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Largest Object in the Universe Discovered

prostoalex writes "Quick, think of the largest object you can imagine. Whatever your imagination delivered it probably wasn't an 'enormous amoeba-like structure 200 light-years wide and made up of galaxies and large bubbles of gas,' a newly found object, as USA Today reports."

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  1. Gee, Captain... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like we've got the Immunity Syndrome.

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  2. No way by Eightyford · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's even bigger than Bono's ego!

    1. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I believe you are thinking of Ron Jeremy's Member

    2. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      Steve Balmer's ego doesn't even compare with the size of his internal void.

      ballmer.c: error: invalid application of `sizeof' to a void type

      Wow, it really doesn't compare! (I'm so sorry...)

  3. RTFA by Mr_Icon · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's 200 MILLION light-years wide, you dumbasses. :) I'd like to see a galaxy that fits in 200 LY, not to mention a cluster of them.

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  4. Wow, by Megaweapon · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's almost as big as my wife!

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  5. We're doomed by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Funny
    They're here already...
    The filaments were recently seen using the Subaru and Keck telescopes on Mauna Kea.
    Atleast they seem more interested in using our high-powered telescopes than enslaving mankind.
  6. Vista??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The structure we discovered and others like are probably the precursors of the largest structures we see today which contain multiple clusters of galaxies"
    So they found Windows Vista code repository...
    Largest object in the universe and full of hot gas :D

  7. Large pockets of gas?..Amend the bible? by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Funny

    And yea on the 7th day G-d rested, after taking his gas-x ; )

    *ps.. i am SOOO going to hell!

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  8. Couldn't resist by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 3, Funny

    "That's no moon......" /starwars

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  9. An enormous amoeba-like structure... by ptelligence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stuck to the lens of the telescope.

  10. Something Bigger by tawhaki · · Score: 2, Funny

    I imagined an enormous amoeba-like structure 201 million light-years wide and made up of galaxies and large bubbles of gas.

  11. I know its name!!! by Abreu · · Score: 3, Funny
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  12. Re:Submission is wrong by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it isn't really that much different from other parts of the Universe.

    You do realize that the Galatic Real Estate Agency will be sending out a team of Space Ninjas after you for trying ruin the market? Remember, in real estate, it's location, location, location!

  13. Here come the "your moms" jokes by varmint+jerky · · Score: 3, Funny

    n/t

  14. Space is big by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Space is big - really big - you just won't believe how vastly, hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. You may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."--Douglas Adams

  15. Re:This reminds me by bsander · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fear the coming of the Great White Handkerchief!

  16. Largest Object? by Shadyman · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, isn't that supposed to be "Your momma"?

  17. Re:That's 200 Million, not 200 Light Years by roseblood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Up to 200Million from 200? That's BLOATWARE if I've ever seen it.

    Microsoft OS used to work on a 8Mhz machine and now will require a 4Ghz machine(4000Mhz) to run well(MS Vista.) That's only a 500x increase. The 1,000,000 time increase here makes that look like a drop in the bucket!

    The universe making MS look good! Gotta love it.

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  18. Just an amoeba? by malvidin · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's next? A giant space crystal coming to attack Orion?

  19. Largest Object... by foxxer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet it was written in java.

  20. The Immunity Syndrome by rtobyr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've seen this before. The only way to protect ourselves is to detonate an antimatter bomb inside its nucleus.

  21. Obvious?!?!?!?! by fabu10u$ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did nobody else think of CowboyNeal, or are all those jokes getting modded down?

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  22. Fixed... by Hosiah · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Largest Object in the Universe discovered."


    Whoops, sorry. Forgot to zip up...

    1. Re:Fixed... by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoops, sorry. Forgot to zip up...

            We're talking about your mouth here right? :P

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  23. Structure? by TwoTailedFox · · Score: 0, Funny

    I thought the largest structure in the Universe was Hillary Clinton's Thighs?

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  24. Re:The largest? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wouldn't be good for the object if they started firing missiles at each other.

          Bonds are broken; bonds are created. Free radicals come into existence, start mucking everything up and are eventually soaked up. And life goes on, one way or another.

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  25. Re:That's 200 Million, not 200 Light Years by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its because he was looking through the wrong end of the telescope.

  26. Not largest by mypalmike · · Score: 2, Funny

    The largest object in the universe has to be an instance of some MFC class.

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  27. Re:That's 200 Million, not 200 Light Years by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, please, if you can't measure in Libraries of Congress, I have no time for you.

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  28. If this thing combines... by stigmato · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this thing combines with the smug cloud from George Clooney's Academy Award acceptance speech, we're all doomed!

  29. Get ready... by WhatDoIKnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new multi-hundred-thousand light year diameter, bubbly gaseous amoeba-like alpha blob overlords.

    :wq

  30. Thought this was an Enormous Mutant Star Goat by billstewart · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what they told me it was - that's why I got on this ship along with all the other telephone sanitizers...

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