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Pluto Making a Comeback

anthemaniac writes "Space.com reports that the American Astronomical Unions Division of Planetary Scientists recognizes the IAU's authority to make a new planet defintion but expects it to be altered. Separately, 300 astronomers have signed a petition saying they won't use the definition. All this stems from the discontent over how only 424 astronomers voted on the proposal that demoted Pluto. Looks like this little dog is on the comeback trail."

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  1. waiting by thesupermikey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it seems like any vote on the future of pluto ought to wait till after the prob gets there in a few years. We do not even have good pictures of the planet, or a lot of solid date (if the wikipedia entry is good). I say wait to make any changes until than, anything else would be jumping the gun

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    1. Re:waiting by lbrandy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      anything else would be jumping the gun

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge, then sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse (semantics and sophistry... voting on definitions.. oh jesus). I liked it better when a bunch of people sitting in a giant room yelling and screaming about nothing and being otherwise useless was called Congress...

      This is an argument over terminology. There is nothing of any value, at all, at stake here. This is so people can refer to planets and have it mean something, as a word. This is basically the equivalent of Webster writing down what a word means. This isn't even actual science.. it's just a bunch of people trying to formalize their industry's terminology to facillitate communication. The scientific value of a probe is going to be exactly the same if Pluto is a dwarf planet, a pluton, a planet, a really large Kuiper Belt Object, or anything else.

      Just pick a god damm definition. I'm starting to think astronomers are doing this on purpose to get themselves alot of free press and airtime. Professors everywhere are making 6 minutes TV and radio spots to explain this stupid "controversy". It's semantics. Nothing more, nothing less.

    2. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What more information do we need about Pluto? There's lots to learn, but nothing that bears on the argument at hand.

      You seem to think that "planet" is a word astronomer's agree on, and we just don't know enough about Pluto to say whether it is one. It's the other way around.

      Despite the headlines, astronomers are not arguing over whether Pluto's a planet. They're arguing over the right way to define "planet". Pluto's relevent only because lots of people are used to thinking of Pluto as a planet, and don't want a definition that leaves Pluto out. But that's hard to do. There are millions of trans-Neptunian objects. If Pluto is a planet, than so are many of them.

      I heard an interview with an astronmer who described our solar system as it would be seen by an alien arriving from outside. The first thing the alien would notice is the huge cloud of trans-Neptunian objects. Then much further in he'd see 8 planets. Or maybe he'd view them as 4 rocky worlds and 4 gaseous worlds. But in any case he'd differentiate all 8, which orbit pretty much in a single plane, from the TNOs, which form a sort of donut-shaped cloud. If he noticed Pluto at all, he'd definitely classify it with the TNOs.

      Then suppose he met us, and we tried to tell him that Pluto isn't a TNO, it's a planet, just because it was discovered before the TNOs. He'd think we were being pretty arbitrary — and he'd be right.

    3. Re:waiting by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge [rather than] sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse

      Kind of like Slashdot, you mean? :-)

    4. Re:waiting by lbrandy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry..I'm studying for my GRE's.. Words like stygian.. I mean fuck you, if you know what that means.

      Fuck me? Fuck you, you fatuous rube with your puerile lexicon.

    5. Re:waiting by C0R1D4N · · Score: 2, Funny

      All those damned illegal aliens coming and trying to change my language! Speak english! We define what a planet is dammit!

    6. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't take it back now, we've arlready sent it out in the "Arecibo message". We're going to like pretty silly to the aliens in the m13 cluster. So are we going to have to resend that signal, saying "Whoops our bad, its eight not nine planets....no really, we do know how to count."

    7. Re:waiting by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge, then sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit. . .

      You're new here in science, aren't you?

      Just pick a god damm definition.

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    8. Re:waiting by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There are millions of trans-Neptunian objects. If Pluto is a planet, than so are many of them.


      So? If there's more trans-Neptunian objects out there big enough to be called planets, our system has more planets. What's the big deal? There's nothing magic about the number 9 (or 8) as the number of planets. When Uranus was discovered, the number of known planets increased; it increased again with Neptune. If we find more planets out there, it will increase yet again. No big deal.

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    9. Re:waiting by cptgrudge · · Score: 5, Informative

      Your post intrigued me, and after some quick research with the help of Google, I agree. You can fire up Celestia and actually see some of them, just make asteroid orbits and names visible. Pluto fits right in with them; it seems to be the largest of them.

      For you unbelievers, here's a list. These objects are all out of the "normal" plane of orbits, just like Pluto.

      Name, Radius
      Pluto, 1,151km
      Ixion, 600km
      Quaoar, 625km
      Orcus, 800km
      Varuna, 450km

      And these are just some "nicely named" ones. See "2003 EL61", "2005 FY9", etc for more examples. And you can add more as well. For those with computers that aren't slow, this page contains a Celestia ssc of 1007(!) TNOs. Doughnut shaped indeed.

      Also, there is a class (like 20%-30%) of them called Plutinos which share Pluto's stable 3:2 orbital resonance with Neptune. How did this come to be? There are theories, but nothing definitive yet.

      The debate will continue, but if you look at that Celestia ssc of 1007 TNOs, it is pretty clear that Pluto is not a "major planet". If it is, then we've got dozens, possibly hundreds of them.

      (Apologies if this has been covered before.)

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    10. Re:waiting by mibus · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't take it back now, we've arlready sent it out in the "Arecibo message". We're going to like pretty silly to the aliens in the m13 cluster. So are we going to have to resend that signal, saying "Whoops our bad, its eight not nine planets....no really, we do know how to count."

      No, it's a plausible deniability thing. If they're good aliens, they come here, we explain that we were very primitive but have since learned to count.

      If they're bad aliens, we say "What? We only have eight planets. This isn't the solar system you're looking for. Move along..." :)

    11. Re:waiting by Hoch · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they are bad aliens, we simply ask them if they want the same fate as the 9th planet had. They won't mess with us after that.

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    12. Re:waiting by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poster is right-on. Attacking the way the voting was done when you don't like the result is just jive and sour grapes.

