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Network Card for Gamers - Uses Linux to Reduce Lag

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the slave-to-the-ping-number dept.

Cujo writes "The folks at GDHardare have an interview with Bigfoot Networks discussing the pending release of their Killer Network Card which is said to greatly reduce in-game latency. According to the Interview, this card uses a Linux-based subsystem to do its magic."

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  1. Is it credible? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    From TFA:

    All the founders met at the University of Texas while getting their MBAs.

    Oh - and it runs FNapps, so as well as being good for games, its suitable for FNapping.
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    1. Re:Is it credible? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean they went to the University of Texas to find Linux instead of God?! I guess that answers the root question then.

  2. Klingons on the starboard bow! by cannonfodda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow the first network card with built in Bat'leth!

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  3. Oooo... Killer by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG, they named it the "KillerNIC"? Like, does this kind of advertising actually work?

    "This NIC is so hardcore it KILLED SOMEONE!"

    I can just imagine their second version coming with a muzzle a la Silence of the Lambs.

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    1. Re:Oooo... Killer by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd buy it if had a better name. Something like Xtreme NIC Ultra or something.

      And some VTEC stickers and a big-ass wing on it.

      Yeah, that'd be phat, yo!

      Pimp my NIC, bitches!

  4. It must be good !! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    It must be good! Have you seen the size of the fan on that thing ;)

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  5. Re:Pricey by bcmm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, because we thought we'd get a better FPS increase from lower network latency.

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  6. And at this point I would like to announce: by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Killer IO-APIC!

    • Dispatch those interrupts ten times faster than the enemy so you can pwn!
    • Be on the cutting edge so you can react level when those unexpected events hit!
    • Totally slam your on-line opponents with our 8259-bustin' l33tn355!

    Stay alert, kids, because we'll soon be announcing Killer Keyboard Controller with Bitchin' Gate A20 Technology!

    Pwn!

    w00t!

  7. Ted Stevens and I believe the card works by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, yes, I'd have to weigh in with everyone else, it's snakeoil. Basically, any product designed entirely by a marketting group is going to be snakeoil, and this definitely was.

    Everyone knows the internets is a series of tubes. Well, this card hurls your data through the tubes with such force that it can't possibly get stuck.

    Make sure not to point the jack at anyone. You'll shoot someone's eye out.

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    1. Re:Ted Stevens and I believe the card works by Schemat1c · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone knows the internets is a series of tubes.

      Okay that's it, I officially declare the 'internet is a series of tubes' reference not funny any more.

      Thank you.

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