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Ever-Happy Mouse Sheds Light on Depression

An anonymous reader writes "Scientists have bred a strain of mouse that's permanently cheerful, in hopes of better understanding and treating depression in people. By breeding mice lacking the TREK-1 gene, which is involved in serotonin transmission, researchers were able create a depression-resistant strain. They say it's the first time depression has been eliminated through genetic alteration of an organism."

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  1. Lets call him by mathi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pinky

  2. Brain Candy by bilbo909 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reminds me of the movie Brain Candy.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116768/

  3. Extremely Happy Mice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Grow an ear on his back, that'll teach 'em!

  4. Obligatory by Dial-Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like the be the first to welcome our cheerful overlords...

  5. Today's Philosphical question... by atomicstrawberry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're incapable of depression, and you're always happy, how do you know if you really are happy?

    1. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by sporkme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The same question goes for antidepressant drugs. I have spent long hours debating this with a doped up roomate as he gleefully skipped from psychoactive to psychoactive about the benefits and detriments of mommy's little helpers. I know that they got him through some difficult spots (without the psychotic episodes of his adolescence), but they also stifled his writing ability and effictively stopped his songwriting.

      He was successful in college and in work thanks to these drugs, but was he truly happy without poetry and music?

      Maybe Winston Smith can shed some light on this.

    2. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Funny

      Most people are happy without poetry or music. (the "music" that is promoted with millions of dollars isn't really music, it's more like soft core pornography).

      So he can't write songs anymore, he can still be a shoe salemen, CEO or a Senator.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    3. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by feyhunde · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to argue the reverse, I'm only able to write on the anti-depressants, as depression is complex and arrests my motivation for writing, as well as clearing the wooly cobwebs in my brain that make the process so hard.

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    4. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by edunbar93 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He was successful in college and in work thanks to these drugs, but was he truly happy without poetry and music?

      To quote Trent Reznor: "I don't write a lot when I'm happy."

      I have a theory that says that the function of modern art is for the viewer to live vicariously through the artist's insanity. Van Gogh was famous for this. So was Leonard Cohen, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Alan Ginsberg, Salvador Dali, and Jackson Pollock, to name a few.

      Perhaps the question isn't "can he be happy without his poetry", but "can he make good poetry without his sadness".

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      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    5. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by kripkenstein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "If you're incapable of depression, and you're always happy, how do you know if you really are happy?"

      You find that you spend less time planning your suicide than you used to.

    6. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by feepness · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He was successful in college and in work thanks to these drugs, but was he truly happy without poetry and music?

      I'm not a big fan of permanently medicating the mind unless absolutely necessary... but when I had a episode of depression brought on by major illness, I wasn't thinking about poetry and music.

      I was thinking pretty much constantly about killing myself. Not little fantasies "God I should just shoot myself." No... we're talking cold, calm, and consistent thoughts. Very frightening in retrospect and even more frightening that it felt so normal at the time.

      Thank goodness I had family/friends to point me towards medical care. Lexapro changed that like a light switch, and the depression (and anti-depressants) are just a memory. But for some the depression is chronic and the treatment will probably need to be permanent.

      And yes, before that happened I never understood the potential severity and use for anti-depressants either. Anti-depressants aren't just about turning off maudlin thoughts of missing your dead turtle.

    7. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you read Interview with the Fountainhead by Ayn Rice?

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    8. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you'd ever been depressed, you'd know the answer to that.

    9. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you read Interview with the Fountainhead by Ayn Rice?

      Radical capitalist vampires? No, I haven't, but I think I might like to.

      KFG

    10. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by mgblst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...but they also stifled his writing ability and effictively stopped his songwriting.
       
      Well is writing wasn't making him happy, probably good that he stopped. Writing can make you think a lot about your problems, and if this is something you find it hard to handle (or you have some major problems), then it can be a negative event.

      Being happy means not thinking too much about the bad things.

    11. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So he can't write songs anymore, he can still be a shoe salemen, CEO or a Senator.


      Or beter yet, a well integrated nice little drone.

      Bland little drones that accept their place in life, don't make waves and don't try to get ahead in life are the backbone of our society.
    12. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      i'd rather be incapable of writing than be depressed. and as for not knowing what happiness is without experiencing depression that is a load of horseshit - i knew the difference between happiness and anxiety before i ever got depressed and now all that shit is out of my system and i'm happy again, i can honestly say my earlier understanding of happiness was perfectly accurate.

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    13. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Dzerzhinski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My major in college was creative writing. I took a class taught by the novelist David Shields, and he made the observation that most writers are most inspired by their periods of depression, but are only able to write about these periods when they were feeling better. Not all artists work this way, but generally a manic-depressive pattern tends to lead to a more fertile writing career.

      --
      Never trust a physicist further than his DeBroglie wavelength.
    14. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by ultranova · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well is writing wasn't making him happy, probably good that he stopped.