      Everyone at my house just took a vote - We unanimously voted that BeeBeard should send us all his money. And we don't want to hear about sour grapes, like "too few people voted to have any meaning" or "you didn't consider my input first". ;-)

      The rest, I agree with. These guys have taken to arguing semantics, not a good sign for their future. However, I don't think most of us need to worry, because no one cares what they decide. Consider the definition of a "constellation" - Most of us consider things like the Big Dipper or Orion as constellations; astronomers call those "Asterisms" and refer to large nondescript (except by coordinates) parallelograms of sky as "true" constellations.

    13. Re:waiting by SEE · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dank and dismal. From the river Styx, which Charon ferries people across to the realm of Hades (Pluto to the Romans), a dank and diamal realm of the dead very similar to the Jewish Sheol, both of which are often conflated with Hell in Christian cosmology . . .

    14. Re:waiting by Twiek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then I guess we should reclassify Ceres, Pallas, Juno and Vesta planets as well... you know, for historic reasons.

      Originally the Sun and moon were classified as planets. Should we keep that definition for historic reasons?

      What about all the round trans-Neptunian objects? 2003 UB313, Charon, Sedna, Quaoar, or the 1000 others? Should all those be planets as well? And if you're gonna include at least everything in the Kuiper belt, you might as well include all the round asteroids. And all the round Trojan bodies.

      Shoot, while you're at it, why don't we just include every single comet in the Oort cloud? Then the solar system would have billions of planets. Take that 55 Cancri!

      /sarcasm

      I don't understand why people have a hard time "letting go" of Pluto as a planet... It's floating in a cloud of objects, just like Ceres. And just like Ceres, once we discovered that it's just one of many (some even larger) in a belt of objects, it got reclassified. What's so freggin' hard to understand?

    15. Re:waiting by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we should be more concerned with nuking LV-426 from orbit. . .

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    16. Re:waiting by Amouth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they should.. that ball or rock is real.. religion and politics and all the discussions they create are created in our heads....

      that ball of rock will be there wether we care or not

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    17. Re:waiting by Feanturi · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, you want school children to learn millions of planets instead of eight, just so Pluto can be a planet?

      Then they'd have to learn things like, "My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us New Pajamas Which Didn't Fit Properly So We Had To Go Back To Walmart And Exchange Them For Better Ones But We Didn't Have The Receipt So There Was Nothing Else To Do But Cause A Distraction In The Store And Run Out With The Correct Ones And Then We Went To McDonald's And I Had A Big Mac With Small Fries But Then..."

    18. Re:waiting by wrightam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Orion IS a constellation in its own right. But you are correct. The "Big Dipper" is an asterism, just an easily recognizable part of Ursa Major.

    19. Re:waiting by frankie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your Celestia is at least a year out of date, because Pluto is at best the SECOND largest TNO/KBO, and probably lower than that. Here's a good illustration: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2006-16-d-print .jpg

      p.s. I'd like to remind everyone that Ceres, Pallas, Juno and Vesta all used to be officially recognized planets ... until it was discovered that there are thousands of other objects much like them in the same part of space. Then they got redefined. Hmm... does this pattern of events sound familiar?

    20. Re:waiting by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      [M]uch of the argument to keep Pluto as a planet hinges around nostalgia, and "keeping the textbooks the same." How is that science? Things change; science marches on.

      Actually, there is some scientific precedent for this. For example, a few years back zoologists figured out that Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus were the same species. Apatosaurus was the older term, so it was decreed the official name. There was a minor outcry, because the Brontosaurus was the favorite dinosaur of so many people. So the decision was made to accept Brontosaurus as a synonym of Apatosaurus.

      This definition was basically a bit of silly PR. But it did have one technical effect: It meant that Brontosaurus couldn't be re-used to name a new dinosaur species. This is reasonable, since so many older texts use the term. And it was good from a scientific field that can be rather abstruse at times.

      Astronomers have pointed out that "planet" has never really been a technical term. So it definition doesn't mean much to them. They'll continue to talk about "objects" and "bodies", and give specs to more precisely say what sort of thing they're talking about.

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    21. Re:waiting by Baljet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pluto is the only "Planet" discovered by an american. Who's running the petition? Mystery solved!

  2. More discovery.... please by grumpyman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The publishers are loving this.

  3. When they demoted Pulto by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they pissed off a LOT of people.
    What more can you say?

    1. Re:When they demoted Pulto by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When Aristotle pointed out that the Earth wasn't flat, it pissed off a lot of people. When Darwin published The origin of species, it pissed off a lot of people. When climate scientists pointed out the dangers of anthropogenic climate change, it pissed off a lot of people. When they found that Pluto, like Ceres, was within a belt of similarly sized objects, it pissed off a lot of people.

      I suspect the reason these people were pissed off is because they can't fathom that new observations means that what they were taught before was wrong, and that the new information gives a better approximation of reality.

    2. Re:When they demoted Pulto by Quaoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with demoting Pluto. I have a problem with their lame definition, which doesn't really concretely define anything.

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  4. Re:Pluto in School by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nine planets?

    Seen from outside, the solar system has two large gas planets (Jupiter, Saturn) and two small gas planets (Uranus and Neptune). If you look closely, you see two small rock planets (Earth, Venus), and various smaller debris, like Mars, Mercury and Pluto.

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  5. Now that we have Pluto out of the way by shoma-san · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...in other news today, doctors tried to demote any penis that is not at least 7 inches long to 'dwarf penis' status.

    1. Re:Now that we have Pluto out of the way by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      "...in other news today, doctors tried to demote any penis that is not at least 7 inches long to 'dwarf penis' status."

      The first guy to rally against that would have to be mighty brave...

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  6. Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they were real scientists, they'd accept the new designation. That's how science works. You modify your model of the universe as new information becomes available. Clyde Tombaugh found the first of an unknown class of objects because Pluto happened to be the closest and easiest to see. They just called it a planet because they lacked the information we have. But now we know about the Kuiper Belt, and have adjusted the definition of Pluto accordingly. Mode me a troll, but stop with the sentimental bullshit. Rather than :losing" a planet we've gained a whole new neighborhood of the Solar System to explore.

