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Billions Donated to Charity

Anonymous Philanthropist writes " Warren Buffet , the world's second-richest man, announced over the weekend that he will soon donate 85% of his entire net worth, weighing in at around $37 Billion, to charities, with over 80% of it going to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. This makes it the single largest monetary donation in history."

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  1. Before anyone asks... by mjmalone · · Score: 5, Informative
    From A conversation with Warren Buffett:

    People will be very curious, I think, as to how much your decision - and its announcement at this particular time - is connected to Bill Gates' announcement in mid-June that he would phase out of his operating responsibilities at Microsoft and begin to devote most of his time to the foundation. What's the story here?

    I realize that the close timing of the two announcements will suggest they're related. But they aren't in the least. The timing is just happenstance. I would be disclosing my plans right now whether or not he had announced his move - and even, in fact, if he were indefinitely keeping on with all of his work at Microsoft.

    On the other hand, I'm pleased that he's going to be devoting more time to the foundation. And I think he and Melinda are pleased to know they're going to be working with more resources.

    Although, it's hard to believe that the timing is entirely coincidental... especially since Bill said he'd be leaving Microsoft over the next two years, and Warren said:

    With so much new money to handle, the foundation will be given two years to resize its operations.
    1. Re:Before anyone asks... by maxume · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Who knows why they each did what they did, but Buffett isn't getting any younger, and he loses a bunch of influence by shedding all those assets, probably something that he is quite happy to do.

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    2. Re:Before anyone asks... by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And the death tax is nothing but a money grab by politicians who want more money for their pet projects.


      You could say the same thing about any tax. And yes, there is a lot of pork out there, but there are also things that are genuinely necessary and useful to fund via taxes (I'm sure you can think of a few). If you want to live in a society without taxes, try Afghanistan or Sudan... of course you will still end up paying taxes, only to the local warlord instead of any kind of representative government.


      Politicians should learn to operate within a real budget like the rest of us.


      Indeed they should. But that doesn't have any bearing on whether there should be an estate tax, or even taxes in general.

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    3. Re:Before anyone asks... by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Historically death taxes have been used politically to prevent the build-up of power in family lines which would challenge the current ruling party.
      Are you trying to argue that preventing a class-based society is a bad thing? Wow, now I've heard everything.

      Look, the entitlement class (i.e. trust-fund babies) doesn't challenge the ruling party, they are the ruling party. How can you not see that? Don't you know who our President is?

    4. Re:Before anyone asks... by Gumber · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First, it's an estate tax. Death isn't taxed. Second, it does a nice job of impeeding dynastic accumulations of wealth.

      As for politicians and their pet projects. Whatever. I'm sure you've benefited in lots of ways from government programs. So its really just a question of the best way to pay for them. A tax on substantial estates seems like one good way to raise some of that money. Better than taxing working & living people at an even higher rate.

    5. Re:Before anyone asks... by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you know who our President is?

      A working class man who started out with nothing in life but two strong hands and a brain, and now has to make due with just the hands.

    6. Re:Before anyone asks... by alshithead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No one with that kind of money EVER loses influence by disposing of SOME of it. When you have that kind of money you can get rid of 90% of it and still be extremely wealthy. It's self generating after a certain point...as long as you don't spend like Michael Jackson. If anything he will gain more influence. That kind of philanthropy opens all kinds of doors...want an example? Check for opinions on Bill Clinton and Bush Sr. after the fundraising they've done for the big Tsunami and Katrina. They didn't even have to personally donate huge amounts and they both look better than they ever did when they were in office. Buffet and the Gates' will probably go down in history as the biggest philanthropists of the 2000's. Hell, depending on what the Gates' do in the next 20 years, Microsoft might only be a footnote in the history books compared to their philanthropy...same for Buffet.