      If your brain chemistry is sufficiently fucked up, nothing makes you happy. That's what depression is - the inability to take joy from anything.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    15. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Funny
      Have you read Interview with the Fountainhead by Ayn Rice?
      No, but I've read the sequel, "Lestat Shrugged".
    16. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Thank goodness I had family/friends to point me towards medical care. Lexapro changed that like a light switch, and the depression (and anti-depressants) are just a memory. But for some the depression is chronic and the treatment will probably need to be permanent.


      And Lexapro can change your life too! Call 800-678-1605 or visit lexapro.com today!

      Lexapro can cause nausea, insomnia, problems with ejaculation, somnolence, increased sweating, fatigue, decreased libido, and anorgasmia. Most of the side effects experienced by patients taking Lexapro are mild to moderate and go away with continued treatment, and usually do not cause patients to stop taking Lexapro.
    17. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Years and years of posting in /. and this is the first time i got trolled - I feel all nice and fuzy inside now.

      The vast majority of people in our society are, according to our society's definition, underachievers. (you can easilly figure out our society's definition for sucessfull from television, magazines, boosk, movies or simply by seing how people are treated according to how much money they have or how famous they are).

      Furthermore, people are expected to accept that and don't make waves - after all, important people need people to open their doors, take their trash out and manage their investments.

      All societies, independently of their political system, tend to end up in this kind of stratified structure where a minority has the best of it all and the majority is not quite that well off - this is the result of the fact that people are all different, those on top will try to remain on top and resources are limited, and it's pretty much the most stable configuration known for a society.

      The only difference is on the details:
      - How easy it is to climb up or fall down in the ladder
      - How far are people allowed to fall
      - How far is the highest step from the lowest step
      - Where does the majority of people stand in comparisson with those on the highest step and those on the lowest one

      Don't decieve yourself by thinking that a Democracy will, by virtue of giving everybody a vote (whose value is distorted in all but a proportional voting system), will somehow avoid that those on top remain on top or turn a society into a structure in which all have the best that can be had.

      As with all human societies since the beginning of times, both the carrot and the stick are used to keep everybody marching along in synch:
      - Those that don't follow the rules are treated as outcasts or even imprisioned.
      - Everybody is baited with the promise that, if they work hard they can someday be the ones on top.

      Guess what, human nature means that those on top now aren't exactly interested in being replaced.

      Back to the OP, drugs that make people be content all the time are a great way of keeping those that take them where they are now (or as some might say, "in their right and proper places"), since they remove the motivation for trying to improve one's own life.

    18. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >mommy's little helpers

      That phrase is about valium abuse in the 60s, not antidepressants which take 4 weeks to begin working. Mental illness is a real illness and youre attitude certainly doesnt help. You have a friend who is sick and takes a drug to normalize his moods and you're mocking him? Calling him doped up? Gee, no wonder he's depressed. With friends like you who needs enemies?

      As far as the 'kills creativity' argument goes. Who knows. I think its vastly overplayed. "Art" created by people who are depressed or manic tends to be shit anyway. The people with real talent will always shine through regardless of moods. Tons of creative people have been treated for some kind of mental illness and they remained producive afterwards.

      If the normalization effect makes someone say "I'd rather do this now" then more power to them. Not to mention, depression kills, I'd rather have a living friend than a suicide victim songmaker.

    19. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      . . .I have not read Ayn's books.

      Her books are not to be tossed lightly aside, they are to be hurled with great force. But I suppose you've got to figure that for yourself.

      KFG

    20. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by jafac · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno.

      I was depressed because I sucked as an artist.

      Then I quit art, and started fixing computers for a living.

      I'm much happier now.

      And I'm told my code is sheer poetry. (damn groupies)

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    21. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have a theory that says that the function of modern art is for the viewer to live vicariously through the artist's insanity. Van Gogh was famous for this. So was Leonard Cohen, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Alan Ginsberg, Salvador Dali, and Jackson Pollock, to name a few.
      Exactly. A few. You're not even close to showing that all, or even most artists are insane, so your theory is an absurd generalisation from no real evidence.
      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    22. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by wobblie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, it's strange to see someone with such literary tastes on slashdot.

    23. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by profplump · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He wasn't truly happy with the poetry and music, he was depressed. Are you seriously suggesting that not wanting to write poems anymore compares with not wanting to participate in life?

      Creative writing is not the end-all, be-all of self-expression and happiness. I personally consider myself quite happy despite having never penned a poem. Maybe writing was important to him when he was depressed, but isn't anymore; is it so surprising that after a personality change his interests and priorities might also be different?

      Or maybe that's the problem -- are you concerned that the drugs changed his personality in general? The drugs are *supposed* to change his personality. His former personality was that of a depressive/psychotic, and he wanted to change it so he could appreciate life and interact in society. At least in my book, that's not such a bad thing.

    24. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well that makes sense.. Happiness (the emotion, as opposed to the more esoteric version) in a healthy individual is just the brain responding to stimulus. You don't have to know what cold is to feel a burn.

      Feeling happy about one's position, on the other hand, can sometimes require additional experiences to gain an appreciation for one's circumstances. This is readily apparent in children. If they're whining about something or other, and instead of placating them you make things worse, they're happy once you restore the status quo because they have gained perspective. Same thing with adults really. You may hate your job, but if you become involuntarily unemployed you'll probably gain a much greater appreciation and feel happy once you're working again, even if it's back at the same job.

