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Microsoft To Release 'iPod Killer' at Christmas?

ShellFish writes "According to a report from Engadget, Microsoft is poised to finally take on the Apple iPod this holiday season. Tired of uninspiring offerings from its hardware partners, Microsoft is getting into the ring itself. The new media player from Microsoft will feature a bigger screen than the iPod Video, have built-in WiFi for downloading music without a PC, and Microsoft will work with music and TV content providers to build an iTunes Music Store competitor. In what may be the crucial competitive stroke, Microsoft will also allow you to download from its store any song that you've purchased from Apple, unlocking users from iPod's vendor lock-in."

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  1. Not only that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll be built with the reliability and simplicity you've come to expect from Microsoft.

    1. Re:Not only that... by MarkByers · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:Not only that... by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...when you wash your clothes.

      Umm, just what part of the Internet do you think you're in? You seem a little lost.

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  2. Ipod killer? Not unless... by SoCalChris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not unless it has wireless, and more space than a Nomad. Otherwise it's just lame.

  3. Does it literally kill ipods? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I point it at someone dancing around like an idiot in public, and it explodes their ipod? I'll take two for dual wield.

  4. also.. by solidtransient · · Score: 5, Funny

    But wait, there's more! Microsoft's iPod killer will also: - double as a powered beard trimmer (small fees apply per trim) - provide a conveneint space to store change (small fees apply per coin) - allow you to pause time and move really fast (small fees apply per pause) - allow you to transport from one place to another (small fees apply per transport) - melt competitor iPods within 30 feet of the device (free of charge!)

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  5. Re:Oragami by sdpuppy · · Score: 5, Funny
    "What ever happened to that Oragami thing?"

    It was folded.

  6. Re:Stop saying iPod Killer! by DaveM753 · · Score: 5, Funny
  7. Re:Woah by Jtheletter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just wonder how/if MS will get the music cartels to agree to it, other than wholescale bombing of their headquarters' into submission by the Windows Air Force.

    "Why those are some real nice computers you got there at the RIAA, running some fancy Windows OS too. Sure would be a shame if WGA suddenly listed them all as pirated...."

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  8. Do I need to input password... by cyfer2000 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do I need to input password every time I
    • play a song
    • change volume
    • display lyrics
    • rank a song
    • display a piece of artwork related to the song
    • upload a song to the player
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  9. What their iPod killer will be... by CherniyVolk · · Score: 4, Funny


    You know how you can order an iPod from Apple with a custom etching on the back?

    Microsoft just placed an order for a few thousand blue iPods with "Microsoft" etched on the back. Internal reports suggest they won't even bother opening up the boxes as they come in the mail, instead just redirect them to their "customers".

  10. Re:Not going to buy it by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have no interest in a video or audio ipod, nor do I have interest in this. Why should i? If I want an MP3 player I'll get a much cheaper generic one that is less likely to be stolen and doesn't involve brand name price inflation. If I want a portable video player I'll get a PSP and hack it.

    If by 'hacking', you mean: insert a memory card with a movie on it and click 'play', then by all means, hack away mr. hacker!