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HP's Dunn Stepping Down

XJHardware writes "Yahoo news is reporting that Patricia Dunn is stepping down from the chair of HP." From the article: "Hurd will retain his existing positions as chief executive and president and Dunn will remain as a director after she relinquishes the chair on Jan. 18. 'I am taking action to ensure that inappropriate investigative techniques will not be employed again. They have no place in HP,' Hurd said in a statement. Dunn apologized for the techniques used in the company's probe, which included 'pretexting' in which private investigators impersonated board members and journalists to acquire their phone records."

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  1. Head of Global Ops Too by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Informative

    This really isn't a surprise if HP wanted to hold together as a company. This damage may be deeper than you think as their Head of Global Operations, Giles Bouchard is leaving by October 31st. It doesn't indicate what his reasons are but he's been working there for two years, why now? Will we see others follow or will Dunn's resignation stop others from jumping ship?

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    1. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by biglig2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      She's remaining a director after scamming the phone records of other directors? Frankly the entire board should go: the crooks should go because they're crooks, and the rest should go because they're crazy to stay on the board of a company that does this sort of thing.

      By the way, isn't this sort of thing kind of illegal? Shouldn't people be going to jail?

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    2. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, Kevin Mitnick got himself jail time doing this sort of thing. The only difference is that, not being a company insider, he had to start from scratch. When you already have people's SSNs because you are a high-level executive with power or influence over HR, it should be trivial.

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    3. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      How do you make that leap of logic?

      Company brings in new CEO to turn company around. He hires some people and fires others. It's 80 billion plus dollar multinational, and after two years he hasn't finished making changes. What is unusual here?

    4. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1, Insightful
      By the way, isn't this sort of thing kind of illegal? Shouldn't people be going to jail?
      "People" go to jail. CEOs of Big Companies were not made to suffer the indignity of being subject to so vulgar a thing as "the law". The Ascendancy in prison?! What will they think of next?
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    5. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By the way, isn't this sort of thing kind of illegal? Shouldn't people be going to jail?

      IMHO there are people at the phone company that should be going to jail.

      I imagine this dialog between a scammer and the phone company:
      scammer: Hey, I can't remember who I called, can you send me my records
      phoneco: Sure, what's your name
      scammer: Tom Perkins
      phoneco: cool, here you go
      scammer: [to self] hmmm, that was easy, and useful for inside-trading too
      scammer: [to self] let's call the phone co again
      scammer: Hey, I can't remember who I called, can you send me my records
      phoneco: Sure, what's your name
      scammer: Bill Gates
      phoneco: cool, here you go

      IMHO

      1. It should be criminal for phone co's to even keep these records because of the risk of abuse, and
      2. They should be locked up if they leak this info inappropriately
      phoneco: cool, here you go
    6. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, isn't this sort of thing kind of illegal? Shouldn't people be going to jail?

      You're obviously not from the U.S.

    7. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It should be criminal for phone co's to even keep these records because of the risk of abuse,

      How are they going to send you itemised bills then?

      This is why the US needs something like the Data Protection Act. Basically, it is supposed to ensure that the data which companies store is relevant, correct, not kept longer than necessary and only disclosed where appropriate.

      It's been blamed by a few companies for doing things wrong in the past, but that's generally because they had lousy policies and hadn't actually read the legislation that the policy was supposed to help them comply with.

    8. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      CEOs of Big Companies were not made to suffer the indignity of being subject to so vulgar a thing as "the law".

      Tell it to Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, and Michael Milken.

      I'm sure this class-warfare rhetoric of yoursgoes over great with impressionable undergrads, but the fact of the matter is that wealth doesn't shield anyone from prosecution.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, every so often the hoi polloi catch a whiff of some scandal big enough that one of the Ascendancy must be sacrificed in order to maintain the illusion that they are generally "Good People" who "Work Hard" to "Make This Country a Better Place" and "Provide Jobs." Of course, they go to Rich Man's Prison. You and I would have to pay to get into a club that nice. But this isn't that big of a scandal. To be frank, most of us hoi polloi don't care if they are only fucking over each other.

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    10. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by dan828 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, they go to Rich Man's Prison.

      You're misinformed. They go to federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

    11. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bullshit. For every CEO jailed to keep the masses appeased, 10 more who did far worse go free. At that level of wealth and power, 90% of the people are sociopaths if not outright psychopaths. You can chant "class warfare rhetoric" with your fingers in your ears all you want, but the fact is, they know the difference, and we simply do not matter to people like that. They screw us over all the time, and when the story breaks, someone has to be sacrificed to appease the masses and keep up the illusion that it's only a "few bad apples" instead of a bushel of rotten worm infested fruit. Class is still an issues, as much as the owning class would like you to believe it isn't. Why do 10% of the people own and control 90% of the resources? Unless you are making over a million a year, you simply have no interests in common with these people, and anyone who defends them or mocks those who speak of class issues is traitor to their own kind, a toading sycophant who hopes that if they talk the owning class talk, they'll be let into the club. The only way your getting into that club is as a busboy.

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    12. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Where's your sources on that? Or do you just like saying "pound me in the ass prison" and daydreaming about all the fun they have there?

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    13. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by aevans · · Score: 1

      Republicans, all. And thus class traitors, to boot.

    14. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

      Your personal info is supposed to be safe in the hands of certain people. Perhaps there need to be more that are held accountable?

      Still...maybe it's not enough. You didn't mention this act. Did you even know it existed?

      If the populace doesn't know big laws like this there's no way that anyone is going to worry about enforcing them.

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    15. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by aevans · · Score: 1

      what is this "Ascendancy" you speak of? The name itself smells of class mobility.

    16. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do 10% of the people own and control 90% of the resources?


      'Cos 90% of the people are a bunch of lazy whiners who spend all day posting to /. about how life isn't fair and there should be 100% tax on everyone who earns more than they do so that they can have a free house?

      It's unfortunate that you come across as a raving lunatic, because there is an underlying truth to your concerns. The real question you should be asking yourself is why, when Western democracies have long since discarded the concept of hereditary political power do we still allow the inheritance of wealth? So your parents worked hard and amassed a vast fortune, so what? You already benefit from being able to go to any college, being given a nice car etc. Paris Hilton is the poster child for this kind of problem. What has she contributed to the family business? Why should she profit from it?

      However, to paint everyone who has done well for themselves with the same brush is just ridiculous. I earn an above average salary, well above, but I didn't get a leg up from my parents. They raised me well, then I moved away and spent a decade in college to get a Ph.D.. Now I work hard and contibute to the net worth of my company. Some day I might be filthy rich, and I'll enjoy every minute without a single moment of guilt because I worked my arse off for it. That doesn't make me a traitor to all the people I went to high school with who stayed in my home town sitting in a bar bitching about how the rich people have it all instead of going out, developing a skill set and then using it. Why should everyone get a free ride?

      In the future maybe we will live in a robot fuelled utopia where anything you can imagine can be built for you for nothing. We will all live in palaces with 50' LCD TVs and can sit down and work on important science problems and creating wonderful art without worrying about anything so vulgar as money. In the meantime, the almighty dollar continues to exist as a way of keeping score. Some bunch of guys working for Sony work several hours to make a nice big TV for me, and I work several hours at my company to make a product that the local barman wants, and he gives the guys at Sony some beer. It's too hard to keep track of all that, so we use "labor counters" that we call "money". "Wealthy" really just means, "I did a bunch of work that a lot of people valued". Money is just a way of keeping track (except for people like Ms Hilton - see above).
    17. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by aevans · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is why the US needs something like the Data Protection Act. Basically, it is supposed to ensure that the data which companies store is relevant, correct, not kept longer than necessary and only disclosed where appropriate.

      "Supposed" being the key word. That's the clipper chip mindset. Back then we were smart enough to think letting the pigs control the means of production was worse than letting the farmers have control, or at least no better. At least the farmers had a stake in it.

      If you want records to be accurate, and not disclosed inappropriately, prosecute their misuse. Sarbanes-Oxley has done wonders to reduce the amount of records. Actually, it wasn't the S-Ox legislation, it was the Anderson Accounting criminal investigations. S-Ox just created a market for outsourced paper shredders and email hosting, since most companies can't be bothered to waste time "documenting" their document retention strategies.

    18. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      Don't know, just using the GP poster's word, 'cause it sounded good. :) I was guessing he meant this definition: Dominant in position or influence; superior. Class mobility is a myth, a bread and circuses game to make everyone think they can be owning class. A rare few people make it, but most that do have to figuratively sell their souls to do so, buying into the owning class ideology lock, stock and barrel.

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    19. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      Don't care enough to put a name behind your words? They must not be worth much then.

      I'm not talking about giving everyone a free ride, I'm talking about equitable (not equal) access to the means of production. I'm talking about people like Mrs. Hilton, who make up far more of owning class society than you'd like to admit. Working hard doesn't garauntee you shit. Plenty of people work hard and aren't rewarded equitably for it. I just want a level playing field and a fair opportunity. I'm as smart and work as hard as any millionaire or billionaire, and it hasn't made me rich. I make an above average salery, but I don't come from the owning class, so I didn't have the opportunites to parley my skills into millions.

      Wealthy doesn't mean you necesarily did anythything more than anyone else, it just means you had more opportunity in a system that is class based, not merit based.

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    20. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      How about this.

      Things have changed.

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    21. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Godeke · · Score: 1

      Look, you are on my buddy list because I usually find your comments interesting. However "wealth doesn't shield anyone from prosecution" is just "see no evil" silly.

      Wealth *does* shield people from prosecution in several ways:

      1. People in positions of power are less likely to be harassed by police during an investigation, in part because they have access to lawyers who can enforce procedure from the very beginning. They and are not dependent of either a scramble for a lawyer they can afford or worse, a public defender.

      2. There is a bias in perception among law enforcement that poor people commit crimes, not the wealthy. This creates a blind spot when investigating that can be overcome with significant evidence, but exists nonetheless.

      3. Even when a wealthy person so obviously commits a crime that the government has no choice but to act, these people have the ability to get "token" penalties. Celebrities have this happen with alarming frequency.

      My wife does research at the state level on the outcomes of "risky behavior (drugs, alcohol, prostitution, etc)" and the outcomes thereof. She is responsible of keeping the legislature aware of trends in such areas (she was stumping the issue of meth production years ago, before it exploded to the current problem).

      One of the things that is in her data is socioeconomic status and outcomes thereof. The interesting point: people of high economic status who are arrested for drug charges (as an example) are only a fraction as likely as those of low status to actually be convicted of those charges. Those who are convicted are also more likely to get probation instead of prison time. Even more interesting is that hospital admittance data shows that affluent people are only arrested a tiny fraction as often as the poor compared to the rates of use that the hospital admittance data shows.

      I find it difficult to believe that this disparity is only applied in terms of drug charges, although the mapping may not be completely linear. My point is that wealth is a very effective shield against low grade crimes because of the prejudices of the system itself and the resources that the wealthy have.

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    22. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do 10% of the people own and control 90% of the resources?

      For a couple of reasons. One because of cronyism which you have identified. The other is because there are a lot of people who are much smarter and harder working than the "90%". Not everyone with wealth was born into it.

    23. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      What a nice piece of propaganda. It makes my point, this is all about placating the masses. I looked up Allenwood Prison. There are low, medium, and high security facilites. How much do you want to bet, the guy in that article was going to the low securityside of things. Oh, poor boy, he had to wait two weeks in the high security side until a bed in the country club opened up.

      I looked up Eglin Prison, the other prison mentioned in the article, and its nickname is "Club Fed." Oooh! Sounds rough! Yeah, the article says things have changed. The inmates only get 300 free telephone minutes a month. How do they live!?! It also talks about the new, tougher sentencing laws, and how more white collar criminals get longer sentances and therefore have to go to tougher prisons. But the men mentioned get nothing when you think about what mandatory sentances for, say, crack dealing are. Poor black man on the street selling crack gets minimum 20 years, these guys get 3, 4, maybe 8 years for ripping people off to the tune of billions of dollars. That's fair. And when they get out, they still have options.

      I took the time to look up these guys biographies, and I'm seeing a trend. Ken lay came from a poor family. Skilling comes from a middle class background. Andrew Fastow, middle class. Martha Stewart, poor. Bernie Ebbers, poor. Are you starting to get the picture here? None of the people in these high profile cases came from money. These are sacrificial lambs. Show me one person from old money who has been convicted of anything serious.

      Things have not changed a bit, but you go on believing that everything's fair and just if that helps you sleep at night.

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    24. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by egriebel · · Score: 1
      I'm sure this class-warfare rhetoric of yoursgoes over great with impressionable undergrads, but the fact of the matter is that wealth doesn't shield anyone from prosecution.

      Yeah, you tell him!! Justice works! Power to the People! Oh, wait a minute, what about Orenthal "The Juice" Simpson? And Global Crossing's CEO/Chairman Gary Winnick who paid off --err, donated-- enough to both sides of the political fence so that he would not face prosecution? Not only were no charges brought, but on Christmas Eve, Ass-croft announced that there wouldn't even be any f-king investigation.

      Justice works, it just seems to work better for you if you're rich.

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    25. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      None of the people in these high profile cases came from money.

      Um, dude, that is because most of the CEOs, etc come from middle or lower class! If you are born to wealth why would you work hard enough to be CEO? It really does take effort - that BS about upper class makes no sense, even your own research disputes it! (I do know that old rich guys tend to get away with murder, like Senator Ted Kenedy, for example. But they do not lead comerce, and I have a sneaky suspicion that you don't want him prosecuted - even if I certainly do!)

      As for the disparity in prisons and sentencing, I agree that if it exists it should go away. That said, however, nonviolent criminals do not require the lockdown that violent ones do for obvious reasons. Prison is a box they put you in. Anything worse than that should be reserved to protect the guards and other inmates.

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    26. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tell it to Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, and Michael Milken.

      I'm sure this class-warfare rhetoric of yoursgoes over great with impressionable undergrads, but the fact of the matter is that wealth doesn't shield anyone from prosecution.


      Lay, Ebbers, and Milken all disappeared money belonging to other rich people.
    27. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      Thanks for implying that I wouldn't want to see a murderer prosecuted after I've been going on and on about fairness. That really makes me feel like you understand me (not.) I don't believe in "my team vs. yours." I don't believe in dogma, and I don't believe in ideology. I believe in figuring things out for myself.

      Most CEOs do not come from the middle or lower class, I really don't know where you would even get that. I recently had a conversation about that with another fellow here, he claimed that most of the wealthiest people on the planet came from middle class or lower and cited Forbes. Well, I went to Forbes list of billionaires and picked a random sample of 10 or so. Now, half of those were listed by Forbes as "self made," but upon further research into their biographies they came from upper middle class backgrounds at the lowest, and most of that 50% came from real money, just not billionaire level money. The social contacts and training one gets growing up owning class are invaluable for building a fortune.

      I can tell you are a good person, and mean well. This is one of the saddest facts I've found: well meaning people with a good heart often defend unfair systems most vehemently, because if the system is really unfair, their conscience would drive them to do something about it. They realize that the system is actually grossely unfair, to the point that people who try to do something about it are often kicked in the teeth. And so their fear of not being able to survive were they to rebel against the unfairness keeps them from acknowledging the unfariness at all.

      It's very sad, and I don't blame those people for being in the position the world put them in. Were I more like you, and like many on the left, I would blame them. I would claim that everyone has the opportunity to see how unfair the system is and work against it, and that those who don't are lazy or evil. But like I said, I'm not like that. I might have been unlucky in a material sense, but I've been very lucky in a metaphysical sense and have been shown things and taught lessons by the universe that most people never have the opportunity to learn. Doesn't make me better, just different.

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    28. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that most of the top 500 richest people started out with "enough that they could do anything, but not enough to do nothing," as that is the standard I adhere to. It would be rather impressive to go up 6 orders of magnitude in income (hey - I still aspire to do it, though). What I (and most likely your friend) are talking about is, say, everyone with a net worth (excluding your house) of $1M, or all CEOs, or some such metric. Most of those guys come from lower to middle class, and are now upper middle class. All I'm saying is that hard (and smart) work can take you above your beginnings.

      I really think it is foolish to say that the existence of billionaires makes the poor worse off. If I went out and assasinated everyone on the F500 tommorrow, would the poor be better off? What if I took all their money after killing them and gave every American $1,000 dollars? Would the poor be better off in 5 years? Or would prices just instantly go up by the amount distributed? Distributing money does not make coconuts appear! If you distrbute the money, there are still only 5 coconuts to go around, so the price of the coconut must rise. In addition, if those people did anything that others cannot do (which is the belief I hold), the poor would be worse off because companies would be run even worse than now - so there would be fewer jobs.

      The big secret, I believe, is that Bill Gates is actually not that much richer than a $100 millionaire. If he tried to buy more happiness or pleasure, he couldn't. The things he can do that a $100 millionaire can't do are not very meaningful - except when used to help others. Money has a nonlinear value associated with it - and I believe that explains a lot of the unfairness perceived by most people.

      As an aside, did you know that all this business of the top 5% getting richer faster than everyone else is statistically unavoidable? Think about it - income is distributed in a Poisson-like distribution, so a 1% increase in population causes a huge rise in income for the top 5%. Try it out - write a little program that randomly chooses incomes (vaguely guassian, like the sum of 100 random ints), and see what happens to that statistic as you increase the population...

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    29. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      The real question you should be asking yourself is why, when Western democracies have long since discarded the concept of hereditary political power do we still allow the inheritance of wealth? So your parents worked hard and amassed a vast fortune, so what? You already benefit from being able to go to any college, being given a nice car etc. Paris Hilton is the poster child for this kind of problem. What has she contributed to the family business? Why should she profit from it?