      Nonetheless, I still believe that one needn't experience depression in order to feel happy. One may gain a greater appreciation for their happiness after having been depressed, but lack of depression doesn't preclude being happy in the first place.

    25. Re:Today's Philosphical question... by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're confusing depression without cause with depression with cause. If you've been depressed with cause, then in some ways that's a rational response to a situation, eg grief (tho it's debatable). If you've been depressed without cause, then it's a debilitating condition that doesn't in any way help you deal with dificulties later on. Try telling someone with MS that they should be grateful for their condition because it helps them deal with other difficulties in their life. I find it hard to believe you'd rather let people risk their lives than give them a few pills to help them through a difficult period.

  6. May not generalize to humans by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deactivate a mouse's TREK-1 and it acts like it's on antidepressants.

    Take my Trek away from me and I get depressed.

    1. Re:May not generalize to humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Depression is more about how one feels about a situation rather than what one thinks.

      I beleive I am capable of thinking dispairing thoughts if needed, without having to be depressed. But from past experience I have found that repeating thought patterns which carry subtle emotional cues will have more emotional impact over time, which are very difficult to get rid of once they take hold.

      If this is the case then it is best to have a change in enviroment and focus on changing your thought patterns.

      Anyway, what I'm trying to say, think what you want, just don't dwell on your negative thoughts/emotions, it helped me through my depression.

  7. Re:How the hell... by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Funny

    There toning it down for the kids. By "Happy" they mean the mice are randy.

  8. Makes you not care? by siegesama · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder how closely depression and negative emotions like outrage, regret, etc are tied together? If I'm unable to be depressed, would I be able to care about what seems to be a series of bad things shaping the world? People I've met on anti-depressants can be pretty non-chalant regarding just about everything, so long as they're on their pills.

    If you can see where I'm going with this, you're probably a paranoid conspiracy theorist too.

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    what the hell is a 'junk character', anyway?
    1. Re:Makes you not care? by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you wonder, find out... The answer is somewhat complex.

      To give you at least some help: Part of the reason for the apathy of the anti-depressant crowd is that the most common anti-depressants are serotonin boosters (SSRIs), and serotonin is an inhibitory neurotransmitter. Now, certain other antidepressants (e.g, MAOIs) work by boosting other neurotransmitters, and can handle depression without apparently leading to the kind of apathy/nonchalance you're talking about.

      With the usual Slashdot disclaimer: I am not a psychiatrist.

      Eivind.

      --
      Doubting the existence of evolution is like doubting the existence of China: It just shows that you're uninformed.
    2. Re:Makes you not care? by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Spoken like someone who's never had a problem with depression.

      Personally, I think that's a small sacrifice to keep from wanting to KILL YOURSELF!

      When someone's clinically depressed, the whole world is in shades of grey to them. Things that would normally bring joy are met at best with indifference and anger at worst. Interest in eating and having sex wanes. Social activities and obligations are ignored, along with housework. They feel listless and sleep more.

      Then there's the extreme sadness and suicidal tendencies.

      Personally, I wouldn't mind not caring for the 4 months out of the year that I'm depressed.

      --
      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    3. Re:Makes you not care? by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 5, Informative

      People on anti-depressants are not "non-challant" about everything so long as they take their pills. This statement shows a profound misunderstanding of what modern anti-depressents are like. As someone who been taking anti-depressents for most of my life (very long family history of it, suicides everywhere on my family tree), I would like to point out that these are not happy pills, mothers little helpers that makes you stop caring about the world. This is a common belief and one that is simply not true. I feel a full range of emotions like any other person, and the emotional side effects aside from the alteration of the depression is quite small. In fact, I feel MORE emotion that I would off my medication becuase depression tends to overpower other emotions. This was not as true with older varieties of anti-depressents, but the modern SSRI's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSRI have a minimal inhibitive effect on the range, duration, and power of my negative emotions aside from depression. Even more, I actually CAN get depressed even with the medications if the circumstances of my life dictate it. The ending of a relationship, loss of a loved one or whatever else might get a normal person depressed have the same effect on me. However, it is now short term and recoverable, that is, normal.

      Society should think of modern anti-depressents as you would a prosthetic for a person born without a leg. Although unnatural, it corrects a problem, bringing sufferers closer to "normal". Of course, becuase you cannot SEE my handicap, people assume that it is not there, and my condition is a character flaw or choice. This is not true, I have no control over it just as a schizophrenic has no choice in the perception of their hallucinations. Not everyone who is depressed needs these aids, but for sufferers of long term, chronic depression these medications are lifesavers, quite literally. Research and discoveries like those in the article bolster my confidence that future treatments will bring me even closer to normal.

      I am surpremely grateful that I live in the age of modern psychopharmacology, I am quite positive that I would not be here if it did not exist.

