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Our Moon Could Become a Planet
anthemaniac writes "Earth's moon is drifting away from us more than an inch every year. In a few billion years, if the system survives, the moon would be reclassified as a planet under the new IAU definition. You gotta wonder if the astronomers who dreamed this definition up had thought of that."
That's no moon!
In a billion years propably the defintion of planet will have a few thousand updates.
The problem will fix itself in time I guess.
...oh well, forget it, it's still a moon.
...at least the tallest ones.
Reminds me of that old joke telling that a quick computation on the evolution of this distance placed the moon 4 meters away from the earth 65 million years ago and thus explained why the dinausors died.
...and we will still be waiting to play Duke Nukem forever on our Vista machines.
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In fact we'll only be able to take one item of baggage, which will be a clear plastic bag containing essential items only.
And no electronic devices. Or Liquid.
Orbiting balls of rock won't even fit through the scanner.
"I would gladly send my kid to this elementary school if they could prove that they could teach concepts like orbital decay and barycenters to to nine-year-olds."
I would only send my kid there if they LEARNED it. I have a feeling they most nine-year-olds would be picking boogers during that class.
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.-TJ
We can just build a new moon. With blackjack. And hookers.
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People are already arguing over things that may happen in a few billion years? I don't even buy green bananas!
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In fact, forget about the moon.
It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
I'm almost 26 and I'm picking boogers right now while reading these comments. (I'm serious)
Calling Jupiter a "failed star" is like calling me a "failed super model" - I mean, yeah, there's some similarities between me and a super model but it's extremely unlikely anyone would ever mistake me for one.
IIRC, Jupiter has only about 1% of the mass needed to achieve fusion, so it's a long, long way from being a star. I, on the other hand easily have ten times the mass required to be a super model.
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Phew!
i ate crayons when i was a kid and now i have two braincells and the blue ones taste nicer