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Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA

suntory writes "Paul Thurrott, one of the most important Microsoft advocates, has been bitten by Windows Genuine Advantage. As some Slashdot users have reported, Paul installed a bunch of updates in his machine and now Microsoft thinks that he is using pirated software." From the post: "Truthfully, I can only imagine what triggered these alerts. The software was installed to a VM a long time ago and archived on my server. I no doubt used a copy of XP MCE 2005 that I had received as part of my MSDN subscription. If the WGA alerts are to be believed, it's possible that Microsoft thinks I've installed this software on too many machines, though that seems unlikely to me. I can't really say. Anyway, that's what it looks like to be a suspected pirate. Like many people who will see these alerts, I don't believe I did anything wrong. I'm sure that's going to be a common refrain in this new era of untrusting software and companies. Ah well."

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  1. Doc Leaf by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can remove the sting from WGA bites by wiping some doc leaves over your keyboard and mouse.

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  2. Only one thing to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nelson's Ha Ha!

  3. Well, look on the bright side... by andytrevino · · Score: 5, Funny

    at least Microsoft doesn't play favorites!

  4. Ob by MisterSquid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like he's been Thurrottled. ba-DUM tish

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  5. Sadly Enough... by alphasubzero949 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thurrott will still be ranting and raving about how much Windows is light years ahead of OS X and Linux.

    1. Re:Sadly Enough... by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thurrott will still be ranting and raving about how much Windows is light years ahead of OS X and Linux.

      But it is! Windows has had product activation for years, and now they've come up with something even better. Apple has yet to give me any way to make sure that my copy of OS X is Genuine! Using my copy of OS X without knowing whether or not it's Genuine is nerve-wracking.

      And don't even get me started on those Linux people! ;)

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  6. UGA - equivalent of WGA for Ubuntu users by dolson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ubuntu users everywhere were jealous when they heard about how Microsoft Windows users get this kind of authenticity test, whereas Linux users have no such thing. Well, fret not! I have been hard at work programming the equivalent for Linux users. The first release I give you is UGA - the Ubuntu Genuine Advantage. (More versions for other distros coming soon.) Here are the steps to follow for Ubuntu users: 1) Hit Alt+F2. 2) Paste this into the text entry box: zenity --info --text "Your copy of Ubuntu is valid.\nThank you for not pirating it\!" 3) Click Run. Enjoy!

    1. Re:UGA - equivalent of WGA for Ubuntu users by Aladrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      OMG, it said:

      "Could not run the specified command."

      Does this mean my Ubuntu is pirated!?!/!111!one!!?!

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  7. Re:bit by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny
    a moose once bit my sister..
    Flipsy, it was a møøse.
  8. Hunt it Down . . . by SvetBeard · · Score: 3, Funny

    and shoot it. We need to check for rabies!

  9. Re:Genuine Disadvantage by Crazyscottie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oooh, I know, I know!

    By allowing companies to install spyware through holes in Internet Explorer?

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  10. Re:He simply doesn't get it by HotBlackDessiato · · Score: 2, Funny
    Those court proceedings are sapping resources from Microsoft.
    God if that were only true.
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  11. Yet another reason to buy a Mac by Enrique1218 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When are you Windows users ever going to learn? You guys are just like abused women who just can't seem to get out of the relationship. You may be financially dependent. Emotionally dependent (unusual). Physically (gaming, porn, gambling; even more weird). Microsoft doesn't trust you, manipulates you, gouges you, and neglects you! You need to ditch that guy! With Windows, you are not a user but just plain used! You need to give that artistic guy who always dresses good and seems to be gay a chance. Perhaps, you might like the geeky awkward guy who needs some work to bring him around!

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  12. Re:Bigger man than I by rbochan · · Score: 4, Funny
    That's yet another person who'll refuse to look at alternatives and will stick with Microsoft. Why? I don't know, I really don't ... and I find it scary.

    "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
    "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
    "I did," said Ford, "it is."
    "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
    "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
    "You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
    "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
    "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
    "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
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  13. Reminds me of a Simpson quote by botik32 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of a Simpson quote:

    Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.
    Homer: Ooo, that's bad.
    Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt!
    Homer: That's good!
    Old man: The frozen yogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: That's bad.
    Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
    Homer: That's good!
    Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate...
    Homer: (confused look)
    Old man: That's bad.
    Homer: Can I go now?

  14. Contributing back by Jaxoreth · · Score: 3, Funny
    The first release I give you is UGA - the Ubuntu Genuine Advantage.
    You're going to contribute this back to Debian, right?

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