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    7. Re:Before anyone asks... by Elemenope · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I disagree, mainly for the reason I stated elsewhere, namely that artificial persons are a silly concept that, among other things obscures the true beneficiary of the business. Not to go all Marxist on you or anything (because I'm not a Marxist) but the dude or dudes who own the means of production of a commodity, either through stock or direct ownership, make money directly from the surplus value of their worker's wages. The ability to collect that surplus (and the sturctures that make such a collection possible) are the things that proceed directly from infrastructure improvements which exist only because of taxes paid by everyone including...wait for it!...the workers themselves! It is absolutely absurd to say that the worker gains an equal benefit per dollar in taxes paid to the individual who is fortunate enough to own shares or stake in the company that produces wealth directly for him or her. Marxism is dumb because the solutions it suggests are dumb; as for the problems it identifies, I would call them more or less spot-on. Besides, isn't it a relatively capitalist position that one should 'pay for what you get' and conversely that one 'gets what he pays for'? I think disproportionate tax burdens bring these principles into closer consonance with reality (something which theories, Capitalist and Marxist both, fail with pretty miserably).

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    8. Re:Before anyone asks... by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Microsoft might only be a footnote in the history books compared to their philanthropy...same for Buffet."
      You mean like Andrew Carnegie?
      Yep if the Gates foundation actually develops a vaccine that can prevent malaria then yes Microsoft will be nothing but a footnote in history. Any ruthless business practices will be pretty much forgot just because a millions of children will not have to suffer. Life just isn't fair.
      Hell if they pull it off I might actually stop putting pins in my Bill Gates voodoo doll.

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    9. Re:Before anyone asks... by alshithead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That is exactly what I mean. Who is going to really remember Microsoft and their business practices 50 years from now if the Gates' money finds a cure for malaria, AIDS, or even better...Alzheimers, diabetes, or the flu? History books usually don't tell the whole story, or at least the ones that do don't make it into the public school systems.

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    10. Re:Before anyone asks... by maxume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was thinking more along the lines of his influence on the stock market. He will be free to do things without worrying so much about how other people react to what he does. So maybe he gets a little bit of room to breathe in his old age. Maybe.

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    11. Re:Before anyone asks... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful
      half your earnings? what the hell? i make about 50k a year (i'm only 23, so give me some time). with that said, my taxes aren't anywhere even remotely in the vicinity of 50%. they're not even 33%. i think you have some extraordinarily serious issues if you're giving 50% of your income to federal, state, and local governments (combined). like a pretty hefty case of bullshit followed by some pretty intense cockmongering idiocy.

      Geez, look beyond your pay-stub, junior.

      If your income is in the $50K range you're already paying around 20% of it to Uncle Sugar in income tax alone. Now add 6.2% for Social Security. Then add 5.8% for the Social Security that is your "employer's matching contribution", as your employer already files it under the common heading of "cost of employing you". Add 2.9% for Medicare. State and local taxes nationally average a hair above 10%. We're nearly up to 45% already and I haven't even gotten into the various communications taxes, vehicle registration fees, and assorted other "non tax" levies. 50% is not at all that unreasonable an estimate.

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    12. Re:Before anyone asks... by alshithead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey, I'm just making a point. I agree mostly. The good SHOULD be emphasized over the bad as long as the good outweighs the bad, but from a historical standpoint the whole story needs to be included. You can say "He saved the world!" all you want but just don't forget to say "He did it by being a dick." too.

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    13. Re:Before anyone asks... by MMaestro · · Score: 5, Informative
      And frankly the truth is the good Carnegie has done really have out lived the harm he did.

      Uh, not really. Carnegie's complete and utter destruction of the unions cripped industrial growth for decades due to his tactics. The lack of a minimum wage (pay wages in the CENTS per day and the Ford Model T was priced at a 'cheap' $350), the methodology of simply decreasing workers' pay instead of increasing productivity or quality (sales are down? Fire some workers while maintaining the status quo!) and his own self-proclaimed "it was necessary at the time for the growth of the nation" while creating a permanent lower working class group of people in the U.S. (Oh yeah, building libraries is real helpful at a time when child labor is commonplace.)