    4. Re:Makes you not care? by sporkme · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is your specific disease "inflamatory political statement syndrome" or are you just baiting? Maybe "enlarged vocabulary disorder" is a side-effect of your meds.

    5. Re:Makes you not care? by wwahammy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's like saying to a person with diabetes "Don't use insulin. Mind over matter." There was a study read about a few days ago where they found out that mice who have a certain active gene will be unable to regulate mind serotonin correctly. In other words, when a person started to become depressed, most people's brains would compensate for the significantly by releasing more serotonin to the right areas. However if this gene is active the brain (as it seems to be in a large percentage of those who have depression) wouldn't react at all and the serotonin would continue to drop and stay low. My medication helps my brain keep a constant, higher amount of serotonin in the synaps (that's spelled wrong).

      I'm not scared of the dark side of me... I'm scared of the years of misery and pain (physical as well as mental and emotional) that I had before my depression was treated. I'm not out of the woods yet but I don't feel sad and in pain every second of every day. I dislike some of the side effects of my anti-depressants (apathy towards waking up at a set time, eliminates some of my creativity) but I consider the side effects a small price to pay for what I get in return. Research like this makes me hopeful towards better treatments with fewer side effects and I don't have to give anything or as much up to feel... okay.

      I'm not happy all the time (nor would I want to be). I think I have a fuller range of emotions than I did before. I have a heightened empathy because I don't need to focus as much of my energy on my emotions all the time. I like being able to be sad sometimes and happy othertimes which I really couldn't get before.

    6. Re:Makes you not care? by Chandragupta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your sense of "depressed," i.e. not in a good mood , saddened, or discouraged by identifiable events, is confused with clinical depression, which is a horrible, debilitating, illness.

      In situational depression, e.g. death of a loved one, there is a clear exogenous cause of the depression. This is normal, and is usually worked out "solo" or through counseling, sans medication, or in some intractable cases with short-term use of medication. However, chronic clinical depression, dysthymic disorder, and their ilk are pathological. Depression is a disease. Your method works for most healthy people, but a clinically depressed patient is in open-loop mode: logic, reasoning and "working it out," as you say, don't work. It is wonderful that you are healthy and have worked out your own problems on your own sans pills, but the lives of countless people--whose brains are wired differently than you--have been saved or extended by antidepressants.

      Insightful? Believe it or not, there are people who cannot function or would be dead were it not for antidepressants and counseling. Talk to people who have had the actual disease. Empathy will come to you as you grow up and get outside your own myopic view of the universe.

      Chandra

    7. Re:Makes you not care? by Shihar · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am a depression immune person who lives with and dates a bipolar woman. I swear that almost every single friend of mine through my girlfriend has some form of depression or another. The biggest difference between me and them is that I don't get irrationally depressed for long periods of time. Everyone gets sad when their dog dies. Resistance to depression doesn't mean that you don't get frustrated or sad. If you take away these emotions you would probably cease to be a truly functional human. You need a little sadness and regret now and then to keep you functional in society and able to maintain human relationships. The big difference is the duration of the depression, the depth of the depression, and the level of tragedy it takes to invoke it.

      A truly depressed person can be provoked into a feeling of uselessness over trivial or simply non-existent events. The depression can result in more then just a little remorse or sadness. They can want to kill themselves or refuse to do anything. Further, such depression can last far longer then is appropriate. If you are depression resistant on the other hand, you keep on pushing forward. You never get the "lay down and die" feeling. You can still be sad, frustrated, or remorseful, but such feelings are not so over powering that you can't do anything else

      Personally, I applaud any good research into depression. Despite arguments to the contrary, depression IS an illness that is completely worthy of treatment. While depression can be invoked through events in one's life, some times (if not most of the time) it is a purely physical problem in the brain that deserves treatment like any other disease. That is not to imply that psychotherapy does not have its uses, but the belief that a depressed person can simply be talked out of a depression is utterly insane and down right dangerous for some. If all that is standing between happiness in a depressed person is a flipped chemical switch in the brain, they should have the option of getting that switch flipped. I appreciate the work of tortured artists as much as anyone, but I don't want to see my loved ones suffer or pull a Kurt Cobain just to keep my MP3 player filled.

    8. Re:Makes you not care? by budgenator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The effect of Zyban/Welbutrin on my wife's Lupis is quite spectacular.

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    9. Re:Makes you not care? by mutterc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I'm unable to be depressed, would I be able to care about what seems to be a series of bad things shaping the world?

      Sometimes it's better not to care. Imagine if, like many here, you're gifted with the ability to see patterns and how things work. Apply this to everyday life as represented in /., or by working in the programming industry. Consequences:

      • You're convinced that the U.S. is going to be a bankrupt third-world country in your lifetime, and most of the world economy will likely follow. This keeps you from wanting to have children, because you don't want to put them through a foraging-through-dumpsters-for-food lifestyle.
      • You're convinced that your job will be sent to India by your company Anytime Now, and there's no way to resist, so there's no good reason to care about what they want you to do. Changing companies won't help, all others are doing the same thing.
      • You won't even be able to work on open-source software, as it will be killed off by Trusted Computing in the name of preventing entertainment piracy.
      • Corporations will grow ever more powerful, until they're unconstrained by governments or consumers. Then we'll have the good old days of company stores and towns, plus products you have to buy but have no recourse if they're faulty. Everything will lead inexorably to a small plutocracy of ultra-rich, and everyone else will live as serfs.

