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Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List
An anonymous reader writes "The Denver Channel 7 News reports that federal air marshals are operating under a quota for reporting a minimum number of suspicious travelers which is resulting in innocent people being placed on a secret government watch list. From the article: 'These unknowing passengers who are doing nothing wrong are landing in a secret government document called a Surveillance Detection Report, or SDR.'"
It was posted anonymously...
"We are all geniuses when we dream"
- E.M. Cioran
Well, I wouldn't call it a secret anymore.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
Good thing I'm too broke to fly.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
The marshalls should just put everyone under the age of 5 on the "no fly" list. Marshall's meet their quota, and the flight is much more enjoyable for everyone else. Everybody wins.
YRO would be too suspicious. Let's not make their jobs easier, eh?
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
Just got my ass chewed out for being under quota. Gotta keep my eyes open. But look ,over there, by the window. That frail old lady kind of looks suspicious to me. Got kind of an evil look about her. And what's that in her hands? OMG - Holy crap - knitting needles!! Quick, take her down she might just be trying to knit....
(wait for it)
AN AFGHAN!
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
"Innocent passengers are being entered into an international intelligence database as suspicious persons, acting in a suspicious manner on an aircraft ... and they did nothing wrong," said one federal air marshal.
2006.07.25 DenverChannel malsaid "unorthodox" as "suspicious". rectify.
I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.
What is truly remarkable that the article uses the word suspicious, the summary uses the word suspicious and yet you still spell it suspitious more than once.
Please stop showing the world how lousy our public school system is. I thank you in advance for your cooperation.
I think these guys are spending too much time looking for possible terrorists and not enough time on the real threats.
Like snakes.
What I'm really scared of is mothaf*cking snakes on mothaf*cking planes!
If this signature is witty enough, maybe somebody will like me.
Bush that you???
'...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
Yeah, them damn hicks out west don't know squat.
Excuse me, but we "hicks" are in the south, not west, thank you very much.
If a baby duck is a "duckling," why would anyone want to eat "dumplings?"
But seriously, could being in the US Army qualify? You have training which might be considered threatening? Maybe not, might depend on what you did in the Army. Demo expert? Hand to hand combat? Maybe your are considered an asset to the bad guys?
I was a 31V, cross-trained as a 31C. That is, I field-serviced two-way radios, and I did a little training as a RATT operator (radio teletype, for long-range communication). If the bad guys need a handset on a PRC-77 or their RC-524 replaced, I could do it. Not that I would.
Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
He should be on the list. Just yesterday he threw his ball into my yard and WALKED ON MY GRASS TO GET IT! Then HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!
I have a relatively common anglo name (like John Doe)
Were you in the band X?
Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
LOL a pilot on the no-fly list! That is so rich!
Strategic Data Report
26 July, 2006
Agent: StikyPad
Subject: mrxak
Individual was seen on Wednesday July 26, at approximately 0619 making suspicious inquiries regarding the nature of data categorization and storage. The subject posed as a "concerned reader," and asked what appeared to be harmless questions, however informants have stated that he may, in fact, have been planning to submit his own stories to improper categories. Surveillance indicates that this is just the beginning of a massive campaign of disinformation and misinformation designed to thwart intelligence collection and law enforcement capabilities -- clearly a grave threat to national security.
It is further believed that "mrxak" may actually be an alias, however his true identity has yet to be discovered. Subject must remain under continued observation at all times.
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Haha.. made quota!
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
I didn't know that Anonymous Coward was a relatively common anglo name. Clearly, though, with a name like that, the cowboys will hate you.
Oh, and build a secret army while I'm at it for when the Feds come accusing me of voluntarily leaving paradise, because NOBODY leaves paradise. Everyone should be a happy little Borg.
We are the fire that lights our world.. and we are the fire that consumes it.
Obviously this does not apply to an Air Marshall who gets drunk and falls asleep on the plane but is the guy on the De Moines to Bend Oregon run going to find as many suspicious people as the guy on the NY to Boston run?
Sorry, but having stayed in both cities, I can categorically state there there is no valid earthly reason to be in either Des Moines, IA or Bend, OR. Obviously there's something truly fishy going on.
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You catch enchiladas by picking them up behind the head and holding them underwater until they don't kick anymore -VeGas
It's not their fault there's so many people named Anonymous Coward. You could just login.
What?
I'm glad I live in China...
Anyone who opposes these watch list quotas hates freedom and productivity!
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.