    1. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's how science works.

      It is NOT how science works! Science is not a democracy. Facts, definitions and terms are not up for a vote. A ridiculously tiny handful of "scientists" forgot that last week.

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    2. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They just called it a planet because they lacked the information we have.

      Actually they called it a planet because they were looking for one. Unfortunatly for them, it wasn't the giant Planet X they were expecting from their calculations.

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    3. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by jiawen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If science is not a democracy, then why does it matter how many scientists decided on it?

    4. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by yusing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh ... as the article explained, this is not about science ... it's about terminology. These guys are "real" in that they get paid to do astronomy. If you do too, then you have a professional disagreement. Happens all over science all the time.

      As more non-star bodies that are found, eventually the spectrum of features will be all over the place. If the choice were mine, I'd call the classic nine planets, leave it there, and forget about deciding for a few more centuries.

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  7. Re:FP? by ekhben · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, the trouble is that there is no old definition at all, save perhaps "there are nine of them, these nine." It's a planet because it's been called a planet in the past. That definition doesn't work when you start trying to classify the bodies in another solar system, of course. The reason Pluto has been left out of the formal definition is that it's too small. Way too small. And irregular. Any definition that included pluto would also be including three other bodies... and schools would have to teach TWELVE planets, not eight or nine. The trouble started way back when Pluto was discovered. It was discovered by an American, and as you know, Americans are a proud lot. So a few years later when it was discovered to be far smaller than first suspected, noone wanted to back down and admit it wasn't really a planet at all. In other words, they had to invent a defintion of a planet, and no definition that they could come up with included Pluto, but excluded the three other Pluto-like bodies.

  8. i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So... What is a Planet Again?

    the issue centers on one the IAU itself says it hasn't addressed with it's new definition of a planet: extrasolar systems. as new telescopes come on line with more resolving power, our bestiary of planets is going to grow by leaps and bounds. it will render the debate over pluto moot

    i think a definition of planet should be:
    -round, with a significant atmosphere
    -this is distinct from a gas giant, which should be considered closer to stars than to planets (round, mostly gas: really just stars without enough critical mass to ignite fusion)
    -and distinct from a moon (no atmosphere, but still round)
    -asteroids, comets, etc make up the miscellany

    and notice, most importantly, i said nothing about what something orbits. what something orbits is really secondary in consideration to what something is composed of. if we find an earth-like "moon" orbiting a gas giant in another solar system, is what it orbits really the first consideration in picking what to call it? no, composition should come first, orbit second. so you could have a moon of the sun (pluto), or a planet of saturn (titan), or an asteroid of mars (deimos/ phobos, etc.)

    so this system demotes not only pluto, but also mercury. while promoting titan. so our solar system is composed of:
    -4 planets (venus, earth, mars, titan)
    -4 gas giants (jupiter, saturn, neptune, uranus)
    -and countless moons (of the sun and the planets)/ asteroids (of the sun and the planets)/ comets/ ring systems/ kuiper belt, oort cloud objects/ etc

    really, as we see more and more exotic arrangements in extrasolar systems as new telescopes come on line, this debate about pluto will look more and more pedantic. and the IAU should really begin focusing on a more rigid definition no matter what, something they said they weren't doing at their last congress. we will soon have a vastly larger catalogue of strange orbital objects/ arrangements out there. pluto is small potatoes... literally

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  9. Oh Pluto by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

    The death of Pluto as a planet is going to be a watershed moment in my, albeit sad, life. No longer can I dwell in childish thoughts of a small comet like body with an excentric orbit being a planet. There are definitions after all. Definitions are an important part of adult life. I can't carry on wearing a cape and claiming to be superman anymore. Its time to stop pretending that my stick is a sword and my coconut percussion is a hourse. Yes, its time to put away such childish thoughts that led to Pluto's planetary status. A world of progress and commerce awaits us bold explorers who dare to stare into the blindingly obvious truth and confront it for what it is. Changing the definition is out of the question. We've matured now, ripped off the band-aid of addolesence in one quick, but fluid motion. As much as we would like to remove the bitting sting of pulling out a dozen arm hairs, we know deep in our hearts that we are better off as we are than as we were. Alas poor Pluto, I hardly knew thee, but though hast gone to a better place. A place where you can be amougnst your own kind. You were my favorite Planet, its true, but now you start a new life abielt less a less glamourus one. You'll forever be my favorite planet, dwarf or otherwise. I'll think of you fondly and call you every other weekend.

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  10. Re:Pluto in School by Jahz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well they'll change the lesson plans when the text books change. The text books will change when the "facts" are decided. Public schools are at least 5 years behind on text books. In the worst case, Pluto has got at least a decade more as a planet :)

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  11. Kuiper biggotry by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since the borderline is probably going to have to be arbitrary, why not use Pluto's diameter as the minimum? If other Kuiper objects are bigger, like Xena, then make Xena a planet also. If we end up with 20 planets, so be it. 25 is about classroom size anyhow such that each kid can get a planet assigned instead of sharing that is done now. Who knows, maybe there is a Mars-sized Kuiper object out there. Dismissing Kuiper objects just because they are "far" is kinda arbitrary. Size is a better criteria than distance.

    1. Re:Kuiper biggotry by phooka.de · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Dismissing Kuiper objects just because they are "far" is kinda arbitrary. Size is a better criteria than distance.


      The exclude Pluto not because it's too far out, but because of its size that wasn't sufficient to let Pluto clear its orbit of other debris. Pluto drifts in a cloud of rocks, none of which are large enough to dominate even their own orbit of debris. Give Pluto and Xena and possibly Gabrielle a billion years or so to form a larger body that ominates its orbit and call it a planet. Until then, let it be the only rock out there that was ever classified as a planet (because initially, it was suspected to be much larger) and that was discovered by an american.

  12. There wasn't a definition before by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They didn't change the definition of a planet; there simply wasn't any precise definition of a planet before. As for all of you who want to keep with tradition, I'll refer you to my previous posting on this.