      Carnegie was a fool, even in retrospect. By the time his charities were felt by the masses, his company had already left its mark. Corporate intimidation and bullying was used for decades (and arguably to this day). Violence between factory owners and factory workers sparked on and off WELL into the 20th century. Unions have NEVER shaken off the image of essentially being puppet creations made by the corporations for calming the masses (unions in the U.S. are a joke compared to European counterparts and in many cases are being dismantled in some industries).

    14. Re:Before anyone asks... by Saige · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do you have any clue what you're talking about?

      No estate taxes are paid until the estate is over $1.5 million from a single adult, and $3 million from a married couple. Anyone who has a large enough estate to get taxed is not, by any means, considered part of the "middle class", let alone poor. $1.8 million puts the estate into the top %0.05 of the nation. And then there's the fact that family farms and businesses get even more exemptions.

      Only the rich are even subject to the estate tax.

      Claiming that the estate tax affects poor and middle class folks is completely and totally a baldfaced lie.

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  2. Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The man who dies thus rich, dies disgraced,"

    --Andrew Carnegie

  3. Hope it was worth it? by Philomathie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd never pay that much to get into the Guiness Book of Records

  4. No free rides by Valacosa · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From Wikipedia:
    "He is opposed to the transfer of great fortunes from one generation to the next."
    That's a stand-up man, right there. It's a sign he believes everyone should earn their own fortune, no free rides - even for his own children.

    Bravo, sir.
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    1. Re:No free rides by psychofox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You haven't quite got his stance right.

      From the article, he says

      "I still believe in the philosophy - FORTUNE quoted me saying this 20 years ago - that a very rich person should leave his kids enough to do anything but not enough to do nothing."

      A great quote, I think.

      [The FORTUNE article was "Should You Leave It All to the Children?" Sept. 29, 1986.]

    2. Re:No free rides by yfnET · · Score: 5, Interesting

      “Although the United States is seen as a world of opportunity, the reality may be different. Some studies have shown that it is easier for poorer children to rise through society in many European countries than in America. There is a particular fear about the engine of American meritocracy, its education system. Only 3% of students at top colleges come from the poorest quarter of the population. Poor children are trapped in dismal schools, while richer parents spend ever more cash on tutoring their offspring.”

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      Leaders / The United States

      Inequality and the American Dream
      Jun 15th 2006
      From The Economist print edition

      The world’s most impressive economic machine needs a little adjusting

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      MORE than any other country, America defines itself by a collective dream: the dream of economic opportunity and upward mobility. Its proudest boast is that it offers a chance of the good life to everybody who is willing to work hard and play by the rules. This ideal has made the United States the world’s strongest magnet for immigrants; it has also reconciled ordinary Americans to the rough side of a dynamic economy, with all its inequalities and insecurities. Who cares if the boss earns 300 times more than the average working stiff, if the stiff knows he can become the boss?

      Look around the world and the supremacy of “the American model” might seem assured. No other rich country has so successfully harnessed the modern juggernauts of technology and globalisation. The hallmarks of American capitalism—a willingness to take risks, a light regulatory touch and sharp competition—have spawned enormous wealth. “This economy is powerful, productive and prosperous,” George Bush boasted recently, and by many yardsticks he is right. Growth is fast, unemployment is low and profits are fat. It is hardly surprising that so many other governments are trying to “Americanise” their economies—whether through the European Union’s Lisbon Agenda or Japan’s Koizumi reforms.

      Yet many people feel unhappy about the American model—not least in the United States. Only one in four Americans believes the economy is in good shape. While firms’ profits have soared, wages for the typical worker have barely budged. The middle class—admittedly a vague term in America—feels squeezed. A college degree is no longer a passport to ever-higher pay. Now politicians are playing on these fears. From the left, populists complain about Mr Bush’s plutocratic friends exporting jobs abroad; from the right, nativists howl about immigrants wrecking the system.

