an unknown source I have tested before.

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  32. Apple Rookies by jessicalandy · · Score: 0

    Seems like more and more we hear about another Apple blunder, if MSN would have done this there would have been news reports televesion reports and even a class action suit I am sure. Glad I was not one of the ones fixing a broken calendar, even still after a quick look at the unofficial blog of Apple it seems pretty cool.

  33. not to mention... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    One would also be able to avoid all of those unpleasant encounters that they wish to avoid (e.g. dinner with the really annoying girl in marketing, being the caddy for the CEO, having lunch with your parents in-law, etc.)...

    "Nope, sorry. I have an extremely busy schedule tomorrow."

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    1. Re:not to mention... by drachenstern · · Score: 1
      dinner with the really annoying girl in marketing
      are you seriously advocating /.ers give up the few chances they have to go on an official date?
      having lunch with your parents in-law
      ah, nevermind, I've obviously got the wrong idea about you, you're a /._2.x_er

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  34. Re:On running something just because someone told by Eggz+Factor · · Score: 1

    I agree.... stuipd is as stupid does. BTW, which Mac virus did you help the "Mr. Mac-user-man-who-got-a-virus-and-said-"but that's impossible, it's a Mac, they don't have viruses"" with anyhow?

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  35. Re:On running something just because someone told by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
    I agree.... stuipd is as stupid does. BTW, which Mac virus did you help the "Mr. Mac-user-man-who-got-a-virus-and-said-"but that's impossible, it's a Mac, they don't have viruses"" with anyhow?
    I've seen a MacOS classic virus under MacOSX, which was pretty amusing.
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  36. Re:On running something just because someone told by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
    ... with those seeking elegant , simple computing ...
    Women maybe complicated, but that doesn't make them a computer. Nice association with the curves though :)
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  37. No way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you've got guns this big, you got show them off. Just don't take me down the pickle isle.

  38. Jealousy by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can i get this for my PC? I could really use the extra time.