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Nvidia Unveils New 64x SLI GPU Rig

The Register has an answer for the problem of what to get the graphics buff who has everything, Nvidia's new 64x SLI GPU rig. While it doesn't come cheap, a mere $17,500, it will offer rendering at around 80 billion pixels every second and a combined resolution of around 148 megapixels. The new hardware is being targeted at content creators and people doing scientific modeling, and is due to ship in September.

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  1. Please use my referral link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buy it here and I'll earn a 1% commission!

    1. Re:Please use my referral link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thanks, justjoking! I'll post a review as soon as I get it.

  2. Vista ready! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    it will offer rendering at around 80 billion pixels every second and a combined resolution of around 148 megapixels.

    Vista requirement.

    (but by the time vista comes out, these things will be cheap).

    1. Re:Vista ready! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that what's needed to run the Windows Classic interface?

  3. Mere, huh? by hawkeye_82 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ....a mere $17,500...

    I don't think that word means what you think it means...

  4. Video by certel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll take 2. Just to make sure I can play Quake 4 at the highest resolution.

    1. Re:Video by eosp · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about a nice, large 640e10x480e10 monitSegmentation fault: core dumped

  5. I'm not their target, I'm sure. by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny
    calum@torro ~ $ /usr/sbin/lspci |grep VGA
    00:05.0 VGA compatible controller: nVidia Corporation NV11 [GeForce2 MX/MX 400] (rev b2)
    calum@torro ~ $
    That's with a whopping 64MB of RAM. Woo.
    They'll not be getting me to take out a loan for that new one.
  6. Alright! by fireman+sam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Something that can run Vista.

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  7. WHOOOOOSH by Winckle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sarcasm doing mach 3 over your head.

    1. Re:WHOOOOOSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Things doing mach 3 don't make a wooshing sound.

  8. Benchmarking by DaHat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suddenly have the desire to see a 3dmark or Quake score for that rig... I imagine that it'd cause me to cry.

    1. Re:Benchmarking by B11 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I suddenly have the desire to see a 3dmark or Quake score for that rig... I imagine that it'd cause me to cry.
      or pitch a tent perhaps?
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  9. Hello, Santa... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know what I want for Christmas!

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  10. good news everyone by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    in a month they'll be 50 bucks!

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  11. More like Hello, Satan by Snarfangel · · Score: 4, Funny

    BTW, what is the going rate for souls nowadays?

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    1. Re:More like Hello, Satan by Donniedarkness · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and here to answer our question is... pop sensation, Britney Spears!

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  12. You're addicted to your computer if... by frosty_tsm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your computer costs more than your car.

    (not mine, off of a shirt I got from the ACM club at college; they also had something about Doom and a 12 step program).

  13. can you imagine by mseidl · · Score: 3, Funny

    playing tux racer on this?!?!?! How about Starcraft? Omg!!!111 1zeryg rUSh!!!!11!!loL1zer

  14. I will gladly pay you Tuesday... by Chas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just ship it right out.

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  15. Duke Nukem Foreveeeeer . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that the hardware is in place, the game we've all been waiting for can be released.

    (mod me up or mod me down, just don't leave me at zero you clown)

  16. A serious question by Curate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will this be sufficient to run Duke Nukem Forever?

  17. The $17,500.00 question by AxXium · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why?

  18. Re:(-1, Troll) or, visualize by soibudca · · Score: 5, Funny

    being welcomed as an overlord by a Beowulf cluster of these puppies in soviet Russia and still misspelling independant, accomodation and definately in an email to some old fart in Korea.

  19. Re:Targeted advertising? by Elegor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey don't knock it! I was just kicking back, flicking through the articles on Slashdot after a 48-hour non-stop marathon of unbounded sexual pleasure with three gorgeous coeds, when I noticed that ad. Intrigued, I clicked the link and read their literature. It has made me realise what a hollow, unfulfilling life I lead. A string of simple, no-strings relationships with nubile young women in their sexual prime is no life at all really. I should be spending my time more creatively, by contributing to opens source projects, or perhaps building a voice-activated peanut dispenser using Lego Mindstorms, or even boosting the signal of the wi-fi connection that I'm 'borrowing' from my neighbour with the aid of a spare vibrator wrapped in tinfoil.

    That Google ad sure hit the spot. I'll be a changed man when I return from Pine Creek!
    ...
    [removes tongue from cheek and runs for cover]

  20. Correction!!! by Khyber · · Score: 1, Funny

    640K GPUs will be all we need.

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