      A global argument
      The debate about the American model echoes far beyond the nation’s shores. Europeans have long held that America does not look after its poor—a prejudice reinforced by the ghastly scenes after Hurricane Katrina. The sharp decline in America’s image abroad has much to do with foreign policy, but Americanisation has also become synonymous with globalisation. Across the rich world, global competition is forcing economies to become more flexible, often increasing inequality; Japan is one example (see article). The logic of many non-Americans is that if globalisation makes their economy more like America’s, and the American model is defective, then free trade and open markets must be bad.

      This debate mixes up three arguments—about inequality, meritocracy and immigration. The word that America should worry about most is the one you hear least—meritocracy.

      Begin with inequality. The flip-side of America’s economic dynamism is that it has become more unequal—but in a more complex way than fir

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  5. Easy to give money when you are rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mark 12: 41-44

    41 And he sat down opposite the treasury, and watched the multitude putting money into the treasury. Many rich people put in large sums.
    42 And a poor widow came, and put in two copper coins, which make a penny.
    43 And he called his disciples to him, and said to them, "Truly, I say to you, this poor widow has put in more than all those who are contributing to the treasury.
    44 For they all contributed out of their abundance; but she out of her poverty has put in everything she had, her whole living."

  6. So the "Humanity Prize" by cybrthng · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't good enough for you? The prize for abolishing disease, starvation, education and humanity isn't worthy?

    come on

  7. Re:Nice but ... by pdclarry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    None of the $30 billion is coming from Microsoft. It's coming from Warren Buffet's stock in Berkshire Hathaway, the company he founded. The existing endowment of the Gates Foundation comes from Bill Gates' stock in MS, and is a result (if you will) of MS's monopoly and predatory practices.

    There is a long tradition of this (supporting charities through monopolistic profits), such as the Carnegie Foundation, the Russell Sage Foundation, the Ford Foundation, etc. Bill and Melinda are following in the footsteps of their capitalist predecessors.

    The question of whether a charity should accept money from donors with questionable business ethics has been long debated and never resolved. George Bernard Shaw wrote several plays about this question, and he didn't have an answer. His best was probably Major Barbara, in which the Salvation Army must decide whether or not to accept support from a gin distiller and an arms manufacturer.

  8. Gates shoots the moon by rifftide · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Gates is an avid card player so he might even appreciate the analogy. He's done some evil things, but it came out all right in the end because he's donating practically all his winnings to charity, and doing so at a relatively young age. Had he not been so greedy and obsessed, a much broader spectrum of people in the software business might have become wealthy or affluent, and we would undoubtedly have had a more interesting marketplace ecology in the personal computing business over the past 15 years. But I doubt that the incremental contributions to charity would have had nearly the same impact that Gates and Buffett are making now.

    He and Buffett will be remembered as great Americans for their charity, while his past role as founder and leader of Microsoft will be debated for decades.

  9. No, it IS funny. And you can't be serious. by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, that's not funny. Maybe if their practices weren't so predatory then we wouldn't have to donate so much to charity because the original companies would still be around...

    So, let's see here... the Gates foundation does things like fix up millions of kids with innoculations they wouldn't otherwise get, bringsd truckloads of networking infrastructure to places like New Orleans when the local government doesn't have a chance of procuring it on their own that fast, provides millions for scholarships, and so on. Are you actually suggesting that if Netscape had managed to make a real go at being a stand-alone business, or if BeOS had thrived, that there wouldn't be no place for the billions in philanthropy that Gates is doing?

    Are are you certain that part of Netscape's plans included clinics in Africa? Or that despite Novell being largely annoying in so many ways, they would have somehow also gotten into fund raising if they'd pursuaded more people to stick with their NOS? You're trying to set up a false dichotomy just because you like demonizing Bill.