      Ignorance is bliss, man; trying to care about the bad things happening on a global scale will just paralyze you.

      (Shit, maybe it's time to swear off /. again.)

  9. What about appropriate depression ? by Czar+the+Bizarre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whilst this seems like it could be useful if applied to humans, what kind of effect is it going to have at times that it might be appropriate to be depressed (ie. greiving period after a death, etc.)?

    1. Re:What about appropriate depression ? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Less loss of work time and more productivity. What else is there to strive for?


      It may actually work the other way around.

      See, the brain (and not only in humans) is nicely tuned to keep needing the next thing to be happy about. Whenever you have some achievement (even small ones, like getting food when you're hungry) the brain gives itself a "yay, I'm happy" chemical signal, but that's followed immediately by releasing the "antidote" to that signal, to get back to the baseline. So you'll need the next achievement for your next moment of joy.

      It's what keeps humans and all animals active. It's why your cat plays and thus trains its reflexes daily, instead of vegetating in a corner, still happy that it played last month.

      In human society it's also a very important factor in why, for example, consumerism is alive and kicking, and keeping the capitalist economy going well past the point where just the needs are covered. People keep having these illusions like "man, I would be soo happy if I had that one more gadget/shirt/etc", and they do get happy about it... for a very brief time. Then they need their next achievement. And in turn, getting caught in the consumerism race also keeps them in the rat race at work, and taking shit they otherwise wouldn't put up with.

      You can see in "video game addiction" cases what happens when people can stay continuously happy. It's not really physiological addiction, but good games give people small rewards often, which triggers the "yay, I'm happy" signal in the brain. There's always one more quest you finished, one more recipe you learned, one more item that you sold at the auction house (or IRL on eBay), one more boss you defeated, one more equipment piece you found, etc. So some people, which are kept happy enough by that, end up not doing anything else. You can see cases going all the way to playing for a month and then dropping dead.

      So my take is that if someone actually produced genetically-engineered humans which are permanently happy, those humans would be even worse. They wouldn't even need video games to stay happy, so they probably wouldn't bother even with that. If you can be perfectly happy sitting on the couch watching the wall, you don't need to do anything else. You don't even need to buy a TV. Nor take shit from a PHB and do overtime to afford a huge plasma TV and a fashionable house in the suburbs. You get the idea.
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    2. Re:What about appropriate depression ? by phyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Miranda....

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      Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern!
    3. Re:What about appropriate depression ? by resonte · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interesting thoughts.

      Or alternatively if you could take control of your own pleasure system you could train your brain to learn anything. Like if I had to learn something particularly boring I could switch my brain into a happy state so that it associates a happy tag to this particular event and so would be desirable to repeat the event in future. Though you've got the difficulty of the brain associating happy states to pressing the happy button, I suppose you could avoid that by having an external operator.

      Also the potential for abuse is too great.

      Try reading this page, but beware of optimistic writing style: http://www.wireheading.com/ Wire Heading.

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      \(^o^)/
  10. Reavers?! by kafkar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm, sounds like we might have some reaver mice on our hands in a few years.

  11. Kill the damn things by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kill the damn things before they escape, learn to talk, and start asking us if "we are having a case of the Mondays"

    NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS

  12. Re:How the hell... by TheDugong · · Score: 2, Funny

    By taking away their cheese.

  13. a similar effect in humansth by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    humans can have very similar experience: just quit work and start smoking pot, eating magic mushrooms and dancing on the streets in the nude.

    Is it a good idea to get rid of stress-related (causing) mechansims? A stress free life maybe a very exciting prospect for an individual for about a month or a year, but is this going to be good from point of view of the bigger picture? If humans did not stress about things at all, would they bother doing anything, like bothering to find food, protecting the offspring, basically surviving as a species?

    1. Re:a similar effect in humansth by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      . . .just quit work and start smoking pot, eating magic mushrooms and dancing on the streets in the nude.

      Oh, wow man, you've seen me, huh?

      KFG

  14. Re:How the hell... by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not taking away, just strategically moving it daily.

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  15. Don't get excited yet by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 5, Informative

    TREK-1 has an important role in neuroprotection against epilepsy and brain and spinal chord ischemia. So there are some very adverse side effects to this.

    The article seems very light. There's lots of interesting stuff to be found if you google for "trek-1 gene".

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  16. Exciting Applications! by Selanit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, maybe the scientists can use this to their advantage. Something like this:

    PETA spokesman: You're abusing animals in your lab, you fiend.

    Scientist: But they're happy!

    PETA spokesman: How can they be happy with you jabbing them with needles every half hour? Among OTHER things.

    Scientist: Easy - they're permanently cheerful, no matter what we do to 'em. We engineered 'em that way.