    If you've got a strong case why Pluto should be considered a planet, let's hear it. All this grumbling about "I don't see why they had to change things..." is rediculous. There wasn't an official definition before. That ambiguity had to change and when they drafted criteria, Pluto didn't make the cut.

    GMD

  13. Better tell solar system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too late, solar system already took Pluto off of his Friends List.

  14. Re:Pluto in School by lbrandy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whether or not Pluto is recognised by these asscociations, Schools will continue to teach that the solar system has nine planets and Pluto is the ninth planet. They wont be changing that basic lesson everytime there is a fight in astromy associations.

    At least the shitty schools, anyway. Maybe your statement is an indictment on how shitty the school system is.. unfortunately, I don't think so. I understand your point that schools have alot of switching costs, and that the 9 planets concept has alot of inertia, but if scientists decide Pluto isn't a planet, then it's not a planet.. I expect my child's school to teach them that. I expect my child's school to teach my children about what real scientists do, and what real science is going on, and even about what real scientists are arguing about. Once scientists finally agree on what is a planet, and who the planets are, I expect my school to keep up. If science changes... schools are supposed to change with it. This idea that you shouldn't have to keep up with science because it's inconvinient... well, don't make me invoke the intelligent-design drama If you aren't going to teach kids the things that science agrees is correct, then what exactly _are_ you going to teach them? Whatever you feel like? Whatever you were taught?

  15. What can the IDers take from this? by UseTheSource · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That scientific "fact" can be changed by petition.

    Yes, I know that this whole planet thing is just taxonomy, but do they? Do the politicians really understand that, either?

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    1. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If Pluto is included in the definition of planet then that would mean also promoting Xena (or 2003 UB313) to planet status as well since it is larger than Pluto. Ceres and Charon are smaller than Pluto, but would need to be considered for entry if Pluto was to remain.

      So, the option was to either demote Pluto and have 8 planets, or promote Xena and maybe others and have 10 - 12 planets. I think the correct decision was made.

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  16. Objective definition? by waxigloo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The problem is that the definition they came up with is still open to interpretation. The official definition from the IAU website:
    (1) A "planet" is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    They demote pluto because it hasn't cleared the neighborhood of its orbit because its orbit intersects the orbit of Neptune. But doesn't this necessarily mean that Neptune has not cleared its neighborhood and therefore is also not a planet?

    What does clearing the neighborhood mean? To me it suggests the planet should have no moons either?

    If you are going to make a big deal and change the definition of something like this you should put a heck of a lot of thought into creating a definition that is objective and not open to interpretation.

  17. The story so far... by vmxeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those of you at home who are playing along, here's the score so far:
    ~800 bc - Roman god of the underworld.
    05-01-1930 - New planet. Also Mickey's new canine companion. Retains position as god of the underworld.
    08-10-2006 - Still a planet. And a dog. Takes time off as god of the underworld to "spend more time with his new ceslestial family".
    08-24-2006 - Demoted as a planet. Reclassified as a "dwarf planet" (or as they prefer to be called "Little planetiods"). Resumes job as god of the underworld.
    Today - A planet again. Maybe. Title of "Roman god the the underworld" undisputed. Still a dog.

    (ps. Tomorrow - Profit ???)

  18. Fine, then - have it both ways by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
    Americans can stick with the nine planets as designed by God.

    The rest of the world can use the metric planets that evolved in our solar system.

    There. Everyone happy now?

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    1. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by phooka.de · · Score: 5, Insightful
      As an architect: the "standard" system kicks the metric system's ass.

      You're actually serious, aren't you? In what way exactly does it kick any ass? The metric systems covers lenght, volume, force... all consistent and based on one, single meter.

      The "standard" (that is, the standard in the US and hardly anywhere else) is based on how many definitions for lenth etc.? How many pints of fuel are in a rocket? Would that be american pints or british dry pints or british liquid pints? How many inches go into a mile? Would that be a normal mile or a nautical one? How many ounces does a quibic yard or foot of water weigh at room temperature?

      The so called (by you) "standard" system is a mess, historically grown and a nightmare to handle.

    2. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, metric planets? Are you trying to claim we have 10 now?

    3. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "As an architect: the "standard" system kicks the metric system's ass." You're actually serious, aren't you? In what way exactly does it kick any ass? The metric systems covers lenght, volume, force... all consistent and based on one, single meter.

      Architecture and carpentry and the like benefit greatly from the Imperial system of measurements becase the base unit -- the foot -- is evenly divisible into halves, thirds, and quarters. This is something that's quite common when dealing with materials as easily manipulated and cut by hand, such as wood. While the metric system is superior in almost every other conceivable way, the Imperial system does excel in this one area, which is why I don't ever expect to see it disappearing from anything involving woodworking.

      Aside from the "one foot = twelve inches" measurement, the rest of the Imperial system is complete garbage. I'm glad the entire world, except for two or three backward countries ;-), moved to the metric system years ago.

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    4. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by gameforge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Basically, stop trying to make systematic classification about what's basically leftoever garbage from when the solar system was born, it's not going to work.

      Isn't Earth some of that garbage? Aren't we?

      That doesn't solve the problem; we're going to have to invent lots of new words if we do that.

      K.I.S.S. Call them sun-moons. Call them planets. Call them gravitationally cohesive stardust wads. All of them - comets, Pluto, 2km wide Kuiper Belt Objects, they all fit the fuzzy, historical non-objective definition of planet which has slowly been accepted as a scientific term.

      I'll bet somewhere there's a moon that has several moons; not being an astronomer, I'll bet they exist in our own solar system.

      I'll bet somewhere a giant star (of not to different composition than Jupiter) orbits a mammoth star (not just a binary solar system with two suns that orbit the same arbitrary point in between them).

      I'll bet somewhere there's a comet with live cells containing DNA.

      We're going to run out of names for this shit and make everything too confusing. Until we get out there and start walking around other solar systems like we own the universe, it's absolutely ridiculous to try and say "this collection of matter is a planet, while this one is a moon, and this one is a star, and this one is a moon of a moon, and this one is a frozen methane block, while this one is a (etc)". They're all extremely unique, and yet they're all the same.