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  10. Re:Warren... DUDE.. spare a dime? by Xerxes1729 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft is not evil. They engage in some unfair business practices, and make a lot of pretty mediocre products. To call that evil trivializes truly evil actions, like the ongoing genocide in Sudan. Do people on here even realize how fortunate they are to be able to devote their time to complaining about DRM or IE security holes? How many people have died because of Microsoft? Few, if any. How many people can be saved by things like vaccination programs? Millions. Gates is no saint, but what he's doing is good, and he deserves to be applauded for it.

  11. Charity as a tool by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First off it's not real charity.
    Much of it is simply targeted to block F/OSS. Even the actual charity parts deal with dumping millions on ineffective, corrective treatments involving expensive medications and getting some level of matching funding from the local governments. And those expensive medications come from big pharmas which, surprise, Gates is heavily invested in.

    There is also a strong element of PR in the Foundation: since 1995 MS has had various plans on how to direct corporate giving in ways that guarantee the greatest returns to the company. We've also been seeing loads and loads of vanity puff-pieces appearing across a wide variety of news publications. The NYT even publishes ones written by (or ghost written for) Chairman Gates himself.

    The point here is that in this case it appears that charity is simply being used as tool to affect the market in ways that lobbying and plain old sales can't. It allows individual institutions or regions to be targeted quickly with a level of speed that defending governments and businesses have trouble reacting to.

    It's seems that with this infusion of funding from Buffet, MS, through the Gates Foundation, crosses the line from being a lobbying entity to being fully a political/ideological movement.

    Welcome to the next level.

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  12. Re:85%! by mccp · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Today, with a $60 billion fortune, Gates is both hated and loved. Unlike many, he has promised to contribute over 90% of his wealth to charities when the big guy calls his number." 90% of the richest man is more than 85% of the second richest man. Gates is just being more low-key about it.

  13. Just One Problem by istartedi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While Warren may trust Bill and Melinda to use the money wisely (he is older and probably anticipates dying before them), what happens when Bill and Melinda are gone too? What do we end up with? Well, we could end up with another Ford Foundation. In other words, it could end up straying from some of the common-sense approaches applied now, such as distributing mosquito nets to prevent malaria. It could degenerate into an organization with a questionable agenda, or an organization that simply parcels out donations to other orgs, the primary results of which are (though probably not intentionally) to finance the lifestyles of the "chattering class" in Washington DC and various other world capitols. So, Bill and Melinda, while you still have time, you need to figure out a way to keep that from happening. Poor people can't eat UN studies, and no "blue ribbon commission" ever swatted a single mosquito. When the visionaries pass on, it's inevitable that the committees take over. Maybe that's why Carnegie built libraries in his own lifetime. Today, many are still in use, and there's only so much lunacy that can take place in a building, whereas a monied organization can create no end of politically-oriented drivel.

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  14. Copyrights by yfnET · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leaders / Copyrights

    A radical rethink
    Jan 23rd 2003
    From The Economist print edition

    The best way to foster creativity in the digital age is to overhaul current copyright laws

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    CRITICS have derided a 1998 extension of American copyrights as the “Mickey Mouse Protection Act” because it stopped early images of the Disney company’s mascot from entering the public domain. But such laws, they argue, are no joke. Extending and strengthening copyrights, they claim, will help a handful of big corporations crush creativity in the digital age. On the contrary, say Hollywood studios and big record companies. Without stronger copyright protection, a wave of piracy will destroy their industries, depriving consumers everywhere of a broad choice of movies, music and books.

    Last week America’s Supreme Court weighed into what is rapidly becoming a nasty worldwide battle about the scope and enforcement of copyrights, by rejecting a challenge to the 1998 law on constitutional grounds. But even as it upheld the law, the court expressed misgivings. Blistering dissents from two justices dismissed the 20-year extension of copyright as unwarranted, and even the majority’s opinion hinted that Congress’s decision may have been “unwise”.

