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BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled

j823777 was one of several readers to point out a BBC report that "A terrorist plot to blow up planes in mid-flight from the UK to the U.S. has been disrupted, Scotland Yard has said. It is thought the plan was to detonate up to three explosive devices smuggled on aircraft in hand luggage. Police have arrested 21 people in the London area after an anti-terrorist operation lasting several months. Security at all airports in the UK has been tightened and delays are reported. MI5 has raised the UK threat level to critical — the highest possible." spo0nman adds a link to the Associated Press's coverage. Update: 08/10 12:57 GMT by T : Several readers have pointed out new restrictions imposed as a result of this plot on passengers' carry-on luggage. In the UK, nearly all possession (including laptop computers) must be carried in the cargo hold; while their rules don't yet go quite as far, U.S. airlines are stepping up their enforcement of carry-on-restrictions, including banning substances like toothpaste.

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  1. Re:Wonderful by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if the mousse in my hair will get me a trip to gitmo...

    Not if your airplane breaks the time barrier and lands in 1986.

  2. Why oh why by kahei · · Score: 5, Funny


    WHY do these terrorists specifically hate those of us who are scared of flying??

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  3. Re:TSA just anounced the new restrictions on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They better ban snakes too

  4. Security by Ed+Almos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Security at airports is not 'tightened' it's fucking impossible. Anyone travelling from the UK to the USA will find that it's quicker to walk.

    Ed Almos

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  5. Re:Questions by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    One can only wonder how long it will take some bright airport security guard to realize that blood is a liquid and insist that all passengers be cryonically frozen before boarding.

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  6. Re:No hand luggage... by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    As for sex, most of us don't find it all that difficult you know...
     
    I joined the half-mile high club. It is like the mile high club, but has half as many people.

    Seriously, I heard that they were not even allowing books - that would be shit. Having to actualy watch those stupid emergency announcements.

  7. nightmare scenario by Bazman · · Score: 5, Funny

    friends of mine are flying home from UK to Australia soon. With two small kids. And under the restrictions, no kids toys. 18 hours with two kids and nothing to keep the occupied.

    I suspect the rest of the plane would prefer a terrorist attack.

    1. Re:nightmare scenario by stephenbooth · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or just duct tape their mouth shut and put them in a dog costume then ship them in the hold.

      Stephen

      PS I don't like children

      PPS Actually doing the above may be illegal, check with the airline first

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  8. So... by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wonder what they were planning to use? Pop Rocks and soda or the new hotness of Mentos and soda?

  9. The Scottish Home Secretary by Flying+pig · · Score: 4, Funny
    Announces that us liberal left wingers just don't get it on terrorism. Judges refusing to convict without evidence, evidence which they are not allowed to see because those lefty judges are themselves security risks. Ridiculous human rights legislation that prevents him from simply locking up anybody he feels like. Over-zealous government agencies that want to investigate how the police came to shoot an unarmed man sitting harmlessly in a train and then spread FUD about it afterwards. The same idiot left wing liberals who think that perhaps if we had a more even handed and rational policy in the Middle East we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

    At the risk of being accused of covert racism, it's perhaps worth pointing out just how much of the UK government is controlled by Scots, from the Prime Minister down. The Scots have something of a reputation for violence and aggression, and if you want to point out that the Rt Hon Anthony Blair, MA, Barrister-at-Law is an upper class Scottish lawyer, it was just such an upper class Scottish lawyer that organised the Glencoe massacre, for his own advantage.

    Actually, I think our police and security services on the whole do a pretty good job, especially outside London (where there is a lot of institutional corruption.) But they deserve better politicians.

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  10. Re:Threat Level? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Monday: The thread level has been raised to level 5

    Tuesday: The thread level has been raised to level 12.

    Wednesday: The thread level has been raised to level 25.

    Thursday: The thread level has been raised to level 148.

    Friday: The thread level has become a super-sayan.