      I for one could get used to the idea of solar planets (stars), terrestreal planets (regular old planets like Venus and Earth and Pluto and Xena and Haley and Hale-Bopp) and lunar planets (moons) and sub-lunar planets (moons of moons).

      I think these astronomers who are just up in arms over what to call this stuff should all sign up on Slashdot; it's the best place to go for substituting unproductive bickering for real work.

  19. Open letter to all US scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear distinguished ladies and gentlemen of letters,

    Humanity has arrived at an inflection point in our history, one whose influence will steer our course for decades, or, more likely, centuries. The post-millennial rise of both Islamic and Christian fundamentalism tears at the very skirts of the Enlightenment.

    Your fellow citizens have twice elected an inarticulate and violent demagogue as President, a man who has expressed deep personal doubts about the validity of the scientific method and its relevance in America's primary-school classrooms. Three-fourths of the adult population profess a belief in angels; two-thirds believe the Christian Bible is the literally-true word of their God. Over half state that humans were created by God in their present form.

    One American adult in one thousand can state the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution.

    Meanwhile, to the elected representatives of this singularly-unenlightened population, you, America's scientists and engineers, have cheerfully handed control of several thousand thermonuclear weapons.

    And now you're bickering endlessly about... whether or not Pluto is a planet.

    Cut this shit out. Now. I don't want to live in another Dark Age, or worse, die upon the threshold of one.

    Let Pluto be Pluto, whatever Pluto is, and let's put our heads together and figure out how to deal with the delusions we've created for ourselves here on Earth. We need intellectual leadership, not semantic panem et circenses.

    Answers? Sorry; you're the scientists, I'm just some obviously-unlaid AC, ranting into the night on Slashdot's nickel. If I had any suggestions, believe me, I'd be making them, but I don't.

    But come on. We've got to do something productive here.

  20. Re:Pluto in School by lbrandy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nope, that's Venus and Earth. Mars is about one-third the mass of earth, IIRC.

    Quoth the wikipedia, "Mars has half the radius of the Earth and only one-tenth the mass, being less dense, but its surface area is only slightly less than the total area of Earth's dry land".

  21. misses the point by bigpat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think a lot of the summaries have missed the point.

    The final "definitions" that they came up are not scientifically useful or even useful for any reason. No better than the previous enumeration of planets. Really a lot worse in that now by definition planets only exist in our solar system. So, all those things that orbit other stars... oh well now they are just thingies that orbit other stars. The draft proposal seemed much better by comparison and provided a much more broadly applicable definition. Hell kick pluto out of the main planets if you want, but do so by increasing some arbitrary size threshold and then don't use planet as part of the name for whatever you are left with, at least if by definition it is now not a planet or any type of planet. Even the dorky sounding "pluton" would have been better than "dwarf planet"

    And you have to imagine we are going to be finding a lot more planets around other stars in the coming decades as telescopes and processing power improve. or we would have, now we can't since all we can find is something that has no category of its own, unless they too will get a two word name that includes the word planet, such as "extrasolar planet" even though the word "planet" alone is not applicable.

    And the part about clearing the neighborhood of the orbit part of the definition seems like it could be problematic from an observational standpoint. The idea that even if we agree to extend this new "definition" to other star systems, then observations probably won't be sensitive enough to be able to determine if the planet-like object has cleared all the asteroids from the "neighborhood". So, until we actually go to another star system, the likelyhood of finding another object and consitently (with the definition) say that we have found a planet will be nil.

    Those of you who think the problem some of us have with these problematic new definitions is merely nostalgia, think again.

    Bring back the draft proposed definitions and maybe tinker with those a bit. These ones they came up with need to be thrown out.

  22. Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Common human consensus had Pluto as a planet and pretty much still does today.

    Geez, you make it sound like they're just some random cranks who got together. This was a meeting of the IAU. Common human consensus had tomatoes as not being fruits and dolphins as fish before people sat down and came up with a consistent definition.

    Pluto's essentially grandfathered in from a time when we hadn't yet found other objects in its size class. I hope you realize that Pluto is only about 2300 km across while our own moon is about 3500 km across. Are we in a double-planet system, or is there some logical reason you can think of for making a smaller object than our moon a planet while our moon is undeserving of the status?

    I think it's high-time we demoted it as nothing more than an oversized trans-Uranic asteroid. I mean, it doesn't even operate on the same elliptic plane as the planets do and it has a "moon" that's half its size. The only reason anyone cares is a knee-jerk anger over having some childhood lesson overturned.

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  23. Definitions are important by westcoaster004 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In science our primary means of communication are words. Because of that, we need to have some degree of stability in the definitions of the words that we are using. At the same time, we (scientists) are constantly encountering new phenomena which can challenge our current definitions and systems of classification. Much of the same problem can be seen in biology: when taxonomists were originally dividing living organisms into families, species, and genuses, they had no genetic information available - they based their classifications on the structures present. However now many species have had their relations reassigned based on genetics - this means new names which better line up with the facts that are now known. Still, not everything must be changed; it is not always necessary.
    Much the same has happened with physics, chemistry, and astronomy. In chemistry, the term "dative bond" has been all but replaced by alternative words. Some (older chemists) still use it, however it is a word that many disfavour. (And personally I prefer its use to some of the more clumsy longer names given.) In astronomy, "planet" was originally the name given to "wandering stars," yet we still use the term planet to describe them. Admittedly a case could be made for changing our definition, but I think that subclasses are possily a better way to go. Most of us have accepted the term "Gas Giant" for some time, and it in no way lessens the planetary status of such giants. Perhaps the idea of Dwarf Planets will gain similar acceptance?
    Frankly though, I am not entirely sure that size is always the best way to categorize anything (despite our human inclination to do so)... perhaps composition or habitability might be better? (although this will be of limited use if we're never bother to visit them) I could easily be persuaded to describe pluto as an "icy planet"... or Earth as an "M-class planet."

  24. What I heard... by astrogirl2900 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is that because of the New Horizons http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Horizons mission NASA and US astronomers has been pushing for a definition where Pluto is a planet because it is more prestigious to send a probe to a planet than to a dwarf planet. We are supposed to be scientists, and make definitons that make sense from a scientific point of view, but this is politics.