    The court’s ambivalence is understandable. The growing quarrel over copyright is just one of the many difficult issues thrown up by the spread of the internet and related technologies (see our survey of the internet society in this issue). But of all these issues, the copyright battle is becoming one of the most urgent, and bitterly fought, because it could yet determine the future character of cyberspace itself.

    Both sides have a point. Digital piracy does indeed threaten to overwhelm so-called “content” industries. As the power and reach of the internet continue to grow, the illicit trading of perfect copies may well devastate the music, movie and publishing industries. The content industries want to protect themselves with anti-copying technology, backed by stronger laws. So far, they have been at loggerheads with technology firms about how to implement such schemes (see article). But a deal between Hollywood and Silicon Valley is likely eventually. Critics are right to fear that, when such a deal is struck, it will be in the interests of big firms, not the public.

    A grand new bargain
    The alternative is to return to the original purpose of copyright, something no national legislature has yet been willing to do. Copyright was originally the grant of a temporary government-supported monopoly on copying a work, not a property right. Its sole purpose was to encourage the circulation of ideas by giving creators and publishers a short-term incentive to disseminate their work. Over the past 50 years, as a result of heavy lobbying by content industries, copyright has grown to such ludicrous proportions that it now often inhibits rather than promotes the circulation of ideas, leaving thousands of old movies, records and books languishing behind a legal barrier. Starting from scratch today, no rational, disinterested lawmaker would agree to copyrights that extend to 70 years after an author’s death, now the norm in the developed world.

    Digital technologies are not only making it easier to copy all sorts of works, but also sharply reducing the costs of creating or distributing them, and so also reducing the required incentives. The flood of free content on the internet has shown that most creators do not need incentives that stretch across generations. To reward those who can attract a paying audience, and the firms that support them, much shorter copyrights would be enough. The 14-year term of the original 18th-centur

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  15. Re:seriously by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I'm not at all sure that I trust the B&MG Foundation to spend their money in a way that would be selected by the masses."

    You don't "trust" the Gates Foundation to spend their money as you would see fit? Well, whoop-dee-doo!

    Wow, I knew that slashdotters were an arrogant lot (you know, the whole "I know everything there is to know about tech, I'm God's gift to the tech industry, I look down upon anyone that accepts money for programming, blah blah blah" mindset), but to question how others go about their own charitable work? That is the height of arrogance. Look, I know it's very painful for you Gates haters to hear about his charitable work, but grow up. I really doubt that Gates gives a damn whether you "trust" they way he donates money to various causes. If you haven't contributed to the foundation, then it's not your place to "trust" the way it's spent, as it's none of your business. You don't like the causes that Gates contributes to? Then don't contribute to his foundation, simple. Good grief.

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  16. Re:Fool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Incredibly enough, some people have higher priorities than space hotels or a moon base, things like not starving to death today, having children without passing HIV to them, or learning how to read. I know it's tough to empathize with such ignorant and short-sighted people but they are out there...

  17. Re:seriously by drsmithy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    To recap, I said I don't trust the Foundation to do what the masses would want, ie, if put to a vote what would The People opt to do with such collossal resources?

    The People (tm) would vote for fuel subsidies and tax cuts. Just like they do every time they can.

    I already "donated" several times by buying copies of Windows.

    Purchase != Donation.

    As it happens I also give every month to Concern Worldwide via direct debit and to put it bluntly, I would rather I was able to allocate my wealth to charities of my choosing rather than letting Gates do it for me ....

    Then do that. But don't be hypocritical and criticise him for not letting you choose where your "wealth to charities" can go while simultaneously saying you should be able to dictate to him where his "wealth to charities" is apportioned.

  18. In other news... by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates liquidates all assets of Melinda & Gates Foundation and vanishes into thin air as the World's richest & second richest man...