      Better Paris Hilton gets it than George Bush, IMHO. Considering what they're likely to spend it on, anyway...

    30. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by buzzzz · · Score: 1

      >>Why do 10% of the people own and control 90% of the resources?

      Actually, for capitalism to work it is important that those 10% uber rich exist. It is that dream the other 90% spend their life working hard for. One of the reasons that Capitalism works over more Socialist models is that it is able to motivate individuals to work harder and better. It does that because the millions see the potential to become like the 10% rich guys and know that they too can do it.

      If the money was equally divided, where would be the motivation to work better? Who would be the role models? The rags to riches stories? All of which are an integral part of a capitalistic society. The ability to dream big.

      Of course, on the other hand, some controlling mechanisms to make sure that big dreamers can actually achieve greatness and that the 10% super rich do not take total control and block others off need to exist. That is what Government is there for!

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    31. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      This is a common belief, but I don't buy it. I've worked the hardest on things I haven't gotten paid for, that I did for love, and I don't feel like I'm exceptional here. In fact, our system devalues intrinsic motivations and replaces them with an artificial punishment/reward system. In a system of distributed wealth/control, people would work hard in order to earn the respect of their peers, to "scratch an itch," to get a desireable mate, to leave a legacy, and simply to feel good. The human animal is driven to excel not from fear, not from some arbitrary desire to get ahead, but from love. Have you never done anything in your life simply because you loved it? Have you never felt the joy that comes from doing an excellent job, or from exceding your own personal best at soemthing? If that's the case, I feel sorry for you, and I mean that. I'm not trying to be condescending. To me, that's the most important part of being human, and the greatest tragedy of capitalism is that it crushes that part of the human spirit.

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    32. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by dan828 · · Score: 1

      Not much of an Office Space fan, are you? You do, however, appear to be an ass.

    33. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by buzzzz · · Score: 1

      You are right that love, peer admiration, fun etc are motivations and I am not saying that motivations beside career success do not exist.

      Yes, you could have a system parralel to capitalism where the reward is something else instead of money. In fact, in capitalism, several rewards go along with money. Fame, admiration etc. However, money makes a common reward that appeals to all of us... it represents success in a material form.

      That is why capitalism works more than any other system. Yes, it does use money as the primary reward, and I guess a similar system that would use another system of reward might be possible but I can't think of a reward more universal than money right now.

      In any case, any such system needs those few who have achieved greater heights in some form. They become the role models. In industry and growth... the CEO's are the role models. Those people who love to excel in the business arena aspire to become like them. And the super rich are a role model for all of us... because ultimately being rich, in our society, also means being successful. Money IS one of the main forms of rewards in our society.

      A Bill Gates forming a Microsoft in his life time inspires millions to greater coorporate success. And along with Art, Culture and Love... Coorporations and Industries remain a primary source of social growth.

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    34. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      these people have the ability to get "token" penalties. Celebrities have this happen with alarming frequency.

      Forget penalties, it's all the way through the process. Several times I have heard of celebrity drink drivers being booked, even after causing an accident, and being in an out of the police station in twenty minutes. The officer probably even apologised for "taking up so much of your time".

    35. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      That's a very good article. Thanks for pointing it out.

    36. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by jcr · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. For every CEO jailed to keep the masses appeased, 10 more who did far worse go free.

      Oh well, since you state it sofervently, you must know what you're talking about!

      At that level of wealth and power, 90% of the people are sociopaths if not outright psychopaths.

      Did you know that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot?

      -jcr

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    37. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by jcr · · Score: 1

      Oh, wait a minute, what about Orenthal "The Juice" Simpson?

      Didn't you get the memo?He was prosecuted at tremendous taxpayer expense, and sprung by a jury that wanted to "stick it to the pigs". It made all the papers.

      -jcr

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    38. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by spun · · Score: 1

      Sorry, sorry. I took it the wrong way. My bad. And I love Office Space.

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    39. Re:Head of Global Ops Too by egriebel · · Score: 1
      Didn't you get the memo?He was prosecuted at tremendous taxpayer expense, and sprung by a jury that wanted to "stick it to the pigs". It made all the papers.
      LOL! It may lose a couple of points for accuracy, but I like the way you put it, A-
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  2. Pretexting?? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe I'm old-fashioned. But in my day we called it 'lying'.

    1. Re:Pretexting?? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      This must be some sort of joke. Every single article about this event has gone out of its way to mention pretexting? I smell a conspiracy.

    2. Re:Pretexting?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I share your sentiment but I'd call it fraud.

    3. Re:Pretexting?? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd go for "identity theft", personally. It's pretty accurate, but also sounds like Something We Should Fear(TM), as opposed to "pretexting", which sounds Naughty But Only A Little Bit(TM).

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    4. Re:Pretexting?? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, obviously the name "pretexting" is a lie itself, designed to cover up the uglier truth of "lying". It's all part of marketing corporate-speak, in which negative aspects of what you do are covered up through language trickery, in this case making up a word that nobody knows the meaning of.

      I'm rather pleased that they have failed to pull the wool over anyone's eyes, but the fact that the word keeps getting repeated is bothersome. The news outlets should only be using that word in the context of explaining Dunn's lame attempt to cover up for fraud.

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    5. Re:Pretexting?? by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here on uber-leet slashdot, we call it 'social engineering'.

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    6. Re:Pretexting?? by Himring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This truly boggles the mind. I work at a large corporation and watch/put up with insanity every day. It seems, at times, that the higher up you go the more insane things are. The old tale of "The Emporer's New Clothes," where insanity leads to a king walking naked down the streets, and only a child can see the truth, applies greatly.

      I could write volumes on things that have happened in my career, but this HP debacle takes the cake. And the thing is, they feel entirely in their rights while they were doing it, after they were doing it and on up until they realized that they really had to explain themselves. They are confessing now because they got caught, not because they really felt it to be wrong. Thus are the ills of capitalism.

      As a wise man once said: "Capitalism is the notion that evil men, doing evil things, will bring about the greatest good...." Or something to that effect....

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    7. Re:Pretexting?? by Snarfangel · · Score: 1

      Bah, that's not old-fashioned. In my day, we called it terminological inexactitude.

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    8. Re:Pretexting?? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am pretty sure that Communism had plenty of examples of spying and evil deeds. To assign this purely to the "ills of capitalism" demonstrates you are prejudiced against capitalism in general. My bet is that Ms. Dunn would be just as much of an ass if she were in power in a communist economy.

      Capitalism does not require people act unethically, illegally or immorally. My fear is that people like you will simply use this situation to "prove" how capitalism is bad (and why whatever brand of economics you prefer is "right"), rather than understand it for what it is: PEOPLE that are bad, and would be just as bad, in any other economic system.

      Another pisser is that by blaming capitalism, you are releasing her from fault, as it is "capitalism" that is at fault, and not an overzealous and unethical person, Ms. Dunn. She shares the blame with no one.

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    9. Re:Pretexting?? by Himring · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Me faulting capitalism does not equal me blessing communism. Your logic set is flawed....

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    10. Re:Pretexting?? by Zephyros · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, "pretexting" isn't corpspeak, it's legalese.

    11. Re:Pretexting?? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      My using Communism as an obvious example does not indicate you prefer it to capitalism. That was made clear when I said " (and why whatever brand of economics you prefer is "right") ".

      I have no idea what brand of economics you prefer, but your prejudice against capitalism is obvious, and the point. Logic isn't the issue, prejudice is.

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    12. Re:Pretexting?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No where in the page you linked does it say it's legalese. The first time it is used, it is used in quotes. This word was created by the people doing it, not by lawyers.

    13. Re:Pretexting?? by Himring · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually, I'm prejudiced about just about anything and a rather bitter, negative person. It comes with age (almost 40), experiences (divorce) and I've "heard" (hopefully) being slightly intelligent....

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    14. Re:Pretexting?? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I only have a couple of years on you, but my bitter cynicism is directed toward the government and those who are elected on promises they have no intention of keeping. What give ME faith in capitalism is that it is practiced by everyday people, every day. Most of them are pretty good people, and most people are smart enough to know a bad one when they see them. Dunn is not just a bad Chairman, but a bad person.

      Winston Churchill put it best: "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

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    15. Re:Pretexting?? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      If you cant look at a thing and see the bad and the good,
      then what? Is he prejudiced because he sees flaws
      in a thing? There are flaws in capitalism. It is the best
      thing we have found so far, but there are flaws in it.

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    16. Re:Pretexting?? by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's another government website about "pretexting", dated 2001, so we know the "word" has been around awhile. They also put quotes around "identity theft".

      http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/money/pretextin g/pretexting.htm

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    17. Re:Pretexting?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor people lie, rich people pretext.

    18. Re:Pretexting?? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The flaws are not with capitalism, but with the character (or lack thereof) Ms. Dunn. Again, to assign the blame to capitalism is simply saying "It's not her fault, it is capitalisms fault".

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    19. Re:Pretexting?? by lewp · · Score: 1

      Pointing out a flaw in a system doesn't absolve people who exploit that flaw.

      (Of course, I don't really "get" this thread anyway. The motivation to do unscrupulous things for the advancement of one's own agenda exists in any system. The only thing capitalism may have provided was a healthy supply of unscrupulous private investigators.)

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    20. Re:Pretexting?? by Himring · · Score: 1

      Nice Churchill quote. Good points you make.

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    21. Re:Pretexting?? by gdamore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't get me wrong. I'm a staunch capitalist myself.

      But the main difference between capitalism and communism is the difference between an individual working for self gain and an individual working for the greater good.

      A true altruist will prefer communism where everybody gets basically equal treatment/salary, etc. But in a real world, communism doesn't work, because there are people like Ms. Dunn, and even people with otherwise good morals are going to work much harder for their own self-gain than for some "common" good. (Its not true of everyone. But I conjecture that it is true of _most_ people.)

      In other words capitalism takes advantage of people's self-interest/greed, and only breaks down when people get _too_ successful. Communism breaks down right at the start. Neither system is perfect, but it is much easier to apply the necessary corrections to capitalism (e.g. anti-trust laws, etc.) than to communism (e.g. motivating a work force to be productive for some "greater" good.)

      The main exception to this is probably when cooperating against a common foe, as in war time. In those cases, people often set aside their capitalistic tendencies and are willing to fight for their ideology/homeland/patriotism, whatever. But war is just capitalism practiced between nations with guns. :-)

    22. Re:Pretexting?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat the lie enough times, loud enough, and it becomes "the truth".

    23. Re:Pretexting?? by aevans · · Score: 1

      What was that about people with incomplete information making incorrect assumptions, and yet still coming to a correct answer. You didn't see his scratch paper, so you can't refute his logic. But we can all see his conclusion, and your attempt to refute his method of obtaining the answer without challenging the answer itself is further evidence that you do, in fact, bless communism. Even if it is only to the extent of a useless idiot.

    24. Re:Pretexting?? by Chacham · · Score: 1

      It seems, at times, that the higher up you go the more insane things are.

      They are not insane. They are smart. It's the sort of thing we common folk could not possibly understand.

    25. Re:Pretexting?? by Himring · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...

      uuaah, my head asplode.

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    26. Re:Pretexting?? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      As a wise man once said: "Capitalism is the notion that evil men, doing evil things, will bring about the greatest good...." Or something to that effect...

      Well, it is better than pretending that men won't be evil, doing evil things. Capitalism at least takes into account that bad people exist and tries to get some value out of them. The alternatives (communism, socialism) seem to be to just trust the nice government, they are here to help!

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    27. Re:Pretexting?? by monopole · · Score: 1

      Kleptocracies and Oligarchies are bad. Most 'capitalist' countries which fail to enforce the rule of law fall into one of these categories.

      In order for capitalism to function the rule of law, a consistent commercial code, a stable currency, basic commercial regulation and antitrust regulation must be provided by the goverment. In the absence of these prerequisites, individuals and businesses have no redress in the case of fraud and stop 'playing the game'.

      Most ardent defenders of Capitalism should actually read Adam Smith, he was a staunch defender of a strong judiciary, the public sector, and was a public servant himself (commissioner of customs and professor) for the bulk of his life.

    28. Re:Pretexting?? by Himring · · Score: 1

      But we can all see his conclusion, and your attempt to refute his method of obtaining the answer without challenging the answer itself is further evidence that you do, in fact, bless communism.

      Your name isn't Vicini is it?

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    29. Re:Pretexting?? by nebaz · · Score: 1

      Capitalism does not require people act unethically, illegally or immorally.

      Doesn't it though? If profit at any cost is the bottom line, and competition is the ultimate arbiter of success, wouldn't that encourage people to act unethically? Those that do would have an advantage over those that don't. The only check against this I think is making the punishment worth the crime. Recall announcements are often weighed against potential legal damage. This seems sick to me too, but I think capitalism encourages the "success at all costs" mentality, at least by itself.

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    30. Re:Pretexting?? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      So on /. pretexting is lying but taking software that you didn't pay for isn't called stealing....
      Double standards abound all over the place and you don't even need to look to world of the rich and powerful to find it, you can find it in your own back yard.

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    31. Re:Pretexting?? by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no doubt that Ms Dunn has character issues.

      And she owns that.

      Capitalism has a flaw in that it "prefers" ( as an
      emergent behaviour ) people without character for high
      positions like this. Because those people will do
      whatever it takes, regardless of of ethics or legality,
      and that makes more money.

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    32. Re:Pretexting?? by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      What was it again?

      The difference between capitalism and communism is that with capitalism, man is exploiting man. With communism, it's the other way around.

    33. Re:Pretexting?? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Capitalism has a flaw in that it "prefers" ( as an emergent behaviour ) people without character for high positions like this.

      Total nonsense. Capitalism does not "prefer" power hungry fools, and there are plenty of these fools in communist and socialist societies. For every example of a company with a jerk at the top, I can give you an example of the head of a large company that is NOT. Every economic system suffers from a few individuals who are too greedy, for money or power.

      You simply have a bias against capitalism like many others here, and everytime a CEO is shown to be an ass, you want it to be proof that capitalism is bad. To shift blame for the convenience of blaming capitalism is just bunk, no matter how good it makes you feel inside.

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    34. Re:Pretexting?? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      If profit at any cost is the bottom line,.... Those that do would have an advantage over those that don't.

      That isn't capitalism, that is greed, which happens in any economic system. And just like in all other systems, some people are stupid, some smart, some honest, some dishonest. To think that just because a system is capitalistic, everyone involved suddenly becomes greedy and doesn't care about people demonstrates you don't truly understand capitalism.

      Capitalism isn't a religion, it's only an economic system. To think that capitalism somehow corrupts a majority of people seems to indicate you have little faith in the average person. I would be more leary of corruption in an economic system that doesn't reward hard work and individualism, as it would be the only way to get ahead.

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    35. Re:Pretexting?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize, right, that I could replace every $noun["capitalism"] in your post with $noun["socialism"] and your arugement would seem just as valid? Either capitalism, as it is practised in modern society, is flawed, or the fall of the USSR was the result of "bad people" and not an inherrently *worse* system than capitalism.

      Actually, I'm begining to think *SOCIALISM* isn't that bad now that I think more deeply into it -- you're right, corruption really DOES have more to do with the people behind the system than the system itself.

      Otherwise, we are all justified in being slightly prejudiced against capitalism.

    36. Re:Pretexting?? by Duhavid · · Score: 1
      Capitalism does not "prefer" power hungry fools,


      Note, prefer. I did not say that there is an absolute selection.
      I also did not say that capitalism is broken beyond redemption, that
      we should replace it. Yes, you can find your examples. I can find
      mine. Why are there so many of my examples, though? Yes, absolutely,
      the totalitarian dictatorships calling themselves communism where
      really really bad. Yes, abolutely, Marx's idea of communism does not
      work. I have already said that capitalism is the best economic
      system we have found so far. Yes, other systems have a problem with
      this as well. It is still a flaw.

      Why is it that I have a bias against for pointing out a flaw?
      Do you have a bias? Can I assume that you are biased for capitalism?
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  3. Pretexting by TheRecklessWanderer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So calling the phone company and pretending to be somebody else to get their records is called Pretexting??? I kinda thought that was called fraud. As for Dunn stepping down, the buck stops here, and if she can't keep control of her ship, then she would step down. Of course, it's probably a case of Nixonitis, i.e. everybody does it, but HP got caught.

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    1. Re:Pretexting by CerebusUS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Step down? Shouldn't someone go to jail for this? I agree it's fraud, let's treat it as such.

    2. Re:Pretexting by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      So calling the phone company and pretending to be somebody else to get their records is called Pretexting??? I kinda thought that was called fraud.

      Or as another poster said, "lying". Or as I thought, "falsely impersonating another", although mine is a bit wordy. Apparently most of us seemed to think the English language already had this one covered, but for some reason the idiodic press thought it was really cool and neat to invent a new word nobody would understand. Or perhaps this word "pretexting" comes from HP and was used to obfuscate what they did. Given how business and management love Pointy Haired Boss talk, I can't rule that out.

    3. Re:Pretexting by blincoln · · Score: 1

      but for some reason the idiodic press thought it was really cool and neat to invent a new word nobody would understand.

      When I first saw it, I figured it was a reference to sending a text message to someone in advance of an actual phone call or in-person meeting - a sort of "super-humanal communication," or possibly Pre-Crime officers SMSing each other about an imminent murder.

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    4. Re:Pretexting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im not going to try to defend the HP execs for what they did (it was certainly wrong), but it seems a lot of posters on Slashdot seem to be getting the wrong impression..