  25. Metric! by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Informative


    That's approximately 117 mm for the real scientists ;-)

  26. Re:Pluto in School by patio11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >>
    I expect my child's school to teach my children about what real scientists do, and what real science is going on, and even about what real scientists are arguing about.
    >>

    Then why do you care about your school teaching *astronomy*? Here's everything anyone needs to know about astronomy: space is big and mostly empty. Every once in a while, you'll find a burning ball of gas. Every once in a very long while, some rocks of various shapes and sizes. We're not sure how space got here. Some people find space impressive. For the rest of your life, a couple billion of your tax dollars will be spent firing rockets into space to get a better look at the rocks. OK, that wraps up astronomy. Lets move on to chemistry, biology, physics, and other sciences which actually have an impact on the lives of human beings.

  27. What was wrong with the first suggestion? by JanneM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really liked the original suggestion. It's a planet if:

    * It is round under its own gravity

    * it is not already classified as a star

    * It is not a satellite to something else not classified as a star (ie. when the common point of rotation is located within the body of the other object)

    A possible fourth criteria could be:

    * It orbits something classified as a star

    though I'd be happy without that criteria, making solitary, wandering bodies be called planets as well.

    Sure, that will probably get us planets by the dozen as we get a clearer idea of what't out in the edges of our system - but why is that a problem? It's not like having nine planets has some mysterious significance, and it hasn't been nine - or eight for that matter - for very long either.

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  28. Re:Pluto in School by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you aren't going to teach kids the things that science agrees is correct, then what exactly _are_ you going to teach them?

    Propaganda, same as always.

    KFG

  29. A "planet" is . . . by achurch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    . . . something you look at and say, "hey, that's a planet."

    No, seriously. Given all the historical baggage surrounding the term "planet", people shouldn't be trying to use it as a scientific term in the first place. If you want something that can be used to scientifically denote a certain class of astronomical objects, call them "primary satellites" or something. What's wrong with saying something like this, for example? "A planet is one of the nine satellites of Sol: Mercury, Venus, Earth, ..., Pluto; or a similar object orbiting another star that is widely recognized as a planet." That keeps the status quo with respect to our solar system, which doesn't seem to have hurt anything in the 76 years it's been around, and lets public opinion decide on anything else that pops up. Which leaves astronomers free to spend their valuable time actually watching the sky rather than trying to convince people that something that looks like a planet and smells like a planet isn't actually a planet.

  30. Re:Pluto in School by SnowZero · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the books should be changed to indicate that Pluto's planet status is just a "theory", and give equal time to different scientific definitions.

  31. Americans can't stand losing out? by phooka.de · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Pluto is / was the *only* planet discovered by americans. Now american astronomers fight for it to remain a planet. Never mind that any sensible definition of "planet" that includes Pluto will have to include hundreds, if not thousands of other ball-shaped rocks out in the Kuiper belt.

    So what do we have? A nation for which to win (keeping the planet they discovered) is more important than to have a good result overall (a solid definition of "planet" that's usable for the forseeable future). Unfortunately, they're the strongest bullies on the playground and they don't mind pushing the other kids around. Let's hope they don't buy the majority they need to get "their" planet back.

    Can't admit defeat with style, have to bitch around, looking silly and pissing everybody else off. (sighs)

  32. Re:Can't seem to find Pluto at all by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wrong domain. The www means you're requesting Pluto from the Earth.

  33. Re:FP? by comrade+k · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not to mention the fact that neutrons are subatomic particles.

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  34. The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by jesterzog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Despite the headlines, astronomers are not arguing over whether Pluto's a planet. They're arguing over the right way to define "planet". Pluto's relevent only because lots of people are used to thinking of Pluto as a planet, and don't want a definition that leaves Pluto out.

    My only relevant qualification for this argument is to be an enthusiastic amateur astronomer, but if anything it has meant I've been following it quite closely.

    To be honest, the whole argument seems quite ridiculous to me. If the definition if a planet is so waffley that astronomers can't agree on it, then astronomers shouldn't be using the word for anything important in the first place. I'm a little surprised that the IAU saw the need to have a vote on this definition at all, and I'm even more surprised at the apparent outrage that's being expressed by professional astronomers whom I'd have thought might have had more interesting things to do with their time.

    It's not as if we don't already have unambiguous ways to describe what's being referred to. The word "planet" is really just a convenience word that can be used as short-hand by people in informal communication. So what if we can count how many "planets" we have? Doing so is a convenient simplistic way to indicate about how many "big things" there are, but it doesn't even start to describe the real complexity of the Solar System.

    1. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by SixByNineUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a profesional astronomer and in my experiance most of my collegues could not really care less about this. For evidance, the fact that so few people voted shows that most astronomers are more interested in real science, not pointless naming conventions.

  35. Scientists don't have a monopoly on "Planet" by landryraccoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Planet" is only a label, and it's one used in contexts other than Science. Literature, History, Mythology, and Religion, among other things. When someone says Pluto is a planet in those contexts, it has no bearing on science. So, popular culture can continue to define Pluto as a planet and why not? Why should science have a monopoly? This is NOT like saying the Earth is flat. Saying the Earth is flat is a claim about the universe, saying Pluto is a planet is only giving it a label. When you say Pluto is a planet, most people aren't saying anything OTHER than the fact that it's an object in our solar system that's always been called a planet, and what's wrong with that? Why couldn't you say: "A Planet is one of the following nine objects in our solar system : Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, and various other objects found outside our solar system, as decided by common useage." An Astronomer is free to say, "Pluto is not technically a planet, by the scientific definition." But that doesn't give any grounds to criticize people who want to call it a planet anyway.

  36. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by z0idberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Geez, you make it sound like they're just some random cranks who got together. This was a meeting of the IAU. Common human >consensus had tomatoes as not being fruits and dolphins as fish before people sat down and came up with a consistent definition.

    Are you suggesting that witches are not actually made out of wood?

  37. Do you work for Lockheed Martin? by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Informative
  38. there's only one reason for all this by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lovell (he of canals on Mars fame) decided that there must be a huge Gas Giant out beyond Neptune, but could never find one.