  11. Re:Good work by Forge · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is REALLY depressing.

    I landed in Haiti yesterday on a 3 month work assignment. My baggage is missing so all I have are the gadgets (including laptop) cloths (Hains Tagless shirts fold real small) and toothpaste, toothbrush, comb etc... that I carried in my hand luggage.

    If these rules were in place I would be the stinkiest engineer in Port-Au-Prince.

    PS: It takes 6 to 10 hours to fly from Jamaica to Haiti. KIN to MIA then MIA to PAP with enough time tacked on to clear Baggage check, Security screen, customs and immigration... Twice.

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  12. Re:Latest by cap0ne · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only thing left for the terrorists will be explosive clothing. They'll find a way to weave C4 right into their shirts in a visually pleasing plaid pattern. But instead of actually carrying out their mission of martyrdom, they will simply mail a sample to CNN, have Bin Laden make a vague recording about it.

    I can picture the result now: planeloads of people sitting wide-eyed and paranoid while shivering in little paper gowns - the kind with the backsides missing like you get at the hospital. The terrorists will not be able to stop laughing.

  13. Re:Good work by brainburger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the problem there is that we have been at level 'severe' for some time. The danger is believed to have gone up, and they need to show this.
    Perhaps there aren't enough steps in the scale.
    We need 'like, really severe', and 'almost critical -no really!' as well.

  14. Re:Good work by NSIM · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Makes you wonder where they'll be trying to hide explosives next. Every time I take my shoes off going through security I'm reminded how grateful I am that it was the "shoe bomber" not the "underpants bomber"

  15. Re:Good work by AGMW · · Score: 4, Funny
    Perhaps there aren't enough steps in the scale.

    What we need is a scale that goes all the way up to eleven. You see previously they'd be at level 10 and thinking they need a little bit more but with no where to go ...

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  16. Right. by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Trumped up nonsense, generatetd by our "gurdians".

    And the U.S. will have t' do without toothpaste, emulating the dental characteristics that make us in the UK world famous. :-)

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  17. Re:Some numeric speculation by absinthminded64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then it won't come as a surprise that 300 people seems too much while you're on the plane as well.

  18. Re:I would LOVE to see carry-on luggage banned by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps seat 12C's cold drink is Binary Part A (which is reasonably safe to drink) and seat 20D's cold drink is Binary Part B (which is also reasonably safe to drink, although it tastes worse than Part A).

    Terrorist A: Praise Allah! Are you ready to do this?
    Terrorist B: God is great! Yes, I'm ready. Bring on the virgins.
    Terrorist A: (pours a bottle of green liquid into a large cup) Okay, pour yours in here, too.
    Terrorist B: ...
    Terrorist A: What's the matter?
    Terrorist B: ...
    Terrorist A: Dammit! You weren't supposed to drink the whole thing!

  19. Re:No hand luggage... by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny
    Toys for the kids, baby food, medicine...

    People who bring kids onboard a plane still aren't considered terrorists?

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  20. Re:completely secure! by giafly · · Score: 4, Funny
    <sarcasm>Of course, terrorists don't drink unhealthy substances in the last hours before a suicide attack.</sarcasm>
    Proof: "Suicide bomber Hasib Hussain ate a last meal at McDonald's before blowing up the No. 30 bus on 7 July, killing 13 people." - Bus bomber stopped for a Big Mac
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  21. Re:Good work by pianophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody's asking you to drink a big foamy glass of piss here.

    Please don't change the subject. We're talking breast milk, not American beer. ;-)

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  22. Re:completely secure! by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it will burn their esophagus out on the spot and cause them to cough up blood on the screener, that might just be a clue for the screeners that the substance isn't really toothpaste.

    Apparently you're not using a very good toothpaste. You wouldn't believe how white my teeth are. (My gums are a little red though.)

  23. Re:Good work by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks like most of those arrested are Pakastani's so I am guessing the U.S. will be bombing Iran shortly.

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