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Pluto Decision Meets with Frustration

fuzzybunny writes "The BBC reports that the IAU's controversial Prague vote on demoting Pluto from planet status was irregular. 'There were 2,700 astronomers in Prague during that 10-day period. But only 10% of them voted this afternoon.'" On a less serious note, lx writes "Nonplussed by Pluto's recent downgrade from Planet Status, Fox News's own John Gibson does an incredible Stephen Colbert impersonation to correct the 'revisionist history' of the IAU's decision. Exemplifying 'truthiness,' from the article: 'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?' "

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  1. No reason to unlearn it? by Snarfangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    He must have a hard time when we elect a new President.

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    1. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by jdray · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only thing "incredible" about that "Stephen Colbert impersonation" is how bad it was.

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    2. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by IdahoEv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?' "

      Oh yes dear me, because information never changes and people should not EVAR be required to use their brains after their youthful indoctrination.

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    3. Re:No reason to unlearn it? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > He must have a hard time when we elect a new President.

      Pluto downgraded. President still fucking Goofy.

  2. Pluto by WizADSL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are people so frustrated with this? I typically resist change, but I'm ok with this. If the definition of planet has been refined (that's my understanding) and pluto no longer fits the criteria, then this is fine.

    1. Re:Pluto by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

      and look at the positive side of it: when we get old we can say things like, "you kids today, you don't even remember when Pluto was a planet!"

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  3. How about this? by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We keep the new definitions, but still call Pluto a planet, just as an honorary title.

    1. Re:How about this? by s20451 · · Score: 4, Funny

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    2. Re:How about this? by Rancidlunchmeat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      FACTS? If this were actually about facts, there wouldn't be anything to VOTE on, would there?

  4. I learned everything I need to know on Fox News by klenwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?'

    Don't fret it. Long ago Romans learned it was a god. They didn't have to unlearn it. Their empire simply collapsed.

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  5. Pluto: Neptune's Canada by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We keep the new definitions, but still call Pluto a planet, just as an honorary title.

    Much like how the United States still refers to Canada as a soveriegn nation, instead of a 51st state.

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    1. Re:Pluto: Neptune's Canada by agent_no.82 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought Israel was the 51st state?

  6. We got it wrong by Mwongozi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

    Because we were wrong. It's orbit is incredibly un-circular, it wildly off the plane of the solar system, and it's smaller than the moon! It never belonged in the pigeon-hole we've labelled "planet".

    Part of science is accurate classification. We can't label something just because we want to.

    1. Re:We got it wrong by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because we were wrong.

      Exactly! It's like saying "I learned the earth is the center of the universe and I see no reason to unlearn it." It's plain and simply factually *wrong*, and people who react this way betray an alarming inability to accept new facts, instead clinging onto their pre-existing notions with near *religious* ferver.

      Yes, that last bit was flamebait. ;)

  7. Re:Considering... by tygt · · Score: 5, Informative
    They're apparently in a fairly stable orbital situation such that ne'er will their paths cross.

    As such:

    Pluto is locked in a 3:2 resonance with Neptune; i.e. Pluto's orbital period is exactly 1.5 times longer than Neptune's. Its orbital inclination is also much higher than the other planets'. Thus though it appears that Pluto's orbit crosses Neptune's, it really doesn't and they will never collide.
    See this for more.
  8. Recount by kirun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, Diebold has just announced the results of the recount, and 3,134 of the 2,700 delegates voted to make Pluto stay as a planet.

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  9. orly by sam.thorogood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Long ago I learned it was a planet and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

    Before five hundred years ago I learned that the Earth was flat and I see no reason to unlearn it. Why should I?

  10. A question of fairness and integrity by meburke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Whether Pluto is or is not considered a planet is not as important to me as the integrity of high-level guidance among senior scientists. When the arguments for or against a decision depend on popular vote rather than rational consensus, scientists reduce themselves to the level of lawyers. When the objectivity of scientific thought is bypassed by special interest groups and politics, science is no longer Science. This whole process has been a shameful exhibition of politics.

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  11. John Gibson == dumbass by daddyrief · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I usually don't comment much, but when a nationally-recognized news anchor makes stupid comments, I feel obliged.

    He says, "All of a sudden Ringo isn't a Beatle? All of a sudden somebody changes a standard and Curly isn't a stooge, or Zeppo isn't a Marx, or Ari isn't one of the "Entourage"? Actually I don't know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn't even read the rest of the story, frankly."

    My god. Yeah, because Ringo Starr's status as a Beatle hinges on statistics and his orbital ellipse, just like Pluto's. Look out for that 'Two Stooges' DVD also. John Gibson sounds like a prick -- if our understanding of the universe evolved John Gibson's way, we might still be afraid to fall off the edge of the world, or the Sun might still rotate around the Earth. The changing of 'standards' is inevitable as a better understanding of the universe becomes available. The more technologically advanced we become, you can bet laws, theories, and yes, even TEXTBOOK PRINT may become outdated.

