Is Graduate School Useful in Today's World?
An anonymous reader wonders: "gradschoolstory.com has an entry on the Top 10 Reasons to go to Graduate School in the Modern World. Why did Slashdot readers go to graduate school and what did they get out of it?"
a graduate degree!
Assuming they graduated from said graduate school...
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Well, it's pretty obvious one thing you didn't get out of it: a working knowledge of English grammar.
You know what they say about Yale graduates, don't you? They always find a way to work into the conversation that they're from Yale. =) Either that, or they weren't taught not to pee on their hands. I forget which.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Knowing how to spell it is the first step to getting it, you know.
So a couple of people are walking in New Haven, and they come across this guy.
"Where are you from?", they ask.
"Yale."
"And what's your name?"
"Yonathan Yones."
If you had received a quality education, you could have figured out what was wrong with that statement.
How many ways can one spell the word "embittered?"
Ten, apparently.