    In order to find this planet, and ensure that Lovell wasn't primarily remembered for his fanciful and incorrect thesis regarding life/civilisation on Mars, a junior astronomer was set to work searching for this suposed super giant Gas Planet.

    Note that I say Junior, no-one else wanted the job, no-one....

    Instead of a Huge Gas Giant, he found a tiny rock. As it turns out this was the first sighting of a Kuiper Belt Object, a noteworthy acheivement in itself which was sullied and robbed of its true importance as a milestone in astronomy due to the politics of the day within the astronomy movement.

    So, this tiny rock was hailed as Lovells planet, in spite of the ludicrous nature of this claim, given the obvious disparity between the predicted object, and the one found. It could never have caused the gravitational perturbance by which the presence of the gas giant was inferred by Lovell.
    It's status as a planet, whilst debated by some then, and many since, has been assured due to this fear of blackening Lovells name.

    Interestingly, none of the astronomers who wanted Pluto to be a planet would consider calling our moon, or Ceres planets, even though admitting Pluto into the list of planets meant these, among others, would now qualify.

    It is this bizarre situation that the decision regarding Pluto is seeking to resolve. That not many astronomers were there to vote is beside the point. The vote was known to be taking place a long time in advance (many months), it wasn't a rushed secret ballot or anything.

    The people who want to discredit the vote don't actually have an alternative classification, they just want the ambiguity to remain.

    In effect, what we have here is an old fashioned cat fight among supposedly mature people of science (predominantly men).

  39. Re:How is it important? by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Informative

    planet used to mean 'anything that moved in the night sky', the literal translation being 'wandering star'.

    Originally even the Sun was classed as a planet, as was the moon, any comets that were seen, jupiter, the lot.

    As a definition it's changed a lot.

  40. Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by teal_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh but it is, it's very important. A precise terminology is critical to get anything done in any field.

    Nostalgia or neat names your kids like are no reason to violate the rules of your field. AIDS was orginally categorized as a form of cancer, but then we found that it's not a cancer, so we stopped calling it a cancer. It's simple, really. Once you disprove something, it makes no sense to go on believing it.

    The simple truth is that if you call Pluto a planet, then you also have to call Ceres and potentially hundreds of bodies in the Kuiper belt planets as well. Pluto does not dominate its orbit around the sun, it shares it with Charon, they spin around each other, one is not a moon of the other. None of the other planets in the solar system have such a symbiosis, they all have moons that orbit them. What shall we do when we manage to spot specific planetary bodies in distant solar systems? "let's see... hrm, that's a class-M planet, that's a gas giant, that's a dead rock, all of these have moons and they're spherical and dominate their orbits, but hey, here's a neat looking body there dancing with another body, I guess that's a planet too, let's call it Mickey and forget the thing it's spinning with." Where does it end? We need a concise definition that works every time, no exceptions.

    As it is, with that gold disc in the voyager spacecrafts showing the planets of our system, it's doubtful ET will find us now since he'll see our system has only 8 planets but his directions said there would be 9. If he stumbles into the system anyway, and finds that's he's got the right place, he's going to think we're a bunch of retards for saying we have 9 planets :)

    1. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by Twiek · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do realize that Ceres was classified as a planet before the discovery of more asteroids, right?

      What makes the Kuiper belt so different that its inhabitants get to be planets, and the asteroids don't?

    2. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by pnewhook · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pluto should have never been classified as a planet, and was only done so for political reasons, not scientific. It's not in a standard orbit like a planet, it highly eccentric, crossing Neptune's orbit as well as being tilted significantly in the plane of the solar system as compared to the other planets. It's moon is over half its own diameter.

      It's probably a rock/ice blob from the Oort cloud that came too close to one of the gas giants and ended up in a roughly stable orbit. It's more like a failed comet than a planet.

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  41. To the rebellious 424: by PinkyDead · · Score: 2, Funny

    The world doesn't revolve around you, you know!

    Wait... this just in: the IAU have had another vote, and... well, apparently it does. Or does it?

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  42. that's pretty funny propaganda by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so if i say to you that osama bin laden believes in god, and justifies what he does in the name of god, does that invalidate or diminish the idea of god in your mind?

    no, of course not, that's not logical. if i believe in idea x (evolution) and i believe in idea y (genocide), the fact that idea y is stupid/ wrong does not automatically mean idea x is stupid/ wrong. nor does it mean that if i believe in idea x, that i must also believe in idea y

    get it?

    but thank you for the humorous propaganda. it's always nice to see politically motivated lies and half truths making the rounds, convincing the gullible of ridiculous demagoguery and manipulating their emotions and acting on their prejudices

    you know... like the nazis did ;-)

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  43. we defeat them with reclassification? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    (bad) alien: "BOW BEFORE ZOD!"

    IAU: "i hearby reclassify you from bad alien to good alien"

    **poof**

    (good) alien: "E.T. Phone home..."

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  44. Scientific classifications change all the time... by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I just don't get why this is raising such a fuss.

    When I was a kid, there were Baltimore Orioles. Then they decided that they were really the same species as Bullock's Oriole and both of them got renamed the "Northern Oriole." Then molecular genetics studies suggested they were really all that similar and now there are Baltimore Orioles again.

    My science teachers were old enough to remember when _their_ sciences teachers had said "There are ninety-two elements. There have always been ninety-two elements. There will always be ninety-two elements." And "elementary" particles? Don't get me started...

    The horseshoe crab was Limulus polyphemus. Then it was Xiphosura polyphemus. Now it ''seems'' to be Limulus again... or is it?

    Classification is prescientific activity. It's very important but it's always arbitrary and subject to change.

  45. Re:FP? by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative
    Can't say I disagree with keeping the old definition, when they had to change the definition of a planet to exclude Pluto.

    Remember that all of this has happened before. Once upon a time, Ceres was a planet. Then other asteroids were discovered. The first few became planets too. Then astronomers realised that these were all objects from a seperate class, and redefined them not to be planets. Pluto is exactly the same. We thought it was a planet when it was the only KBO we knew. Now we know there's millions more of them, and Pluto isn't even the biggest of them. Pluto is member of a seperate class of objects, and will be defined as such. If not now, than after a few more big KBOs have been discovered.

