UCSD Biometric Vending Machine
dice writes to tell us that grad students at the University of California, San Diego (UCSD) are creating the first biometric vending machine. The current machine comes equipped with a barcode scanner, a fingerprint reader, and a web cam for facial recognition. One student dubbed it the "most over-designed soda machine in the world." The project, code-named "SodaVision," is the brainchild of associate professor Stefan Savage, but it was the students who really made it come to life. And yes, it runs Linux.
People sure have a lot of time on their hands!
My ZooLoo
Let me be the first to say, I'd be afraid to vote on that thing. Especially libertarian..
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(O.o) This is Bunny. (> <)
Lucky students are notoriously honest.
There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
were killed to bring us this device.
Seems really pointless when you think of vending machines that sell soft drinks and snacks, but I guess there could be a use for more-secure vending machines for higher-dollar items (like the one selling iPods I saw a month or two back).
When I read the summary I thought, "Hey this sounds pretty useless, but maybe I just missed something." Then I read the article, and I'm still thinking, "Hey this sounds pretty useless."
Open the pop bay door now...
This project is nothing! Linux on a soda machine? I've had NetBSD running on my toaster for years ;)
Now the black and white hats in the computer science department will now have a new toy to fight over. Whoever gets the most freebies wins!
Never flip off a vending machine. They carry one hell of a grudge.
..but what distro ?!!?!!!
Hello! Thank you for using soda vision! You have ingested: 250 grams of sugar today, 1,800 grams of sugar this week, and 7,212 grams this month for a grand total of 15.9 lbs! Congratulations, you are a candidate for TYPE A Diabetes!
I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type.
Big Brother knows if you prefer Pepsi or Coke, and he uses it to rape babies.
We who were living are now dying
With a little patience
> And yes, it runs Linux.
Fortunately they haven't been able to find a driver for the anal probe.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Yeah, here's the linux machine
.... ....
Bob: I want a soda
Machine:
Bob: Hello?!? I want a soda!
Machine:
Passerby: Dude, there's no decent voice recognition software for this machine yet.
Bob: Fine, I'll just put in money.
*Bob puts in dollar*
Bob: WTF?! It took my dollar, why doesn't it show my credit?
Passerby: There are no drivers for the bill counter yet. Oh, and don't bother with coins either. They haven't released those drivers either.
Bob: Well how the fuck am I supposed to get my soda?
Passerby: Well, write some drivers. Everyone should just write their own. What are you, lazy?
umm... the CS dept created it. no test subjects.
man, I feel like mold.
Talks to Diebold machines on voting days to comply with State laws. Switches you to light beer after the first six.
Cuts you off after a few too many, to keep underage students from cutting off older, sleeping roommates' fingers.