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World's Fastest Internet Cafe

Thyrus writes "An internet cafe offering connections 50 times faster than typical broadband services has opened in Cornwall. Computers at Goonhilly satellite station, on the Lizard peninsula in Cornwall, are connected to BT's global internet protocol network. That means users can download data at speeds of up to 100 megabits per second (Mbps). It is thought to be the first time such high speeds have been seen at a UK internet cafe. The service will be free to visitors."

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  1. Hmmmmmm too much hype by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First, I am glad they said in the UK, because 100mbit cyber cafes aren't special everywhere.

    Also, I notice they have had to tip toe around what it can be used for:

    Adrian Hosford of BT said: "It would be possible to use the cafe's computers to download in less than 15 minutes a file the equivalent size of the DVD version of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, with its 19,000 illustrations, 629 audio and video clips and 100,000 articles.

    It seems like they are trying almost too hard to explain how quick it is, afterall, I never rate my downloads in terms of how many "dvd copies of a paper encyclopedia with illustrations and video clips" I just say its shit-hot.
    We need it in terms we can understand like how many TPG/s can we view?
    will google earth run smoothly without appearing to break up or pixelate no matter where I zoom or rotate to?
    can I wipe out my friends in CS:S by having a l33t connection?

    Another article I was reading earlier about this mentions why the special people were chosen to open it:


    The new internet café will be officially declared open by Helston Community College pupils Chloe Smith and James Evans, both aged 17, who have demonstrated outstanding acumen in the field of information technology.

    from here.

    (Yes, sisco appear to be hyping this more than the BBC, but then again they supplied some of the high tech equipment.

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    1. Re:Hmmmmmm too much hype by tomknight · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But the best part of the Cisco release: "The first antenna, known as Arthur, was built to track the Telstar satellite and received the first live transatlantic television broadcasts from the United States in 1962. Arthur today is a grade II listed building and is still in operational service." Now I might be bit of a saddo but I actually found that interesting.

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    2. Re:Hmmmmmm too much hype by revlayle · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...I never rate my downloads in terms of how many "dvd copies of a paper encyclopedia with illustrations and video clips"...

      That's exactly correct. You measure them in "Library of Congresses"... duh!

  2. In other news by utopianfiat · · Score: 5, Funny

    The world's biggest Adult Theater is opening up next door. Coincidence?

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  3. Not that impressive by CBHighlander · · Score: 5, Insightful

    100Mbps connections are not that uncommon. Besides, it's the overall download speed that counts, and that is often determined downstream from you local connection. The bandwidth bottleneck is rarely (if ever) your local connection speed.

    1. Re:Not that impressive by rkww · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to wikipedia the cafe has a 1Gb pipe. The 100Mbit connections are to the desktop.

  4. in other news... by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, if they notice a suspicious looking network cable snaking out to the curb and in through a barely opened car window, it might mean that this former St. Petersburg, Florida resident has moved to the UK, and is, apparently, still not a coffee drinker.

  5. Moving in... by infosec_spaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    So...it is free for guests, what if I want to move in? Would I have to pay for it :o)

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  6. Re:Can't be cheap? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Informative

    the 61 dishes were there already.

    Its a massive communications centre.
    the cafe is just a tiny part of it which they have hooked into the direct net feed.

    Like having the microwave at springfield nuclear power plant linked directly to the reactor core.

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  7. YES! by gerddie · · Score: 5, Funny

    bistromathics is the answer. Finally, they understand ...

  8. Re:Can't be cheap? by utopianfiat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, if you don't pay your tab, you might have to wash the dishes...

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  9. Free super-fast internet... by celardore · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But how much does a cup of coffee cost??

  10. Goonhilly? Lizard Peninsula? by bunions · · Score: 4, Funny

    are you kidding me?

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  11. obquote by Speare · · Score: 5, Funny

    I first heard of Goonhilly from a hardly-noticed story I once read. Not being a European, I had to look it up at the time to see what the hell it was.

    The planet beneath them was almost perfectly oblivious of their presence, which was just how they wanted it for the moment. The huge yellow somethings went unnoticed at Goonhilly, they passed over Cape Canaveral without a blip, Woomera and Jodrell Bank looked straight through them -- which was a pity because it was exactly the sort of thing they'd been looking for all these years.

    No real relevance, I just like the name Goonhilly.

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  12. wtf? by breckinshire · · Score: 5, Funny
    Computers at Goonhilly satellite station, on the Lizard peninsula in Cornwall...
    Really, now, you HAVE to be making this up...
  13. This screams publicity stunt by 99luftballon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would you need a connection that fast in an internet cafe? Users will be checking mail and news, not downloading "Cornish gone Wild" Vol 3.

  14. Re:Goonhilly? Lizard Peninsula? by bunions · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Judge: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. [to Lisa] Don't worry, it's just a name.

    [Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters]

    Lisa: He said it was just a name!
    Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

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  15. Re:Article is garbage - don't read it by lebski · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sounds to me like you haven't been around much for the last few years. Alright UK internet access isn't the best but unless you live right in the middle of nowhere you can certainly get ADSL speeds. 90% of uk households according to this (alright I've never heard of them but it was this or theregister).

    Personally I get 8mbs (theoretically) more like 6.5mbs in practice. Where I live you can get up to 24mbs if you feel like it. Telewest (if they are still called that) are trialing a 100mbs connection to a few select areas and offer 10mbs to their other customers. Let's be honest it's nothing like your description.