    PETA spokesman: >.

    1. Re:Exciting Applications! by Denial93 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And when they manage to create a drug that makes you more happy/motivated/industrious/intelligent (all related factors!) without noticable side effects, you'll get an interesting situation.

      If it is regarded ethically acceptable to ask people to take them (or unethical to deny them access!), they will become a commodity item at least for the rich, depending on production prices. I expect employers who fire people who do not use such drugs, insurances with better rates for users, politicians demanding a supply of them for everyone as part of health care.

      If, however, they are made illegal (out of habit if for no other reason), they'll be another street drug much like coke and will be extremely popular in schools, especially before exams. Success in life will be directly influenced by one's skill in obtaining illegal items.

      I'm all for the former option. The latter is more "natural" and "humane", but I never understood the supposed value of those attributes anyway, and the former is certainly more likely to make a lot of things better in all areas: individual happiness, crime, economy, health... it may be ethical to give up (more of) our natural human condition.

  17. Re:How the hell... by pesho · · Score: 5, Informative

    One way is the 'forced swim test'. They put the mouse in a water tank from which it can't escape. The animal will normaly swim around trying to find a way out. If it is depressed it will tend to give up on swiming and spend long periods of time without moving. Another way is the 'tail suspension test'. It is prety much the same thing. The mouse is suspended on its tail. If it is depressed it won't give a shit about life and will just hang there. Give it some antidepresenats and it will move and try to escape a lot more actively.

  18. People are not Mice by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Mice wake up, eat, sh!t and run on their wheel.

    Mice DON'T change the world. Mice invent new tools to save back breaking labor.

    Mice don't feel taunted by the universe, to figure out it's secrets.

    Mice don't get depressed because a loved one is dying of cancer, and work tirelessly seeking, supporting, and funding medical research. (then again I think Mice get the raw end of this particular desire of Man)

    I am not a rat in cage.

    I am not a tool to be made happy so I can work longer at a job I should hate.

    Keep your chemical paradise, I'll take life for all it's worth.

    1. Re:People are not Mice by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mice don't feel taunted by the universe, to figure out it's secrets.

      42, Dude. 42.

      KFG

  19. It's a start by starling · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they can breed a Goth that's permanently cheerful *then* I'll be impressed.

    1. Re:It's a start by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they can breed a Goth that's permanently cheerful *then* I'll be impressed.

      You don't know many goths, do you? I think you have Goths and Emo-Kiddies confused.

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    2. Re:It's a start by Tomfrh · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You don't know many goths, do you?"

      You say that like it's a bad thing...

  20. Oblig H2G2 by wannabgeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's get Marvin to talk to the mouse and see if it still remains cheerful.

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  21. Re:a similar effect in humans by Scareduck · · Score: 2, Funny
    start smoking pot, eating magic mushrooms and dancing on the streets in the nude.

    Seeing Rosanne Barr naked in the streets would sober my ass right up, and depress me, all in one shot.

    --

    Dog is my co-pilot.

  22. Re:How the hell... by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, like office workers and deadlines?

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  23. It's like Serenity! by fincan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anybody saw/remember Serenity (movie of Sci-Fi series Firefly)? Can it happen if we get rid of stress? Spoiler Alert! -------------- In the movie, somehow they took people's aggressiveness, and people simply stopped doing anything (they literally stopped moving), and they died while they are sitting/lying down like dolls. --------------

  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  25. Re:How the hell... by kripkenstein · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course, one could argue with any one model of depression in animals. That is why the article mentions that they tested it in 5 models of animal depression. Even more, they showed increased efficacy of seratonin in their brains (which we know can reduce depression in humans), and in addition showed lower corticosterone levels under duress (a common measure of stress in humans and animals), which is indicative of lack of depression in humans (and a good thing in general).

    So, yes, you can argue with any one model, but, precisely because of such arguments, articles (in Nature at least) prepare for them in advance - really, as much as is possible. If someone doesn't agree to results like this, then perhaps he/she just have a problem with the whole model of using animals to test human conditions; but this model has been proven time and again in giving eventual benefit to research on humans.

    Of course, this result should be replicated by outside labs before we accept it. But it sounds like good research so far.

  26. Re:So let me get this straight by andersa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm..And on top of that, they are all features normally associated with overlords... .. I, for one, welcome them..

  27. Every-Numb Mouse? by ouroseo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be exact, they have just numbed her (note: in Russian, different animals have genders, and mouse is 'she'. I will never point to animal as 'it', please excuse me) emotions instead of making here genuinely happy. Not-sad mouse is as far, far away from ever-happy as she could be.

  28. Exercise... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, yes I know a dirty word around here, but it stops depression dead. Our body is designed to do physical work on a daily basis, if it doesn't get exercise all sorts of things start to go wrong, depression is just one of them, and not a minor one.

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  29. Re:So let me get this straight by navarroj · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your first link is incorrect. Just in case someone want's to find them, here are the singing mice.

  30. Re:New breakthough != new cure. by cdavies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus, be a little more enthusiastic, would you?