      It's not like dunn herself for some HP employees called up a few telecoms and scammed information. HP hired private investigators to find a leak, and they did. It was the methods used by the private investigators that were wrong (in many would say illegal).

      Of course, HP probably gave the investigators the go-ahead to do whatever it takes to find the leak, and they are indeed blameworthy if this is the case.

    5. Re:Pretexting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but this is Slashdot, and these people want their pound of CEO flesh.

    6. Re:Pretexting by AJWM · · Score: 1

      It's not fraud. For it to be fraud, money (or equivalent negotiable assets) has to have been acquired through the deception. In this case, the intent of the deceit was to obtain information, not cash.

      Historically you can claim to be anybody you like, so long as it is not with intent to defraud (or hamper a police investigation). Historically, "pretexting" hasn't even been illegal -- laws against it are only on the books in a couple of states and are fairly new. PI's and "investigative journalists", among others, have a long history of doing this. One of the reasons that this whole thing is getting as much coverage as it is, is because that this time some journalists were the target. Journalists hate when somebody does unto them as they do unto others, and hence are making a colossal stink over it.

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    7. Re:Pretexting by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Really? So you think some rank & file at HP could lie their way to get access corporate email accounts and still keep their job after being caught? Honestly, I would be surprised if they got away with no more than being fired. But Dunn wasn't even fired.

    8. Re:Pretexting by Fishstick · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps this word "pretexting" comes from HP and was used to obfuscate what they did.

      Oh, and the term, as it relates to this scandal, was introduced by the guy who quit after finding out all about this, not by HP's PR department.

      See the previous story Boardroom Spying Debacle at HP

      also, the Smoking Gun had copy of letters where he accuses the chair of using this "pretexting" method to obtain private telephone records.
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    9. Re:Pretexting by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Step down? All she did was relinquish the Chair of the BoD- she's still ON the BoD.

      Stepping down would be doing like Perkins did and resigning.

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    10. Re:Pretexting by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      So calling the phone company and pretending to be somebody else to get their records is called Pretexting??? I kinda thought that was called fraud.

      Back in the day, it was called "Social Engineering" and corporations were not the only ones guilty of it.

    11. Re:Pretexting by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Re-read the post to which I was replying. Go ahead, I'll wait. The key text is: "Shouldn't someone go to jail for this? I agree it's fraud, let's treat it as such."

      Now, what the hell does your comment have to do with what I said? People get fired or demoted all the time for things that may not be, legally, jail-worthy.

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  4. HP Boise by WED+Fan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I left HP, Boise during the disaster that was Carly.

    Her "I-came-up-from-the-mailroom" speech was enough to make most in the Departmental LaserJet Division to wretch. But, at least she didn't go all Richard Nixon on everyone and send out eaves-dropping goon squads.

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    1. Re:HP Boise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Her "I-came-up-from-the-mailroom" speech

      Is that speech listed on this page? I'd be interested in knowing which one it was.

    2. Re:HP Boise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where did you go afterwards? lexmark?

    3. Re:HP Boise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that this would have been a speech given to an HP all-hands meeting and thus not publicised to the rest of the world. Sometimes grown-up companies do that, you know. Talk about stuff in private without emailing it to the whole world.

      That said, if it really was that awful, then I am sure some HPite has a copy laying around they can post.

    4. Re:HP Boise by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      Almost ended up at Xerox in Oregon.

      Now I work for a major governmen...this post terminated with extreme prejudice.

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  5. No Big Surprise by onkelonkel · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you hit the cover of Newsweek as a shining example of corporate misbehaviour, it's safe to say your days are numbered.

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    1. Re:No Big Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's staying on the board? Way to send a freaking message, HP.

    2. Re:No Big Surprise by brewer13210 · · Score: 1

      Her days are not all that numbered...she is stepping down as chair, but will retain a seat on the board. Pretty light punishment if you ask me.

      Hopefully I'm not the only one who thinks she should be removed from any position of governance at HP (or any other company for that matter).

      Todd

    3. Re:No Big Surprise by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you hit the cover of Newsweek as a shining example of corporate misbehaviour, it's safe to say your days are numbered.

      Two words: Book Deal

      This is America, where we celebrate those that do wrong and actually had to make a LAW that says if you murder or rape someone, you can't make money off any books/tv deals (but other crimes, and it's ok). Think about that, that means that people will buy books written by these criminals, and make the criminals potentially RICH, if you don't make it illegal. Might even get a "made for TV movie" out of it.

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    4. Re:No Big Surprise by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Well, then again the Justice department announced today that they are getting their fingers in to pie. Seems like Dunn doesn't have to worry about just California, but now the Feds.

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    5. Re:No Big Surprise by Odeen · · Score: 0

      Stupid question. If she's stepping down as a chair, but retains a seat, is she demoted to a stool? A small blanket on the ground? A chair is already fairly low on the seating totem pole - maybe if she stepped down as a recliner, she'd have more options for retaining her seating status.

    6. Re:No Big Surprise by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Unless enough people are seriously hurt (and as far as I can tell, apart from the gross invasion of privacy and breach of lots of laws, nobody has lost their life savings or been killed), I can't see the Justice Department handing out anything more than a token punishment.

    7. Re:No Big Surprise by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 1

      apart from the gross invasion of privacy and breach of lots of laws

      Isn't that enough? I fail to see why willful breach of a lot of laws isn't grounds for punishment. I would personally hope that gross invasion of privacy would be punishable as well. Hopefully the aggregate punishments would lead to jail time. The court system is being used to punish file sharers, let's make sure it gets around to the people who illegally spy on their peers as well. If I'm having to pay for this with my taxes, some good should come out of it.

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    8. Re:No Big Surprise by aevans · · Score: 1

      It's about the press. A DoJ investigation will make news and that will influence stock traders and consumers.

  6. Someone Stop Me! by blueZhift · · Score: 1
    I am taking action to ensure that inappropriate investigative techniques will not be employed again. They have no place in HP


    Urr, isn't this just stating the obvious since she's the one responsible for the inappropriate techniques in the first place. Or at least, she signed off on them in some fashion. Isn't this a little like a thief retiring from thievery so that no more robberies will be committed?
    1. Re:Someone Stop Me! by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

      The statement you are quoting was made by Hurd, not Dunn.

    2. Re:Someone Stop Me! by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      Apologies! My bad. Perhaps I should step down so that...nah, been done already. Sorry about that.

  7. Dunn will remain as a directo by cerberusss · · Score: 5, Interesting
    FTA: (emphasis mine)
    Hewlett-Packard Co. said Tuesday that Patricia Dunn will step down as chairwoman of the computer and printer maker in January amid a widening scandal involving a possibly illegal probe into media leaks. She will be succeeded by CEO Mark Hurd. Hurd will retain his existing positions as chief executive and president and Dunn will remain as a director.
    Strange. So she knew about illegal practices being carried out because of her request, and then continues to have a seat??

    Why is it that I get a visit from the police when I do some good ole' social engineering and get caught? And this woman gets a seat as a director?
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    1. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      She wont have one for long. They usually allow them to have a seat because its tough to kick them outright without the person being able to use something to legally screw the people doing the kicking out. But they will make her stay so much hell (keeping he missinformed, talking behind her back, things that would be considered harrasement but hard to prove in court) that after 2-3 months she'll want to leave.

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    2. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      But they will make her stay so much hell (keeping he missinformed, talking behind her back, things that would be considered harrasement but hard to prove in court) that after 2-3 months she'll want to leave.
      Heh yeah, or something like 'more time for the family' or something.
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    3. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      not to worry, the party's just getting started, the california AG and the U.S. congress and AG are starting to look into this, so Dunn may be in for more slow-roasting on the spit.

    4. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that I get a visit from the police when I do some good ole' social engineering and get caught? And this woman gets a seat as a director?


      Ehem, because you didn't apologize! And, well, that and being influential and well connected helps you get of the hook. A little apology and thing is forgotten, no prosecution needed!
    5. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      Because she wasn't socially engineering her way into the cheif's daughters pants?

    6. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      "a widening [i.e. happening right now] scandal involving a possibly illegal probe" - according to this wording, she clearly didn't know they were illegal practices. You might think otherwise, but there's clearly no admission here that she knew they were illegal actions.

      Personally I think she should resign from the board entirely. It's better for HP and has more dignity than basically admitting a serious error of judgement, but then clinging on by the fingernails to a place on the board. But it certainly doesn't help when the trial-by-media lynch mob shows up with biased, inaccurate interpretations of what is clearly very carefully selected language to acknowledge there is a problem without admitting definitive knowledge or culpability. That kind of reaction only encourages board members to ignore the public. If the public won't listen to what they say, why admit anything or believe in a chance of a fair hearing?

      What happened when you were visited by the police? What information did you get access to? Were you convicted of an offense?

    7. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      You might think otherwise, but there's clearly no admission here that she knew they were illegal actions.
      Actually, there is. According to this article:
      HP director Tom Perkins, resigned from the board in May in protest of the investigators' tactics.
      I'm as much against trial-by-media as you are, but in this case the woman is wrong-wrong-wrong and IMHO should be charged. I'm sick and tired of this cut-throat, half-ethical way of doing business.
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    8. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by CCW · · Score: 1

      Not only that but Lawrence Babbio, President of Verizon, which is actively engaged in sueing identity thieves, sits on the board. HE surely knew this was totally illegal fraud.

      The question I have is why did Babbio not resign in protest as well? As a Verizon shareholder, it really ticks me off that he didn't.

      Dunn should have know this was illegal, but ignorance of the law is no excuse. In any case she was given the opportunity to learn about the illegality in May and the entire Board, with the sole exception of Tom Perkins, colluded with the surveillance after that. It's not clear whether the Board knew at that time that non Board members also had been fraudulently impersonated, or whether they assumed incorrectly that all the victims were in the room.

    9. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even scarier when you consider the fact that one of the people her "people" were pretexting -- the journalist's father, the "semi-retired physicist in New Mexico" is actually a long-time Los Alamos nuclear weapons scientist (actually a geophysicist, specializing in the shock mineralization of earth materials under um...special conditions. It's a way of telling whether nuke tests have been conducted in an area).

      This hasn't been made a big deal out of in the press; however, this is probably the reason the Feds are so interested. And the House ENERGY and Commerce Committee? Why them?

      In other words, in order for Dunn to even be asked to step down, her actions had to be doing the kinds of things that would pose a potential national security threat if conducted by others. If Patty Dunn can get away with hiring a PI to pretext a LANL nuke expert --with a Q clearance and ongoing access to classified materials-- anybody can.

    10. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by aevans · · Score: 1

      A seat on the board of directors means a controlling share of the stock. Either she or those who she represents would have to sell their stake in order for her to be kicked off.

    11. Re:Dunn will remain as a directo by n8ur · · Score: 1

      Huh???

      Not in a publically traded company in the US. The directors are nominated by the board itself (usually through a nominating committee) and elected by the shareholders at the annual meeting. In almost all cases, management controls enough proxies from the shareholders to elect the slate of directors it wants. It's the rare exception when a large enough block of shareholders is disgruntled and organized enough to nominate their own candidate and elect them.

      Directors don't have to own any stock in the company at all, though it's considered good form to do so, and some companies require it (of course, many of those same companies grant options to the directors or even make outright share grants to make it easy for them).

  8. The Company Store.... by Himring · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but in essence, this is the boss attaining your private information -- stuff of yours that's yours, outside of your work, and stuff that you had no say whenever they got it.

    It's one thing when the government abuses power (patriot act, federal investigators prosecuting if you lie to them, but they can lie to you to also charge with a crime), but it's another when, now, "the man" is doing it. What's next? Paying you in company notes instead of real money -- where you can only shop at "the company store?" This whole incident opens up a huge can and everyone who participated should be promptly fired....

    Say hello to 1920....

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    1. Re:The Company Store.... by Himring · · Score: 1

      100% Overrated

      /Forgive-off-topic

      To the person who wasted an admin point on that post: please read the instructions on mod points. There are plenty of good posts in this thread for you to push up instead of wasting one on a post that wasn't meant to be that big a deal anyhow. Seriously, why?

      When I have mod points, and when I use them, I always go to older news articles in the same day, browse for good posts that made it late into the thread, and try to push them up. I think that better fits the intension of the system.

      Wasting a point on a post that had no points to start with is not good.

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    2. Re:The Company Store.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the chickenshittyness of the method. By using "overrated" (on an unmodded post, no less) the golf-pencil-dick in question gets to avoid meta-modding and still feel powerful as he smites you from on high.

    3. Re:The Company Store.... by aevans · · Score: 1

      Folks like you get their way, in a few years it'll be "say hello to 1929" and then before you know its "say hello to 1939" again.

  9. They had to toss her overboard by wiredog · · Score: 1

    It's badPR when your CEO gets arrested for wire fraud...

    1. Re:They had to toss her overboard by operagost · · Score: 2

      She's not the CEO. She's the chairman. Hurd is the CEO. At HP the responsibilites for those two offices are divided.

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    2. Re:They had to toss her overboard by jacexpo069 · · Score: 1

      Not after January. Hurd will be both CEO and Chair of the Board. Check the article carefully.

    3. Re:They had to toss her overboard by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      The CEO reports to the board of directors, of which the chairman is lead member. Disturbing, eh?

  10. deck chairs on the titanic, nothing changed by swschrad · · Score: 1

    dunn will still be around, and hurd just changes chairs. the only things of note is the board meetings over the phone were chaired by the lead lawyer for the outfit that hired the pretexters in the first place, and hurd made a nice little "never again" speech.

    HP is going to be roiled hard over this when the state and feds get done. there will be new law, and pretexting is going to be outlawed. HP is going to stain like a cheap rug when Congress is done with them.

    since HP can't clean up their own house, they will be distracted and owly, and they're on a slide. the sharks are in the water, and they're snapping at everything.

    if you own the stock, dump it. I'm not buying HP anything. you shouldn't either. they have now proven that they are untrustworthy with your information and secrets at the top.

    buncha weasels run the joint now. your father's HP is long gone.

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    1. Re:deck chairs on the titanic, nothing changed by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      HP is going to be roiled hard over this when the state and feds get done. there will be new law, and pretexting is going to be outlawed. HP is going to stain like a cheap rug when Congress is done with them.

      Cause Sony's sure hurting after pissing off the DoD with those rootkits...

      Sad but true, give this 6 months, who's going to remember Pattie Dunn's little wiretapping? They'll go back to making their subpar consumer printers and whatnot and keep chugging along.

    2. Re:deck chairs on the titanic, nothing changed by scardicat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a former employee of HP, I must agree. Today's HP is a far cry from the ethical 'roots in the garage' company I once used to be proud of. They fire workers who get anything done and keep the filth - it must be stinking up there now. I am watching with tears in my eyes, as Hurd and his band are tearing up the legacy of Bill and Dave. Bill and Dave must be rolling in their graves. May their souls rest in peace. HP still has some great engineers, but it wont be long before they all get booted out. From a company of engineers in overalls building amazing products, its turning into a place with PHBs in suits. RIP HP. scardicat

    3. Re:deck chairs on the titanic, nothing changed by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know just what you mean. I remember years ago when the HP Field Service guys would come out, it was like a visit from the Federal Marshals they were so not fucking around. Those guys could glance at a hex error code on an LCD and tell you (from memory) that SIMM #5 had failed, or tell you that CPU #3 had failed by the taste of the dust on top of the cabinet. Then they'd go out to their trunk and get a new CPU card for your T500 or 847 or whatever because they remembered which model you had and brought one along "just in case"...

      Those days started to die with Lou Platt; Carly killed and buried them; the current crop of clowns are just dancing on their grave.

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      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    4. Re:deck chairs on the titanic, nothing changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP is going to be roiled hard over this when the state and feds get done. there will be new law, and pretexting is going to be outlawed.

      It already is illegal to some significant extent.
      Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act from 1999.

      Thomas

    5. Re:deck chairs on the titanic, nothing changed by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      HP is going to be roiled hard over this when the state and feds get done. there will be new law, and pretexting is going to be outlawed.


      "Pretexting" is already a violation of state identity theft and false personation laws, criminal and civil, and possibly (depending on the context) federal laws of the same kind as well.

      It isn't going to be made illegal, it is already illegal.
  11. I guess... by chriswaclawik · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess you can say his time at HP is... DUNN for! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... sigh.

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    1. Re:I guess... by SomeGuyTyping · · Score: 1

      That was almost funny but Dunn is a "hers" not a "his"

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    2. Re:I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was almost funny but Dunn is a "hers" not a "his"
      If you want to be a stickler, at least get it right, in context, it would be "her" not "hers".
    3. Re:I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patricia Dunn is a man?

      DUNN DUNN DUNN!!!!!

  12. There's a place for her in Bush's White House by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heckofa Job Pattycake.

    1. Re:There's a place for her in Bush's White House by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: -1 oh-so-predictable-and-exactly-the-same-jibe-as-eve ry-other-post-this-idiot-has-done

  13. Simple way to end Pretexting by hrieke · · Score: 1

    Have the phone companies, or any other company that deals with customer's sensitive data is to mail the report to the person's mailing address along with a letter saying that you asked for this data to be sent, from a phone call on this date, from such-n-such phone number.
    They should then refuse, 100% to fax or email the information out.
    Change of address? Certainly, after we send out a letter confirming your address change.

    Just like when I change my address (or do anything else) with my 401(k), IRAs, and banking.

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  14. Hooray! by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least she did the right thing there.