  46. five planets by devonbowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I'd like to go back to the original five. The word "planet" comes from Greek and means "wanderer". They were called that because they didn't move with the stars as they (seemingly) rotated around the earth. In other words, they were defined in a way that was useful for human beings.

    Since then we've been discovering adding objects that aren't visible to the naked eye. This has taken the word out of the realm of normal folk and into the realm of science. But it's not science. It's a pretty much an arbitrary definition that really doesn't mean much to scientists one way or another - other than as a possible marketing opportunity for a pluto mission.

    With the new definition of 8 (and with the old of 9) school children learn that there are 8 (or 9) planets. Why? Because the teacher said so. Yet when they dig deeper to learn about the other objects and why they aren't planets what do they find? That basically we just made up an answer that sounded like it might sound scientific.

    In this day and age when science is trying to defend itself not only against the intelligent design crowd but also government funding agencies, it seems to me that this whole fiasco only makes things worse. Science claims to be the light, the truth, the way of trying not to fool ourselves. But I can't imagine this whole thing looks very "enlightened" to the general public. Probably looks more like the circus that it is.

    So I say we should do science a favor and give the word back to the sky watchers and the sidewalk astronomers. Someplace where the word can actually be useful.

    Devon

  47. Your problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    is that you seem to think that there is a *re* definition of "planet" going on here. That isn't the case. This is about the definition of planet. There has been NO definition of what "planet" means and they are trying to work out what defninition to use.

    Deciding a version that includes pluto is as abitrary as deciding on one that excludes it. However, excluding Pluto-accepting-definition means that we have a reasonable chance of remembering what planets we do have. A definition that includes pluto would either have to have "and pluto, because we thought it was at the time" at the end. Which reads a little silly.

    So, to reduce the sillyness, the actual definition (which is not changed, it is brand new and never defined, except as a list of names (which isn't a definition: no extrasolar planets are named in the list, so they can't be planets...), a definition is made that just happens to exclude pluto as a planet.

  48. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways. by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    should past mistakes in classifications remain just because of their age?

    This is a picayune problem compared to the ones in zoological taxonomy.

    Well, you know, if you applied the same standards for defining a species across the board... on the one hand half the species listed would become variants, and we'd have to consider making genus "Pan" part of genus "Homo". On the other hand, if we want to maintain the majority of the species listed as separate species then we'd have to deal with whether different races of man should be considered subspecies. And what a can of worms THAT would open up. All the racists in the world would come squirming out from under their rocks with their pet theories... but the fact is there's more difference between celts and saxons than between Urocyon Cinereoargenteus and Urocyon Littoralis.

    In addition... it's not like astronomers actually need a definition of "planet". It's not a distinction that actually matters scientifically... the textbooks you're so dismissive of are probably the biggest reason there's a debate at all.

  49. Royal Rumble by FatherOfONe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, the only way to settle this thing once and for all is to have them fight it out in a steel cage. The last astronomer standing gets to decide.

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  50. How about TOFCAP by innot · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Object Formerly Classified As Planet.

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  51. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by anakin876 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    actually - Tomatoes are fruits by a botanical defnition and vegetables by a legal one. The U.S. Supreme Court declared they were vegetables based on a definition based on the way in which they were used.

  52. No it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Moon is tidally locked to the Earth, standing on the moon and looking up at the Earth, it would look like the Earth hangs there in the exact same spot, 24/7/365.

  53. But is it really about science? by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this really a "better definition of a planet" -- or just different? IMO, it's all semantics and that's the thing that has some people scratching their heads... This isn't about science, per se, it's about the politics of naming.

    I don't really care whether Pluto is a "planet" or "pluton" or "dwarf planet" (since I've long been out of school) but the question I keep asking myself is "Why is the new definition 'better'?" Is it more accurate? Clearer? My take is that if you say "the planets are these nine (or ten, or twenty) bodies," that's perfectly as acceptable as saying "a body that's in orbit around the Sun, that's mostly round, that has cleared other bodies from its vicinity." The first definition is less flexible (and has lead to some arguments over whether newly-discovered bodies are "planets") but the new definition was also carefully crafted to include and exclude the things that are (or are not) to be part of the group.

    One thing that amuses me about this is the politics of naming and/or grouping things. The current issue with astronomers is so much like what we get from doctors, with their naming fetish: a sort of neo-pagan belief that naming a thing gives you power over it. I always find it amusing when the doctor tells you you're suffering from plantar fasciitis, which is to say "sole band" - as if calling an injury by its location (in Latin) is some magical incantation. Or perhaps the Latin naming can give us insight into the current controversy. After all, these "star lawyers" are working on their naming conventions. :-)

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    1. Re:But is it really about science? by 2short · · Score: 2, Insightful



      "Why is the new definition 'better'?" Is it more accurate? Clearer?"

      Than what? There has not been a definition at all previously. There's been a listing of things that has varried in length from 5 down to 4, then slowly up to nine, and then bopped between 10 and 9 a few times, but it's never been based on any clear criteria. "What are the planets in the solar system?" is the total extent of what most grade-school kids learn about astronomy. It would be nice if it meant something. In particular, it would be nice if it meant something based on astronomy. Teaching kids things solely because they're the same things their parents were taught is for sunday school, not science class.

      Not change the definition to suit better knowledge because you learned there were these 9 planets? What hubris! The current list of 9 isn't even two generations old; what makes us so special that our grade school learning must be gospel?

      In any field, having good, clearly defined technical terminology is not a fetish, it's important.

      Calling it "Plantar fasciitis" DOES give you power over it. If you call it that, other doctors will understand exactly what tendon is distressed, and can meaningfully discuss and compare treatments for it; medical science can advance. They cannot do so if they just say "hurty foot" for any and all foot injuries. They use latin because it's an easy way to come up with names for things that aren't already in (conflicting) use.

  54. Pluto Making a Comeback by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Revenge of the Plutons: This Time it's Personal.