    Can't you see that this brings us closer to the laudable goal of making both goth and emo extinct over the next 200 years?

  31. Re:How the hell... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's putting it mildly...

    Minnie's unconsious, Daisy is limping, and Goofy is hiding in a tree...

    What have we done!? We should never have played god!

  32. Re:So let me get this straight by Stripsurge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists finally clued into what you're saying and decided they sure as hell didn't want any variety those "super mice" angry. All new "super mouse" models will now be forced to comply to the new industry standard in happiness.

  33. Re:Why do I think about hitchhikers guide... by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He sat down.
    The waiter approached.
    'Would you like to see the menu?' he said,
    'or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?'

    'Huh?' said Ford.
    'Huh?' said Arthur.
    'Huh?' said Trillian.
    'That's cool,' said Zaphod, 'we'll meet the meat.'


    - snip -

    A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

    'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?'

    It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

    Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

    'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal, 'Braised in a white wine sauce?'

    'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

    'But naturally my shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly, 'nobody else's is mine to offer.'

    Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
    'Or the rump is very good,' murmured the animal. 'I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there.'

    It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.

    'Or a casselore of me perhaps?' it added.

    'You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?' whispered Trillian to Ford.
    'Me?' said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, 'I don't mean anything.'

    'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.'

    'What's the problem Earthman?' said Zaphod, now transfering his attention to the animal's enormous rump.

    'I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to,' said Arthur, 'It's heartless.'

    'Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten,' said Zaphod.

    'That's not the point,' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. 'Alright,' he said, 'maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ... I think I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered.

    'May I urge you to consider my liver?' asked the animal, 'it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.'

    'A green salad,' said Arthur emphatically.

    'A green salad?' said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

    'Are you going to tell me,' said Arthur, 'that I shouldn't have green salad?'

    'Well,' said the animal, 'I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.'

    It managed a very slight bow.

    'Glass of water please,' said Arthur.

    'Look,' said Zaphod, 'we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare stakes please, and hurry.
    We haven't eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand million years.'

    The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.
    'A very wise coice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,' it said, 'I'll just nip off and shoot myself.'

    He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
    'Don't worry, sir,' he said, 'I'll be very humane.'

    It waddled unhurriedly off to the kitchen.

  34. First (mis)read by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first time I read the last line I thought it said They say it's the first time depression has been eliminated through genetic alteration of an orgasm

    I thought no shit it's going to be happy. A happy little boinker. Boinky, boinky, boinky.

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  35. Re:So let me get this straight by kasparov · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is truly an exciting time to be alive...as a mouse.

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    There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
  36. Miranda anyone? by Ambush · · Score: 4, Funny
    So these scientists haven't yet seen Serenity?

    Wait till they get a look at the mice that end up like the Reavers!

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    There are 10 kinds of people; those who know ternary, those who don't, and those now hunting for a dictionary.
  37. Re:So let me get this straight by twistedsymphony · · Score: 2, Funny

    exciting? maybe.. happy? ..with out a doubt.

  38. Re:So let me get this straight by HarmlessScenery · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was on the cirriculum for my english class in high school. And I did read it.

    So, did that English course go well? ;)
  39. Re:How the hell... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny
    And how exactly do they induce depression in the mice?

    I assume it starts with exposure to Form 1040, then Schedules A, C, asset depreciation rules, and a lot of coffee. It's all downhill from there.

  40. Re:Obligatory Cynical Futurist Post by Nicolay77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I believe that it really is all the other way around. Church people want us to be unhappy, to feel dirty with sins and all that crap in order to have to run to the church to clean at least part of it, to meet and gather with more sinners to feel you're not the only one (if some other people sins then I'm not that bad).

    That's why they don't approve condoms, pills, and as the other answer to your post said, make-me-feel-happy drugs. And they control the government too (Have you ever voted for an atheist?).

    Sad and scaried people are easier to control than happy and rational people.

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  41. Re:So let me get this straight by andersa · · Score: 2, Informative

    What's wrong with 'And'?

  42. Modern Antidepressants are not "Happy Pills" by d3xt3r · · Score: 3, Informative

    The parent post and a number of other posts in this thread showcase the lack of understanding people have of depression and the medication used to treat it.

    Depression is not sadness. It a serious mental illness that has very detrimental effects on a person's well being and livelyhood. There is no relationship between depression or its treatment and ones ability to feel emotions like outrage and regret.

    Antidepressants are used to treat clinical depression. They are not "happy pills." I personally suffered from depression combined with panic disorder that set in approximately two years ago. Since then I have been taking Lexapro which effectively treated my depression and continues to treat my panic disorder. I don't run around feeling happy all day and I still very much posess the ability to feel sad, happy, angry, outraged and regretful.

    I especially can't believe the parent's comment about people being non-chalant while on antidepressants. People who make the decision to take antidepressants don't just pop them like tylenol. They take antidepressants because of a mental illness. Did you consider that it could be the depression that is making these people non-chalant? When you're consumed by your own depression it's a little bit difficult not to be non-chalant about what's going on around you. You have bigger things to worry about.