    I don't know if it was a King Richard II thing ("Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?") or if it was a cold-blooded decision ("Commander, tear this ship apart, and bring me the passengers... ahem, I mean, dig up anything and everything you can on whoever seems a likely target."), but either way there was no way that HP could have kept any customer or shareholder faith with her remaining at the helm.

    What I find interesting is that the Justice department is checking this "pretexting" business out. Are they interested in prosecuting it... or duplicating it?

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    Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
    1. Re:Hooray! by teflaime · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure they can keep shareholder faith with Dunn still on the board. HP seems to be exceptionally poor at choosing which women they should hire for key positions...First they get Carly Fiorina, now Pat Dunn. I wonder how many of their male executives are incompetnent criminals and when we will start to hear more about them?

    2. Re:Hooray! by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1
      I don't know if it was a King Richard II thing ("Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?")

      It's Henry II, but you've got the quote right.

      What I find interesting is that the Justice department is checking this "pretexting" business out. Are they interested in prosecuting it... or duplicating it?

      I doubt it's duplication. They can easily get access to this information anyway with a warrant (and, with the Patriot Act, possibly without a warrant).

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    3. Re:Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's Henry II, but you've got the quote right."

      Well according to Simon Schama (sad, sad me) that is the popular sanitised version of the quote - the real one was far more harsh and cutting but I can't be bothered to find it

    4. Re:Hooray! by Hollyfeld · · Score: 1

      While there would likely be some consequenses for outright booting her from the board (pretty sure they have cause on this one) I can't imagine that the cost of a lawsuit from an outed director with a huge smear on her reputation could outweigh the cost to HP in bad press, crumbling stock value and consumer confidence. The board must see that, so why wouldn't they send her packing? Unless, of course, she had the dirt on one or more of them doing something equally stupid, or much, much worse - kind of makes you wonder what else they're hiding...

    5. Re:Hooray! by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      Well, then at least I seem to have gotten the other quote right!

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    6. Re:Hooray! by aevans · · Score: 1

      Actually, you left out the rest of the statement, making it sound more sinister than it really is. The full quote is "Bring me the passengers, I want them alive."

    7. Re:Hooray! by rolyatknarf · · Score: 1

      "What I find interesting is that the Justice department is checking this "pretexting" business out. Are they interested in prosecuting it... or duplicating it?"

      That is an excellent thought, but I would suspect that the US government has been doing this for quite some time now. It has been around for a few years - it just hasn't been a headline this big until now. I think if there are any tricks to spying at least one government agency has it in their bag already.

  15. Screw That by N8F8 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    At least the slimy mofo George Keyworth who was blabbing to the press got his name slimed.

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    "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
  16. Please go to jail by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 1

    Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Thank you, that is all.

  17. Some much for an independent board by mre5565 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The CEO is now the chairman of the board. While
    Hurd was probably exasperated, and rightly felt
    he had to take the reigns to prevent further
    damage to his company, the post-Enron concept
    of an independent board has just taken a big
    step backward. In the long run this is bad
    for shareholders (not just HP shareholders).

    1. Re:Some much for an independent board by hpcanswers · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates was both chairman and CEO back when Microsoft's stock was rising unfathomable amounts every year in the '90s. Was that bad for the shareholders?

    2. Re:Some much for an independent board by Hollyfeld · · Score: 1

      I have root access to your computer, but all I've done *so far* is give you some free software. Is that bad for you? The point of separating the duties of Chairmain and CEO is to ensure that there is adequate and independent oversight of what the CEO is doing, with a company that is essentially the property of others - the fact that it's happened in the past, and that some companies have done it and not had a catastrophe, or even profited, doesn't mean it isn't a bad idea...

    3. Re:Some much for an independent board by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Michael Dell as well. No one was complaining about Dell's stock performance.

    4. Re:Some much for an independent board by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      True, however the implementation of the current system is flawed in a number of ways:

      -It effectively removes influence on all but a few major/institutional shareholders--if you own, say, 5,000 shares of company X, good luck having a say in getting incompetent/corrupt members of a board off
      -Boards are rarely as independent in practice as they are in theory (i.e. executive bonuses are usually approved with little discussion)
      -It's still too easy for people to serve on multiple boards and be subject to major conflicts of interest (i.e. major institutional shareholder's board + board of company whose shares they hold.)

      I'm not saying the system is broken per se, as the above aren't fundamentally wrong, just needs some tweaking.

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    5. Re:Some much for an independent board by hpcanswers · · Score: 1
      I have root access to your computer, but all I've done *so far* is give you some free software.

      That's like saying, "I have a driver's license, but I *so far* haven't run anyone over." You seem to believe that I should have my privileges revoked for the potential to cause harm. Sorry buddy, but in most countries these days, a man must be proved guilty before he's thrown in the slammer.

      And besides, most boards aren't particularly independent to begin with. Back to my original analogy, Microsoft's stock flat-lined once Bill Gates gave the CEO title to best mate Steve Ballmer. Not much independence or financial success in that one.

    6. Re:Some much for an independent board by aevans · · Score: 1

      The chairman/CEO situation is almost always dependent on the role of the person within the company. In the case of Bill Gates, he was a founder and the largest shareholder of the company, so he was chairman, and had been CEO since before Microsoft went public. In cases like Michael Eisner of Disney, due to his successful role as CEO, he became a larger shareholder and gained the confidence of other shareholders, thus becoming CEO. In the case of HP, Carly Fiorina was hired by the board to run the company as CEO. She was an employee, who did not represent a controlling stake in the company (and thus did not sit on the board of directors), and was dismissed as an employee. Sometimes businesses give honorary directorships to CEOs of other businesses or both businesses might have controlling shareholders in common, a situation that is very common, since institutional investors (i.e., mutual fund controllers, etc.) control the bulk of funds, and thus might put known individuals on several boards.

    7. Re:Some much for an independent board by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      It's not about stock price, it is about oversight and ethics.

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  18. Now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dunn: "Now, just give me my 'agreed-upon compensation that will pay the salary for 100 people over a lifetime' and I'll be gone."

  19. I, for one, welcome ... by njchick · · Score: 1

    ... our new UNIX-replacing daemon overlords!

  20. Another example of the "Old Boy's Network" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    crushing a woman simply because she is powerful. Well, and amoral. Illegal, too.

    Anyway, it's just the establishment putting someone down just because they are female and criminal.

    1. Re:Another example of the "Old Boy's Network" by dfghjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No need to attach her gender to the issue. Criminal is enough.

      Curiously, I've always felt that board members were inherently criminal ;-) For the most part, board member seats are used to gain inside access to politics and favor within other large corporations. It's scary to see just how interconnected boards really are.

    2. Re:Another example of the "Old Boy's Network" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure about this? She's still on the board, while the target of her illegal investigation, Keyworth, has been dumped. That's what really astonishes me. They basically get away with it if they can get the desired result and just switch who sits at the head of the table with who sits on the side.

    3. Re:Another example of the "Old Boy's Network" by aevans · · Score: 1

      I'd say incompetent too. Dunn was probably the decision-maker in appointing Fiorina as CEO. And if so, that decision was almost certainly made purely based on sexism.

  21. Give Perkins credit by mollog · · Score: 2

    Perkins quit when he heard about the spying and lying. He held his fire, then he outed Dunn and the board. The company was supposed to disclose why Hackborn quit when he did. And the board should have disclosed the investigation started by Dunn as well as the results of the investigation.

    I agree that the rest of the board, including Hackborn, has some responsibility. But how to get rid of them? I usually withhold my votes, but the big institutions usually vote for the boards.

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    1. Re:Give Perkins credit by schwaang · · Score: 1
      [...]the big institutions usually vote for the boards.


      Patricia Dunn came from one of the biggest institutions. She ran Barclays Global Investors, which manages epic amounts of money on behalf of large corporations and governments.

      I guess she translated that into a position on HP's board. I was also under the impression that she had a hand in getting her friend Carly Fiorina put in the top slot. I'd be interested to know what involvement she had in getting Fiorina replaced.
  22. High Crimes by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Enough of this "pretexting" mumbo jumbo. It's "lying", fraud. Just because an exec does it doesn't require a euphamism to protect them from punishment like a mere human would get. They're not royalty who must be referred to with a "royal we" or "your highness". Their problems aren't "issues".

    They're criminals. If anything, their crimes are worse, because they have more power and do more damage, while requiring more trust.

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    1. Re:High Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They're not royalty who must be referred to with a "royal we" or "your highness".

      In some theoretical sense, no, they're not royalty. But in all practicality, corporate executives are. They're the ones who have access to money, often vast sums of it. And in America, having enough money elevates you to a position much akin to royalty. You can partake in activities that would result in severe punishment to less-wealthy individuals. You can be excused from any blame if you are caught. Such examples can be found many times over even just the past decade.

  23. Your father's HP hasn't completely disappeared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agilent

    HP started as a company making electronic test equipment. The computer stuff came much later. During the 1970s, HP made really excellent engineering workstations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workstation Those were something like a really powerful (relatively for the time) desktop computer devoted to engineering and scientific calculations etc. They also built plotters. You could do your drafting on the workstation and plot it on an HP plotter. In that light, the computer business was a logical extention of their other business of making engineering and scientific instruments. Their target market was still engineers.

    With the increased power of run-of-the mill PCs, the market for workstations dwindled. The computer division morphed into a maker of general purpose PCs. Now the target market was no longer just engineers. The business dynamic of the computer division had changed.

    The test equipment business still existed though and was eventually spun off as Agilent. It is there that the original spirit of HP resides (if anywhere).

  24. I find it offensive by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I find out that people won't calling what they did by the proper name:
          LYING

    Pretexting? It sounds so much nicer, like what a kid would do to talk to their friends on a cell phone. And I blame the press for buying into it and reporting it rather than saying "Patricia Dunn lied to the phone company to fraudulently obtain phone records".

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    1. Re:I find it offensive by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      True, true. The PC crap has got to stop. It was "lying". Period. Kinda waiting for the "I am not a crook" and "You won't have Dunn to kick around anymore" speaches.

      But then, I am still waiting for the AP and Reuters to call the terrorists "terrorists". Not insurgents, not resistance fighters, not even "opposition forces". No, when they target exclusively civilian targets with the intention of maximizing civilian deaths... they are terrorists.

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    2. Re:I find it offensive by Bob_Villa · · Score: 1

      Same thing with used cars. They are all called pre-owned now. "Look at our beautiful pre-owned Lexus cars, better than new"

      No they aren't, they are USED!!

      If you look at the root, wouldn't pre-owned mean "before owned"

    3. Re:I find it offensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lying is a broad term though. You don't say "I found out this information by lying", because that doesn't tell you anything. I'd suggest an equally incriminating, but more descriptive term, like, say, "fradulent impersonation".

  25. pick the right one, that doesn't happen. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    moral: don't pick your women in a bar... or through an executive recruiter.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  26. Re:First thing that occurs to me by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 1

    Two people hardly makes for a useful sample, and ethics know no gender or educational background. Since the overwhelming majority of such decisions are made by males, you might as well ask why so many companies have problems with men. Like HP's, for example, who had a male board member leaking information to the press. What's HP's problem with men?

  27. Could be radioactive by mollog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good point. If the company supplied the SSN's of the board members to the investigators, I'd expect some criminal action against the company.

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    1. Re:Could be radioactive by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can give vouchers instead. "Sorry we stole your info...have a printer on us." Doesn't that work in Redmond?

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  28. If it is Identity Theft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is HP still based out of Oregon? If so then identity theft is what they should nail them for. Oregon has some very harsh anti identity theft laws.

    A friend in an Oregon insurance office had a computer stolen. Because the computer contained customer's personal data the police went after the thief mostly as identity theft because the those penalties were higher then the ones for breaking and entering and for theft!

    1. Re:If it is Identity Theft... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      No chance. Delaware is where is HP (and indeed, 90%+ of US (multi-) nationals) are incorporated, regardless of their headquarters.

  29. Terrible pun... by Yuioup · · Score: 4, Funny

    So maybe now GNU/Hurd will finally be Dunn...

    Y

  30. Re:First thing that occurs to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Power is power, regardless of gender. There are lots of male CEOs who do the same or worse out there. And no, the CEO hardly speaks to the engineers.

  31. It has nothing to do with capitalism by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Thus are the ills of capitalism.

    As a wise man once said: "Capitalism is the notion that evil men, doing evil things, will bring about the greatest good...." Or something to that effect....


    Whoever said that was a fool, not a wise man. Capitalism has never been anything to do with right, wrong, good or evil, it's about self interest. It's human nature and will happen no matter what type of society we have. What do you propose as an alternative?

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    1. Re:It has nothing to do with capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's human nature and will happen no matter what type of society we have. What do you propose as an alternative?

      Changing human nature, of course. It's not as though we've taken a back seat and allowed any other sort of nature to stand in our way when we sought to change it.

    2. Re:It has nothing to do with capitalism by rhizome · · Score: 1

      Capitalism has never been anything to do with right, wrong, good or evil, it's about self interest.

      Self-interest does not eliminate "right, wrong, good or evil."

      Capitalism is a religion just like any other.

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  32. No, don't call it "lying". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Pretexting is a specific activitiy that is likely to become illegal.

    Lying is not illegal in any way, and is extremely unlikely to become so because the people who write the laws are lawyers and they do it all the time.

    Call it pretexting, or call it fraud, or call it invasion of privacy -- but do not try to water it down by calling it lying

    1. Re:No, don't call it "lying". by siriuskase · · Score: 1
      "Pretexting" is lying for the purpose of identity theft. So, it is a more precise term for what happened, at least for those who know what it means. And it is illegal, unlike many other forms of lying.

      From the linked gsa.gov website:

      Under a new federal law - the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act - it's illegal for anyone to:

      use false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or documents to get customer information from a financial institution or directly from a customer of a financial institution.

      use forged, counterfeit, lost, or stolen documents to get customer information from a financial institution or directly from a customer of a financial institution.

      ask another person to get someone else's customer information using false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or using false, fictitious or fraudulent documents or forged, counterfeit, lost, or stolen documents.
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  33. She's not the only FOOL at HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a ship of fools. See here: http://malfy.org/

  34. Fine, now that that's settled... by merc · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know whether Steve Balmer ever engaged in pretexting?

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    1. Re:Fine, now that that's settled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, how else would anyone have sex him by the way he looks!

  35. Serves her right by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    Ha-ha! [/nelson]

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  36. Comes with... by anomaly · · Score: 0

    Hmm. I'm sorry that you're prejudiced, bitter and negative. I too am almost 40, have lived through divorce, and statistically speaking, am more intelligent than most in the general population.

    I'm neither prejudiced, bitter nor negative. Skeptical? Sure, at times, however I hope that's an indication of wisdom based on experience in life where things are not as they seem on the surface.

    I have tremendous hope in life based on my relationship with God. I hope that you can find some reason for hope - based on truth and not mere speculation. If you are interested in finding out more about the hope that I have, please email me.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:Comes with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god told me you're going to hell, sorry, not interested.

    2. Re:Comes with... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I'm neither prejudiced, bitter nor negative...I have tremendous hope in life ...

      You definitely picked an appropriate slashnick.

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  37. Excuse me? by Travoltus · · Score: 2, Funny

    A corporate officer? Going to jail? What are you, some kind of communist?

    Look what happened the last time we put a corporate officer in jail, he had a heart attack. Your jealousy of the rich & powerful is overwhelmingly hateful in its magnitude.

    Won't somebody think of the CEOs, oh the horror of it all!!!

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    1. Re:Excuse me? by aevans · · Score: 1

      Poor people have heart attacks, commit suicide, suffer from insomnia, clinical depression, sweaty palms, ulcers, and all sorts of other horrible ailments upon finding they've won a trip to the pokey too. There's nothing unusual about Ken Lay's reaction.

    2. Re:Excuse me? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Look what happened the last time we put a corporate officer in jail, he had a heart attack.

      Martha Stewart had a heart attack?

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    3. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Republican mode on]
      She's a woman. She should have been imprisoned for stepping out of the kitchen with shoes on.
      [Republican mode off]

  38. There ought to be a law! by Fishstick · · Score: 4, Informative
    but for some reason the idiodic press thought it was really cool and neat to invent a new word nobody would understand


    close, the idiotic federal government apparently thought it needed an important sounding new word

    There ought to be a law... There is!

    Pretexting: Your Personal Information Revealed

    When you think of your own personal assets, chances are your home, car, and savings and investments come to mind. But what about your Social Security number (SSN), telephone records and your bank and credit card account numbers? To people known as "pretexters," that information is a personal asset, too.

    Pretexting is the practice of getting your personal information under false pretenses. Pretexters sell your information to people who may use it to get credit in your name, steal your assets, or to investigate or sue you. Pretexting is against the law.

    How Pretexting Works
    Pretexters use a variety of tactics to get your personal information. For example, a pretexter may call, claim he's from a survey firm, and ask you a few questions. When the pretexter has the information he wants, he uses it to call your financial institution. He pretends to be you or someone with authorized access to your account. He might claim that he's forgotten his checkbook and needs information about his account. In this way, the pretexter may be able to obtain personal information about you such as your SSN, bank and credit card account numbers, information in your credit report, and the existence and size of your savings and investment portfolios.

    Keep in mind that some information about you may be a matter of public record, such as whether you own a home, pay your real estate taxes, or have ever filed for bankruptcy. It is not pretexting for another person to collect this kind of information.