    (Note: this rant directed toward John Gibson's stupid 'rebuttal,' regardless of the IAU decision whether Pluto should be considered a planet or not.

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  12. Re:...wait... by yali · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually I don't know why Pluto got itself unmade as a planet. I didn't even read the rest of the story, frankly. The headline was all I needed...

    Wait, I'm confused. Is this guy copying Colbert or slashdot?

  13. Dear Stephen Colbert... by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here's a copy of a letter I sent off to myword@foxnews.com. I wonder if anyone there will get it:

    That article about Pluto not being a planet has to
    be one of the funniest things I've seen you produce yet.
    I couldn't stop laughing! The notion of having to
    "unlearn" something just kills me. What a perfect
    example of Truthiness, and how appropriate that it
    appears on your print version of "The Word".

    I also have a question for you. How long have you
    been writing under the pen name "John Gibson"? Or
    is John Gibson your real name, and Stephen Colbert
    is your stage name? Just curious.

    Keep up the good work, and I'll be sure to catch
    you on The Report.
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  14. NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The exact wording of Resolution 5(a) is:
    (1) A "planet"1 is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    (2) A "dwarf planet" is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape2 , (c) has not cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit, and (d) is not a satellite.

    There are several problems with (1). In particular:
    • Extrasolar planets are no longer "planets" since they don't orbit the Sun.
    • Jupiter is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit - it has asteroids at the Trojan points.
    • Earth is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit -- there exist Near-Earth asteroids and Earth-crossing asteroids. (One might argue that this is getting worse, what with all the space debris we keep flinging into near-Earth solar orbit).

    (2) looks OK, but the IAU folks have taken the (IMHO) insane view that a "dwarf planet" is not a subtype of "planet" at all (contrast "dwarf pine tree" or "dwarf sunflower" or "dwarf hippopotamus", all of which are subtypes of their source nown). That destroys a potential way to finesse the Pluto issue -- by calling it a dwarf planet, they could have let everyone have their semantic cake, and eat it too.

    On a different note, another scientist friend of mine just told me his six-year-old daughter burst into tears when she found out Pluto isn't to be considered a planet anymore. :-(

    1. Re:NASA's new mission: to set foot on a planet by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Informative

      Jupiter is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit - it has asteroids at the Trojan points.
      Earth is not a planet, because it has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit -- there exist Near-Earth asteroids and Earth-crossing asteroids. (One might argue that this is getting worse, what with all the space debris we keep flinging into near-Earth solar orbit).


      To quote a response from Wikipedia: Even if you don't neglect the Trojan asteroids and other such objects, all the gas giants have cleared their orbits. The Trojans are at very specific points along Jupiters orbit that are defined by Jupiter's gravity. If Jupiter hadn't cleared its orbit they would not be restricted to those points. A massive body collects all bodies near it either into itself, its orbit, its L4 and L5 points with the sun, into resonant orbits, or it ejects them. Its just like cleaning your room. It doesn't mean nothing is in your room, but simply that it's all neatly put away.

      Also, I highly recommend that you read this paper.

  15. Back in the day by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gibson would've said the converse when they added Pluto:

    "I grew up with eight planets. Now some know-nothing radicle tells me there are nine? This 'planet' Pluto is nothing but a rock of ice in space."

  16. This is a change in definition, not in knowledge by alienmole · · Score: 4, Informative

    We stopped believing that the Earth is flat because better observations and measurements of the Earth contradicted the definition of "flat". However, what they're doing with Pluto is changing the definition of "planet". This is an entirely arbitrary process, and the definition they've come up with is entirely arbitrary. It has much less to do with science than with human psychology.

    The people who want to stick with Pluto as a planet are at least as rational and justified in their belief as the people who want to change it.

  17. Never should've been a planet anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guys, it's called science, and science revises itself over time to accomodate new data. Gravitational perturbations of Neptune first led astronomers to seek a ninth planet. When Tombaugh found it in 1930 Pluto was thought to be Earth-sized and similarly massive. Over the decades its size and mass kept getting revised downward as new scientific discoveries were made. The perturbations turned out to not exist-- another example of science refining itself.

    Now we've discovered UB313, Sedna, Ixion, Quoar and others, and it's clear that Pluto's only the most prominent representative of the Kuiper belt, just as Ceres is the most prominent member of the asteroid belt. The media that are causing this furor are ignorant of the real issues involved and seem merely interested in running stories about Mrs. Johnson's 3rd grade class being upset about Mickey's dog.

    Pluto is still there. It's still the same size and mass it always was, and New Horizons is still going to visit it. But it never would be called a planet if it were discovered today.

  18. Way to end the debate by Aqws · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know of a way to end this debate once and for all, lets blow up pluto