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Walmart Tries to Emulate MySpace

mattsucks writes to tell us that according to AdAge, retail behemoth WalMart is trying desperately to target the MySpace demographic with a new, and highly sanitized, site designed to appeal to teens. From the article: "It's a quasi-social-networking site for teens designed to allow them to 'express their individuality,' yet it screens all content, tells parents their kids have joined and forbids users to e-mail one another. Oh, and it calls users 'hubsters' -- a twist on hipsters that proves just how painfully uncool it is to try to be cool."

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  1. Re:AdSpace by Kiffer · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Damn it, those kids better not have anyone drinking water in their submission!

    Water is not a beverage.
  2. Re:AdSpace by BrynM · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Water is not a beverage.
    Umm... Beverage: any liquid suitable for drinking
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  3. About the song... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Walmart Trys to Emulate MySpace

    Since when is Wal*Mart good for getting laid?

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  4. Re:Grammar Nazi... by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nitpick all you like, he was right about one thing... the use of the word "trys" in the headline was poor English.

  5. Re:Grammar Nazi... by xoran99 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    The only acceptable time for "trys" is when you're on the way to "tryst".

    First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
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  6. Re:Grammar Nazi... by Adhemar82 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What does a Monty Python quote have to do with a tryst?

  7. Or is it the coolest site ever? by kngofwrld · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm going to join this site just to be ironic, dude.

  8. Re:Grammar Nazi... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The only acceptable time for "trys" is when you're on the way to "tryst"

    Very nice turn of phrase! I wonder, how many "trys" does it take to make a "tryst"? It never seems to work for me, no matter how many "trys" :(

    "Trys" does lead to one other seldom-used word: trysexual. From Wikipedia:

    Trisexual (sometimes trysexual) is either an extension of, or a pun on bisexual. In its more serious usage, it indicates an interest in transgender persons in addition to cissexual men and women. In its more humorous usage, it refers to someone who will try any sexual experience.

    Of course, we must take this definition with a grain of salt, given its source. Especially in light of the Wikipedia article for cisgender, which reads in part:

    The first recorded Usenet post of cisgender was in the alt.transgendered usenet group in 1994 by Dana Leland Defosse. In April of 1996, Carl Buijs, a transsexual man from the Netherlands said in a usenet posting "As for the origin; I just made it up".

    So...not really a word then, unless you are a transgendered grammar Nazi. Never mind, then ...

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  9. Re:AdSpace by BrynM · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Yes, but there are more definitions: Google.com, Answers.com, Wiktionary. Particularly "Any one of various liquids for drinking, usually excluding water"/"A liquid to be consumed, usually excluding water; a drink".
    Those aren't actual dictionaries. However, I did some looking and got mixed results. Rather than avoid a definiotion-off, I will agree that there are multiple meanings - some excluding water. Unfortunately that only makes the rule more vague. I really expected them to put an "alcoholic" before beverages since the rule otherwise dealt with illegal acts for most minors. You hopefuly agree that it seems odd.
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  10. Re:AdSpace by Kiffer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm sorry but water is not a beverage.

    from Dictionary.com
    Beverage
            Any one of various liquids for drinking, usually excluding water.

    from the Compact Oxford English Dictionary
    Beverage
      noun a drink other than water.

    From OED.
    Beverage
    1. Drink, liquor for drinking; esp. a liquor which constitutes a common article of consumption.
    2. A 'draught' which has been brewed, and must be drunk...

  11. Careful what you wish for by Ilgaz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I use OS X so they are "nicer" to us.. They shipped Flash 9 final , as we can't find anywhere "what's new", all could only guess there must be some better performance, compatibility fixes and even unlisted security fixes.

    We updated.

    Result? Sites claim we don't have Flash installed! Yes, not "older" version problem, just because "newer" version problem.

    I tried to downgrade a program/plugin first time in my life as result of it. If I could find the 8.22...

    Flash professionals (very common on OS X) claim a reasonable reason: A very widely used Flash detector script was not coded with anything higher than 8 in mind. As Adobe (new boss!) does not come up with an official explanation, that is what I believe.

    If that detector is widely used (including my bank!), couldn't they try to add some hack of backwards compatibility?

    As far as I know, x86's have some compatibility features dating back to 1980s.

    What do they suggest? Contact millions of web page authors?

    I try not being negative but it is the first time I saw a problem happens when you get a newer flash plugin. I can't remember anything like that since version 1.0, never filtered it in my life too. Congrats Adobe?

  12. Re:Grammar Nazi... by zalle · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    /could
    //you
    ///please
    ////leave
    /////the
    //////slashes
    ///////on
    ////////fark?
    Apparently I have too few characters per line. Hope this helps.

  13. Re:Grammar Nazi... by OakDragon · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    They cut and pasted the title, yet still managed to insert a new spelling error anyway!
    It's a new Firefox extension.