    There Ought to Be a Law -- There Is
    Under federal law -- the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act -- it's illegal for anyone to:

            * use false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or documents to get customer information from a financial institution or directly from a customer of a financial institution.
            * use forged, counterfeit, lost, or stolen documents to get customer information from a financial institution or directly from a customer of a financial institution.
            * ask another person to get someone else's customer information using false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or using false, fictitious or fraudulent documents or forged, counterfeit, lost, or stolen documents.

    The Federal Trade Commission Act also generally prohibits pretexting for sensitive consumer information.


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  39. Because she paid you to fall. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Why is it that I get a visit from the police when I do some good ole' social engineering and get caught? And this woman gets a seat as a director?

    She disclosed their social security numbers and other info but did not commit the fraud herself and claims ignorance. We'll see what the AG does about that but the fall guy "investigator" will be nailed. When someone asks you to do something wrong, just say no.

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    1. Re:Because she paid you to fall. by aevans · · Score: 1

      No, your honor, I never laid a finger on 'im. I just gave big Louie some cash and a gun and asked 'im to take care of 'im for me and when big L asked what i meant by "take care of 'im" I said point the gun at 'im and pull da trigger. Your honor can't reasonably believe I knew that might kill 'im.

  40. What did Keyworth really do? by twitter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least the slimy mofo George Keyworth who was blabbing to the press got his name slimed.

    I'd love to know just what he "leaked" and why you hate him for doing it. The nearest I can tell from reading the Wikipedia, the "leak" was about Fiorina's $42,000,000 severance package which has two HP investors suing HP for violating their own payment caps. If that's all there is, Keyworth is a whistle blower. If you know something, I'd love to hear it.

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  41. Ballmer's pretexting transcript by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

    [telephone rings]

    "Hello?"

    "Hello, this is Sergei Brin, owner of Google."

    "Why, hello Mr Brin. What a surprise! I just had an interview with Google. I thought it went well, but those were some tough questions!"

    "Yes. Er... Look, I am calling to let you know personally that Google is a terrible place to work."

    "It is?"

    "Yes... um... The 'Do No Evil' slogan is nonsense. We do plenty of evil."

    "Really?"

    "Oh yes. Evil like you can't believe. And, um, we're not nearly as visionary as the people at Microsoft. Have you ever worked there? Wonderful place."

    [pause] "This is Steve Ballmer, isn't it?"

    "NOOOOOOOOOO!" [sound of crashing furniture]

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  42. Capitalism is a guilty bystander by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Capitalism gives an incentive for this sort of selfishness that leads to a culture where they believed this was okay for them to do. Sure, such actions could occur under other philosophies; the point is that capitalism provides no disincentive for this behavior.

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    1. Re:Capitalism is a guilty bystander by aevans · · Score: 1

      yes it does. Capitalism gives an incentive to you to "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Another part of human nature, is that people like when people are nice to them, and generally will return the favor. For instance, if you behave in a way that others approve of, they might decide to buy your product or service (and subscribe to your newsletter.)

  43. Dump being replaced by Thurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (CNN) Hewlett-Packard Chairwoman Patricia Dump will leave her post in January after a company investigation into media leaks erupted into a boardroom scandal. She will be succeeded by CEO Mark Thurd.

    It seems like the HP board decided to flush the system.

  44. MOD UP! by PetriBORG · · Score: 2

    If only I had points...

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  45. good thing she didn't have him whacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they might have demoted her to SVP...

  46. Two issues by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    There are TWO issues here, and I fear that one of them is being overshadowed by the other. It is not at all clear that they are unequal in magnitude, at least from the point of view of a HP shareholder, or even a board member.

    One of the members of the board was leaking company information, and in a way that exposes HP to punitive action by the SEC.

    Leaking a company's moral wrongdoings (whistleblowing) is one thing -- a valuable service to all stakeholders, but leaks that expose corporate strategy to competitors prematurely, are used to manipulate stock prices for personal gain, or expose the company to legal action because of potential for the former are no virtue.

    Frankly, unless the leaking involves whistleblowing, I think that companies should have some legal recourse against the journalists to help them find the leaks. The existance of which would've prevented the need for the phone-record mining.

    I'm not saying we should reduce condemnation of what amounts to identy theft, but we should step up the condemnation on what amounts to stock manipulation.

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  47. Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by aevans · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why do 10% of the people own and control 90% of the resources?

    Redistribution of wealth, pure and simple.

    Less than 1% of the people are responsible for more than 99% of production. People like Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Linus Torvalds, and Bob from Account Temps should, by right, own and control their fair share of the resources. But the government robs them of their right.

    Actually, part of the reason is benevolence. Ford wanted to pay his workers (he employed jews, also) a fair wage, and Torvalds wanted to spread his communist ideology to opiate the religionless masses, so they gave away more resources than they were required to by law (while still paying their required taxes.

    The question of the inherited wealth controlled by the corporations founded by the likes of Ford and Edison is a different topic, though.

    1. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, the rich stole the means of producion (natural resource) from the people, fenced them off, and only then worked them and claimed that working them was justification for stealing them in the first place. Kind of like if I stole a bike, painted it, then claimed it was mine because I had worked on it. They are only more productive because they control more resources. Love the way you gloss over inherited wealth, which is most of it.

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    2. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Are you from Europe? If so, that may explain things - in the US, there aren't that many rich families that can just inherit all their wealth to live. It is even considered bad form to leave your kids with enough that they don't have to work - Bill Gates and Warren Buffet being the best known examples.

      From a purely economic standpoint, what you describe is not really true in most societies. On average, 80% of the profit gained from an activity goes to the workers. This has been true for as long as we have data to measure (which is actually a lot further than I would have thought - several centuries of good data at least). In fact, this was the data that really disproves the underpinning of socialism - the division of profit between capital providers and workers has not changed in all the years we have information about.

      There is an interesting theory as to why this is true - essentially, 80% of the value is created by the workers. That means if you give the workers more than 80%, the capital providers lose money until they are no longer capital providers. On the other hand, if the capital providers keep more than 80% then the rest of the market passes them by, and again they are no longer capital providers.

      Many people in the US go from lower class to middle class, and from middle class to upper class, and from upper class to elite all the time! I am a good example of that, as is a man I know that went from the projects to being a multimillionaire. There is no conspiracy keeping you down - just work for what you want in a way that will get you what you want, and use your head!

      If there really was a conspiracy, I would recommend getting to know those on the "inside". That way you could join in or subvert. The fact is, there is no conspiracy - anyone that works hard enough gets to the top. And at the top, you are taking 20% from a lot of overall profit!

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    3. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      t is even considered bad form to leave your kids with enough that they don't have to work

      Are you from the planet earth? :)

      While I agree with most of your post, the above point is a bit abserd. Gates and Buffet are cute examples, but I can show you entire neighborhoods of people who kids don't need to work. I can name many people off of the top of my head where the kids have worthless jobs and would be on welfare if the parents didn't support them (they do at least work however).

    4. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Could you be more condescending? Not everyone that works hard enough can get to the top. I can see why you would believe that, though. It worked for you. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth and all that. Why, if it weren't true, then maybe you aren't the superior being you like to think of yourself as. Maybe you just got lucky. That's a bitter pill to swallow, so I can see how you would want to hold on to your comfortable illusions. The fact is, there are a hell of a lot more smart hard working people than their are places at the top. I've worked hard all my life, and I'm damn smart, but I've had shit for luck, one setback after another. This happens. This is the real world, not happy capitalist dream land, and if you can't see that, you're deliberately blinding yourself to the truth, for the reasons I mentioned above.

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    5. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it's you with the blinders, and you're not as smart as you think. That would also be a bitter pill to swallow.

          "Luck" has very little to do with where people get in life. Blaming it on luck is no different from saying it's "God's will." Self-defeating thought processes like that are probably more the reason why you've gotten nowhere rather than some vast class conspiracy.

    6. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't have a self defeating thought process, you callous fuckwit. I'm an optimist, even after years of bad luck. What a hippy dippy, pie in the sky attitude. The reason you like to believe things like that is to keep your own inflated sense of self worth. If it's just luck, why, maybe you aren't the fucking hot shit you think you are. Or worse, maybe it's not luck, maybe you had unfair advantages that others didn't have. Do you really think everyone has the same opportunity? That every poor black boy from the projects can grow up to be a CEO if they just work hard enough? What a pathetic, self serving fantasy. Have fun in lala land, back here in the real world, things aren't quite that fair. Fortunately, some of us have a sense of justice, fairness, and empathy for our fellow man, and are working quite hard to make things a little more equitable.

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    7. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by John+Miles · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, the rich stole the means of producion (natural resource) from the people, fenced them off, and only then worked them and claimed that working them was justification for stealing them in the first place. Kind of like if I stole a bike, painted it, then claimed it was mine because I had worked on it. They are only more productive because they control more resources. Love the way you gloss over inherited wealth, which is most of it.

      1895 on line 1. They're going on and on about a whole shipment of missing rhetoric; want me to take a message?

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    8. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      I agree that not everyone that works hard gets to the top - but I disagree that people that both work hard and work smart do not get themsleves at least near the top. Yes, it does take luck to be a Microsoft rather than a small company, but either one is the top as far as I am concerned. If you are having bad luck, then examine what is making your luck. Some things are unavoidable - I started a company that was heavily airline dependant 2 months before 9/11... it didn't work out so well. But a lot of it isn't - think about what you control, rather than the stuff you can't.

      Good luck - I hope you make millionaire!

      (Just to be clear, I do not agree the the AC above me - at least not with how he said it. You do make your own luck, but sometimes even that is by knowing when to quit.)

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    9. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Smart ass comments are often used to cover up the fact that one has no valid counter argument. Does your mind just shut off when you hear the words "means of production?" Can you refute the notion that property is theft? What gives you the right to fence off a piece of property in the first place? These are still legitimate questions to which I have seen no satisfactory answer. Maybe you can be the first to come up with a good counter argument. Or maybe all you can do is make smart ass remarks that add nothing to the discussion. The fact that this line of reasoning is just as valid today as it was in 1895 is kind of sad, though. Means that not a lot has changed since then.

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    10. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I really appreciate it, but the fact that you point out the obvious things like "if you are having bad luck, then examine what is making your luck," still makes me feel as though you are talking down to me. You are assuming I'm not smart enough to have figured that out and done it. Which probably comes from an ingrained belief that anyone who does do that will succeed, so obviously I must not have known to try that.

      I'm not complaining about my life, I'm not poor, I have my health, and I have a wife and family that I love. It's just that I can empathize with people who's position is worse than mine, and I can see how inherently unfair the system is, precisely because I have had such bad luck. I'm sure if the system had worked for me, I never would have questioned it. I just think we can make things more equitable, that we can make the world more just and fair, and I honestly believe that the people who most vehemently defend our current system realize, perhaps subconsciously, that they have an unfair advantage in this system and are loath to change it because they know they would not do so well in a system that was really fair.

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    11. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Heh, well I have a good life, wife and family - though not really health. I agree that the system in unfair, but everything I have experienced leads me to believe it is very nearly the best possible system. If it was more fair, I believe there would be a net loss in happiness. I'm really not trying to talk down to you, but it is really a paradigm shift that most people need - to not look at what happened to you, but only to look at what you did that caused it. Toyota (I think) had an interesting program along these lines - Ask why 6 times. The production line stopped. Why? The bolt broke and I had to fix it. Why? 0.1% of all bolts break. Why? Because that is the spec in the contract. Why? Because it was industry standard language. Why? Because no-one had thought that one broken bolt per thousand would cost more than 100,000 bolts would!

      I don't believe in unfettered capitalism, but I think almost everyone has but too many restraints on it. I actually like the way the US economy works, and Bill Gates doesn't make me feel inadequate.

      But anyway - what would you change? How would you make it more fair? (The one change I would make is 100% estate taxes over $1M - though again, this law is completely unenforceable for the same reasons that the Kenedys pay no estate taxes!)

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    12. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Estate tax is a good place to start, but I'm an old school anarchist of the Proudhon variety, and I believe that property is theft. Not personal property, but natural resources. There is no justification for fencing off land and taking away other people's freedom to use it. You have to have labored over something before you have a right to call it your own, and you have to own something before you have a right to keep others from using it. Therefore, no one has any justification in holding natural resources as their own.

      I have not come up with the perfect solution to this dilemma. As Proudhon also, less famously said, property is also the only real protection against tyranny and is inherently anarchistic because it respects no king or lord. I feel their are two choices, Proudhon's idea of communal control of resources or some form of distributarianism. In communal control there is the plus that the process of deciding on how to use resources is democratic, but without a strong constitution and a system of checks and balances this can lead to a tyranny of the majority. With distributarianism, everyone owns their little portion of the means of production, but who arbitrates this ownership, and how do we ensure that the means are distribuited equitably.

      There are many problems with the free market as a system of arbitration. It requires perfect information on the part of all actors to work efficiently. It can not correctly value the costs and benefits of externalities. It does not operate efficiently where the marginal cost of entry into markets is very high (commonly known as a monopoly.) It has no negative feedback cycle to prevent a runaway accumulation of wealth by a few people. The more wealth one has, the easier it is to make more by using your wealth to game the system and ensure their isn't a level playing field. The free market can not think ahead and come up with solutions. It can only say what isn't working, not what might work better, and if what might work better is locked out due to any of the previously mentioned root causes of market failure, we will be stuck with what we have.

      We have a system that expects and rewards selfishness. So much so that even though the majority of people have been shown in modern economic experiments to favor fairness and reciprocity over personal gain, they will act selfishly rather than cooperatively because that is what the system rewards. In fact, the system gives free reign to screw over the naturally cooperative (and this is a large part of the reason behind my "bad luck." I'm too nice and too trusting, and I am not willing to sell out that part of myself just to get ahead.)

      Remember, your friends, relatives and acquantences are not a random sample of the population. You have probably not met the legions of people for whom the system has not worked, despite their best efforts, so it is no stretch for you to think of those people in the abstract sense, and to believe that they had all the opportunities that you did. It's just easier to think that they are where they are because they are lazy than to feel like you have to change the whole system.

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    13. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1
      Are you from Mars? What planet are you living on?

      I will see your Gates and Buffets and raise you with...

      du Pont, Johnson, Lerner, Walton, Hostetter, Chambers, Anthony, Johnson, Dorrance, Marcus, Magness, Macmillan, Icahn, Lindner, Pohlad, Wang, Johnson, Gates, Koch, Feeney, Schwab, Weber, Spangler, McCaw, Carlson, Ziff, Sun, Geffen, Duffield, Koch, Rockefeller, Washington, Ziff, Newhouse, Fisher, Tyson, Hall, Bren, Fisher, Hamilton, Bronfman, Johnson, Gaylord, Broad, Haas, Gore, Blaustein, Busch, Smith (Dave), Brown, Hillenbrand, Hixon, Mead, Alfond, Bancroft, Gottwald, Hughes, Mellon, Schwan, Searle, Stuart, Smith (Byron), Horvitz, Jordan, Scripps (E.W.), Rockefeller, Pitcairn, Pulitzer, Gund, Weyerhaeuser, Temple, Upjohn, Haebler, Campbell, Norris, Bacardi, Clapp, Reed, McGraw, Cayre, Belfer, Lilly, De Young, Hoiles, Jenkins, Donnelley, Collier, Nordstrom, Dayton, Meijer, Lykes, Idema, Mennen, Chandler, Davis, Mellon, Schwan, Searle, Stuart, Smith (Byron), Horvitz, Jordan, Scripps (E.W.), Rockefeller, Pitcairn, Pulitzer, Gund, Weyerhaeuser, Temple, Upjohn, Sarofim, Mars, Geballe, Perdue, Lennon, Field, Soros, Lucas, Roberts, Moore, Getty, Simmons, Helmsley, Huizenga, Walton, Hillman, Kravis, Perot, Van Beuren, Getty, Scripps, Taylor, Cooke, Stephens, Vogel, Goodnight, Sorenson, Moran, Cargill, Van Andel, Pritzker, Jannard, Walton, Kroc, Tu, Sall, Abele, Mars, Macmillan, Louis Family, Simplot, Walton, Kluge, Huntsman, Jamail, Haas, Albertson, Murdoch, Tuchman, Troutt, Kerkorian, Goldsbury, Rockefeller, Tisch, Ellison, Bass, Lauder, Stern, Skaggs, Wexner, Crown, Rich, Cargill, Harbert, Pictet, Ingram, Davis, Malone, Anselmo, Greenberg, Dell, Bloomberg, Fribourg, Arison, Smith, Mellon, Allen, Keinath, Haas, Nicholas, Anschutz, Knight, Tisch, Lauren, Hearst, Hunt, Rowling, Rainwater, Devos, Scaife, Goldman, Bechtel, Pritzker, Haas, Ziff, Turner, Dedman, Bass, Galvin, Goizueta, Perelman, Lauder, Walton, Zell, Johnson, Newhouse, Lefrak, Bass, Hubbard, Bechtel, Spielberg, Ballmer, Levine, Redstone, Buffett, Schwartz, Waitt, Frist, Macmillan, Annenberg, Macmillan, Wrigley, Ford, Davidson, Hewlett, Rockefeller...

      I can go on and on. Do you want some more?

      Most people in US are rich because they were born rich. Yeah, some do go up and down the classes, but those are exceptions not rules.

    14. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Hmm, Gates and Buffet are the exception, not the rule. The Bush family is a prime example: this is a family from which the current living generations are all born in wealth. Especially with abolishing the so-called 'death tax' by the same family, the next 10 generations are saved from actually doing an honest days work in their lives. They will simply not run out of money! There are many more of such families in the US, and each have an interest (and the money and power) to keep it that way. Currently the US is breeding a new aristocracy, in which a founder of the family in some distant past made his great fortune, and subsequently, many generations profit from it. American dream?

