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Star Trek... Inspirational Posters?

Noryungi writes "Hot on the heels of Despair dot com, here comes... the Star Trek Inspirational Posters!. Imagine a mind-meld of Mr Spock, Despair's demotivational attitude and the Linux Distro Parodies, and you have one heck of a funny site. If you are a true Trekkie, don't click on the link, as this is certainly going to offend you..."

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  1. Re:Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's beyond me while people always fall in love with such crap. Or is it a some kind of relax when you turn off your brain partially and watch Star Trek for example?

    I'm having trouble parsing that sentence. You wouldn't happen to be from a primitive planet where they nonetheless speak broken English, would you?

  2. TNG by onion2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was going to make some TNG ones, but they'd all just be pictures of Wesley Crusher with the caption "Please shot this irritating brat".

    1. Re:TNG by rayde · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clevernickname is modding you down for that one

    2. Re:TNG by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Funny

      He is the only Star Trek character to ever make his own Linux distro. Give him some credit.

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    3. Re:TNG by Clevemickname · · Score: 5, Funny

      No Mod Points :-(

  3. Hmmm by Monoman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hot on the heels of Despair dot com ..."

    You must be new here. Despair has been around quite a while.

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  4. Tribbles! by Travoltus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the tribbles poster??? You can't have Star Trek humor if you don't mention the tribbles!

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    1. Re:Tribbles! by iced_773 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, that DS9 episode took all the good jokes.

  5. Sigh, slashdotted again by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can somebody give him $4.95 to get another 10,000 mb of bandwith. Maybe it will work for long enough to mirror it.

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    1. Re:Sigh, slashdotted again by Neflyte_Zero · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dropping $4.25 on that site will have the same effect as an eye-dropper full of water will have on a beached whale.

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  6. TNG/HHGTTG crossover by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, the perfect poster would combine elements of both Star Trek and Hitchhiker's Guide:

    Wesley's picture, with the caption:

    "... the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass"

    1. Re:TNG/HHGTTG crossover by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or Data, with the caption, "The First Fully Sentient Sex Toy".

  7. Shame it's all old trek by Tx · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Coz CleverNickName misses out, but that's easily fixed, here's a Wesley Crusher inspirational poster I made. No offence, CleverNickName ;).

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  8. Re:These...are...great by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Funny

    I make a "Ensign Ricky" joke and nobody gets it...

    For some reason, I love the first one.

    Though, the "Makeup Sex" one made me pull a muscle in my back laughing.

    Star Trek Humor, either you get it or you get laid...

  9. offended? by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If you are a true Trekkie, don't click on the link, as this is certainly going to offend you..."

    Offend?

    {raised eyebrow}

    To be offended by an attempt at humor would not be logical.

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  10. I can't believe no one pointed this out yet. by celardore · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a bit of a Star Trek fan myself, I have to say... It's trekker not trekie!

  11. Inspirational Poster ... for RATS by xmas2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A bit off-topic for Star Trek, but here is a politically incorrect (especially for PETA fans) inspirational poster for rats - "Teamwork - Share Victory. Share Defeat"

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  12. Re:Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darmok and Jilad at Tenagra!

  13. Re:Weird by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cowboy Neal and Zonk at Slashdot.

  14. Trekkier than thou by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you are a true Trekkie, don't click on the link, as this is certainly going to offend you..."

    Actually, if you are a true Trekkie, you would call yourself a Trekker, and spend several hundred hours defending this naming convention in various news groups, and in arguments with actors who may have once appeared on the damn show.

    Trust me on this; I'm sort of an authority.