    1. Re:Modern Antidepressants are not "Happy Pills" by mutterc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a great data point that shows that antidepressants don't artificially make you happy.

      They don't have any street value. If they made you happy (that's pretty much what "getting high" means) then people would illicitly abuse them.

  43. As much a bug as a feature by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    See, the brain (and not only in humans) is nicely tuned to keep needing the next thing to be happy about. Whenever you have some achievement (even small ones, like getting food when you're hungry) the brain gives itself a "yay, I'm happy" chemical signal, but that's followed immediately by releasing the "antidote" to that signal, to get back to the baseline. So you'll need the next achievement for your next moment of joy.

    There is considerable truth in what you say. But the neurochemical aspect of this phenomenon is not the whole story. There are cognitive and social elements that are needed to complete the picture.

    Much of the story has to do with how poorly we predict the hedonic value of future events. Generally we assign inflated values to resulting future happiness or sadness. Researchers have demonstrated this: we think if we get a particular job, we'll be happy. And we will be, but not as happy for as long as we thought. We think if our child dies we will be sad. And we will be, but usually not in the permanently incapacitating way we thought.

    In human society it's also a very important factor in why, for example, consumerism is alive and kicking, and keeping the capitalist economy going well past the point where just the needs are covered

    This is true. But I think of this as exploiting a bug in our software: we overestimate the hedonic value of aquiring something; the happiness it brings (as you point out) is short lived. But most insidious are the ways we undermine our own social contacts in order support an aquisitive lifestyle: we take jobs we don't like for people we don't respect. We work long hours to the detriment of our social life, damaging our families or losing touch with our friends.

    So my take is that if someone actually produced genetically-engineered humans which are permanently happy, those humans would be even worse

    Clearly, happiness seeking is a survival trait. However this does not inevitably lead to insatiable acquisition. That's a function of our massive logic and symbol processing capacity working on faulty data and producing inaccurate results. Putting a naive and immature person into today's consumer culture is like placing an unpatched computer on a hostile network. Forging strong bonds of friendship, cooperation and respect with those around us is also clearly a strong survival trait, and, if researchers are correct, is a stronger producer of happiness than consumption.

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  44. Re:How the hell... by milamber3 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, they are toning it down for the article. By happy depression resistant mice researchers generally mean it takes them longer time to give up and decide to let themselves drown in a forced swim experiment. There are some other measures of depression but this is the one I am most familar with and have seen used most often for depression studies.

  45. Re:So let me get this straight by andersa · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, the funny thing is, I even looked up 'curriculum' on google before I posted, and still managed to mistype it..

  46. Re:So let me get this straight by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientists can now produce singing, fearless , cancer resistant, super strong , plague-infected, mice with human brain cells from artificical sperm. On top of that these mice are now happy?!

    Said mice were last over heard singing Monty Python's,"Always look on the bright side of life."

  47. Obligatory Futurama Quote by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Robots don't have any emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad. -- Bender

  48. Re:So let me get this straight by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, those mice are. They also produced miserable mice in the process of doing so. Which isn't funny.

    P.S. Your singing mice link points to the plague-infected story?

  49. Some drugs are therapeutic by BAM0027 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From first hand experience, my time spent on Welbutrin and Zoloft was profoundly helpful in treating my depression. I have been off all medication for over four months now and my brain functions are working well.

    My personal growth has been in leaps and bounds over the course of my therapy and I've never been happier in my life.

    BUT, I've also experienced the depths of sadness and anger (and all their variations). I am now able to experience those feelings without being drawn down to the depths of depression nor am I compelled to perpetuate dysfunctional behavior.

    I think it's hard for people with healthy emotional and physical upbringings to relate to the distorted thinking and perceptions of depressed people. I'm not talking "sad" depressed. I'm talking about "clinically" depressed. There's a huge difference.

    In my experience, my clinical depression stemmed from a number of factors including upbringing, genetics (possibly), miseducation (or lack of education), and the effects of personal decisions from that framework (poor choice of marriage, poor choice of lifestyle, etc...). I also know that my experience was my own, no one else's, and that I don't have the capability of knowing what is best for some one else, nor can I fully comprehend another person's experience.

    In other words, as a dear friend put it, "who the fuck am I to think I know better than you..." as to what is best for your life? We're not talking parent-child relations, we're talking peer-to-peer.

    I see this research as significant from the perspective of learning about biological mechanism. It's research, period. The applications will come later and I can make my decisions on those at that time.

    Aside from that, I welcome our Ever Happy Furry Little Rodent Overlords.

  50. Re:So let me get this straight by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny

    sounds to me like those mice have a case of the Mondays

  51. Re:How the hell... by abstractUser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I'm wondering if uprooting depression completely is a good idea. Does depression have a darwinian advantage? Will the ever-happy mouse always remain cheerful and lose the fear trait also, and thus not feel shivers running down its spine upon the sight of a cat. Are there any links between fear and depression? Fear definitely has a well-established darwinian advantage. Have we, as humans, evolved to a stage when fear offers no significant survival advantage?