    15. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      but natural resources

      Actually, that is my number 2 - I think estate taxes are a little more important, but what I would propose is that all land/mineral rights/etc be owned by the state. Instead of taxes, you pay to use those rights (everyone would pay rent to the government, for example). Unfortunately, it has many of the same basic problems - those that have resources would expend those resources to bend the government to protect their resources. Well, that and you would never get buy in from everyone!

      requires perfect information on the part of all actors to work efficiently.

      Not totally true - it perfect information would give perfect results, presumably, but the key fact is that it gracefully degrades. Where the information is worst you are no worse off than any other system, and where the information is best you are much better off - excluding monopolies, as you rightfully point out. In general, though, even monopolies tend to be short lived - see Microsoft's impending doom (or if you don't believe that one, look at DeBiers, etc.). If abused successfully they can greatly extend their lives, but in the end they fail.

      no negative feedback cycle to prevent a runaway accumulation of wealth by a few people

      This is probably our biggest point of difference, in that I would say that this is a desirable feature in an economic system. If someone has been shown to be successfull at making stuff, make it easier for them to try to make even more stuff. This is going from the principle that you get money by making an output that society values more than the sum of the inputs - and then you haggle over how the difference will be split (and of course, long term society wins because you die and it doesn't!). As I have stated elsewhere, when Bill Gates makes another billion it doesn't really have a downside to society (because if that money were to be evenly distributed instead it would only cause inflation, not value creation) and it doesn't really have much upside to Bill Gates (he cannot buy anything now that he couldn't have bought yesterday). But it does drive Bill to create more value - and more importantly, it gives him the power needed to cause real changes (like his recent medical work). As I say, I see this as an important part of society.

      the system gives free reign to screw over the naturally cooperative

      Sounds like you work for big corps - I think that is a mistake for people that are hard working (with some exceptions). A large corporation exists to shield people from their mistakes. That means that people that make fewer mistakes on average (or that perform better, or whatever) have to suplement the efforts of the more marginal workers. I am a strong believer in small companies - I've started 8 now. The first couple failed, and failed badly - but the fourth one stayed up (and that's what you'll get son - the strongest castle in these isles!)... I'm too nice and too trusting, hmmm - do you need a job? Like rockets? Really, this depends a lot on who you work for. There are many sharks, but there are many nice people too.

      Remember, your friends, relatives and acquantences are not a random sample of the population.

      Too right! I had a professor once exclaim "You know what the worst place to do a market survey is? YOUR HEAD! You are not normal!" But hopefully talking with others can bridge the gulf of my lack of knowlege.

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    16. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Um - you realize both Buffet and Gates were in your rebuttable?

      Anyway, as I have said elsewhere, who cares about billionaires - look at the multimillionaires around you, and see what they did. You can't emulate someones birthplace, so find someone else to emulate.

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    17. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      I do agree with you - I think the estate tax should be nearly 100%. I also think that if and when the US has an aristocracy the same people that made the US great are going to move on and make another place great.

      My point is merely that they will still use a capitalistic economy in that new place.

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    18. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1
      Sorry, too hurry to paste, but I think my point is made.

      I can make the same list with multimillionaires, there will just be tens of thousands instead of just hundreds.

      I look at all the multimillionaires and vast majority of them are graduates of the finest universities in the country (mostly Ivy Leagues) which they could not have attended without years of private schooling and the fundings and backings of their parents. Just look at the percentage of Ivy League students whose parents also went to Ivy League, it is pretty damn high.

      And when they graduate, they end up working for their parent's company or friends of their parent's who find them a nice cushy positions.

      Sure, there are many entrepreneurs as well, but they also didn't have to knock down on hundreds of VC's trying to get funding. They already had trust fund for that.

    19. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1
      And one more thing. Even thought Gates and Buffets are giving vast majority of their fortunes away, that does not mean their children will be left to fend for themselves. And they will mulititude of advantages that normal folks (like me) can only dream about.

      They will all be left with millions which will be millions more than I ever will see from my parents (of from my job).

      And do you think those kids will have ANY problem getting into ANY university in the world? I think not.

      When they graduate, do you think they will be sending out resumes? PUHLEEZE. Bill or Warrent will make a few phone calls and multitude of executive positions will be available for their choosing (if they decide not go in their family business). They will probably be offered multitude board positions. How many job offers did I get without many rounds of interviews and applications?....umm... NONE!

      Even in the most democratic and open society like ours, there is still a class system. It might not be as brightly drawn as other cultures, but it is there noless.

    20. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      First point: you are right, and this is the hardest part in designing any system! How do you prevent concentration of power. First, everything should be decided by choice and contract. No coercion. But we do have to have laws that keep people from taking away other people's choices unjustly. And I see taking natural resources as a kind of choice theft. Our system of representative democracy provides a good blueprint for a system of checks and balances, but for continued good functioning it needs an educated and involved populace.

      Second point: I am talking here about the issue addressed in the well known economic paper that was published in 19790, "The Market for Lemons: Quality Uncertainty and the Market Mechanism" by George Akerlof. Basically, the problem is thus: Buyers and sellers of used cars do not have equal access to information about those cars. Sellers have a motive to overstate the value of their cars, therefore buyers must assume that all used cars are less valuable than stated. This drives down the market value of used cars, which in turn drives the sellers with higher quality cars out of the market, making the problem even worse.

      Third point: nobody creates value on their own. They are part of a system. Leaders have no value without followers. Innovators have the cushion of security needed to innovate precisely because the majority of people don't innovate but just do what worked for their ancestors. By overvaluing certain systemic functions such as leadership or innovation, the system encourages people who would not naturally drawn to those roles to do them even though they aren't suited to them. You can't have a system that is all leaders and innovators, it wouldn't work.

      As for giving the people wo are good at what they do more control, I agree. excellence should be rewarded, and in fact this fits with most people's sense of fairness. If someone was producing something of value in a system of democratically controlled resources, do you not think that people would vote to give that person greater control?

      I work for the state. 'nuff said? But I have been screwed over by small business owners who I thought were my friends, too.

      People like you, who work hard, take risks, are good and decent, and provide opportunities for other should be rewarded. I can't stress this enough. I'm not a communist in that regard. But there should be limits to the amount of money and power that anyone is allowed to accumulate, and I wuold put that limit squarely at the point that one person's power and money compromises another person's ability to be free to make their own best choices.

      I love rockets. I'm a network admin by trade, specializing in Linux, clusters, HA systems, IBM BladeCenter & VMWare. I do have a job, and it's not bad for being a state job. I've seen worse run IT departments in private companies, actually. I actually wish I had more to do, and a manager who was more involved and gave me a little more direction. As it is, I have a lot of leeway but little satisfaction.

      The reason I converse is not to prove I'm right, but rather to find out if.

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    21. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      True, those advantages exist - but parents always want to make things better for their children, which is a Good ThingTM. That is one of the perks of making it that far. The difference, as Warren Buffet says, is that you should leave your children enough money so that they can do anything, but not enough money so that they can do nothing. I totally agree with that sentiment. (Would you admit to anyone that Paris Hilton was your daughter? Yada!)

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    22. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I believe that property is theft.

      Thanks for admitting that, so there's no need to take you seriously.

      -jcr

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    23. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Can you refute the notion that property is theft?

      Can you refute the notion that the moon is made of green cheese? Your assertion, your burden of proof.

      The fact that this line of reasoning is just as valid today as it was in 1895 is kind of sad, though.

      Well, you're sort of right about that at least. It was bullshit when the first wave of socialist misanthropes dreamed it up, and it's bullshit today. The biggest difference between them and you, is that they couldn't predict the havoc their followers would wreak, whereas you know the track record of socialism (about 100 million dead), and you still spew it.

        -jcr

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    24. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Socialism as a philosophy isn't responsible for 100 million dead. Now who's making up statistics (yes, I was, so I'll admit it here rather than reply to three seperate posts.) Communism can certainly be held responsible for a large number of deaths, but the two are not the same. And I'm neither, I'm an anarchist, like Proudhon, who was the earliest critic of Marx, by the way. You may want to learn a little about history before disdainfully dismissing anyone's philosophy, if only to figure out why it's wrong and better refute it. Or maybe you're just the ad hominem type. Or the type who has found the One True Path and can tolerate no deviance from it.

      I gave a good explanation as to why property is theft, and you did nothing to refute my explanation, so we'll try this again. Firstly, I'm talking about real property: land, natural resource, etc. I'm not talking about the fruits of your labor, things you worked on. Those are yours. As I said, I'm no communist. But no one owned any land before some smart guy got the idea of fencing it off, so everyone had the opportunity to use it in a shared fashion. In order to mix your labor with land and have a legitimate right to call it yours, you need to exclude others from it, thus the act of mixing your labor necesarily happens before you have a legitimate claim. It is the same as me stealing a bike, painting it, and calling it my own because I worked on it.

      Now, we come to the heart of the argument. The people who you exclude from your property are only getting one thing in exchange for the agreement not to trespass, and that is that you will uphold their claims to property as well. The whole notion of property can only be based on this agreement, justification by so-called natural rights just doesn't fly. I have the natural right to do anything that's in my power to do, including killing you and taking your land. I won't kill you because that is the ultimate choice theft, I have taken away all your possible choices. Owning property is a lesser crime, it takes away the choice to use that property, but it takes it from everyone.

      So what do all the non-property holders get in exchange for their agreement not to use your property? Nothing. So they have no ethical reason to honor your request. The only reason they have is the threat of force, and that's not a very good justification in my book.

      I see two possible solutions to this dilemma. One, a system that distributes an equitable amount of real property to everyone, so everyone is a party to the contract. Two, a system of democratic control of property where everyone is a party to the contract. To me, these are the only ethical ways of dealing with the issue of scarcity in regards to real property.

      I've stated my case as clearly as possible. If you think I am wrong-headed here, I ask that you provide a clear argument as to why. As I stated, I'm not an idealist, and if you can provide a convincing argument, I will change my tune in a heartbeat. I've done it before when I've seen that my reasoning is flawed, and I'm sure I'll do it again. So I ask you, where have I gone wrong in my thinking?

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    25. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      You should get that knee looked at, it's jerking pretty hard there. I picture you getting to that line and steam coming out of your ears. First, you realize I'm talking about real property, not personal property, right? And I provide a decent argument as to why real property is theft, which I note you haven't actually tried to refute on its merits, but simply dismissed. Perhaps you have no way of refuting my argument, but can't stand to admit that? Ah, well, you can always lug out the trusty ad hominem, can't you? That'll refute anything! I bet all ten far right conservatives with an IQ under 90 who read slashdot are saying, "Yeeehaw! Y'all done showed him!"

      You'll have to do better than that if you want to impress anyone intelligent, right, left or center. Look at my fans list. Like it or not, lots of people here take me seriously. Maybe this bastion of commies and lefties is not really the placed for you, hmmm? Maybe you'd be more comfortable on a site like freerepublic.com, where everyone thinks like you do and pointless ad hominems rule? Obviously you aren't someone who likes having their ideology questioned or their assumptions challenged, and you have a very narrow and limited view of what is considered normal and acceptable discourse, so a site like that would be perfect for someone of your level of intellectual development.

      See? Two can play at the ad hominem game, and quite frankly, I think I play it better. But if you'd rather to have a rational discussion, I'll be waiting.

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    26. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by cburley · · Score: 1
      I see two possible solutions to this dilemma. One, a system that distributes an equitable amount of real property to everyone, so everyone is a party to the contract. Two, a system of democratic control of property where everyone is a party to the contract. To me, these are the only ethical ways of dealing with the issue of scarcity in regards to real property.

      Both of your solutions require "a system" of control -- either explicit ("democratic control of property") or implicit ("distributes an equitable amount...") -- which requires substantial input (definitions of "equitable", of "everyone", of "contract"), output (the control, including assignments with regard to which property is used how, when, and by whom), and internal beauracracy.

      So, would these systems themselves own property? (But "property is theft", you say!) If not, where would such a system exist, how would it conduct its business, exert its influence (control and police property boundaries as required), etc.?

      Who would make the decisions on behalf of the systems' inner workings -- who would decide who gets to vote on "democratic control" issues (children? fetuses? really smart chimpanzees?), for example, and how they vote? An "elite" of some sort? And who would elect and subsequently oversee those elite? Meanwhile, would those elite get special favors, such as particularly valuable property? If so, would that be "equitable" or "ethical"? If not, what would be the incentive for anyone to put themselves in such a position, if it was policed to a greater extent than the "common man", but yielded no extra benefits?

      In fact, how would any such system balance the desires of person X to trade his property with person Y, given that X prefers Y's property even though X's property might actually be larger, because X's is in a desert and Y has oceanfront property in Boca Raton, FL? (Well, that pertains to your first system, which distributes property "equitably", even though you seem to believe "property is theft" -- so would everyone be a thief in that system?)

      Or, taking the second system, what about people (or even animals) who would simply refuse, for whatever reason, to participate in the system you've proposed? Would they, or would they not, be "fenced off" from the property "claimed" by the collectivist system you propose? If fenced off, isn't that the same as the property that is "theft" in your view, except insofar as the "owner" is a faceless corporate amalgamation you call "a system of democratic control"? If not fenced off, how valuable would the collective's property be if anyone or anything outside the system could use, exploit, even plunder the property?

      And when you say "these are the only ethical ways of dealing with the issue of scarcity in regards to real property", why do you believe any particular human being's definition of "ethics" should determine how an entire planet's land mass is distributed among the humans who populate it? And, why do you believe real property is "scarce"? If each and every person presently on this planet was given one whole acre of land, how big would that collective land mass be measured in terms with which we might be more familiar:

      • The contintential United States
      • Alaska
      • Texas
      • New Hampshire
      • Washington, DC

      That is, which of the above is the smallest that still contains six to seven billion acres of land?

      Finally, are you aware of any experiments that put your approaches into practice? How do they work, how well do they work (how inclusive, ethical, etc. are they in practice), and how long have they been working? Are they serving as examples for others to try out? Do they require violence to enforce rules? Is the property collectively owned more, or less, productive than that owned by capitalists?

      I know there are a lot of questions here, but I think they naturally arise due to your proposal to replace each and every socioeconomic, political, and religious system on the planet with your idea(s).

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    27. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Private real property requires system of control as well. It needs enforcement by state power to be effective, otherwise we are talking about the tyranny of the strong. You gloss over my main point, that is, private property entails choice theft. Non-property holders have no stake in a system of private property ownership.

      The systems I mention would not own property but would manage it on behalf of it's true owners, the people of the world, collectively. I don't have the answers as to where it would exist or how it would exert its influence, as these issues would be decided by the people who's interests are being represented.

      Every stakeholder in the system would participate in the decision making process, but exactly how and to what degree isn't up to me, but the citizens of planet earth. Not fetuses or chimpanzees, but even smartass humans would be allowed to vote in these matters, or the system would not be fair and equitable. You are using loaded questions to cast unwarrented aspersions without explainign how our current system doesn't produce the same unwanted outcomes.

      As for how the syetm would balance individual desires, that is up to the participants in such a system to decide. Individual ownership of natural resources is theft, not a system of collective control, because a collective system vests control in everyone rather than only property owners.

      As for your next set of questions, I will pose one of my own. What choice do non property owners who do not wish to participate in our current system have?

      In my proposal, property would be fenced off from those not wanting to participate, because those who want a system of private ownership of natural resources are thieves who are stealing those resources from the rest of us. But I would advocate for a distributed, bottom up style of control where individual groups could take their collective share of property and choose to mediate control through a free market system.

      I don't believe any particular person or small group's definition of ethics should be imposed on everyone. But that is what is happening now.

      New Hampshire contains nearly six billion acres of land. Your point is moot, though, because if natural resources weren't scarce they wouldn't have any value in our current system.

      The Mondragon Collective in Spain is perhaps the best example of a system somewhat similar to mine put into practice on a large scale, although there are admitedly some differences. I leave it up to you to look it up and research it if you are interested.

      It should be noted that private property ownership requires violence to enforce it's rules.

      Now, how about you answer a question, as neither you nor anyone else I've discussed this with has been willing or able to refute my major points. Just one question, but it is a big one. On what basis do you justify private ownerhsip of natural resources?

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    28. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Socialism as a philosophy isn't responsible for 100 million dead.

      Rather more than that actually, but it's in that ballpark. About 30M for Stalin, 77M for Mao, etc. This is why I hold people like you in such utter contempt, just like the holocaust deniers.

      As I said, I'm no communist.

      Communist, fascist, parlor-pink, all you looters are the same to me. Go to hell, goto Cuba, take your pick.

      -jcr

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    29. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Learn your history, you freak. I'm an anarchist, the commies hate us as much as they hate the capitalists. Why do you think Trotsky got an icepick in the ear? You have no idea what you're talking about, it's all just "looters who want to take mah propuh-tie!" to you, isn't it?. You're the looter, you fascist propertarian. I'm sure as far as your concerned the whole rest of humanity can go to hell, as long as you've got yours. Selfish sociopathic git. Society made you what you are, it gave you everything you have, including the language you so blithely use to disparage it. Without society you'd be no more than a starving animal. You owe society a debt that can't be measured. So you can take your propertarian nonsense and stick it up your fat ass, you smirking chimp. I tried to have a civil conversation with you and figure out where you disagreed with me, but it appears that all you are capable of is hooting and flinging feces. You obviously aren't smart enough to bother with.

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    30. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by cburley · · Score: 1

      Now, how about you answer a question, as neither you nor anyone else I've discussed this with has been willing or able to refute my major points. Just one question, but it is a big one. On what basis do you justify private ownerhsip of natural resources?

      You seem to have misunderstood the thrust of my questions. I was not saying the present system is better or more desireable than your proposed system.

      I was simply asking how your proposed system could, or would, actually work in practice, such that it accomplishes what you say it would.

      Your answers failed to address most or all of the questions. For example, saying the citizens of planet earth would decide what is equitable or would vote in an equitable way utterly fails to address, to name just one concern, how that takes into account those citizens who would not agree with the majority decision regarding "equity".

      There are many other practical problems with your proposal that perhaps you could address as well, if you had been willing and able to lay a foundation for how the system actually worked. (For example, if two people to whom land was previously "equitably" distributed privately chose to exchange some portion of the shared land for some other benefit they considered tangible but that wasn't "equitably distributed" by your proposed System, wouldn't that mean that real property itself was no longer "equitably distributed"? How would your system detect and correct this?)

      But it was worth a try anyway. Note that, in the future, if you don't like being asked allegedly "loaded" questions about your proposed systems to correct some cosmic imbalance you perceive exists in the universe, you shouldn't post commentary that strongly suggests you have already formulated reasonable answers to them.

      Also, you are probably aware that there are plenty of places on planet earth right now where people interested in "owning" (in a practical, if not legal, sense) some real property and living out their lives can go -- places where they would daily gather fruits and nuts, or perhaps hunt local game, for survival, though have little or no access to what some might call the fruits of modern civilization (which is substantially, if not entirely, based on notions of real-property ownership by individuals and corporations that you certain consider unethical).

      Yet there is hardly any stampede of people towards such places. Indeed, from what I've read on the subject, people who try them out with the best of intentions usually end up fleeing them later.

      This is among many reasons why I accept, despite reservations about "inequitability" and more-serious ones about the violence that seemingly is necessary to support it, our present property-ownership system. It allows individuals (and corporate entities, which I view as legal fictions vis-a-vis an individual human being's God-given rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness) to cooperate and/or compete for whatever sorts of property they most value at any given time in their lives -- real, intellectual, monetary, equities (shares in for-profit corporations), and so on.

      Like you, I've long considered ways to improve or replace the system with something better. But I have been unable to do so, because I can't come up with one that assures global equity of property distribution across an entire populace that satisfies everybody, from those who believe children are property of parents (that is, a child that is born is not suddenly given an equal "share" of land that is accordingly taken away from others in some piecemeal, perhaps rather destructive, fashion, but only shares in what the parents already "own" under a system as the parents see fit) to those who are zealous advocates of animal rights (who do not accept that any human or collection of humans has any more "rights" to a piece of land than any animal, from primates on "down" the Darwinian ladder, to the extent the advocate accepts th

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    31. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by cburley · · Score: 1
      After my first response, I did notice this gem that you wrote:

      In my proposal, property would be fenced off from those not wanting to participate, because those who want a system of private ownership of natural resources are thieves who are stealing those resources from the rest of us.

      This is a particularly telling quote, because nowhere did I say that those who didn't want to participate would necessarily all be "those who want a system of private ownership of natural resources". Yet you define all non-participants as "thieves", apparently even if they merely want, but do not necessarily have, private property. (Was your wording intentional?) So they are thieves because they are outside your system and do not therefore share a stake in your property -- which is why I posed the problem in the first place.

      If that's true, then the word "thief", as you use it, has little or no utility when it comes to defining desireable outcomes. A "thief" in your view would be either someone who believes in private property ownership under any system other than yours or does not wish (or is not able) to participate in your system, regardless of their views.

      So I must dismiss any pertinence of the term "thief", which you insist on continually throwing around, as it has little or no value in constructing a system. Which leaves us with the question of how to handle the problem of non-participation in any system that purports to justify itself based on "equity", vis-a-vis the question of whether non-participants are, by virtue of the existence and predominance of that system, inherently disadvantaged either in relation to the system's nonexistence (difficult to assess) or when compared to those who do participate in the system (which becomes a matter of the system either being truly equitable or not).

      In fact, if you look at even entirely voluntary systems controlling infinitely reproducible, and thus basically ephemeral resources, such as software, you'll see that it's often the case that people can and will disagree with a system that controls a thing even while agreeing with the basis (reason) for that system. For example, many people agree with the ideal of free software (GNU, GCC, Apache, etc.), but it happens, often enough to be worth pondering, that "turf wars" and even splits occur within the development and/or support communities (GCC versus EGCS comes to mind). And this is over software that is freely distributable, not over limited real property, where the stakes are presumably so much higher.

      What you have done in your quote, however, is flat-out state that anyone who does not accept your particular system for equitable property distribution and thus wants to opt out as a participant is also someone who goes against your goals for such equity -- which might or might not be true -- and thus is a "thief".

      Regardless of whether it's true (after all, there's no point in trying to divine the motivations of any "outsider", and certainly no fence you wish to construct will be able to do that), what your response illustrates is that you are, in fact, in favor of inequitable ownership of real property, at least in the case where the "owner" is a corporate entity of some sort, and you are in favor of fencing off that real property so only those who make up that corporation get to enjoy it, regardless of whether that fencing-off results in a larger-scale inequity. (Yes, I realize that you would further qualify your favoring such inequity only when the corporate owner implemented your system, but what's the utility of that, if you don't represent a nearly-unanimous view among all mankind?)

      It's at that point that I wonder just how your system is different from what we have today, if you accept that any individual person is also legitimately considered a "corporate interest" insofar as he or she has an "identity" within the larger collective s

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    32. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Learn your history, you freak.

      Good advice, which you should take. Start with Stalin's persecution of the "kulaks", and be sure you look up the Cultural Revolution, the Great Leap Forward, and the Killing Fields while you're at it.

      I'm an anarchist,

      Oh sure: an anarchist who wants the state to go grave robbing for him because you hate inheritance so much.

      I'm sure as far as your concerned the whole rest of humanity can go to hell,

      No, I'm opposed to socialism. Weren't you paying attention?

      -jcr

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    33. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      I know all about Stalin, the cultural revolution and the killing fields. Tyrrany under the guise of communism, but that is communism's natural end-point. I'm opposed to communism and any kind of coercive use of power. Protection of private property requires a large amount of state sponsored coercive power. I'm not proposing any kind of top-down, imposed structure, merely advocating for a structure that people could adopt locally, and that would scale well through federation. I'm also stating, that as protection of privately held natural resources requires the threat of state sponsored violence, no anarchist federation need respect the property claims of private holders.

      Either you weren't paying attention or I was not stating my position clearly. In any case, I'm glad we seem to have moved beyond invective so we can get to the real meat of the issue.

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    34. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm opposed to communism and any kind of coercive use of power.

      This does not gybe with your desire to rob the dead.

      -jcr

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    35. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get the idea that I want to rob the dead. I feel that people who fence off natural resources are robbing the living. Wanting to take back what was stolen from you is not robbery, it's justice.

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    36. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get the idea that I want to rob the dead.

      From your statements advocating the death tax, of course.

      -jcr

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    37. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. It's income no different from any other. Just because you happen to be related to someone, why should you not have to pay taxes when they give you something? If your employer gives you a bonus, you pay taxes on it, even though he already payed taxes on it when he earned it. When someone related to you gives you a gift, you pay taxes on it (or you should, if you aren't a filthy, selfish tax cheat.) Why should it be any different when someone dies and leaves something to you.

      Robbing the dead, that's hilarious. Do you take all your talking points straight from Faux News?

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    38. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Do you take all your talking points straight from Faux News?

      Does the standard snotty condescension ever work for you?

      -jcr

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    39. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Hey, I tried being nice with you, you started the bad vibes. Whatever, I apologize, this is obviously a hot button issue with you, and I'm done trying to piss you off purposefully. Shooting fish in a barrel isn't fun. Damn, there I go again.

      Come on, I'm just putting out my ideas here, if you don't agree that's fine. I'm not advocating armed insurrection, and it's not like me and my army of anarchist anti-propertarians are going to come and steal your stuff. If enough people agree with my way of thinking, then things will change, and I'm sorry for whatever pain that might cause the minority, but as I have tried to base my philosophy on a moral foundation of "Don't take away the choices of others," I kind of think the pain that the minority would be feeling would be the pain of having their own unfair advantage taken from them, so I wouldn't lose sleep over it.

      But come on, how likely is that? Unless something goes seriously wrong with the system the way it is, there will never be enough people advocating for radical change to make a difference, and if the system does go seriously wrong, then that's a pretty damn good time for radical change, don't you think?

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    40. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Hey, I tried being nice with you

      Bullshit.

      -jcr

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    41. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Okay, what do you call this? I was honestly seeking your input to help me see where I had gone wrong in my thinking, and you replied with more inflammatory condescension. But whatever. Look, either you want to have a discussion about these issues or you want to fling insults. I'm down with either, but you can't have it both ways. I'm open to changing my ideas if they are proven wrong, are you?

      I can see how you might be threatened by the things I am saying. It may sound like I'm saying, "Let's go after jcr and take everything he's worked hard for all his life." I'm not. This is a really hard issue to discuss, because I believe that our current system isn't fair or just, and you probably think the opposite. But unless you are in the wealthiest 10%, I'm not advocating coming after your property. I wasn't clear about that, and maybe I overstated my case. I tend to get a little inflammatory at times, I admit that.

      I'll also admit that maybe my answers aren't perfect. That's why I want to discuss them, not to prove my ideas are right, but to find out where they aren't and strengthen them. If you can recognize that, however misguided I am, I have good intentions, I'll be happy. I don't want to screw over anyone who doesn't deserve it. But some people do deserve it. I feel that crazy, power hungry people have risen to positions of power and dominance in our current system, and I would like to see that rectified. Perhaps you don't see it that way, but I can hope that you can at least admit that other people do see it that way, and perhaps there is some small sliver of truth in our position.

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    42. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I can see how you might be threatened by the things I am saying.

      Threatened? Not at all. Your side lost. Maybe you heard about it, it made all the papers in the mid-80's.

      -jcr

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    43. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by spun · · Score: 1

      Please, I'm not a communist. That wasn't my side that lost. You keep harping on that. Is that straw man the best argument you can come up with? We anarchists have as much reason to hate the communists as anyone. You know why Leon Trotsky got the ice pick through the ear, right? Lumping all left leaning thinkers together with the communists just shows how uneducated you are.

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    44. Re:Why do 10% of the people own and control 90%... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Please, I'm not a communist.

      I'm supposed to care how you pinkos subdivide yourselves? The free world defeated you. Go cope.

      You know why Leon Trotsky got the ice pick through the ear, right?

      Of course I do. Despite all their rhetoric about wanting to help the working man, pinkos are autocrats at heart, and there's only room for one head thug. This is why HItler attacked Stalin, why Stalin murdered millions of his own people, and why Mao, Pol Pot, Castro, and every other leftie thug who got into power made a habit of murdering anyone who got too much attention on their own. Can't have rivals in the wolf pack, after all.

      Lumping all left leaning thinkers together with the communists just shows how uneducated you are.

      On the contrary: it shows that I'm not falling for your shell-game bullshit.

      -jcr

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  48. Technically... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    ...Dunn hired a third-party who subcontracted an individual who fraudulently collected the phone records.

    IMO, Dunn and the third-party should be convicted of conspiracy to commit fraud (or something, anything, just to give the bitch some jail time), and should be forced to hand over the name of the individual who collected the phone records in order to charge him with fraud.

    Dunn knew how the phone records were collected. Perkins called her on it. And CERTAINLY the third-party knew what the individual was going to do.

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  49. But why mention capitalism? by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that you mentioned capitalism, as though you were saying something distinctive about it, or that different economic systems might not have powerful people who think they can get away with being assholes.

    Imagine if I went to the zoo and dropped 16-ton weights on all the animals. They all died. Then I said, "The problem with parrots is that they fail to resist a 16-ton weight." It sounds like I'm talking about parrots, but parrots actually have nothing to do with it. The real issue is the 16-ton weight.

    Instead of "the ills of capitalism" it would have been more precise and less silly to say something along the lines of "the ills of human nature" or "some people are such assholes" or "power corrupts".

    Some of the ills of capitalism is that people are mortal, there is evil in the world, and we still don't have "Mr. Fusion" under the hoods of all our cars. ;-)

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    1. Re:But why mention capitalism? by dozer · · Score: 1

      Damn that's an insightful post. What's it doing on Slashdot?

    2. Re:But why mention capitalism? by aevans · · Score: 1

      Should we ban 16 ton weights? 16 ton weights don't kill people, negligent zookeepers do. Sue 'em!

    3. Re:But why mention capitalism? by aevans · · Score: 1

      I changed my mind. We should search everyone entering a zoo for 16 ton weights. And then sue the zookeepers for singling out bodybuilders and profiling them as parrot haters.

  50. HPQ stock soars on the news by aevans · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Dunn, Fiorina. Wall Street is probably just sexist. Or maybe it's a fact that men manage companies better. Or maybe misguided thinking elevates inadequate people to positions they aren't qualified for merely for the sake of filling some quota of diversity.

    1. Re:HPQ stock soars on the news by Some+Pig! · · Score: 1
      Dunn, Fiorina. Wall Street is probably just sexist. Or maybe it's a fact that men manage companies better. Or maybe misguided thinking elevates inadequate people to positions they aren't qualified for merely for the sake of filling some quota of diversity.

      From http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/01/rtg_hurd_f iorina/ :

      Let's all flex our honesty here and call this game the right way. The geniuses in charge of HP back in 1999 thought it would be cute and "proactive" to hire a "here's my high heel in your back as I climb the corporate ladder" lady as CEO of one of America's largest, most respected companies. They were high on the same La-La juice stoning all of Silicon Valley. How darling. How impressive. How shocking. Oh the attention.

      But eventually that high wears off and there's nothing but puke and pain left.
    2. Re:HPQ stock soars on the news by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're over-generalizing from two recent high-profile cases that fit your sexist opinions.

  51. Send an email to the HP board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  52. Capitalism is not relevant to the discussion by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
    Sure, such actions could occur under other philosophies; the point is that capitalism provides no disincentive for this behavior.


    What? This isn't anything to do with capitalism, it's the political system and the law.

    So what's your suggestion to replace capitalism, because it's going to have to force people to part with their goods and services somehow.

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  53. no credit for perkins by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    Perkins is the reason Dunn had to get the PIs involved. He was head of the board accounting and ethics oversight committee. He sat there while Dunn investigated, tried to get the board to do something and did nothing. He should have been the first board member a year ago to vote the guy out, but instead chose cronyism over the privacy of the boards internal discussions. I've worked for bosses that "tattle" to the rest of the workers on work related, but private matters.. it's no fun, it ruins companies. But the way Hurd knew about it too.

    he stepped down because if the SEC finds out he knew about an internal board level leaker on his watch, he'll be guilty of security fraud for not disclosing. There's potential for insider trading where the leaker is telling tails outside offical channels. He's a much bigger fish to fry. Dunn is just a boss doing her duty a little to zealously.

    1. Re:no credit for perkins by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      That makes no sense - was it Perkins role to find this out? Yes. And he failed.

      But I can't believe people are saying "it's his fault. Dunn /had/ to act illegally because Perkins wasn't getting the answers appropriately!"

      That's your justification? Blame should be laid at Perkins fault because his legal methods of hunting down leaks failed.

  54. The "HP Way"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has apparently been redefined as "to hell in a bucket".

  55. Honest Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read a fair amount about this, but I'm no expert. I agree that the methods were unorthodox, and even perhaps misdemeanor illegal, but am I missing something on the reason for this?

    Was the director that was leaking the info not doing anything wrong? While it might not excuse Dunn's actions (but, it might) wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that Dunn would never have been in a position to make a bad decision like this if George Keyworth had NOT been leaking inside information? Maybe the ends doesn't justify the means, but I tend to lean towards taking off the kid gloves when someone is playing dirty against you in the first place.

    I read that Keyworth said something to the effect of "he would have stopped if they had come to him about it" but why should they have had to do that? Isn't that part of the cushy board position? You make a lot of money. You make some big decisions and you keep confidential things confidential?

    I guess I don't understand why ALL the outrage is directed at Dunn and none at Keyworth?

    1. Re:Honest Question by Jetson · · Score: 1
      Was the director that was leaking the info not doing anything wrong? While it might not excuse Dunn's actions (but, it might) wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that Dunn would never have been in a position to make a bad decision like this if George Keyworth had NOT been leaking inside information?
      The point isn't that what Keyworth did wasn't wrong, but that Dunn had many options for pursuing his identity that were legal and chose instead to use illegal methods.

      All she *really* had to do was put a consent form in front of each chair at the board meeting and tell them that anyone who didn't consent to a release of phone records would be assumed to have resigned. Keyworth would either have been forced to resign to protect his phone records or give permission to be caught leaking to the press.

  56. The Shoe is on the other Foot by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    So spying on the rank-and-file employees is OK, but do it to the members of the board, who in all likelihood sit on many other boards of major corporations, and suddenly it's like, "oh. my. gosh! haw cud they doo thaat?"

    On the other hand, Dunn had to be pretty stupid to piss off the members of the board, who in all likelihood sit on the boards of many other major corporations. Suddenly, Congress itself is investigating. Yes, those people have that kind of juice.

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  57. Re: Pretexting Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Capitalism does not require people act unethically, illegally or immorally. My fear is that people like you will simply use this situation to "prove" how capitalism is bad (and why whatever brand of economics you prefer is "right"), rather than understand it for what it is: PEOPLE that are bad, and would be just as bad, in any other economic system.

    unfortunately, you went overboard in your attempted apology of capitalism: nobody honestly thinks capitalism REQUIRES people to act unethically - but all honest people know that it ENCOURAGES it

    the supposition that they would be "just as bad" in another system is not only unprovable but irrelevant - the point is that capitalism, by its very nature, encorages and rewards them

    nice try though


    Another pisser is that by blaming capitalism, you are releasing her from fault, as it is "capitalism" that is at fault, and not an overzealous and unethical person, Ms. Dunn.

    nope, wrong again: the quote talks about "evil men, doing evil things", and that's where, regardless of her gender, she falls: NOT "blameless"

    keep trying


  58. Pretexting?? No - It's fraud by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
    Damn straight. It's fraud, plain and simple.

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  60. So long as... by sugapablo · · Score: 1

    ...I can still get ink refills for my HP printer/scanner/copier...I don't care. :)

  61. Why... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    ...is it any time anyone criticizes capitalism, it turns into "what's your suggestion?" Since I can come up with no better substitute, I should be disqualified from performing a critique?

    I purposely avoided saying that we need something better. The point is that capitalism focuses on the profit motive. The profit motive drives corporations to do whatever they need to do to make a buck. This puts the dollar above and beyond morals and ethics. Thus the government needs to step in and regulate in an attempt to put morals and ethics back into business, which only works occasionally due to the fact that the government also subscribes to $ > morals/ethics.

    Nowhere does capitalism punish an evil entity. But capitalism, which focuses on the profit motive, certainly does start to give people with shitloads of money the idea that they can get away with anything. Most of them do.

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    1. Re:Why... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
      ...is it any time anyone criticizes capitalism, it turns into "what's your suggestion?"


      Simply because capitalism is the natural result of any interaction between people which involves a trade. Now there are somethings wrong with the monetary system and corporate law we have but it isn't to do with capitalism.

      What you're complaining about is the Limited company, where the owners and executives are largely insulated from the legal and financial repercussions of their actions. Again, that's a problem with democracy and the law, not capitalism.
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  62. You are a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dunn was probably the decision-maker in appointing Fiorina as CEO.

    Wrong.

    Patricia Dunn has been HP's non-executive chairman since she helped engineer last year's ouster of former chairman and CEO Carly Fiorina. Source: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technolog y/2006-09-08-hp-dunn-denies_x.htm


    And if so, that decision was almost certainly made purely based on sexism.

    So, not only was Dunn NOT the one behind Fiorina's elevation to CEO (in 1999), she was also the one leading the charge in Fiorina's firing.

    Do you feel enough like an idiot yet?

    If not, consider that the largest demonstration of sexism and incompetence in the past X minutes has been your post.
  63. Re: Pretexting Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time, use all caps AND bold, we could barely see your post. And I think it is important that people SEE posts like yours, to demonstrate how insane some people are. Thank you.

  64. I thought that was Christianity. by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Sure, avoiding the public backlash is nice, but the only reason this is even a problem is because it made the news. If no one talked about it, Dunn wouldn't have had to step down. Therefore it's actually the press and the public that is responsible for this. Capitalism did jack and shit to dissuade them from their unethical actions. They had a shit load of money, and money was at stake, so they spent some money to try and figure out who was leaking.

    The ethics of the situation were less important than the potential loss of money - capitalism is directly related to their decision.

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    1. Re:I thought that was Christianity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people mod score: 1 posts overrated? Is screwing other people's karma fun?

      Your signature does not make sense. Any post marked overrated will cause a reduction, you use 1 to 0 as a reference but 5 to 4 and 3 to 2 is still a negative moderation. Overrated does seem to be relative to the total score though but big picture, a -1 moderation is the same across the board, it is a reduction by one and that moderator did not feel it deserved to be a 1 so he/she moderated it down to 0. There are other moderators as well and if it was unfair, it should be modded back up accordingly. If you are implying that once it is 0, no other moderators will bother even looking at it but the is a failure in the moderation system or the specific moderator that is not looking 0 and -1 posts, not the fault of the original moderator that caused it to go to 0.

      Just my $0.02. Moderate this post as you feel the need!

  65. Remove the blinders. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about leaking HP's strategy for managing relationships with chip manufacturers (AMD, Intel)?

    You going to lionize him for this, too?

    Just some of George's work...

    Also, the SEC prohibits companies from leaking material information to securities analysts, institutional investors or other market participants before releasing the information to the general public (source).

  66. Fire Up the BBQ! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Well, this IS an election year, and the President is a global lame duck. From the parent statement, "...10 more who did far worse go free..." During these elective times, nothing says yum like a mess of "Caught Red Handed Corporate Leaders." I'm certain the FBI, SEC, and DHS can supply the cooking ingredients, all they need is a HINT of "Evidence".

  67. Excellent post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Far too intelligent and thoughtful to receive mod points, though. A shame.

  68. Clarification... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'I am taking action to ensure that inappropriate investigative techniques will not be employed again [by the board]. They have no place in HP['s boardroom]'

    Dunn will remain as a director, where she can practice her management skills directly on employees and customers.

  69. 2.3% increase is "soaring"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent is inveterate sexist and idiot... who probably hasn't ever gotten laid. He deserves our sympathy.

    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=196365&thr eshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=16088813#1 6089990

    Perhaps even worse, he has no idea what "soar" means -- the stock is up 2.3%; maybe that qualifies for exceptional performance for him?

    http://finance.google.com/finance?q=HPQ

  70. social engineering? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I thought this was called "social engineering" at one time. The weakest link in an IT system were the human administrators. You could sweet talk them into breaking the system.

  71. Dunn will remain as a director...????? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Quote from the article: "... Dunn will remain as a director after she relinquishes the chair on Jan. 18."

    What's the message here? Do something unacceptable, and you can still be a director, you just can't be the Chairperson?

    I can remember when HP was a good company. Now when I try to install HP products, it is common that I get error messages... during installation.

  72. Damn right it was fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is inconceivable to me that HP's outside counsel actually said that it wasn't unlawful. Yet that is exactly what they did.

    You are absolutely right, this is a case of fraud clear and simple.

    The Private Investigators should be charged criminally, The HP lawyers that okay'd this should be go before the state bar and explain why they didn't consider fraud to be unlawful and Dunn should be barred by the SEC of ever serving on the board of or in an executive position at any public company ever again.

    A corporation no matter how big cannot just assume powers the police don't even have without a warrant.

  73. More like... by Skevin · · Score: 1

    It's too late - what's Dunn is done. /rimshot

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  74. Ultimately private investigaors did the crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because "Dunn signed off" on the assignment does not mean that the private investigators had to follow through. If Dunn had ordered that the private investigators should break into the homes of the board members, you can bet the private investigators would have protested and refused to have done it. If Dunn had ordered that the private investigators should shoot someone with bullets, you can bet the private investigators would have protested and refused to have done it.

    Private investigators are licensed and must always act within the boundaries of the law.

    This opens up a different can of worms: Focus should now be aimed at the world of private investigators. Did the private investigator firm contracted by HP use pretexting routinely in previous cases with other clients, and this is the first time they were caught? Does pretexting and general law breaking occur typically in the private investigator community? Who is charge with auditing the investigators, especially when investigators break the law searching for "dirt" on innocent people (which means that such practices will never go into court and thereby never be made public)?

    Now that Dunn is out of the picture, let's see if the media will ever reveal the name of the private investigators and the name of their firm. They deserve to be raked through the coals as much (if not more so) than Dunn.

    A Pulitzer Prize to the journalist is does a thorough investigation of the private investigator world.

  75. Maybe this was all a big plan by bcmbyte · · Score: 1

    Here is my conspiracy theory. They hired Mrs. Dunn, told her they had leaks on the board. She accepted the position, taking orders from some one else. She will be well paid for taking some slack on this whole ordeal. Everyone will walk, except the company that was hired, they will go out of business, HP will blame them that it was their fault. Mrs Dunn will retire, she is ready to, she's been fighting cancer for far too long now, ready for some R&R on HP's money. Just my imagination here but stranger things have happened.

  76. Is that the best you have got? by twitter · · Score: 1

    You going to lionize him for this, too?

    From you link:

    On the chip front, although HP and Intel have had a long relationship involving their collaboration on the Itanium chip, delays by Intel have created frustration in the HP camp, the source said. As a result, HP may use Intel's archrival Advanced Micro Devices as a cattle prod of sorts to the chip giant, the source noted. "We plan to use AMD's Opteron more and more," the source said.

    Lionize? No. I asked you to justify calling him "slime" who deserves to be fired. The above, an anonymous threat to Intel over obvious and public technical failure, does not do it for me. You can mumbo jumbo it all up by calling that "proprietary information" but you can't call it a serious offense or even pin it to Keyworth. Anyone who'd have bet money on an anonymous report like that is crazy, so what harm could it have done? Companies talk about switching suppliers all the time when they are not engaging in illegal trusts to drive out competition. You will have to do better than that.

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    1. Re:Is that the best you have got? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      Interesting twitter, not two weeks ago you posted this and then conveniently just slithered away when called on your FUD. And now you're taunting (your favorite word) someone else because their evidence is not to your liking? Wow!

  77. The other side of the story by Daedalon · · Score: 1

    Many in here seem to be dedicated to mocking Patricia Dunn using variously insulting names of her. It might be justified or not, but many replies display the posters seeing only one side of the story, and only with a single interpretation: Private investigation company impersonated HP board members et al to gain their private information from AT&T, the investigation was requested by Dunn, so she is evil.

    Having spent a few hours reading all about the case from CNET News.com, I try to explain to you the whole story in a bit more detail but leaving out everything non-critical. I start with quoting the article HP chairman: Use of pretexting 'embarrassing', bold emphasis mine:

    "This is a board who has suffered for a long period of time from egregious breaches of standards of business conduct. The board asked me to do something about it," she said. "Many directors thought the top priority was to figure out how to plug the leaks. We couldn't function as a board with these leaks continuing. This was not my spying on the board."

    The leaking also has hurt HP's image, she said.

    I don't doubt any of the claims above. Companies depend on their ability to do great business before everyone else is doing the same, so everyone involved in upper-level management understands that keeping certain things secret is critical to the company. So does every major shareholder, ie. the people who actually own the company.

    Now if leaking one single time certain small details about the company could have negative impact, that's small compared to what HP has faced. Like the above citation shows, there had been repetitive leaks for a while already, and they weren't small ones either: HP outlines long-term strategy.

    When a company cannot decide when to publish this kind of information, it is in serious trouble. HP wasn't ready to publish any of this yet, but someone sitting in HP board of directors made it all public ahead of time. Maybe some parts were never intended for anyone outside the board to know. Read the article to get a view on what the press got to publish.

    The leaks were a serious problem for HP, so I bet Patricia Dunn as the chairman of the board was put under a lot of pressure to solve the case. She succeeded in that, but to her misfortune, wasn't able to get it done in a manner that would be legal and wouldn't cause major heat from the media (CNN has been keeping the flame up a big time, probably wanting a payback for Reporter's records accessed in HP probe).

    In the process board member Tom Perkins resigned, and stated afterwards that "I did not resign from the board for frivolous reasons, but because HP was standing into dangerous waters--waters hazardous with both illegal and unconscionable governance practices--and because my advice was being ignored". CNET's articles try to draw a picture of him having resigned simply because he suspected immoral and/or illegal methods to have been used in the probe, but somebody replying in a previous Slashdot story on the subject claimed that he got only mad because it was among his duties to solve the whole leaking case and Dunn had thus stepped on his toes. Haven't seen a link to any data backing that up though so I wouldn't encourage making any judgments yet.

    HP's stock, meanwhile, remained immune to the spying scandal. It continued a steady climb that began not long after the company revealed the questionable tactics of its leak investigation in a regulatory filing last week.

    Whether or not us non-experts in corporate management decide to take an opinion or anot

    1. Re:The other side of the story by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1
      She succeeded in that, but to her misfortune, wasn't able to get it done in a manner that would be legal and wouldn't cause major heat from the media

      So you're saying she was just unlucky that her methods were illegal? I'm sorry, but what planet did you just come from? Dude, the entire fucking point of the uproar is that she did ILLEGAL stuff to accomplish her goals. Not only that, but for you and me, that means at least a significant fine (like 3-4 years worth of salary) and a trip to the slammer. But, if you are rich and powerful enough, it just means you get to relinquish a title. Those are the fucking problems. Not that she had the misfortune to choose illegal methods. Nitwit.

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    2. Re:The other side of the story by Daedalon · · Score: 1
      She succeeded in that, but to her misfortune, wasn't able to get it done in a manner that would be legal and wouldn't cause major heat from the media
      So you're saying she was just unlucky that her methods were illegal?

      I made a decision to keep low on the speculating part. Dunn could have just told the private investigation company to find out who was the leaker. Or she could have given the investigation company confidential information about all board members, say "find out who of these crooks it was, by any means necessary let the law be no limit". Or anything in between or totally different.

      Not only that, but for you and me, that means at least a significant fine (like 3-4 years worth of salary) and a trip to the slammer. But, if you are rich and powerful enough, it just means you get to relinquish a title. Those are the fucking problems. Not that she had the misfortune to choose illegal methods. Nitwit.

      (Above bold emphasis is mine.) Somebody has worked their way to a position where they earn a lot of money and have influence over certain things. I don't know whether you did just misinterpret what I was trying to communicate in my post or do you actually feel that because there has been media coverage on something probably illegal happening, the person getting the most attention should be grilled especially as she earns more a year than most of us in a lifetime. The bolded part above would suggest the latter -- we haven't seen nearly all of the case yet, no decisions on whether charges will be raised or not have been made, and still I hear implications of... what? That Dunn can afford to buy the court? That the law is different to people who Have More?

      In case it was the misinterpretation, with "to her misfortune, wasn't able to get it done in a manner that" I mean "she did a decision which was bad for her" (mind you, "misfortune" can mean both "bad luck" or "bad thing"). I wanted to choose my wording to reflect that I don't know whether she tried other methods first but failed and "had" to choose an unethical method like this or did she want to walk straight over the rights of others to eg. display ultimate power.

      In any case, if she really was repeatedly requested by the board members to solve the situation, not being able to do so could have been even worse results for her. But it's important for us to realize that we can only speculate. Taking strong opinions based on speculations based on what has been written in media after CNET began its campaign against HP and Dunn would be rather short-sighted of us.

      Hope I answered your questions here. If I still left something unclear, just ask and I'll see if I can clarify.

    3. Re:The other side of the story by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Fact is, the leaks were a symptom of the larger problem: a lack of trust across the boardroom. Even if you ignore the moral and legal implications of spying on your own board-members (and you shouldn't), tackling the leaks alone without tackling the larger problem, a lack of trust, is lying applying band-aid for a hairline fracture.

      As for why the tech press, CNET and Slashdot included, is going so strongly on Dunn, well, it isn't rocket-science is it: this time, it's personal. HP spied on everyone including that CNET's reporter's dad; obviously, there are a lot of pissed off individuals out (t)here.

      Meanwhile, there's more breaking news.

    4. Re:The other side of the story by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Good point that we don't know everything about what has happened, and that the independent investigators could have been a bit too independent. However, I'm a firm believer in leaders being responsible for the decisions made by their subordinates. Furthermore, I have a hard time believing that the investigation was started by Dunn calling up the investigation agency, saying "Hi, we're having a leak that we'd like to find", and then hanging up. If this was as important to her as everyone makes it sound like, she would have gotten regular progress reports, including what's being done to find the leak. At best, I can see her saying "I don't care how you do it, just find the leak," which is an implicit confirmation that any methods are fair game - at which point she is responsible for the methods of investigation. You're right, we don't know enough about what actually happened. But I'd say the odds are very, very low for her to have just been blindsided by her investigators.

      Regarding the topic of the wealthy getting away with murder, I didn't mean that the wealthy should automatically be more scrutinized. What I meant was that, given the high probability (in my opinion - see above) that Dunn knew what was going on, it is astounding that she is simply asked to give up her title. If it would have been a grunt who was suspected of having authorized the same actions, I'm confident he would have at the very least been placed on forced leave.

      As for whether the law is different for those who have more, no. That's not the case. It does mean though that the wealthy can afford legal counsel that is far beyond what mere mortals can afford. The end result is unfortunately that the law might as well be written differently for the very wealthy, as the impact of it on them is much, much different.

      Lastly, the topic of misfortune - while it is indeed commonly used to mean something bad happened, the something bad is generally understood to be something outside the control of the person. A bad crop infestation, maybe. An account who runs of with the business money. Or friends who borrowed your car to do a drug run. While all could potentially have been prevented by the person in question, it is also unrealistic to assume that they can control everything around them. What happened to Dunn though is very unlikely to have been 'misfortune' in that sense. As I said earlier, I find it very unlikely that she simply had no clue what methods the investigators were using. Someone had to at least authorize the release of personal information, such has home phone numbers and SSNs, and for that, she bears full responsibility. She might be able to successfully argue in court that she didn't know the details and would have stopped the investigators if she did, but again, that doesn't pass the smell test.

      In short, you're right that we don't know everything there is to know, and no one has proven anything. But the story stinks to high heaven, and I'll be very surprised if anything comes out that changes the smell. At best, I expect lots of legal arguments about what was known and what could have been known - and that's where her money essentially guarantees her the safe passage that is not available to average people.

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      Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.
  78. Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all of you in the high-tech industry and journalism who do this all the time to people when you deem it a "good reason", your outrage rings hollow.